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&, &, &,fp&marmp&m fp&marmp&m fp&marmp&m

EdkifiHa&;[morsm;

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jrefrmusL;ypfzdk&rfrS EdkifiHa&;[morsm;

'gav;rsm;

w½kwfEkdifiHom; /------/ igwdkU tm;upm;orm;/

ajcaxmufESpfzufr½Sdbl;/ a&ul;tm;upm;rSm odyfxl;cRefwm/

jrefrmEkdifiHom; /-- -- -/ 'grsm; qef;wmvkdufvkdU/ vufeJU

ul;vJ&&JUom;eJU/

½k½SEkdifiHom; /-------- / igwkdUqDu oDcsif;a&;q&m/ odyfawmfwm/

vufESpfzufvHk;r½Sdbl;/ ola&;wJhoDcsif;awGodyfaumif;/

jrefrmEkdifiHom; /--- -- / 'gvnf; bmrSrqef;bl;/

ajcaxmufeJUa&;rSmaygh/

tar&duefEkdifiHom;/----/ igwkdUqDu odyÜHynm½SifBuD;/ ajcaxmufa&m

vufa&m vIyfvkdUr&bl;/ 'gayr,fh odyfukdBuD;us,fwJh tawG;tac:awG

trsm;BuD;ajymcJhw,f/

jrefrmEkdifiHom; /------ / 'gvnf;rqef;bl;/ yg;pyfu

pum;ajymvkdU&aewmyJ/ ajymrSmaygh/

w½kwf? ½k½S? tar&duefEkdifiHom;rsm;/-----/ rif;uvnf; rqef;bl;csnf;

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ajymae/ 'Dxufbmrsm; qef;p&m ½Sdao;vkdUvJ/

jrefrmEkdifiHom; /------ / igwkdUqDrSm acgif;r½Sdbl;/ EkdifiHukdtkyfcsKyfvmwm

ESpf 20 jynfhawmhr,f/

w½kwf? ½k½S? tar&duefEkdifiHom;rsm;/-----/ [kduf

( wifjyol- botchan  )

vlqdkwm..

armfpudkNrdKUwpfae&m/ vlwpfOD;vrf;avQmufvmonf/ wdkufay:rS tkwfcJ

wpfcsyf jyKwfusNyD; xdkvrf;avQmufol acgif;ay:wnfhwnfh jyKwfus\/

vrf;avQmufol aooGm;\/

0dkif;0ef;Munfhaeolrsm;xJrS wpfa,mufuajym\/ 

“MunfhMuprf;... 'Dtpdk;&vufxufrSm bmaumif;wm&SdvJ../

wdkufay:utkwfcJ jyKwfusNyD;awmif vlao&owJU/ 'Dtpdk;&vufxuf

vrf;awmif vGwfvGwf vyfvyf ravQmuf&JwJUb0/” 

xdkpOf Munfhaeolrsm;xJrS wpfa,mufu 0ifajym\/

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“olUudk usaemfodygw,fAs/ olu tpdk;&tzGJU0ifvlwpfa,mufAs” 

xdkol\ pum;oHtqHk;.. vlawGxHrS toHrsm; wnDwnf;xGufvm\/ 

“MunfhMuprf;/ 'Dtpdk;&vufxuf bmaumif;wm&SdvJ/ vrf;ay:udk tkwfcJ

awmif vGwfvGwfvyfvyf uscGifhr&Sdbl;/” 

( wifjyol- kowhiteman  )

aygvGef;vdkU

tmqD,Hacgif;aqmifrsm; pnf;a0;yGJtNyD;rSm tdrf&Sif puFmyl0efBuD;csKyfu

ZdrfcHoabmFBuD;wpif;ay:rSm npmpm;yGJusif;yay;\/ eJeJneufvmawmU

acgif;aqmifBuD;awG eJeJaxGvmBuonf? xdkpOfrSm rav;&Sm;0efBuD;csKyfu

tvGeft&om&Sdaom yef;oD;rsm;csaBuG;um b,fvdkvJ pm;vdkUaumif;vm;

