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    Yael R. Dragwyla First North American rightsEmail: [email protected] 20,500 wordshttp://polaris93.livejournal.com/

    NEW MAGICKS FOR A NEW AGE

    Appendices

    Volume I: A New Order of the Ages

    Book 4: Glossary of Terms

    The following is incomplete and needs some revision, but, in conjunction with library sources suchas Wikipedia.com and books and articles on the subject, it can be useful for the student and practitionerof the esoteric Arts and Sciences, especially astrology.

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    Adjectives and qualifiers:

    Cytherial: of or pertaining to Venus (same as Venereal or Venerean, but to modernssounds more, ahem, polite)

    Jovial: of or pertaining to Jupiter as a psychospiritual influenceJovian: of or pertaining to Jupiter as a physical Planetary entityTerrestrial: of or pertaining to Terra, i.e., Mother Earth

    Martial: of or pertaining to MarsMartian: of or pertaining to Mars as a physical, Planetary entity

    Aeon, Changes of(esoteric theory): The average length of an Aeon is 2,160 years, one-twelfth of theperiod over which the precession of the Earths axis of rotation goes through one complete cycle. This isbecause an Aeon corresponds to the length of time during which the Vernal Coleur the celestiallongitude, as measured against the backdrop of the heavens, of the Suns position on the first moment ofSpring each year, when He crosses the celestial equator going North on His apparent yearly round of

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    Earthly skies remains within one of the twelve Zodiacal Constellations. This, too, may have ageophysiological basis. According to astronomers Sallie Baliunas and Willie Soon,

    . . . [Strictly] speaking, the period of the sunspot cycle is not 11 years; it variesfrom eight to 15 years. Other periods are also present, for instance the 80- to 90-yearGleissberg Cycle and a 200-year cycle. A period of roughly 2,200 years is suggested

    by records of solar magnetism from the radiocarbon abundance in bristlecone-pine tree

    rings that can be traced over several millenniums.

    -- Sallie Baliunas and Willie Soon, The Sun-Climate Connection, in Sky &Telescope Vol. 92 No. 6 (December 1996), p. 39

    Obviously living things, e.g., bristlecone pines, react metabolically to changing strengths of the Sunselectromagnetic field. There is no reason to assume that the reaction might not also be exhibit as gross

    behavior among non-sessile beings such as animals, including ourselves, on both individual andcollective levels. Therefore there is a possibility that the progression of the Aeons may be tied to thecycles of waxing and waning strength of Sols electromagnetic field and His cycles brightness associatedwith them.

    Ages (astrological):

    Albedo (astronomy, planetary science): See Planets, physical measures (astronomy)

    Alchemy: Decomposition, recomposition (integration); mercury, salte, sulfur; the four Elements;the Black Dragon of Putrefaction; etc.

    Algebra, Boolean: A notation number system which, like our normal decimal or base-10 system,employs representation of a given number by the vector sum of scalar multiples of exponential powers ofa given numerical base, of the following form:

    n ai xi = a0 x0 + a1 x1 + . . . + an xni=0

    = a0 1

    + a1 x

    1

    + . . . an x

    n

    + = a + a1 x

    + . . . + an x

    n

    ,

    where x is some base number, e.g., 10 (which we normally use), and the ai are members of a set ofscalars, in this case, the set of digits {0,1,. . .,9}.

    But in Boolean algebra, x is equal to 2, and the ai can only take on the values {0,1}. So, asrepresented in Boolean notation, a number is a string of 1s and 0s. This is now numbers and, for thatmatter, any other kind of information are presented in a computer.

    See entry underPolynomials.

    Appulse (astronomy): The near approach of one orbital body to another during a conjunction, whenthe declinations of the two are not close enough for them to form an occultation; the culmination at orcrossing of the meridian. Applied particularly to the appulse of the Moon to the Earths shadow. SeeEclipse.

    Apsis, apsides (pl.) (astronomy): The points of greatest and least distance of a planet, moon, orcompanion star revolving about a primary to the latter. Perihelia, aphelia of a member of the SolarSystem; perigee, apogee

    Ascendant(astrology): See entry underCusp, cusps.

    Aspects: The angles which, as viewed from the surface of one or another planet, moon, or othercelestial body, the celestial bodies in its environment appear to form with one another and the body onwhose surface the observer is located. In particular, the term refers to the geometric interrelationship of

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    the Earth and any two other celestial bodies, as observed from the Earths surface, as these relate to ahoroscope cast for the observers position, the date, and the time of the observation.

    Suppose an astrological chart has been erected to answer a question (a horary chart); to predict theoutcomes of an event (an electional chart, for timing a ceremony, ritual, etc.); or to analyze the possibleramifications of some unpredictable event, such as an earthquake, outbreak of war, etc. (an event chart).The Significator or ruler of that chart, i.e., the Planet ruling the Sign on that charts Ascendant,determines the answer to the question, consequences of the ceremony, or implications of the event

    represented by that chart according to the aspects which it makes by progression to the Planets or othersensitive points in the chart. If the Significator in a horary chart makes no applying aspects to anythingof significance in that chart before leaving its Sign (or, in some cases, taking its station and goingretrograde within that Sign), or isnt within orb of application to any other body in the chart during thattime, then the Moon becomes the charts Significator.* Like transiting Saturn, the progressed Moonmoves through the sky at an average of about one degree per month. By Her progressed motion and themajor aspects She makes as long as She is still in the Sign of Her original placement in that chart, She

    brings all things into manifestation.**

    *In event charts, separating aspects can also be of significance.

    **For horary charts, major aspects to other Planets, the Part of Fortune, and other applicable points in thechart include the conjunction, sextile, square, trine, opposition, and parallels of declination. Forevent charts, this list is expanded to include the quincunx or 150 aspect. The quincunx, sometimescalled the inconjunct (a term also used for semisextiles), isnt considered to be a major aspect inhorary charts, but as a secondary influence it is considered to be of great importance, since itsappearance in a chart is often indicative of grave illness or a disaster such as an earthquake.Quincunxes usually abound in event charts erected for disasters such as earthquakes and the outbreakof war. The geometric supplement of the quincunx, the semisextile, an angle of 30, may be ofsignificance with respect to the inception of conditions leading to injuries, disasters, ill-health, etc.See the Glossary in the Appendices to Volume I of this work for complete definitions of types ofaspects as well as separating vs. applying aspects., etc.

    Major aspects are those which have major astrological effects upon the celestial bodies and the

    astrological chart under consideration. They include the conjunction (0); sextile (60); square (90);trine 120); quincunx (also sometimes called inconjunct, an angle of 150); opposition (180), parallel(same declination, or distance from the celestial equator, on the same side of it), contraparallel (samedeclination, on opposite sides of the celestial equator), and occultation (conjunct and parallel each otherat the same time, so that the body nearer to the Earth eclipses the observers view of the farther one).

    Minor aspects, whose effects tend to modify other things in the chart but arent themselves majorinfluences, include thesemisextile (30; sometimes also called an inconjunct),semisquare (45), quintile(72),sesquisquare (135), and others.

    *For further discussion of these and other minor aspects, see Emma Belle Donath, Minor AspectsBetween Natal Planets (Tempe, AZ: The American Federation of Astrologers, 1982),passim.

    The aspects of significance in a horary chart, one erected to answer a question, include the parallel,*the conjunction, the sextile, the square, the trine, the opposition, and the occultation.

    *The two bodies involved in a parallel may both be on the same side of the celestial equator, or onopposite sides. In either case, in horary and event charts the aspect is considered to be a parallel, andinterpreted as such.

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    Apartile aspect is one that is exact.Platic aspect:

    If the ruler of the chart makes any major aspects by application to anything else of significance in thechart, then, should it also make any of the following aspects to other Planets or sensitive points in the

    chart, the answer or testimony of the chart is modified in kind. These aspects include the semisextile (seefootnote, above), semisquare (45), and sesquisquare (135). The semisextile indicates opportunities,

    potentials that can be profitably exploited, and the semisquare and sesquisquare generally indicatesources of irritations or even serious problems.

    Conjunctions: Lunas conjunctions with the Sun Her New Moon phase occur only when She isbetween Earth and the Sun, on the straight line determined by the other two bodies. The conjunctions ofVenus and Mercury with the Sun are of two types: inferior conjunction, when they are between the Earthand the Sun; and superior conjunction, when the Sun is between one of them and the Earth. All other

    planetary conjunctions with the Sun those of Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto takeplace only when the Sun is between the Earth and one of Them. See Light, Increasing and Decreasingin, on the geometry and astrology of those two types of conjunctions. Conjunctions and parallels signifymarriages of the influences of the two bodies involved in the aspect. Such a melding is normally benignand desirable if the Planets or points involved are benign or neutral, such as those involving Luna(neutral), Venus (benefic), Sol (usually benefic), or Jupiter (benefic), but generally malefic and harmfulwhen the Malefic Planets Mars, Saturn, Uranus, or Neptune are involved.

    The influence of conjunctions and parallels (including contraparallels) depends upon the Planets orLights (Sun and Moon) involved. A conjunction or parallel with the any of the Benefics (Venus, Jupiter,the Moons North Node, the Part of Fortune, etc.) signifies favorable conditions, pleasant things, orharmony. A conjunction with any of the Malefics (Mars, Saturn, Uranus, or Neptune) signifies hardship,obstacles, unfavorable conditions, and is an ill omen. And a conjunction with the Sun, Moon, Mercury,or Pluto, the neutral bodies, has effects dependent on the chart as a whole. Finally, occultations arealways signs of ill-omen.

