Oh Lorde!A Guide To

The Queen Bee Challenge

Volume 3

Step 1: Suspect someone might be desperate

Step 2: Move in the next drone

“Oh goodie!”

Step 3: Simoleons ahoy

Kennedy CoxFortune 6/5/8/3/3

Become World Class Ballet DancerTurn-ons? What turn-ons? <.<

Step 4: Fall in love after one flirt

Two or more phone calls + romantic interaction = ♥

Step 5: Buy new clothes

I’m a bit obsessed

Step 6: Add more rooms

I feel like an architect

Step 7: Quit job as… as…

“You don’t even remember, do you?”

Nah. Oh wait, you’re not supposed to hear the steps.

Step 8: Become a better writer than your god ever will

*weep*

Step 9: Build a pool for summer purposes

I want one too *pout*

Step 10: Unlock the golden bar of stretching

Step 11: Make some babies

2D-Komei: *creepy stare*

Step 12: Lullaby, where are you

Step 13: I see London, I see France

Kennedy has the exact same personality as Komei.

I don’t mind the cleaning, but some variation would be nice.

Step 14: Express love for graphics card

Step 15: Cue pop-eye music

Step 16: Still nothin’

Step 17: Take a break

Step 18: This describes me and ACR perfectly

I checked Anya’s token and freaked out because it said she was 58 days old which I assumed had somehow rendered her sterile, and I

desperately searched on the internet for some kind of solution until I re-read the manual and realized that ACR doesn’t change the Maxis

interactions but creates its own. Summa summarum: I feel like an idiot.

Step 19: Screw career, I need babies

Step 20: Still no lullaby -_-

Hmm…

Step 21: Yep, that oughta do it

“This isn’t fair!”

Step 22: Why am I laughing at that pop-up

Step 23: Where’s my dictionary

Step 24: All hail the ballet bar

“What’s the matter sweetie?”

“A man keeps walking past our house.”

Step 25: Your duties are fulfilled. Scram.

Step 26: Yay for aspiration rewards

Had I given her one more active point she could’ve done yoga on the coffee table >:(

Step 27: Moolah ahoy

Sims is unrealistic *weep*

Step 28: Skilling is such a tedious task

Step 29: I’ll get to you in a moment, chill

Step 30: Ha!

I knew the painting was responsible

Step 31: They’re conspiring against me

“Way to go pissing off the voice with the default maternity outfit and hair!”

“You too with leaving the pool untouched!”

Step 32: Punishment

J/k. I gave him Knowledge as a secondary aspiration.

Step 33: Friends are important.

Which is why I’m ignoring mine…

Step 34: Pay for non-existent power grid

Admit it, sim electronics pretty much run on batteries

Step 35: Spy on neighbours… for science

Step 36: Grumpy Komei is grumpy

Step 37: Go to work a couple of hours prior to labor

I finally got her skills up :D

She has a lifetime’s worth of vacation days lol

Step Step 38: Ruin your galfriend’s painting

-_-

Step 39: What do you mean maternity leave

Step 40: Seven is a magic number

Step 41: Meet Brendon

After Brendon Urie, the multitalented and currently sole artist of the band “Panic! At The Disco”.

Step 42: Resume previous activities

Step 43: Forget to remove the hat

Let’s hope it makes the kid smart

Step 44: >.<

I become a neat freak when I see this

Step 45: Dress the larva appropriately

Woops, the hair is poking out.

Step 46: This suits him much better

Step 47: Brag of accomplishments

We need all the family friends we can get

Step 48: That escalated quickly

Step 49: ACR I tells ya.

I’d say it isn’t cheating per se, but I still don’t encourage it.

Step 50: Admire painting over and over again…

Step 51: …while shrimp screams his head off

Fortune sims make great parents

Step 52: Sibling is already trying to steal the show

Step 53: Cutie-pie

6 neat 5 outgoing 8 active 3 playful 5 nice

Step 54: Kyuteness

“{Good, good now we're making some progressCome on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat}”

Oh and apparently Brendon only speaks in his namesake’s song lyrics.

Step 55: Player 1 has passed out.

You’re such a mature adult, Ken.

Step 56: Long for the escape interaction

Of course when it finally happened I missed it.

Step 57: Show why the kitchen and nursery were placed next to one another, indicating that I actually think about what I do

Step 58: Wait for someone to come running through the banner

The toddler gate in the previous picture was by Honeywell at modthesims.info, and though it’s a pretty nifty thing, I decided that my

toddlers should be allowed to roam free.

Step 59: If only real-life autumn could be this effective

Step 60: This table seems to be addictive

“{Yeah you’re worse than nicotine, nicotine}”

You’re too young to know about that!

Step 61: Observant parents are observant

“{Burn my lungs and curse my eyes!}”

Step 62: Regain lost friends

“Whoa, you actually kissed her?”