[kar;avonf/ tm;vHk;u t&rf;t&om&Sdvdkufwm[k aNzqdkBuvQif

yef;oD;awmif;rsm;,lí a&xJypfcsvdkuf\? tm;vHk;u bmNzpfvdkUvJ ar;aom

tcg uRefawmfwdkUqDrSm 'grsKd;awGu aygvGef;vdkU[k cyfBuGm;BuGm;av;

aNzonf/

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tdrf&Sif0efBuD;csKyfuvnf; tm;usrcH tvGeft&om&Sdaom acsmUuvufawG

csaBuG;&if; acsmUuvufyguifrsm;udk a&xJypfcsNyum usKyfwdkUqDrSm

'grsKd;t&rf;aygwm[k 0ifYBuGm;pGmqdkNyefavonf/

usefacgif;aqmifrsm;u wpfa,mufrsufESmwpfa,mufBunfYum BuGm;p&m&Sm

pOf;pm;Bu\/ 'gayrJU odBuwJYtwkdif; tmqD,H10edkifiHxJrSm olwdkU 2edkifiHudk

,SOfedkifolur&Sdoavmuf ...

tJ'DtcsdefrSm Nrefrmacgif;aqmifu 0kef;ueJx&yfNyD; olYvlawGbufudk

BunfYum a[Uwpfa,mufvmprf;[k cyfrmrmvSrf;ac:vdkufonf ...

xdktcg yHkcHk;ay:wGif tacGtcufrsm; wvufvufawmufaNymifaeaom

NrefrmppfAdkvfcsKyfwpfa,mufu cyfukufukufav; olUtem;rSmvm&yfav\/

acgif;aqmifBuD;u xdkppfAdkvfcsKyf\vnfukwfudkudkifum oabFm0&ef'g

teD;odkU qGJac:oGm;NyD; a&xJodkUaqmifUuefcsvdkufavonf ...

NyD; ae&modkUNyefvmNyD; aBumiftrf;trf;ESifY oltm;0dkif;BunfYaeol tm;vHk;udk

0ifYBuGm;BuGm;BunfYvdkuf&if; ....

]]usKyfwdkUqDrSm AdkvfcsKyfawG t&rf;aygw,fAsm}} [kaNymvdkufavawmUonf/

( wifjyol- mokenlay  )

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a&m*g

&efukefjrKdY&Sd emrnfMuD; txl;ukaq;cef;MuD;\ ydkif&Sifq&m0efMuD;onf

aps;uGufavhvma&; tpD&ifcHpmudk zwf&Iaeavonf/

(1) a,musfm;rsm;wGif tjzpfrsm;aoma&m*grsm;rSm tqkwf? tonf;ESifh

ywfouf onf/

oHk;oyfcsuf - aps;uGufwGif oufoufomom&EdkifjyD; ? uHprf;rJrsm;pGm

ygaom ? t&nftaoG;nHhaq;vdyfrsm;? t&ufrsm;udk aomufoHk;jcif;aMumifh

....

(2) rdef;rrsm;wGif tjzpfrsm;aom a&m*grsm;rSm ESvHk;ESifhywfoufonf/

oHk;oyfcsuf - aeYpOf aps;oGm;Muaom tdrf&Sifrrsm;twGuf twufMurf;

vSaomukefaps;EIef;aMumifh...

(3) ausmif;om;rsm;wGif tjzpfrsm;aoma&m*grsm;rSm rsufpdESifhywfoufonf/

oHk;oyfcsuf - tvGefw&mao;i,fatmif csHKYxm;aom pmrsm;udk

zwfMujcif;aMumifh ...