    Sextiles and trines are soft, easy, or flowing aspects. Usually their influence is benign,signifying harmony, pleasure, ease, and favorable conditions. However, when the involve the applicationof a Malefic or a neutral Planet to a Malefic, especially when trines to Neptune are involved, they cansignify inexorable, unmitigatable doom. Trines to Neptune are often found in the charts of long-termaddicts and alcoholics, the accident-prone, masochists, and people who are frequently victimized in

    certain ways. Trines make it easy to get into a pattern or cycle which is then very hard to break out of.An analogy is driving a swift, powerful car on an icy road getting onto the ice is easy, but the hard partis getting off again in one piece.

    Squares, inconjuncts, oppositions, semisquares, and sesquisquares are hard aspects that frequentlyindicate irritation, friction, hindrance, barriers, disasters, failures, and hope destroyed. But sometimesthey indicate barriers that act as shields, giving protection from evil. Squares and oppositions canrepresent major obstacles to becoming addicted to some vicious drug, such as alcohol or cocaine, or mayact to protect someone from major injury or disaster by throwing up obstacles in the way of potentialcauses of the latter. These hard aspects can act like sand thrown on an icy road, preventing disastrousskids. As for oppositions, they can signify partnership instead of hostile confrontation. Their basicmeaning is that of face-to-face relationships. Such relationships are characteristic of everything fromoutright war to sex, marriage, or a good business relationship. So the effect of an opposition depends onthe context in which it operates.

    The quincunx is usually prominent in charts erected for real-world events such as earthquakes and

    other disasters; it is also common in charts having to do with illness or injury.Semisextiles indicate opportunities and possibilities, though without major aspects to key those inand make them readily useful, they usually come to nothing. They add momentum to whatever else is inthe chart. They can thus be very helpful to the success of the question in that way.

    Partile Exact. An exact aspect.Major, minor (complete list from Donath)Applying, separating; waxing, waning (see also Luna, phases of).Superior and inferior conjunction (special case: Mercury and Venus). Inferior conjunctions of

    Mercury and Venus with the Sun are interpreted as combust conditions, which are made doubly weak orunfortunate because of Their retrograde motion at such times. On the other hand, Their superior

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    conjunctions, when Sol is on the line determined by Her position and that of Earth, between the twoPlanets, are interpreted as fortunate conditions; They are in direct motion then, and Their influence isvery strong, the opposite of the case for Their combustion.

    Full = superior conjunction = direct motion = most ritual powerNew - inferior conjunction = retrograde motion = least ritual powerInferior (new) vs. superior (full) conjunction and retrogrades, greatest elongation East (third quarter)

    and West (first quarter)

    Waxing -- moving from inferior to superior conjunction (not necessarily equivalent to growing inbrightness)

    Waning -- moving from superior to inferior conjunction (not necessarily equivalent to lesseningbrightness)

    gibbous: about halfway between superior conjunction from Sol, when He is full, and greatestelongation from Sol, at His first or third quarter

    balsamic, crescent

    Asteroids and planetoids: the Goddess Asteroids (Pallas, Ceres, Juno, Vesta), Chiron and the otherCentaurs, Earth-crossing, Apollo asteroids, the Kuyper Belt, trans-Neptunian bodies, etc.

    Astrology: Elective, mundane, horary

    Astronomical Unit, or AU: Formally speaking, the distance from the Sun to a massless object in anunperturbed circular orbit that has an orbital period of 365.2568983 days, equal to 1.4959787066 x 1011m or ~ 93 million miles. Commonly the AU is taken to be the average distance of the Earth from theSun, and is the unit of distance used by planetary astronomers.

    BBB

    Benefics (astrology): See Planets.

    Brown dwarf(astronomy):

    CCC

    Calendars: In the West, the Gregorian calendar was substituted for the Julian calendar in 1582, toaccount for leap-years and other factors not accounted for by the latter. Great Britain, however, waiteduntil 1750 to adopt the Gregorian calendar, and put it into effect in 1752. At the same time, the

    beginning of the legal year was changed from March 25 to January 1. At that time, in England as well asher colonies in America and elsewhere, 11 days were dropped from the calendar, i.e., were added toevery date in the year, so that, e.g., January 1 became January 12, etc. Subtracting this number of daysfor the calendrical ascriptions given by Crowley, the Golden Dawn, et al. for the Court Cards, which runsfrom about the 10th or 11th of one month to around the same day on the next, changes them to about the 1 stof one month to the 1st of the next i.e., to a given calendrical month, in the usual sense of the term.Thus the Knight of Wands would rule November; the Knight of Cups would rule February; the Knightof Swords rules May; and the Knight of Disks rules August.

    For more on calendars and calendrical changes, see The Book of Calendars, edited by Frank Parise(New York: Facts on File, Inc., 1982).

    Celestial Equator:

    Centaurs, the (astronomy, astrology): Chiron, Pholus, other Centauroids

    Co-rulers (astrology): Before the invention of the telescope, when only the Sun, Moon, and fiveplanets Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn were known to exist by European and Near andMiddle Eastern cultures, every one of the twelve Signs of the Zodiac had only one ruler, and the five

    planets each ruled two Signs (with the Sun ruling only Leo and the Moon ruling only Cancer).

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    When European astronomers began to discover new planets, since none of the Signs was without aruler, in order to fit the new planets in, astrologically speaking, they had to share dominion over signsalready ruled by the traditional planets. Thus Uranus became the ruler of Aquarius, the traditionaldominion of Saturn; Neptune became Lord of Pisces, the traditional dominion of Jupiter; and Pluto

    became the ruler of Scorpio, the traditional dominion of Mars.Many astrologers believe that these Outer Planets have dignities in the other Signs ruled by the

    planets with which they share dominion over given Signs, i.e., that Uranus also rules Capricorn,

    traditionally ruled by Saturn; Neptune rules Sagittarius, traditionally ruled by Jupiter; and Pluto rulesAries, traditionally ruled by Mars. In this system, Saturn and Uranus are thus said to co-rule Capricornand Aquarius; Jupiter and Neptune co-rule Sagittarius and Pisces; and Mars and Pluto co-rule Aries andScorpio. As an added refinement to the system, Saturn rules Capricorn by day and Aquarius by night, thereverse being true for Uranus; Jupiter is the diurnal lord (see dignity (astrological)) of Sagittarius andthe nocturnal lord (see dignity (astrological)) of Pisces, the reverse being the case for Neptune; andMars is the diurnal lord of Aries and the nocturnal lord of Scorpio, the reverse of the case for Pluto.*

    *In a variant of that system, Mars is the diurnal lord of Scorpio and the nocturnal lord of Aries, whilePluto rules Aries by day and Scorpio by night. There is a rather nice symmetry to this variant,assigning the diurnal dominion of Aquarius, Pisces, and Aries, and of Scorpio, Sagittarius, andCapricorn respectively to Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, and to Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, so that each setof three planets are assigned consecutive dominions in the same order as their relative distancesoutward from Sol.

    More generally speaking, this system can be extended to include all the dignities, both diurnal andnocturnal, such that each pair of planets co-ruling each-others rulerships are also exalted and have theiresoteric dignities in the same Signs. For example, Mars is exalted in Sagittarius by day and in Virgo bynight, falls in Gemini by day and Pisces by night, is esoteric Lord of Capricorn by day and of Leo bynight, and has His esoteric detriment in Cancer by day and Aquarius by night; while Pluto is diurnallyexalted in Virgo and nocturnally exalted in Sagittarius, has His diurnal fall in Pisces and His nocturnalfall in Gemini, is diurnal esoteric lord of Leo and nocturnal esoteric lord of Capricorn, and has Hisdiurnal esoteric detriment in Aquarius and His nocturnal esoteric detriment in Cancer.*

    *See Volume I, Appendix F and Volume I, Book 2, Part 3 ofNew Magicks for a New Age for the entiresystem of the planetary dignities.

    In this same system, the Sun and Moon become co-rulers of Cancer and Leo, and each has its otherdignities in the same signs the other does, e.g., Luna has Her diurnal exaltation and Sol His nocturnalexaltation together in the sign Taurus, and Their corresponding fall by respectively day and night inScorpio (see previous footnote).

    Finally, to date Venus, ruler of Taurus and Libra, and Mercury, ruler of Gemini and Virgo, have noco-rulers. However, to fill out the system of the astrological dignities I have postulated two hypotheticalnew planets, Persephone and Hera (see Planets (astrological)), assigning Persephone as co-ruler ofMercurys traditional dominion of Gemini and Virgo, and Hera as co-ruler of Venuss dominion ofTaurus and Libra. It is just possible that appropriate candidates for those hypothetical worlds really existamong the recently discovered trans-Neptunian bodies found in the Kuyper Belt beyond Pluto; oramong the family of asteroid/comets with highly irregular orbits lying between those of Jupiter and

    Neptune, the type and first-discovered member of which is the planetoid Chiron (see Centaur(astronomical)), or in some other part of the Solar System. That, however, still remains to be seen.

    Combust(astrology): A planet or the Moon is combust when it is within 8 of the Sun. Such closeproximity to Sol has an effect on the influences of Luna and the planets very similar to that of Theirplacement in the Via Combusta.

    This may not apply to Mars and Pluto: some authorities find that the strength of these two planets ismarkedly increased by close proximity to the Sun, as long as They and He are within the same Sign.

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    Since Mars rules fiery conditions of various kinds, while Pluto rules extreme, raw power, including thethermonuclear reactions that power the Suns heart, this seems logical.

    Also, in the cases of Venus and Mercury, this doesnt apply when these two planets are in superiorconjunction with Sol (see Light, increasing and decreasing in).

