Non noobalonNon noobalon

Hi my names professor noob helper I see you are one of them let me see your id MY GOD YOU’RE A SUPER NOOB I cant help you here

Hi im professor super noob helper let me see your id ah a super noob you definitely need ma helpa no wat I is sayin so welcome to non noobalon this is a pkmnoob

Now that’s covered I have to tell you there are a lot of nonnoobainers and they are all really tough don’t go pkmbattle anyone because they may be too strong if you cheat at any point you become a douchebag and you must die hahahahaha that will be fun. When we killed you after you become a douchebag we chop you up and feed you to pkmnoobs they need food yano thanks for listening

This is youThis is you

Heres a practice battle to start Heres a practice battle to start you offyou off

Advance to next placeAdvance to next place

quilava

hp

exp

quilava

hp

Lvl:5

Lvl:5

What shall quilava doWhat shall quilava do

scratch growl

Run for your life

pkmnoobs

quilava

hp

exp

quilava

hp

Lvl:5

Lvl:5

quilava

hp

exp

quilava

hp

Lvl:5

Lvl:5

The foes quilavas defense fell

Cant run from a Cant run from a trainer trainer

battle………………..battle………………..yetyet

pkmnoobspkmnoobs

quilava

What shall quilava doWhat shall quilava do

scratch growl

Run for your life

pkmnoobs

No pp

hehehehehehe

quilava

hp

exp

quilava

hp

Lvl:5

Lvl5

A super mega critical hit

Got 50 exp points

Lvl6

Congrats quilava levelled up by 1

Attack +3

Defence +2

Speed +3

Accuracy +3

Evasiveness +2

Spd.attack +2

spd,.defence +2

Attack 7

Defence 8

Speed 9

Accuracy 10

Evasiveness 8

Spd.attack 9

Spd,.defence 9

pkmnoobspkmnoobs

quilava

I told you that yah cant I told you that yah cant fucking escape this stupid fucking escape this stupid

battle against that gay ugly battle against that gay ugly dick head now piss off and dick head now piss off and leave me alone you twatleave me alone you twat

Yeah Yeah

Yeah im Yeah im awesomeawesome

Your quite a trainer and you already have quite a strong bond between you and quilava. You must already know how to battle to get a super mega critical hit. Anyway my assistant wanted to give you theseObtained the 5 pkmbals and 5 grtbals Obtained happy ribbon

Your next door neighbour says she wants to give you these as well

Obtained the 10 potions

Hey I can do this funny thing with my head and its so funny hey are you reading good.

Here have a cheque

Trainer called ash$50,000 pkmndolrs

For excellent skills

This is how you will appear

Town of house where you start

A town in a place

Gimme something

After everyone ran away coz ur a damn ghost you decided to steal everything now you have infinity of everything there ever is to get in nonnoobalon

Then you left

Allo tis itla ya giz ya pkmnoobs so iz can eel dem

innit

Ya dey is dun man init

Gordon brown challenges you

Huh a new pkmnoob joined you

Gordon sent out geodude

geodude

hp

Lvl:12

lucario

hp

Lvl:10

What will lucario do What will lucario do

Aura sphere Mega punch

pkmnoobs

run

geodude

hp

Lvl:12

lucario

hp

Lvl:10

A one hit kill ratio hit wow

geodude

hp

Lvl:12

lucario

hp

Lvl:10

A one hit kill ratio hit wow

Hello no runningHello no running

I told you already nnoo I told you already nnoo rruunniinniinngg yyoouu ccaann rruunniinniinngg yyoouu ccaann nnoott rruunn ffrroomm aa nnoott rruunn ffrroomm aa ttrraaiinneerr bbaattllee..ttrraaiinneerr bbaattllee..

pkmnoobspkmnoobs

quilava

lucario

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