txl;wifjycsuf - rsufpdESifhem; ukoa&;XmebufwGif vlem tqrwef

rsm;jym;vmaerIaMumifh txl;ukq&m0efMuD;rsm; xyfrHwdk;csJYcefYxm;&ef

vdkaeygonf/ xl;jcm;aomxdka&m*g\ vu©PmrSm vlemrsm;\tqdkt&

]]rsufpdjzifh wyftyfjrifaom t&mrsm;udk owif;tjzpfjyefvnfem;axmif

&aomtcg vHk;0uGJjym;jcm;em;aejcif;aMumifh}} [lí jzpfygonf/

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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jynfol

jrefrmEdkifiHwGif jzpfonf/

OD;ae0if;tm; vufatmufi,fom;rsm;u jynfolawG rjidrfoufaMumif;

wifjyonf/

OD;ae0if;u jynfolawGudk ]]rdk;ay:axmifrypfbl;}} [k jcdrf;ajcmufav\/

OD;armifarmiftm; vufatmufi,fom;rsm;u jynfolawG rjidrfoufaMumif;

wifjyonf/

OD;armifarmifu ]] rapmifhEdkifMuawmhbl;vm; }} [k acsmhav\/

OD;apmarmiftm; vufatmufi,fom;rsm;u jynfolawG rjidrfoufaMumif;

wifjyonf/

OD;apmarmifu ]]usKyfwdkYa&G;aumufyGJjyD;&if ppfwef;vsm;jyefr,f}} [k uwday;

av\/

OD;oef;a&Ttm; vufatmufi,fom;rsm;u jynfolawG rjidrfoufaMumif;

wifjyonf/

OD;oef;a&T u ]] bm ... jynfolawG.. [kwfvm; .... b,fuvlawGvJ? jynfjrdKY

uvm;}} [k jyefar;av\ /

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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umuG,fol

aEG&moD ausmif;ydwf&ufwGifjzpfonf/

zcifonf ol hom;MuD;tm; av;*G ypfoifay;\/

tawmftwefypfEdkifvmaomf om;MuD;u ]] taz- om;ypfEkdifvmjyD? bmawG

udk ypf&rvJ}} [k ar;avonf/

zcifu - ]] om; rif;jcHxJudkqif;? acgif;&if;jcHu 0ufawG wdk hpdkufcif;xJudk

0ifxdk;&ifypf?ajc&if;jcHu MuufawG jcHxJ0ifvm&ifvJypf}} vdk hrSmvdkufygowJh/

om;MuD;onf rdrdjcHxJwGif tMudrfMudrfywfaomfvnf; ypfp&mum;rawG h/

wcsDaomf tdrfa&S hyef;jcHav;twGif;rSm vIyfvIyfjrifonfESifh ypfvdkuf&m

ypfrSwfudk wnfhwnfhrSefjyD; rdrdnDi,f\ idkoHudkvnf; wjydKifeuf Mum;&

avonf/

zcifum; jym,mcwfvsuf ]] om;MuD;&,f rif;rvJ &ufpufvdkufwm

udk,fhnDav;udk ypf&ovm; ... ay; - rif; av;*G ... aemuf rypf&awmhbl;}}

[k qlylae&if;rS ....

om;MuD;\ idkoHygMuD;ESifh ajymvdkufaom pum;oHudk Mum;&aomf

yufvufvefav\/

om;MuD;ajymvdkufonfrSm -

]] tazuvnf; om;u om;wdk hjcHudk umuG,faewmyg}} [l\/

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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toHk;tEIef;

vlwcsdK hpum;ajymaeMuonf/

yxrvl - ukefaps;EIef;awGu MuD;vmjyD/ rif;wkd hydkufqHudk odyfroHk;MueJ h/

wvwv&wJh ydkufqHudk vufxJrSm roHk;yJ z,fcsefxm;MuOD;/

'kwd,vl - [kwfw,f/ reufu aps;em;rSm vlawG &kH;&Hk;tkyftkyfeJ hpum;ajym

aeMuvdk hem;axmifMunfhwm ukefaps;EIef;taMumif; csnf;yJ /

yxrvl - aMomf 'geJ h reufjzef usaemfwdk hc&D;xGufzdk hawG h&yfudk b,frSm

vkyfrvJ/

'kwd,vl - awG h&yfudk tm;vHk; tqifajywJhae&m vkyf&r,fAs/ oli,fcsif;

awGtm;vHk;tkyftkyfpnf;pnf; jyefrqHkjzpfwmMumjyD/ tm;vHk; vdkufEdkifzdk h

pDpOfMu&atmif ....