    Cusps, House and Sign (astrology): (a) The imaginary line which separates an astrological Sign froman adjoining Sign, or a House from an adjoining one in a horoscope. (b) An indeterminate but finite,

    small arc contiguous to the boundary-line between adjacent Signs or Houses, wherein there is uncertaintyas to a Planets orLights location at a particular moment, and thus ambiguity as to its influence in a

    borderline relationship.The most important cusps are the Angles (see Houses), the four cardinal points in a horoscope. The

    most important of these is theAscendant, the point at which the First House joins to the Twelfth House ofa horoscope, the point rising due East at the time and for the place for which that horoscope is erected;and the Midheaven (sometimes abbreviated as M.C., short for Medium Coeli), the point joining the

    Ninth and Tenth Houses, which is due South. The other two Angles are the Seventh House cusp, thepoint of joining of the Sixth and Seventh Houses, orDescendant, just setting at the moment for which thechart is cast; and the Fourth House cusp, or due North point, the join of the Third and Fourth Houses. Anatal Planet is stronger when it is on a cusp than when it is in the first degree of a House; the angularcusps are the sharpest in their effects on a planetary placement. Another term for the Ascendant is theOriens; the Fourth-House cusp is sometimes called the Imum Coeli (I.C.) orNadir; the Descendant isalso referred to as the Occidens.

    The Ascendant, Midheaven, Descendant, and Nadir are also called the East Horizon, the NorthVertical, the West Horizon, and the South Vertical. Aside from Sun and Moon, they are the most

    powerful and important points in the horoscope. Any planets on the Angles, or within the Houses theyrepresent (the First, Fourth, Seventh, and Tenth), become immensely powerful for good or evil, accordingto Their natures and aspects to other bodies and points in the chart.

    DDD

    Decanate:

    Decrease, rituals of(Magick):

    Dignity, dignities: Sign of a Planets strength. A Planet or Light is dignified in Signs over which ithas mundane or esoteric dominion, or in which it is exalted. The anti-dignities of a Planet or Light arethe Signs of its weakness, i.e., its mundane and esoteric detriments and its falls.

    Divination, divinatory tools:

    Dwad:

    EEE

    Eccentricity, orbital: The variance of that orbit from the perfectly circular, expressed as so manyparts per 100, i.e., as a percentage.

    Eclipses (astronomy, astrology): Lunar and planetary nodes, occultations of stars and planets by the

    Moon and stars, lunar and solar eclipses, eclipses as seen from other planets. Penumbral, appulse.Ecliptic:

    Elective astrology: See Astrology.

    Elements, chemical:

    Mendeleevs Periodic Table of the Chemical Elements

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    Isotopes -- e.g., hydrogen, deuterium, tritium. Hydrogen has one neutron and one electron andthus an atomic weight of a little over 1; deuterium is a form of hydrogen having one protonand one neutron (atomic weight slightly more than that of a proton) and thus an atomicweight of a little over 2; tritium, an isotope of hydrogen with two neutrons, has an atomicweight of a little over 3.

    The elements

    Sub-atomic particles: neutron, electron, boson, meson, photon, anti-particles, quark, etc. Theproton is the unit of atomic number and thus the chemical identity and behavior of anelement (see Quantum Mechanics)

    Atomic weight: calculated on average weights of the most relatively abundant isotopes of anelement, so that a proton, the unit of atomic numberand thus of the chemical identity of anelement, has an atomic weightthat is slightly more than 1

    Atomic number (Z-number)

    Elements, Pythagorean and Taoist:

    Entropy: Elegance, order, disorder, uncertainty, certainty, (h + r) = 1, information, randomness

    Eukaryote, prokaryote (biology, histology): A eukaryote is any organism, unicellular ormulticellular, whose cells have membrane-bound nuclei and organelles. As opposed to prokaryotes, alsocalled bacteria and monera, unicellular organisms which lack these.

    FFF

    Formulas of calculation of various physical variables and mathematical entities:

    Mathematics

    e, lnpi ()hyperfunctions -- sinh, coshintegration, differential, log, lnstatistical formulae

    trigonometric functionsVolumes of sphere, pyramid, etc.; areas of circle, triangle, etc.

    Physical variables

    Surface gravityDensityEscape velocity (from surface of a planet)Acceleration

    Physical constants

    Plancks ConstantAvogadros Number

    Solar ConstantFunctions (mathematics): injective (one-to-one), surjective (onto), bijective (one-to-one and onto);

    groups, rings, fields, algebras, permutations, other structures; maps: identity, inverse, other;A map between sets to be a function, such a map must be injective.

    GGG

    Great Circle:

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    HHH

    Heliacal rising (of Stars) (astronomy, astrology):

    Hertzsprung-Russell Diagram: A plot of the absolute magnitude of stars against their spectral class.Equivalently, a plot of the luminosity of stars against their surface temperature.

    In the early 1900s, Ejnar Hertzsprung in Denmark and Henry Norris Russell in the United Statesindependently began to consider how the brightness of stars might be related to their spectra. In 1911,Hertzsprung plotted the apparent magnitudes of stars in several clusters against their spectral class. In1913, Russell plotted the absolute magnitudes of stars in the solar neighborhood against their spectralclass. Both astronomers were quick to emphasize the non-random patterns they saw in the arrangementof the data on these graphs. Such graphs have become extremely important in modern astronomy and aretoday called Hertzsprung-Russell diagrams.

    A Hertzsprung-Russell diagram, or H-R diagram, is any graph on which a parameter measuringstellar brightness is plotted against a parameter related to a stars surface temperature. For example, theordinate of the graph may be apparent magnitude, absolute magnitude, absolute bolometric magnitude, orluminosity, the abscissa spectral class, color index, or surface temperature.

    Consider the following two equivalent H-R diagrams, A and B:

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    A resembles Russells original graph. Each dot on it represents a star whose absolute magnitude andspectral class have been determined from observations. Most of the data lie along a broad line called theMain Sequence (cv.) that extends diagonally across the diagram. The Sun (absolute magnitude +5,spectral type G2) is a typical main sequence star. A second prominent grouping of data points representsvery large, cool stars called red giants. In the lower left corner, a third grouping identifies compact, hotstars called white dwarfs.

    An H-R diagram can also be drawn by plotting the luminosity of stars against their surfacetemperatures, as shown in diagram B. Notice that temperature increases toward the left. The spectral

    classes OBAFGKIM constitute a temperature sequence and the first H-R diagrams were drawn with thehot O stars on the left and the cool M stars on the right.These H-R diagrams show that the total range in stellar brightness is 27 magnitudes, corresponding

    to a factor of 1011 in luminosity, and the range in the surface temperature of stars is from 2,200 K to50,000 K. The size of a star is related to both its luminosity and its surface temperature, as indicated bythe dashed lines. Most main sequence stars are roughly the same size as the sun. White dwarfs are aboutthe same size as the Earth, while red giants and supergiants can be as big as Earths orbit around the Sun.

    The statistical distribution of data on an H-R diagram demonstrates that stars fainter than the Sun arefar more numerous than those brighter than the Sun. In a given volume in the solar neighborhood, about90% of the stars are main sequence stars, about 10% are white dwarfs, and about 1% are red giants orsupergiants.

    The existence of three main groupings on the H-R diagram means that a typical star passes throughthree very different stages during its life. The temperature of a star changes as it evolves, enabling us to

    plot the path followed by an evolving star on an H-R diagram.

    The evolutionary tracks of contracting protostars show that they change rapidly as gravitationalcontraction compresses and heats their cores. When a protostars central temperature reaches severalmillion degrees, hydrogen burning begins, and the evolutionary track stops at the main sequence.Consequently, main sequence stars are comparatively young, and have hydrogen only recently ignited

    burning at their cores.Pre-main sequence evolutionary tracks deposit new-born stars along the main sequence in agreement

    with the mass-luminosity relation (the more massive a star is, the brighter it is). Thus the main sequenceis a sequence in mass, as well as temperature and luminosity. These tracks also show that the moremassive a star is, the more rapidly it evolves.

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    As a star consumes its store of hydrogen, it gradually brightens and cooler. When its supply ofhydrogen is exhausted, the stars core contracts, its atmosphere expands, and it becomes a red giant.Ageing stars spend their final years as bloated red giants.

    Massive stars can end their lives with supernova explosions that leave behind neutron stars and blackholes. These are detected at non-visible wavelengths, so the H-R diagram has no relevance to the post-red giant evolution of massive stars.

    A star less massive than about three solar masses can eject as much as half its mass at the end of its

    life, producing a planetary nebula, i.e., a halo of gas and dust surrounding the star in question. Theexposed, burnt-out core of the star then contracts to become a white dwarf. Detailed calculations of this

    process produce evolutionary tracks that rapidly take low-mass stars from the red giant region in theupper right of the H-R diagram to the white dwarf region in the lower left.

    Stellar evolution calculations relate the H-R diagram to time, so that these graphs can provideinformation about the ages of stars. Such age dating is especially applicable to star clusters.

    A very young cluster, such as NGC2362, consists primarily of main sequence stars. However, themore massive a star is, the more rapidly it consumes its core supply of hydrogen and becomes a red giant.Since the main sequence is a progression in stellar mass, the stars are the upper end of the main sequenceare the first to leave. As the cluster ages, its main sequence burns down like a candle as stars of

    progressively decreasing mass and luminosity become red giants. For example, M67 is an old clusterbecause only those stars less massive and luminous than the Sun still remain on its main sequence.

    Horizontal branch stars, stars aligned along horizontal branches jutting out from the right side of theH-R diagram, are believed to be low-mass stars that have recently ignited helium in their cores via thehelium flash. In an asymptotic red giant, helium burning occurs in a thin shell surrounding the starscenter.

    Between the horizontal branch stars and the red giants is a gap. When the evolutionary track of alow-mass star takes it across this region, the star pulsates as an RR Lyrae variable.** This gap is at thelower end of the so-called instability strip, a vertical region in the middle of the H-R diagram where starsare unstable against radical oscillations. When a massive star passes through this region, it pulsates, andis called a Cepheid variable.

