nipun dhingra | may 31 2015
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Author’s note:This presentation was supposed to be released on 31st May.
But all good things take time. Just like this being.
For the first time, we ran a competition to allow other B-inhabitants to send in entries. The selected ones have been displayed here under “fan entry”
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NIPUN DHINGRAnot the hero we deserved, but the one that we needed
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Outlier truth
There comes a time in history when something or someone disrupts the status quo
did that to
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and
has done that to
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Personal Information
Nipun Dhingra – A quick glance (Oh Please… I’m an eyecandy)
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Basic Information
Information
Networks:Jlo fan club, Sexy onlyPolitical:Jlo for PresidentHometown:Will you take me to your hometown
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Networks: Jlo fan club, Sexy only, Classified for the well-dressedSex: MaleAge: 27, But I feel up 16Nationality: I want to be in a KuwaitiRelationship Status: Oh Please!! This is so BIPolitical Views: JLo for PresidentReligious Views: Aaye haaye Mata aa gayi!
Profession: Data analyst, Integration specialist, wannabe engineer
Technical skills: Mixer ‘Grinder’ expertWardrobe essentials: 1. Chochon waali blouse
2. Vishwas certified high waist crotch hugging pants 3. Fcuk Negi-eau de toilette (It has a natural woody essence!!!) 4. Torch-Lite (For those dark nights)
Favorite TV Shows: Sex and the City, Gossip Girls, Victoria’s Secret
Favorite Music: Waiting for tonight
My duckfaces
Updated 5 seconds ago
1000 Albums
Random photos with hot girls
Updated 1 day ago
Contact Information
Address: I am a global citizen!
Number: (+69) 69696969
Fan Entry
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The patriotism-culture matrix
Patriotic
Unpatriotic
Desi Firangalso known as the B.I quadrant
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Best Friends Forever(yone)
Standard human measure
I have so many friends & V****** loves me too. Life is perfect!
No one loves me. I hate everyone
I just met 250 people & its crazy but they all are my best friends, some will call me maybe
Nitish, how can you change your socks without letting me know?You were my only best friend. And now you betray me thus?
Nipun’s chart
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Self(ie) Obsessed
Number of selfies per day
GlobalAverage
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Dance and Drama
Nipun has three great talents:
1. Dance
2. Being dramatic
3. Dramatic Dancing
DanceDrama
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Qoochy Qoochy Qoooute
Fan Entry
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(some more)Qoochy Qoochy Qoooute
Fan Entry
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(and more)Qoochy Qoochy Qoooute
Fan Entry
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J-Lo(ve) – The line up of the biggest fans
Every 3rd Indian who has heard of football
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Nipavatars
How do some girls not have it in them!!!
Bootylicious Beyonce
Haaye Haaye!! Pata hai who
motan aaj kya pehenkar aayi thi!!
The next-door kitty party aunty
The colorful Indian
South Delhi and Bombay are the only inhabitable
places in the country!
Fan Entry
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Excerpts from Nipun’s resume
1/400 to successfully carry off a pair of lemon green loafers, IIMB, 2015
Certified highest number of best friends per square inch, Life, 1999-2015
Certificate of merit for most Britannia fruitcakes consumed, IIMB, 2014
Responsible for changing the mindset of 100+ souls, India, 1999-2015
Awarded best entertainer by A-mid, D-top, J-mid, L-top, 3rd base, IIMB, 2015
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Ingredients to a successful IIMB party
A drop or ten thousand of the ol’ monk
1000 dB loud Honey Singh music
Fries that we share
Nips baba’s unbridled entertainment
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A belated very happy birthday, Nipun!
You’ve added color to many a black and white lifeYou’ve made our stay here, easier to surviveContinue to follow all your dreams under the sunContinue to make all our lives more fun
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God bless Nipun Dhingra &God bless the United States of America