office flirting - the user manual

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User Manual Office Flirting www.officeflirting.co.uk

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It's the rules. The instructions. The Gospel. Everything you always wanted to know about office flirting but were just too afraid to ask, distilled into some sweet, sweet slides and a video. Escape the tyranny of loneliness and become the the greatest flirt you can possibly be. The flirt your office needs. The flirt your office deserves.

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Page 1: Office Flirting - the user manual

User Manual

Office Flirting

www.officeflirting.co.uk

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• It’s the manual. The instructions. The gospel.

• Read the rules

• Learn the techniques

• Watch the video

What is this?

Success

Time

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• Email her privately asking if she has any more - “Because the first one was so good”

• Casually ask for a picture of her boobs - “Because you want to see something even funnier”

• With her confidence shattered she’ll be an easy target!

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1. The e-male

• Wait till she sends round some stupid cat picture she found on the Internet - Email back to the whole company saying how funny it is

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• Get a breakdown on cue with a bit of casual vandalism - Pour a mug of tea into it - Or just ask it to change from A4 to A3

• Your manly repairing skills will defuse her cute girly anger - You’ll be irresistible to her

• Turn it into a consolatory drink - In the nearest Slug & Lettuce (or whatever equally classy bar you have nearby)

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2. The photo-coy-pier• Girls are helpless faun-like creatures

- Easily confused by anything with more buttons than a hairdryer - They love men who can handle technology - Photocopiers are complicated machines that don’t come in pink

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• Girls love being hassled at their desk- Particularly first thing on Monday morning - Especially if they’re late or hungover

• Use the “power of suggestion” - Change the height of her chair the night before so when you swagger over her eyes (and mouth) will be directly in line with your penis

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3.(personal) Space Invader

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✓ The fake fire alarm

✓ The terminal illness

✓ The fictional gay marriage

✓ The water cooler kamikaze(see video on slide 8)

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Advanced Techniques

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Signs that she’s into you

Playing with her hair

Wearing smart clothes

Avoiding eye contact

Telling you to stay away from her (women can be confusing)

Refusing to talk to you (she’s playing hard to get)

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