    *A theoretically predicted event in the evolution of a lower-mass star. After the hydrogen in its core hasbeen exhausted and the star has become a red giant, the central temperature will rise to the point atwhich helium fusion suddenly begins. It is unlikely that the explosion will reach the surface of sucha star. In a more massive star, helium fusion begins gradually because of different conditions in its

    core.**RR Lyrae variables are often called short-period Cepheids or cluster-type variables, which have

    Cepheid-like variations in luminosity but with extremely short periods of a fraction of a day. Theserapidly pulsating stars have light curves that differ from the classical Cepheids. Most rise veryquickly to maximum brightness in only a tenth or less of their total period. Their minima arecomparatively prolonged, so that for a few hours their light remains constant. Their spectral typesrange from A to F. They are giants; those in our galaxy belong to spherical clusters

    Horary astrology:

    Houses: Houses of Life, Substance, Memory/Emotion, Relation; Mode (Angular, Succeedent,

    Cadent)The Heavens -- Northern Signs -- Summer Signs -- Night Houses -- the Revealed -- realm ofhumanity

    The Hells -- Southern Signs -- Winter Signs -- Day Houses -- the Concealed -- realm of the GodsShemhamforash -- the 36 Just Men (Northern Houses) and their Wives )Southern Houses -- the

    Babylonian system of the decanates, North and South

    Hydrosphere: That portion of Gaia comprising all her water, including oceans, lakes, seas, rivers,underground water, water vapor, etc.

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    Hypernova: An exceptionally powerful supernova, possibly as the result of the collapse of anextremely large young star. Explosions a hundred times more energetic than supernovae and the possiblesource of powerful gamma ray bursts (GRB), making them the most energetic events known in theUniverse other than the Big Bang. Hypernovae were first proposed by Bohdan Paczynski of PrincetonUniversity in 1998 as a way to explain GRBs, which were initially discovered by U.S. military Velasatellites in the 1960s. With an explosion energy orders of magnitude greater than a canonical supernova,hypernovae are likely related to the formation of black holes, possibly due to the collapse of massive

    stars and/or their mergers with dense, or compact, objects. This scenario has become particularlyattractive because of the evidence that GRBs appear close to massive star-forming regions where suchactivity is likely to occur. But astronomers still know little about the true nature of GRBs or hypernovae.I suspect GRBs may well be just a tip of an iceberg, as we have no clue why some explosions generateso much gamma-ray emission, Paczynski said. For example, the brightest GRB known, the recentlyobserved GRB 990123, represents more energy than any one star could produce, assuming the radiationastronomers saw left its source in all directions. One explanation for all this energy is that the radiationwas actually confined into a beam during the explosion. This concentration of energy is known as the

    beaming effect, which may significantly affect the energy estimate of a GRB. For example, the brightestGRB known, the recently observed GRB 990123, represents more energy than any one star could

    produce, assuming the radiation astronomers saw left its source in all directions. One explanation for allthis energy is that the radiation was actually confined into a beam during the explosion. Thisconcentration of energy is known as the beaming effect, which may significantly affect the energyestimate of a GRB. By studying remnants of GRBs or hypernovae in nearby galaxies, we can calculatetheir explosion energies without the beaming effect, Wang said. We can also examine the environmentof the explosions to infer their true nature. The environment of NGC5471B is a star-forming region.The event that produced NGC5471B, Wang said, was therefore most likely the collapse of a massive star.Indeed, M101 is one of a few nearby galaxies with vigorous ongoing star formation. This explains whyone single galaxy could contain two relatively rare hypernova remnants with ages less than about amillion years. Although a hypernova remnant may last tens of million years, it does not shine asgloriously as the initial explosion. In fact, the two hypernova remnants cannot be seen in a typical visual

    picture in optical light. But they are visible in X-ray and in emission lines from some specific atomictransitions. We have used a combination of tools to uncover these remnants, said Wang, just likedoing archaeology. Wang's observations were based primarily on data from the German/US/UK jointmission ROSAT X-ray satellite, while Chu's observations were from the Hubble Space Telescope and the4-m telescope at Kitt Peak National Optical Astronomical Observatory. See, e.g., NASA Science News,April 14, 1999 (http://exosci.com/adsystem.cgi?http://www.exosci.com/).

    Hypersea: The sum total of plant, animal, protoctistan, and fungal life on land, plus any viral orbacterial symbionts or parasites living in intimate association with the tissues of these organisms. Itdoesnt include the bacterial component of the terrestrial biota that was able to survive on land before thefirst land plants appeared, and therefore doesnt include the sort of bacterial communities that flourishedthere before the invasion of their habitat by plants, animals and fungi, such as microbial mats and rockvarnish microbes.

    Land biota has had to find ways to carry the sea within it and, in addition, to construct wateryconduits from point to point. To do so, this biota has evolved one entirely new kingdom of life oftremendous importance: the fungi. Without the web of fungal hyphae in forest soils there would likely

    be no trees. The anastomosing (merging) habits of fungi and their unique enzymatic capabilities enablethem to surround the surfaces of tiny particles of rock, extracting crucial nutrients, and then to probe orinfest the tissues of tree rootlets to deliver those nutrients to them in exchange for carbohydratesmanufactured by the partner tree. Land organisms have necessarily evolved together as part of a greater

    interconnected mass of living cells. In moving out of marine waters, complex life has taken the seabeyond the sea and folded it back inside itself to form Hypersea.Land biota may then be regarded in a new way: as an interaction of cells that is far more than just an

    aggregation of organisms that succeeded independently in finding ways to live on land rather than in thesea. This concept of the Hypersea encourages us to view the mass of terrestrial organisms as ageophysical phenomenon with unique properties of mass and velocity. Hypersea, more dispersed than,say, the Alps, is far more geochemically important, for it has a far greater affect on the distribution andmovement of molecules on Earths surface. Plants and land animals thus belong to the same collective,and ought to be considered parts of a unified whole. Cases of parasitism and disease are related by

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    Hypersea perspective to examples of mutualistic symbioses where the hosts and symbionts both benefitby living together. Natural selection evokes interesting phenomena within organisms.

    Hypersea is a biogeophysical entity composed of the bodies and fluids of all eukaryotic landorganisms and their symbionts. Second, Hypersea is a scientific theory. Either the symbioticinterconnectedness of land organisms is the major factor responsible for the high diversity and vast

    biomass of terrestrial biota, or something else is. Evaluation of this last constitutes the core of anyresearch program that the Hypersea theory might inspire. Third, Hypersea is a perspective or scientific

    outlook on land biota that enables one to ask questions about it that one might not otherwise have thoughtto ask. See Mark McMenamin and Dianna McMenamin, Hypersea: Life on Land (New York:Columbia University Press, 1994).

    III

    Increase, rituals of(Magick):

    KKK

    Kuyper Disc

    LLL

    Light(astrology): The Sun, the only member of the solar system which gives off light produced byitself; and the Moon, Whose apparent radius as seen with the naked eye from Earth is on averageidentical to that of the Sun, so that She is thus larger than any of the Planets. These two bodies are alsofrequently referred to as planets by astrologers, but generally only in reference to a collection of bodies inthe solar system that include either or both of Them but also one or more others.

    MMM

    Madness, synonyms for:

    A couple of angstroms off cyan**After his brain was assembled, they found a bucket of leftover parts*

    At least three hues over the rainbowHalf a bubble off level**Her lucky number is pi**His lucky number is ex + i2His hat is short a couple of layers of aluminum foil**His mind is a fifty-yard mile*His orbit is subject to strong tidal effects**If sanity was gunpowder, hed fizzle*

    Not playing with a full deckNot the sharpest hypodermic in the alley**Several comets short of a K-T eventSeveral dozen pixels shy of a full screenSeveral million ants shy of a good picnicSeveral screwdrivers shy of a toolbox

    Several trillion googols shy of a googolplexSniffed a few too many tubes of glueStairs dont go all the way to the topWhen they put the hardware in his skull, they decided to let the chips fall where they may**

    *Thanks to Rich Ransdell

    **Thanks to John Burt

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    Magnitude, absolute magnitude (astronomy): The magnitude of an astronomical body is itsbrightness, measured on an inverse logarithmic scale. An apparent magnitude of 1 is exactly 100 timesbrighter than magnitude 6, each magnitude being 2.512 (e1) times brighter than the next. Magnitudesbrighter than 0 are minus figures. Thus, e.g., Siriuss magnitude is -1.4, and Sols is -26.8; the faintestobjects yet photographed are magnitude 26 and higher. The absolute magnitude (M) of a body is the

    visual magnitude which it would have at a standard distance of 10 parsecs (32.6 light-years). Ifm =apparent magnitude and r= distance in parsecs, M= m + 5 - 5 log r.

    Malefic (astrology): See Planets.

    Mundane astrology:

    Mutual reception:

    NNN

    Native (astrology): The subject of a horoscope.

    Nativity, natus (astrology): Natal chart.

    Noachian (planetary science): This term is taken from the story of Noah and the Flood in the OldTestament book of Genesis. Used scientifically, it refers to eras dating back to the establishment of a

    planets first definitely solid crust, the impacting of that crust by meteor and cometary bombardmentfrom outer space, and the first traces of life on that world, if any. For a highly enjoyable fictionalexploration of this aspect of planetary evolution, see Kim Stanley Robinsons trilogy Red Mars, GreenMars, andBlue Mars, (New York: Bantam, respectively1993, 1994, 1995), in which the probable natureof the Noachian era on Mars is mentioned and described.

    Nodes (astrology, astronomy): See Eclipses.