yxrvl - [kwfyAsm; / "gwfqDeJ hum;vJ tqifoifhAsdK h.... tif; - "gwfqD

odkavSmif&wmuawmh enf;enf;cufom;/ qDaps;uvnf; jrifhoudk;/

'gayr,fh - pdwfrylygeJ husaemf qDtvHktavmuf odkrSD;xm;jyD;ygjyD/

wwd,vl - 'Dr,f 'Dr,f ... udk,hfvlwdk hpum;ajymaewm wrsdK;MuD;yJ /

toHk;tEIH;wcsdK h qef;aeovm; vdk h....

y+'k - (toHudkESdrfhvsuf) udk,hfvluvJ a0;&efaum .... usKyfwdk hu ]pk}

qkdwm rygatmifa&SmifajymaeMuwmyg .....

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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tif*sifwHk;MuD;

rqv acwfu qdk&S,fvpf pD;yGm;a&; udkoa&mfwJh [momav;yg/

qdk&S,fvpfacwfqdkawmh odwJhtwdkif; ypönf;awGudk o,fcsifwdkif;o,f?

a&mif;csifwdkif;a&mif;vdkU r&bl;av/ tm;vHk; tpdk;&u csKyfudkifxm;wm/

ae&mwum &SmazGa&;? ppfaq;a&;awGeJU/ ]]arSmifcdk ypönf;}} qdkwJh pum;vHk;

w,facwfpm;wmudk;As/ rSwfrdMur,fxifygw,f/

Mum;bl;wJh [moav;yg/ waeUvlwa,mufu?  Volkswagen  um;av;

armif;vmowJh/ tJ? vrf;rSm&SmazGa&;eJUwdk;a&m/ &SmazGa&;u um;taemufzHk;

udk zGifhMunfhNyD;? ar;vdkufowJh/

]]cifAsm;? 'Dtif*sifwHk;BuD;? b,fuo,fvmwmvJ...}} wJh/

( wifjyol- om*d )

tMudKufqHk;i&J

i&JodkY vlwpfa,muf a&mufvmonf/ i&Jrif;u xdkvltm;jypf'PfruscHcif

a&G;cs,fcGifhwpfckay;\/ xdkrSmtjcm;r[kwf i&JuscH&ef EdkifiHtm; a&G;cGifh

ay;jcif;jzpfonf/

odkYjzifhi&Jom;wpfa,mufudk xdkoltm; EdkifiHtvdkuf i&Jrsm;ESifh4if;wdkU\

jypf'PfpD&ifyHkrsm;udk vdkufjycdkif;avonf/

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xdkvlvnf; tar&duef? jAdwdef? *syef tp&SdaomEdkifiHrsm;ESifh 4if;wdkY\

Murf;wef;í a0'emrsm;jzifh jynfhESufaeaom jypf'PfpD&ifyHkrsm;udkawGYjyD;

aMumufvefYí aeavonf/ xdkaemuf jrefrmhi&JodkY a&mufvmavonf/

tqdkyg vli,fonf jrefrmEdkifiH i&Jta&SYwGif vltrsm;tjym;wef;pDvsuf

jypf'PfuscH&ef apmifhvsufaeonfudk awGYaomtcg? 4if;tm;vdkufjyaom

i&Jom;tm; tb,faMumifh[líar;av\/

jrefrmhi&JwGif w&m;pD&ifyHkrSm 3 rsdK;jzpfavonf/

xdk 3rsdK;rSm – 1/ vQyfppfxdkifcHjzifh ESdyfpufjcif;udk cH&jcif;/

2/ MumyGwfjzifh &dkufESufjcif;udk cH&jcif;/

3/ opfom;jym;ay:wGif oHrsm;pGm&dkufxm;í jypf'PfuscHoltm; oHcRef

rsm;bufwGif wuftdyfcdkif;jcif;jzpfonf/

i&Jom;vnf; tqdkygvltm;þuJhodkY&Sifh;jyav\/

1/ jrefrmh i&JwGifvQyfppfxdkifcHkjzifh ESdyfpufaomfvnf; tcsdefjynfheD;eD;

rD;rvmaomaMumifh jypf'Pfoufomjcif;/

2/ MumyGwfjzifh&dkuf&efwm0efusaom i&Jom;rsm;rSm rGef;wnfhtcsdefavmufrS

a&mufvmwwfjyD; rMumrD aehvnfpmxGufoGm;pm;wwfMuonf/ jyefvmjyD;

vQifvnf; twif;ajym? [dkoGm;vdkuf? 'Dvmvdkufjzifh waeYwmtcsdef ukefqHk;

ojzifh jypf'Pfay;&ef tcsdefrsm;rsm;yifr&SdvdkufwwfaMumif;?