Step 63: …what is this foreign object

Just kidding, his name is Evelyn.

It’s used by males too. Look it up.

Step 64: Refrain from feeling sorry for the specimen at hand

The baby’s still on the parking lot lol

Step 65: Reminisce about Sims 1 hamburgers

Step 66: Look up the spelling for ‘intimidated’

“{Let’s kill tonight!}”

o.O

Step 67: Try to come up with a clever caption

Step 68: Argh

When I want them to go to work, they don’t. When they need a couple more skills to be promoted, they run as fast as they can.

Step 69: Pretend that daddy’s reading his own novel because it just feels more heartwarming that way

“{Don’t you see I’m the narrator and this is just the prologue?}”

Step 70: Moar bonding

“{Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention}”

Finding appropriate lyrics is going to be its own mini-challenge :3

Step 71: LOL

I was up ‘til sunrise just playing this household

Step 72: Be stabbed in the heart

I just can’t handle it ;_;

Step 73: Remember there’s another child on the lot

“{Oh dear. Mother’s making the grinch face again.}”

Step 74: Wonder whether we’ll ever move in a Romance sim

“You want to do WHAT to me?”

Step 75: No smart milk needed :D

Step 76: Be attacked by roaches again

Step 77: Birthday

“Things are shaping up to be pretty odd.”

For example, you can speak without brackets now :D

Step 78: Sister Brother steals the spotlight yet again

“She didn't choose this role, but she'll play it and make it sincere.”

Step 79: ELF EARS

1 neat 10 outgoing 8 active 9 playful 7 nice

Where did these genes come from

Step 80: Be unsure of where to go with this but still decide to give the kid an androgynous look

Brendon: “Boys will be boys, baby.”

I ain’t so sure about that.

Step 81: Hope that a plague doesn’t spread

Step 82: Receive free TV *yawn*

Step 83: Do a shout-out

This picture made me think of shannonagins (boolprop.net) and her “Happy Trails” TPC. The roach army cracks me up every time.

Step 84: Obligatory teaching picture

“Dès le premier jour, ton parfum enivra mon amour…”

Step 85: Scar eldest for life

“Lean back, let it move right through ya!”

… I think he’ll be fine.

Step 86: Enayla

That face reminds me way too much of Ziva David from Navy CIS.

Step 87: Hot mama

Step 88: Boogers!

Step 89: Grinch face ahoy

Let’s pretend that the friend want she rolled wasn’t work-related.

Step 90: Old hag becomes a bit younger

Step 91: Hire butler

I don’t trust myself to keep these kids alive.

I didn’t even notice Brendon was home until I took this picture.

Step 92: Introduce face to palm

NOBODY’S HUNGRY. EXCEPT FOR THE SCREAMING INFANTS.

Step 93: One of the cutest pictures I’ve ever taken

Step 94: The pool is yet to be touched

Step 95: End of fall means smartmilk D:

Kennedy: “Come on, Evy! Say ‘daddy’!”

Brendon: “If you talk, you better walk -”

You’re not even in this room!

Step 96: Useless butler is useless

Step 97: Remind yourself that a god shouldn’t have favoritesAdorable Brendon is adorable

Step 98: One more portrait for the hall of fame

Maybe should’ve done a different pose

Step 99: Let’s smustle!

“So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?”

“Did you just call me a harlequin?”

Step 100: The Ziva look is gone

10 neat 5 outgoing 7 active 3 playful 3 nice

Step 101: Self-explanatory picture

Step 102: Guess why my sims have maxed mechanic and creativity before college

Step 103: Yep, smart milk is definitely necessary

Step 104: Even the fortune sims are better at child-rearing

Step 105: Umm…

Step 106: Maybe not

Step 107: Frown at the hole in the hair mesh

Step 108: Frown at having to clean up the drawings every five seconds

Step 109: Frown at – just kidding, you can’t really be mad at this.

Step 110: Ignore child ‘til after they’ve already completed the interaction

Step 111: What could this tummy ache be

Step 112: Meet Zolanda

“If only I could’ve been of assistance… I feel so useless.”

Trust me, you kind of are.

Step 113: Educate toddler on the facts of life

Step 114: Another thing that no one uses.

How come I have to direct you to play with this?

“*puts controller down* Time to dance.”

Step 115: Aaaw

Isn’t it nice to have friends?

“Well, that all depends what you qualify as friends.”

Step 116: Find the flamenco dress to be rather beautiful

You did something right, EAxis.

Step 117: IT CAN BE USED SIDEWAYS *.*

“And now son, the plie.”

Step 118: Melt from the cuteness

Step 119: Stay in touch with loved ones

I know, it’s such a tedious task.

Step 120: Finish the volume

“Are you kidding me woman?! All this skilling for nothing?!”

Happy simming!