    OOO

    Occams Razor (philosophy of science): A principle first formulated as such by the Englishphilosopher William of Ockham (c. 1235 - c. 1349; the spelling of name varies), frequently used inanalyzing scientific and practical problems. According to this principle, the best explanation of an eventis the one which is the simplest, using the fewest assumptions or hypotheses. It is often formulated asDo not multiply assumptions unnecessarily.

    Ort-pik Cloud: The Dutch astronomer Jan Ort hypothesized that there is a more or less sphericalcloud of comets orbiting the Sun at a distance of between 30,000 and 100,000 AU. If a comet in thiscloud is perturbed for any reason, perhaps by a passing star or even a remote planetary body, it maymove in toward the Sun. If it is then perturbed by a planet usually Jupiter it may be captured and putinto a short-period orbit. Alternatively it may be expelled from the Solar System altogether, or elsesimply returns to the Ort Cloud, not to return to the inner Solar System for an immensely long span oftime. As yet, there is only rather sparse supporting evidence that such a cometary cloud exists in our

    Solar System, but the theory does seem to fit the facts as we know them at present.Indeed, as our Solar System bobs up and down through the plane of the galaxy on its long, longrevolution around the galactic center, from which it lies about 20,000 light-years out, it must from time totime pass through the giant clouds of cold molecular gas that fill some areas of our galaxy, especially inits outer arms, where our own Solar System lies. In addition, it must occasionally come near enough toother stellar systems to perturb the bodies in the outer reaches of those systems, including any cometsthey might harbor there. It is therefore likely that occasionally our Sun captures comets from otherstellar systems, or from swarms of them lying within cold molecular clouds, and that these comets wouldthen join the population of comets in the Suns Ort-pik Cloud. At such times, the capture of newcomets would likely involve the jostling of comets already in orbit around the Sun by the newcomers. As

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    a result, some older comets would either be kicked out of the Solar System entirely by such chanceencounters, while others would thereby be batted into the inner parts of the Solar System. Indeed, theastronomers Victor Clube and William Napier, in their books The Cosmic Serpent (London: Faber andFaber, 1982) and The Cosmic Winter (Oxford: Blackwell, 1990), postulate cycles of greater and lesserfluxes of comets into the inner Solar System due to the Suns capture of comets from beyond the SolarSystem of 15 and 33 million years length, tying these to cycles of great extinctions on our planet going

    back to the dawn of Earths life.

    See Comets, Asteroids, Comet impacts, ain Soph.

    Orbit(astronomy): Eccentricity, inclination

    Other Side, The (Sitra Achra): The Hell Universe, Hell Dimension, Hell Plane of Being.

    PPP

    Panspermia theory: Originally proposed by Svante August Arrhenius, who held that life wasoriginally brought to Earth by way of a meteorite.

    Paravian: A non-terrestrial organism with animalian metabolism and tissues and generalconformation and functions like those of terrestrial birds.

    Parameter: Definition

    Perihelion (astronomical): Location in a planetary orbit of closest approach to the Sun.

    Phases, Lunar(astrology, astronomy): Waxing Moon, waning Moon.

    Phases, planetary (astronomy, astrology):

    Phases of moons relative to their primaries (astronomy, astrology): New, crescent, first quarter, balsamic, gibbous, full, dark Moon, werewolf Moon (see q.v.,

    Eclipse, Nodes)Waxing -- moving toward full from new, growing in brightness

    Waning, moving from full to new, lessening in brightnessGibbous -- about halfway between a quarter and full

    Planetary year(astronomy):

    Planetary (astrology):Ages of Man:Angels:Colors:Days (ruled by): See Volume I, Book 2 for Planetary rulers of the days and hoursFlavors:Forms:Jewels and precious stones:

    Metals:Motions:Converse:Direct:Diurnal:Hourly:Rapt, raptus:Re-direct:Retrograde:Slow of course:

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    Stationary:Stations, in retrograde (stationary retrograde, or SR, and stationary direct, or SD):Swift in Motion:

    Objects and substances:Pathology:Patterns: E.g., checks, plaids, etc.Periods, or cycles:

    Physiology:Physiques:Significators:Horary interpretations:Mundane interpretations:Spirits:Vegetation and herbs:Vocations and avocations:Planetary Years:

    Planetary dignities (astrology): Disposition, mutual reception, mutual (reciprocal) dispositionSign/House dignities -- hegemonies -- dominions -- strengths: mundane Lord, ruler, dominion,

    hegemony, essential dignity; exaltation; esoteric Lord or rulerSign/House weaknesses -- debilities -- detriments: mundane detriment, fall, esoteric detrimentWhen a Planet is in a House ruled by a Sign in which that Planet is strong, the Planet is said to

    be accidentally dignifiedto the same degree and in the same way as it would be if it were inthat Sign

    Planetary pattern: A symmetrical arrangement of two or more planets or sensitive points around acommon axis (see Nicholas de Vore for the rest).

    Planets (astrology): slow in motion, swift in motion; increasing, decreasing in light; Benefics,Malefics; peregrine: retrograde; combust, under the Sun Beams, Cazimi (within 17 of arc of the Sun);Outer Planets; androgynous; barren and fruitful; cold and hot; diurnal and nocturnal; dry and moist;electric and magnetic; masculine and feminine; morning and evening (matitutinal and nocturnal);superior and inferior.

    Superior:

    Waning -- moving from opposition to conjunctionWaxing -- moving from conjunction to oppositionCombustFull = opposition = Planets greatest (esoteric) power (in ritual) = retrograde motion

    New = conjunction = Planets least (esoteric, ritual) power = direct motionInferior:

    Waning -- moving from superior conjunction to inferior conjunctionWaxing -- moving from inferior conjunction to superior conjunctionCombust inferior conjunction New

    Planets, inside orbit of observer, relative to Sun: See Planets (astrology).

    Planets, physical measures (astronomy):Ellipticity: ratio of polar to equatorial diameter of a planet

    Albedo: Reflectivity of a surface, the percentage of visible light falling on it reflected awayrather than transmitted or absorbed by that surface. The percentage of light reflected backto space from the surface of a Planet

    Plate tectonics (planetary science):

    Polynomials: See also Numbers, bases.

    Precession (of axis of rotation of a planet) (astronomy):

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    Progressions: Primary, secondary, others see also list given in Halloran software, other sources. Aprogression of a chart is a chart erected for a date that is as many days, months, or other time-unit (andfractions thereof) after a given birth-date and time as the age in years (and fractions thereof) of thesubject of the original chart. There are several types of progressions, the two basic ones being the

    primary andsecondary.In the primary progression, first the angular distance the Sun will have moved through the Signs in

    that number of days after the original time and date is calculated; then that arc is added to (or subtracted

    from) every point in the chart. In effect, a primary progression is a rotation backwards or forwards of thechart relative to itself by an amount equal to the number of degrees the Sun will have moved along theEcliptic from His original position to the one on which He stood as many days (and fractions thereof)after the original date & time as actual years (and fractions thereof) have elapsed since then. The aspectswhich significant points in the progressed chart make to those in the original are then analyzed to seewhat is likely to occur within the next 12 months after the time for which the progressed chart is erected.

    In the secondary progression, for a given number of years (and fractions thereof) after the originaltime and date of a given birth or event, a transit chart (what is going on in the sky at the time) for thesame number of days (and fractions thereof) after the time and date of the original chart is erected.Aspects of points in it to those in the original are then analyzed to see what they portend for the future.

    Planets and points in secondary progressions are not all the same arc-length from their originalpositions, as they are in primary progressions. Both types of progression work, but a given astrologerusually finds it easier to work with one technique than with the other.

    Other useful types of progression include the Lunar progression, especially useful for working withcharts pertaining to women as well as meteorological (weather) and earthquake charts, the 4 minutes onthe Midheaven per year technique of erecting a chart for a time equal to the original time and date plusthe number of years (and fractions) after it under consideration, times four minutes; and several others.If you like, I can go into each of them, their pros and cons and various uses at length some other time, butto save space now Ill just say that there are three types of Lunar progression: in the first, for every yearafter birth, a chart is calculated for that many calendrical months after the original time and date; in thesecond, for ever year after the original time and date, a chart is calculated for that many synodicalmonths, based on the time it takes for the Moon to go from a given phase back to that phase (e.g., full-to-full, new-to-new); in the third, theLunar-sidereal month -- the time it takes for Luna, as seen from Earthagainst the background of the Fixed Stars, to go once completely around the Zodiac and return to Herstarting point -- is used rather than the Synodical month, but otherwise the two techniques are identical.

    Now, as to why Philadelphia: progressed charts are always erected for the sameplace as that of theoriginal ones. In this case, that of the U.S. natal chart, the place of our nations birth was Independence

    Hall, Philadelphia, PA. So the place of any progressions of that chart is always Philadelphia, PA.QQQ

    Querent, quesited(horary astrology, Tarot, other forms ofdivination):

    RRR

    SSS

    Scalar: In, on, or involving a scale or scales. In mathematics, designating or of a quantity that hasmagnitude but no given direction in space, as volume, temperature, or mass. Noun: a scalar quantity:

    distinguished from vector.Scattered disk(astronomy): Collection of icy planetisimals in high-eccentricity orbits in the ecliptic

    plane beyond Neptune. Objects in the scattered disk may be escapees from the Kuyper Belt and/or maybe scattered Uranus-Neptune planetisimals.

    Semimajor axis (astronomy): One-half of the major axis of an elliptical orbit. The semimajor axis iscommonly thought of as the average distance between an object and the body about which it is in orbit.

    Shemhamforash (Qaballah): See Signs.

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    Sidereal month:

    Sidereal year:

    Sign, signs (astrology): See also Zodiac, Tropical.General astrological/alchemical classification: Ascending vs. Descending; Barren/Sterile vs.