3/ opfom;jym;ay:rS oHacsmif;rsm;vJ cdk;a&mif;pm;í ukefvkeD;yg;jzpfaeí

jypf'PfMucHvQif oufomaMumif;?

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tqdkygtaMumif;rsm;aMumifh jrefrmhi&Jtm; a&G;cs,folrsm;í wef;pDolrsm;ae

aMumif;&Sif;jyygonf/

(wifjyol- elf2006  )

tjypfr&Sd&if

wcgaomf axmufvSrf;a&; t&m&Sdonf tusOf;om;wOD;tm; ppfar;ae\/

t&m&Sd / / rif;udk igwdk htMurf;ywrf;enf;awG roHk;csifbl;uGm .... rif;

udk,fhtjypfudk udk,fhbmom 0efcHvdkufyg ...

tusOf;om;/ / uGsefawmfhrSm tjypfr&Sdygbl;cifAsm ... uGsefawmf rw&m;

tzrf;cH&wmyg/

t&m&Sd / / 'Dae&mawmif a&mufvmrSawmh tjypfr&SdyJ aervm;uG ...

tusOf;om;/ / wu,fygcifAsm .... uGsefawmf bmtjypfrS r&SdyJ

tzrf;cHcJh&wmyg/

xdktcg t&m&Sd\ajymvdkufaom pum;aMumifh tusOf;om;rSm acgif;ikdufpdkuf

usoGm;avonf/

t&m&SdajymvdkufonfrSm ]]a[haumif rif; aocsmpOf;pm;aemf ... rif;

tjypfr&Sdbl; qdkwmaocsm&if axmif ESpftuefhtowfr&Sd usoGm;Edkifw,f ...

pum;ajym qifjcifyg ....}} [l\ /

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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bmeJ hwkef;

aejynfawmf wGifjzpfonf/

EdkifiHawmf tMuD;tuJonf OD;ay:OD;\avSsmufxHk;rsm;udkzwfjyD; vGefpGm

oabmusvsuf OD;ay:OD;uJhodkY trwfrif;rsm; olYtem;wGif&SdvSsif aumif;rnf

[k rdef hMum;av\/

xdk haMumifh teD;em;&Sd t&m&Sdrsm;uvnf; OD;ay:OD;pmtkyfudk tvkt,uf

zwfMu&if; rif;vdkvdkuf rif;MudKufaqmifzdk h awG;awmaeMuavonf/

wae haomf - aqmufvkyfjyD;ump wHwm;MuD;wpif;tm; oGm;a&mufppfaq;

&m ....wHwm;MuD;rSm vIyfaeonfudk awGY&ojzifh t&m&Sdav;wpfOD;rS ]]wHwm;

MuD;uvnf;Asm ...}} [k wD;wdk;a&&Gwfvdkufrd\/ xdktcg tMuD;tuJrS ]] [Jh

wHwm;MuD;u bmjzpfwkef;}} [k jyefar;av&m .....

t&m&Sdav;rS ]] bkef;awmfaMumifh ewfjynfodk hwdk;vsdK;ayguf qufoG,fay;

aeovdkygyJ cifAsm; }} [k acwfopf OD;ay:OD; vkyfMunfhvdkuf&m tMuD;tuJrS

vGefpGm oabmusonfjzpfaomaMumifh qkawmf? ygrpfawmfrsm; ay;oem;

av\/ t&m&Sdvnf; rsm;pGm*kPfwufavonf/

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wzef - zGifhvSpfjyD;ump qdkifbmpD;wD; odk h0ifa&muf ppfaq;aepOf ...