    Fruitful/Fecund; Bestial vs. Human; Bicorporeal (Double-Bodied); Bitter (Aries, Leo,Sagittarius) vs. Sweet (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius); Boreal (Northern); Broken vs. Whole orPerfect; Perfect vs. Imperfect; Brutish; Changeable; Choleric; Cold vs. Hot;Commanding (Northern); Common (Mutable); Conceptive (Fixed, Cherubic); Crooked;Diurnal (positive) vs. Nocturnal (Negative); Dry vs. Moist; Dual, or Double-bodied(Bicorporeal); Dumb (Mute) (the Water Signs); Effeminate said of the sign Pisces);Equinoctial (Aries & Libra) vs. Tropical (Cancer & Capricorn); Estival (Summer) vs.Hiemal, Hyemal (Winter); Feminine (Negative); Feral (Bestial); Flexed (Mutable);Fortunate (Positive); Four-Footed (Aries, Taurus, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn); Fruitful vs.Barren; Hoarse (Mute) (Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces); Idle (Pisces); Long Ascension(Ascension); Luxurious (Aries); Masculine (Positive); Melancholy (Earth Signs);Moveable (Cardinal Signs); Negative (Earth and Water) vs. Positive (Fire and air);

    Northern vs. Southern; Obeying, Obedient (The Southern Signs); Masculine vs. Feminine;Ruminant (Aries, Taurus, Capricorn); Short Ascension; Speaking (Voice); Sympathetic(Signs of the same polarity, consisting of each opposition Sign: Air and Fire, or Earth andWater. Some confine the term to those Signs which together form either a trine or sextile.Planets in trine are always in the same element; those in sextile, are in elements that aresympathetic); Violent (those in which the Malefics are strong: Aries, Leo, Libra, Scorpio,Capricorn, Aquarius, and possibly also Gemini and Virgo; also applied to parts of Signs inwhich are any remarkably violent stars, such as Caput Algol in 26 Taurus); Vital (FireSigns, so termed not because they have more vitality, but because they spend it to excess,hence are often prone to anemia and nervous debility. Since the measure of lung capacity inactual use is the index to vital energy, one must limit this classification to a certain

    psychological quality of vitality or punch); Voice (Gemini, Libra, the latter part of Virgo,and the first part of Sagittarius, since, when any of these are on the Ascendant, withMercury or the Moon well-placed and unafflicted, this indicates someone with a strongtalent for speaking or oratory. Some authorities include Aquarius); Whole (Taurus,

    Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius, also termed Strong Signs, since the Sun inthese Signs, unafflicted or rising, gives a strong body and greater powers of endurance).Element: Fire, Air, Water, EarthMode (Cardinal/Moveable, Fixed/Cherubic, Mutable/Common)Cardinal Fire. Ascending, barren (this one is questionable), bestial, bitter, boreal (Northern;

    also called commanding), choleric, diurnal, dry, equinoctial, fiery, four-footed, hot,inspirational (spiritual or moral), intellectual, luxurious, movable (Cardinal), positive(diurnal, fortunate, masculine), short ascension, ruminant, violent, vital.

    Cardinal (Movable) Water (emotional, esthetic, psychic); boreal (Northern, commanding),broken (imperfect, mutilated), descending, estival (maternal = Summer Signs), fruitful, longascension, moist, mute (dumb, hoarse), negative (cold, feminine, nocturnal, unfortunate),

    phlegmatic, tropical, weak.The Heavens Northern Signs Summer Signs Night Houses the Revealed realm of

    humanity

    The Hells Southern Signs Winter Signs Day Houses the Concealed realm of the GodsShemhamforash the 36 Just Men (Northern Houses) and their Wives )Southern Houses theBabylonian system of the decanates, North and South

    Soliton: A solitary, traveling wave pulse solution of nonlinear partial differential equation (PDE).The nonlinearity will play a significant role. For most dispersive evolution equations these solitary waveswould scatter inelastically and lose energy due to the radiation. Not so for the solitons: after a fullynonlinear interaction, the solitary waves remerge, retaining their identities with same speed and shape. Itshould have remarkable stability properties. Stability plays a important role in soliton physics. For amore detailed description of a soliton, see article on same in Dragon Physics.

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    Spacetime:

    Specific gravity (physical chemistry): The ratio of the weight or mass of a given volume of asubstance to that of an equal volume of another substance (water, for liquids and solids ; air or hydrogenfor gases) used as a standard.

    Stars (astronomy):Main sequence: Sol-sized Stars begin small and cool and grow hotter and larger as they grow

    olderLuminosityTemperatures: core, surfaceProper motionMagnitudePrecession

    Stars, Fixed (astronomy, astrology: Spica, Algol, Arcturus, Aldebaran, Regulus, Fomalhaut, Sirius(Thoth, the Star of Magick)

    SubGenius, Church of the:

    It has been claimed that the ultimate aim of the Church of theSubGenius is to get people to think for themselves or at the veryleast, to pull the wool over their own eyes, themselves, rather thanrelying on various sorts of con-artists (politicians, clergy,mystics, New Age gurus, etc.) to do it for them. It has been saidof the Church that it is in fact trying, via all sorts of Nasrudinoid,Crowleyan, Neumanish ploys sneakily disguised as entertainment,parties, jokes, etc., to get people to not only ask for themselvessuch questions as, Since specialization came to be, and for ages longserved to bind people more closely together HOWCUM it nowfunctions only to alienate them from one another and drive them farapart spiritually?, HOWCUM the more we Progress, the Shittiereverything gets?, HOWCUM I pay more and more for less and

    less, and Who the FUCK is RUNNING this show, anyway?!, butactuallygo out and get the answers for themselves , the realanswers tothese questions . . . and then acton what they find out, on their owninitiative.

    All life on Earth including Homo sapiens has been so badlygene-damaged and brain-warped by everything from radioactivefallout to dioxin and silver iodide in the watersheds from whencecometh the runoff that we store and use as our drinking- and cooking-water, to DDT, BHT, Red Dye No. 7, and various nitrates in what

    passes in our food, to the atrocious television programming anddisinformation bombardment that daily batters our minds and

    judgment from all sides and all media, that we are already living inPost-Apocalyptic times, denizens of a brave New Earth (whether ornot with equally valiant New Heavens to match!), for whom the old-

    time cultures, churches, politics, and so on simply wont work anymore. We are all therefore sadly in need of brand-new institutions tocope with this staggering astral-body-burden of Future Shock. It has

    been claimed that to this end, J. R. Bob Dobbs, Head High Epoptand founder of the Church of the SubGenius, has declared, I want todo for mutants what Disney did for kids.2

    In short, it has been claimed that the Lords of Chaos have openedthe gates on Infinity for this planet, to

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    . . . a seething, noisome vortex of grinning Chaos that can reachout with titanic, sizeless hands and twist the fabric of time and spaceif so inclined . . . a hulking dread that literally inhabits each and everyone of us to some unguessable extent.

    The Book of the SubGenius, First Edition, p. 38

    If we and this poor, battered, gutted, sick world of ours are tohave any chance at all of survival into the centuries ahead, wed

    bloody well better do our ultimate best to GROW THE FUCK UP:we who do the living and the dying had better take back the power oflife and death and the responsibility for our lives and souls and ACTon it, use our minds and hearts and spirit for what they were MEANTfor instead of clinging to the gutters of spiritual poverty, complacentlyretreating to the back-wards of life as self-willed imbeciles, happilyrotting away in the sewers of the soul and letting the treasures of ourhearts putrefy into psychic pus and then turn to dust and blow awayon the winds of Eternity! THIS, it has been claimed, is what theChurch of the SubGenius is all about: To give this planet a realchoice, instead of the same old echo that has been all its had formillennia, so that, for those who truly Will to follow it out of thegutter-mud of civilized despairing complacency, there is a real roadout to the stars.

    Of course, thats all a crock of shit.It would be an offense to Reason, Right-Thinkingness, and the

    Laws of Nature to believe that anything like that couldexist! Why, itwould spell the End of Civilization as We Know It! No one wouldwant anything to do with it, however low and perverted and warpedhe or she might otherwise be, anyway. No, friend, just disregardthose ugly rumors: theyre all just so much Pink flapdoodle, todistract the Yetinsyny3 who might otherwise investigate the Churchand decide to join by turning them thoroughly OFF from the wholeidea BEFORE they ever take a look at it.

    What, then, is the Church of the SubGenius? When, where, and

    how did it originate? At whose instigation? Why was it formed, andwhat are its purposes?The Church of the SubGenius was founded by one J. R. Bob

    Dobbs, who, up until the 1950s, was just a young nobody who madehis sparse, intermittent living as an odd-jobber and part-timesalesman. But in that strange era just after the opening of theAtomick Age, but prior to the inception of the Spaced Age and theCybernetic Age, Dobbs suddenly found himself inflicted with anEmaculation, a series of visions concerning the history and the futureof this planet and our own species. These visions were so awesome,frightening, and urgent that he was impelled to found the Church ofthe SubGenius in order to alert the world to what lay in wait, justaround the Apocalyptic corner, in the 1990s; and to gather togetherthose with eyes to hear and footglands to psmell, instruct them in the

    wisdom imparted to him in his Emaculation, and thus do all that couldbe done to save at least a small but deservingremnant from otherwisecertain extinction.

    Throughout our planets history, he learned from these visions,the destinies of Earth, and in particular of our own species have beenshaped and manipulated by extraterrestrial influences. The foremostof these have been the mad machinations of an E.T.J.D. whom weknow as JHVH-1, who, having created our world as the result of a

    bar-bet, has taken great amusement ever since in diddling his creationin the most sinister ways possible. This mad alien from some cor-

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    porate sin galaxy is at one and the same time the Author of all ourdestinies and the ultimate underlying Prime Mover of all theconspiracies, evil conclaves, and sinister covens that have everexisted, from the Old Man of the Mountain to the Trilaterals to theAldebaranian Snake-Men, the Deros, the UFO-AIDS-plague creatorsand disseminators, and, worst of all, the American Cardboard BoxManufacturers Association. And yet . . .

    And yet, as the Bible of SubGenius, The Book of the SubGenius,has to say:

    . . . Oh, all that that right-wing stuff about theCouncil on Foreign Relations is true enough. Theworld is run by rich, old, white, ugly men . . . buttheyre just theplant supervisors of this Hell FactoryEarth . . ..

    Ibid., p. 45

    In short, the worst scenario you could possibly think of in yourwildest, Acid-spawned, paranoid-schizophrenic fever-dream fantasyfalls far, farshort of the true horror of the reality. The UFO-kidnapcases the microwave/Bakelite traps from the fractal Cosmoiddimension the Venus fortune-cookies these are the very leastof it!The Hollow Earth Nazis are merely the gofers, the email-room crewfor the real villains . . . who are the ones you dont see, and neverwill..

    Ifyoure lucky.The true owners of this world.Oh, yes, friends, this world is on a downhill skid to Hell and

    Pink Boyz, the fat, dumb, and happy dupes, agents, and front-men ofthe Conspiracy, have bought themselves first-class tickets on that littleold Down-Bound Train!

    If we would be spared the horrors about to be visited upon anunrepentant, smugly comfortable, Slackless world, we have to WAKE

    UP!, absorb the message that Slack-Master Dobbs has tried so heart-breakingly hard to get across to us all these years, and act NOW toturn this world around and get it on a new heading, before doom fallson us all.

    And times-a-wastin! On July 5, 1998, at 7 oclock a.m. (thatsCentral Daylight Pink Time, folks, i.e., at the meridian of Dallas,Texas, USA), still otherspace aliens, the Xists, will land on Earth, to

    judge the Quick and the Dumb. When the crunch comes, willwe beready by then to return with them to our true homes, ourTrue Selves

    as Stars, among the Stars? . . . Or will we be stomped back intoprimordial goo like so many cockroaches in the kitchen of a chef madfor hygiene, ready to serve as the raw material for another start at itall over again?!?

    Only if J. R. Bob Dobbs has succeeded in his desperate,

    Augean labors, and it is clear even to the alien tri-fold pnostrils of theE. T. Xists that the world belongs to the SubGenii, and to the MuthuhChurch of SubGenius one world, gathered lovingly into the folds ofthe all-embracing fleece of one World Religion will we be safe.And, even then, our enemies, the Pinks, and the Bobbies, the

    Pseudo-Subs, will be out in the cold will never be allowed aboardthose great Golden Ships in the Sky at any price. No, only the trueelect, those saved in Bob, will be aboard the Xist saucers on thatterrifying, glorious Day of Days!

    And the rest ofHomo so-calledsapiens?

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    . . . Well, where does the candle-flame go when its blown out?But how will the Xists know? How will they separate the Pink-

    fleecedpsheep from the SubGoats?By one simple criterion: Slack.What is Slack?Slack is . . .. . . neverhaving to say youre sorry. Or even secretly thinkit.

    Slack is the Golden Fleece, the Pot of Gold at the end of theRainbow, the Piper at the Gates of Dawn, the Ultimate Orgasm,winning the Irish Sweepstakes, the Ultimate Cancer cure, the stinglesshoney-bee, a 100% successful cure for AIDS, a 101% successful curefor horniness, seeing your worst enemy go roaring off a cliff in your

    second-worst enemys brand-new Porsche, finding somebody toscratch your back exactly where it itches, five more minutes in bed,finding nobody is in the john when you have to pee in the worstway in short, what youd sell yoursoul to get . . . without having to sellyour soul to get it. All true SubGenii are dedicated to Life, Liberty,and the Eternal Pursuit of Slack. Slack is to the Muthuh Church whatGrace is to Christianity, Nirvana is to Buddhism, Submission to theWill of Allah is to Islam, Thelema is to Crowleyanity, and Agape is toThelema the ultimate goal and crown of existence.

    This attitude cannot be faked. SubGenii, descendants of thenoble Yeti (however bastardized by the genetic taint ofHomo sapthey may be) seek Slack by instinct.

    Pinks, on the other hand, believe in work.Selling (out) their libidos to the Conspiracy in exchange for the

    Nice, the Pleasing, the Comfy, Normalcy, Pinks labor for their FalseGod, Calvin the Mammonite, with a good will, a hey nonny-nonny,and a happy heart, knowing, like the good little ants they are, thatcome winter-time they will be on the warm, cozy inside looking outat all us poor, freezing, starvinggrasshoppers.

    . . . Never noticing, or caring, that somehow its always they, notus, who seem to get the majority of heart-attacks, cancers, perforatedulcers, children who hate them, permanent nervous breakdowns,

    suicidal depressions, and Screaming Indigo Mid-Life Horrors. Afterall, it has been they, not us, whove been able to buy all those keenYuppie toys, from a houseful of slaves and seventy on-call courtesansof all sexes way back there in Nineveh, Tyre, and Babylon, to astableful of racing-chariots and race-horses and the jockeys to go withthem in Old Imperial Rome, to fine Swiss watches and a brace of

    pistols with silver-chased grips in 17th and 18th Century Europe andAmerica, to their very own desk-top computer systems, swimming-

    pools, and boxed sets of custom-made vibrators of every shape andstyle, today. Hasnt the world always been theiroyster, not ours?

    Yes but not for very damned much longer.For in just a few more short, fleeting years, the Xists will land,

    and then and THEN . . . then all those pretty toys and constipatedattitudes and Normal life-styles wont be worth a red-hot revolving

    fart in a hurricane: only Slack and those who cherish it willsurvive the Millennial Maelstrm that will be visited on this poorsuffering world on that day, that great day, that GLORIOUS DAY (*)! (Kaff . . . Somebody, please pour me a glass of water from that

    pitcher over there, would you? Thanks . . .) Anyway, only SubGeniiwill MAKE it on that day when Bob gathers his faithful to hiscapacious, voracious bosom and, with them, takes off for the stars!

    Until then, what can we do?First, understand and ACT on the Four Divine Rules of

    SubGenius:

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    The first Rule is: Too Much Is Always Better Than NotEnough.

    The second Rule is: If you cant tell shit from tunafish,DONTorder seafood in a French restaurant.

    The third Rule is: Anyone you see driving a PorscheDOESNTDESERVE IT.

    And last, but certainly not least: If you dont have a sense of

    humor,DONTTRY TO BE FUNNY!!!Second, take to heart that Golden Maxim of the Bob: FUCK

    EM if they cant take a joke!And third, understand that while the ways of the world may be

    Pink, even so, the money of the Conspiracy is green. Thisunderstanding leadeth to the Way of True Slack.

    And what about all those claims, those allegations about the truenature, aims, and policies of the Church of the SubGenius? Thoseirresponsible rumors and rumblings of revolutionary revelationsquoted at the beginning of this article?

    Why, dont you believe a word of it! How could it be?For dont you see . . . if people really thought for themselves,

    rather than merely deciding which bit of cultural junk soul-food to trotout from moment to moment on their mental Lazy Susans why, thenext thing you know, wed have real freedom! And how couldanyone ever stand thathellacious burden?!

    . . . You willpay to know what you really think! Or kill me.

    1Rather, the interested reader can, for a mere $30 of their hard-earned, blood-stained, sweat-soaked Slack, send away to theSubGenius Foundation in Dallas, Texas, USA, the Silver Lone StarCapital of the Inner Order of the New Aeon of Odin,** for a full,lifetime. membership in the Church of the SubGenius. Or, for just$15 (again, the same numismatic considerations apply), he or shecan obtain from the same address a copy of The Book of theSubGenius, which goes into all of this in full, bullshattering detail,

    leaving the readertotally confused.

    *American currency or international postal money-orders only, please!Those outside the United States should add something extra for

    postage, if possible. Postal money-orders, Travelers Checks, checksdrawn on banks in the United States are preferable to notes and coins,which often become lost in the mail, but these are nice, too . . .assuming they escape the greasy clutches of the Mailgate Daemonsand arrive safely.

    **See the glossary at the end of this paper for the full address of theSubGenius Foundation.

    Until next years dues come due and prices go up, that is. Dont kvetch over the price! With inflation, in just a few moreyears itll go up to $23 not to mention the $93 which authentic HighChurch Initiation is gonna ding those frantic, desperate, wannabeSaved-in-Bob by June 1998, just before the Xist Muthuh Ship landsin Dallas!

    2I am indebted for this bit of Dobbsiana to Reverend Doktor IvanStang, Sacred Scribe of the Muthuh Church, who had the wit to record

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    this some time ago. Otherwise, after the untimely, stunningmartyrdom of Bob in early 1984, this and much else of theMasters sayings would have been lost to us forever, for which thewhole world would have been much poorer.

    3See the glossary, below.

    Glossary

    Bob: J. R. Bob Dobbs. Born October 29, 1929 (possibly in Los An-geles, California, USA, about dawn; records are uncertain); diedJanuary 21, 1984, at 11:30 p.m., in San Francisco, California, victimof the bullets from the gun of an Unknown Assassin. While a youngitinerant salesman and television repairman eking out a bare living inthe 1950s, this American Boddhisvata experienced a series of Visionsor Emaculation by which was revealed to him the Ultimate TruthBehindEverything, plus a good recipe for tuna casserole. Impelled bythe urgent power of these visions, he founded the Church of theSubGenius, to prepare humanity for the hell about to descend on theworld during the closing years of the 20th century, and give our poor,

    battered little planet a chance in the coming End Times lurking justaround Times cruel corner to wreak havoc upon it and us.

    Bobbies: The fake SubGenii. Those who think that the Path to Slack ispaved with ejaculation of SubGenius slogans, weird behavior, Sub-trendy clothing, and so on. Those who espouse SubGenius orthodoxy,who do not understand that those who would truly cherish Bob mustkill him. As many times, as messily, and as soul-satisfyinglythoroughly as possible, until even the remotest tinge of Pinkness,taken by Bob onto his broad shoulders as he descends intoSubGenial Avernus (only to cum again on the third day) is therebycompletely purged from the Psoul.

    The Book of the SubGenius: See the bibliography, infra, for publication

    data as well as information concerning price and ordering.The Con: See The Conspiracy, infra.

    The Conspiracy: The true rulers of this world. The Occultati. Them.Those behind everything even the American Cardboard Box Manu-facturers Association. Those who serve the Elder Gods (the ones towhom Charles Hoy Fort referred when he said, We are owned. SeeThe Book of the SubGenius, pp. 43-47.

    Couch-Do: The Way of the Potato. The New Age Schism of SubGenius.(Like, the Upper Lower Devonian. Mit terres de pomme, yet.) TheZen of Head-launching: First there is a scheduled program, / Thenthere is no scheduled program, / Then there is . . . A sect that

    consumes only pretzels, beer, and TV dinners . . . except for theExerciser Heresy, which demands of the Faithful that occasionallythey get up, go into the kitchen, make some hot, fresh, buttered pop-corn, and bring it back to the Viewing Room to consume as asacrament duringBeevis & Butthead.

    Footgland: The SubGenius foot doubles as a gland. It intuits the worldaround us so subtly that we rarely notice its functioning. According toDr. Philo Drummond,

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    . . . When Man stands on his brain and thinks with his feet, THENHELL KNOW EXACTLY WHICH WAY TO GO and how to FINDBOB.

    It is activated by walking. Betterthan a brain, because it doesnt talk to it-selfall the time.

    frop: Short for HABAFROPZIPULOPS. An herb grown high in theHimalayas by Yeti High Priests of JHVH-1 and their Sherpa slaves.From this Heavenly Herb is made Nectar, Ambrosia, ordinary foodand fine cordials, smoke and PILS, all used freely and copiously bySubGenii at all times. Produces superhuman clarity of insight,sensory hyperanaesthesia, total loss of judgment identical with themost profound wisdom, placid ecstasy, blessd repose, and a prettygood buzz, as well. The only shortcut to the realization of the Dobbsstate. Safe, beneficial, and necessary to the SubGeniuss bodilyhealth. Promotes nay, makespossible the biological transmutationfrom Yetinsyny to bermanhood. (See The Book of the SubGenius,Second Edition, p. 54.)

    High Holidays: There are as many of these per year per SubGenius ashe/she has nbirthdays in that year, plus one to grow on. You doanything on a given High Holiday that increases your Slack as muchas possible. What makes them High Holidays is the ritual partaking

    by the Faithful of frop, the Sacramental Herb of SubGenius, theclosest thing to the untainted essence of ODIN on Earth.

    On High Holidays, especially July 5, the pre-anniversary of theXist landing, and Dobbsmas, October 29, the SubGenius Wor Flag,representing the ultimate triumph of the Will of Odin over theConspiracy, must be flown (preferably upside-down, to show the all-

    permeating of influence of frop on all things SubGenial). Thisrectangular flag has a snowy-white background, to symbolize the pur-ity of dedication to the pursuit of life, liberty, and Slack of Dobbsspiritual children, on which are two horizontal scarlet stripes, one near

    the top, one near the bottom; between these two stripes, centered inthe rectangle, is a Unicursal hexagram with a pentagram at its center,surrounded by a circlet of chain with many of its links broken openexplosively, the whole of the circlet rippled and otherwise disturbedas if by perturbed by the shockwave of some violent nearby explosion,all hexagram, pentagram, and chain done in the same explosivescarlet as the stripes. The scarlet symbolizes the blood of Dobbs, shedfor us when he was gunned down by Unknown Assassin # 1 during

    Night of Slack in January 1984, or maybe the usual color of the ink inthe account-books of the SubGenius foundation. The hexagramsymbolizes the unity of SubGeniusdom; the pentagram at its centerrepresents either the Will of Odin or something Stangs car ran overthe other night after he was coming home from a talk given to theDallas DSR*s Friday Night Sewing-Circle and Fornication

    Committee Meeting on SubGenius Morals and Ethics (about twominutes long; then they adjourned for beer & brownies). Theshattered chain represents the destruction of all things Normal andPink , and the end of the Conspiracy, through the efforts of Bob andhis followers, with a final wrap by the Xists on July 5, 1998.

    *Daughters of the SubGenius Revolution.

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    the Final Transformation into post-imago maturity. TheOverman/woman is possessed of a huge, bulbously swollen cranium, a

    permanent smile, powers of flight and invisibility, the Cough ofCommand, an indescribably superior mental state, and a nose that

    picks itself.

    Pinks: (Colloq.) Slang corruption of the formal SubGenial derogatory

    term PINK BOYS or PINK BOYZ. Refers to all conformist,sheeplike, status-quo cherishing, Normalcy worshipping idiots wholive in terror of making their own decisions. This term refers toneither skin-color, sexual identity or preference, nor age, though itdoes come from Black slang for suburban white men. The termrefers to the outlook and attitudes of people so designated, and to theview through the rose-colored shades they gotta wear while gawpingat their Yuppie future.

    Slack: Slack was known to the Buddha to Lao-Tse to Jesus to BillyGraham to all the great avatars. (The Book of the SubGenius, FirstEdition, p. 63). Yes but what the Hell is it?!

    Man, when you have to ask what Slack is, you dont have it!To quote the immortal Ivan Stang, Sacred Scribe of the Church of theSubGenius:

    People have to ask me what Slack is. Andthats sad, mister. You were born with Slack. Oh,

    yeah! You were born with Slack and then theConspiracy took it all away.

    From Media Barrage Tape No. 0, What the HELL DoYou Think Youre DOing?! See bibliography fortape listings

    Slack is what aint there any more after society and civilizationget through training the Godhead out of you the Godhead each

    of us was born an heir to, that all Life partakes of. The Way ofSlack is Wu-Wei if you think you know what it is, youve justlost it. See The Book of the SubGenius, First Edition, Chapter 5(pp. 61-69).

    The SubGenius Foundation: Headquarters of the Church of the Sub-Genius. This is where you send your money for copies ofThe

    Book of the SubGenius, the infamous Pamphlet No. 2, TheStark Fist of Removal (the official organ of the Church of theSubGenius!), Media Barrage Tapes, the (whisper it!) SubGeniusVideo Tapes, and lots of other SubGenial goodies, as well as for aLIFELONG membership as a fully ordained minister of theChurch of the SubGenius:

    The SubGenius FoundationPost-Office Box 140306Dallas, TX 75214USA

    (Checks or money-orders preferred. Overseas residents pleasesend international postal money-orders or Travelers Checks inU.S. Currency only, please and add a little something for

    postage, which aint cheap!)

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    Full membership in the Church costs a mere $30, and it getsyou in addition to FULL membership privileges, such asunlimited access to cute little Bobbies and fantastic discounts onfrop orders four copies of The Stark Fist of Removal,Pamphlets, Catalog, posters, documents, stickers, and a wallet-sized, legal-looking MINISTERS CARD granting you EVERYimaginable (and a few UNimaginable) rights, and excusing ALLSINS). This is the only way to get on the Mailing List of theChosen, pierce the shroud of secrecy insulating the cult from the

    Normal world and the Conspiracy, and obtain such privileges asbenefit membership in an elite secret society of this scope.

    X-Day: July 5, 1998. (Not to be confused with the End of the FourthWorld. That belongs to a different calendar entirely.) On thisday, at 7 a.m., Dallas, Texas USA time, the Xists will land. Onthis day, all true SubGenii will be transformed in an instant intoOvermen and Overwomen, and will be carried out to the Stars bythe Xists to reclaim their full Yeti heritage and fulfill their TrueWill as the true heirs of Atlantis while the Normals, Pinkwimps, and the Conspiracy will be . . . dealt with.

    Xists: A race of benevolent aliens somewhere between Man andJHVH, but without most of the nasty habits of the latter. (Theyhave nastier ones!) Normally bodiless, but can manifestinfinitely polymorphically. Omnipresent and, in some ways (but

    NOT ALL) almost omniscient. (Occasionally omnipotent aswell.) Henchbeings of WOTAN, they have been instrumentalfrom the beginning in shaping the evolution and destiny ofEarths life including OURS. On X-Day they will land in force,descending with their scientific Magick and Magickal hightechnology to deluge us with a superabundance of goodies whichwe simply wont be able to handle. If Bob isnt there toexplain to them our subsequent misery, panic, and collectivenervous breakdown, they will PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY.

    Yeti: All SubGenii, regardless of their apparent individual races orethnic backgrounds, are true kin. Their common ancestor is

    Homo directus, the True Atlanteans, one of two lines of descentfrom a small, insectivorous proto-primate called

    Primoanthropocus originalis that existed some 70 million yearsago, when WOTAN used the Dark Star Shiva, his Star Fist ofRemoval in its most fearsome apotheosis, to edit the dinosaursout of the cosmic television script that is Earths planetaryhistory, in order to modify the plot into something more in linewith the tastes of the Trans-Universe Couch Potatoes that have

    been happily mind-bombing themselves forward into the Post-Biotic with our cruddy little Solar Space Opera for several

    gigayears now. The other line of descent from this tiny,

    monkeylike