wdkufqdkifvSpGmrD;ysufoGm;onf jzpfaomaMumifh .... ]]w,f - rD;u

abmufrJhaMumifhysuf&owkef;}}

[k ar;jref;av&m ...vdrfrmyg;eyfaom t&m&SdrS ]] rSefyg? EdkifiHawmf

tMuD;tuJ\ udk,fa&mift&Sdeft0gudk vsyfppfrD;ewfom;rS r,SOfEdkifaom

aMumifh a0;&modk hz,fcGmajy;ojzifh rD;ysuf&ygonf cifAsm;}} [k ajzMum;

vdkuf&m oabmusvSojzifh qkawmf ygrpfawmfrsm; xyfrH csD;jrSifhjyef

avonf/

xdkodk h vSnfhvnfppfaq;jyD;tjyef tpnf;ta0;cef;raqmifwGif pnf;a0;

aeMupOf – orD;awmfav;tm; rjrifrdonfudk owdxm;rdaomaMumifh tMuD;tuJrS ...

]] [Jh ighorD;awmfav; rawG hrdygvm; }} [kar;avonf/

xdktcg ... yg;eyfjyD; pum;MuG,faom t&m&SdrS ]] rSefyg? a&SmifvTJr&Edkifaom

obm0w&m;\ usDpm;rIaMumifh udk,fvufrtDromjzpfvsuf tem;,lae

aMumif;yg }} [k jyefajzav\/

þwGif EdkifiHawmf tMuD;tuJonfvnf; rdrdudk,fukd bdk;awmfeD;eD; xifrSwf

aejyDjzpfaomaMumihf tpnf;ta0;udk &kyfodrf; vlpkcGJavonf/

aemufwae hreufwGifrS - tpnf;ta0; vlpHkcsdefüf rdrdt&m&Sdav;udk xyfrH

prf;oyfvdkonfjzpfaomaMumifh ]] [Jh- bmeJ hwkef; }} [k ar;av\ / ( bm

a&m*geJ hwkef;[kar;&rnf jzpfaomfvnf; tMuD;tuJrSm bdk;awmf\ 'dkif,m

avmh*frsm;rS raoGzDvdkaomaMumifh rl&if;twdkif;ar;avonf/)

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vdrfrmyg;eyfjyD; owd0D&d,jzifh jynfhpHkaom t&m&Sdav;rS rqdkif;rwGyif ...

]]AdkufeJYygcifAsm;}} [k jyefajzonfwGif ...tMuD;tuJ crsmvnf; rwfwyfrS

pef hpef hvJí avief;pGJavawmhonf/

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

wm0efudk,fpD

aejynfawmf tpnf;ta0; cef;r wae&m ....

tMuD;tuJ/ / rif;wdk hEdkifiHawmf umuG,fa&;tpDtrHawG ighudkwifjyprf;/

0efMuD; / / [kwfuJh ... jynfolawGqlyl&if ol hvleJ holjyefxdef;odrf;zdk h

pGrf;tm;&SiftzGJYukd zGJYpnf;ay;xm;ygw,f/ bkef;MuD;ausmif;awGudkawmh

MuHYcdkifa&;tzGJYudk wm0efay;jyD; apmifhMunhfcdkif;xm;ygw,f/

t"du&kPf; ESdrfeif;a&; &JawGudkvnf; wkwfawG? 'dkif;awG tjynfht0 wyfqif

ay;xm;jyD;? tcgtm;avsmfpGm ESpfzufcGJavhusifhay;xm;ygw,f/

ygwDawG? ausmif;om;tzGJ hawGudkvnf; wefjyef tzGJ hawG zJG hpnf;jyD;

jynfolawG xifa,mifxifrSm;jzpfatmif vkyfaeygw,f/ rD'D,m wl rD'D,m

wkdufyGJudkvnf; t&Sdefrysuf qufvuf qifETJaeygw,f cifAsm/

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tMuD;tuJ/ / at; .... 'gqdk b,fqdk;vdk hvJ/ aumif;w,f qufxdef;xm;/

aMomf 'geJ h ighppfAdkvfav;awGudka&m bmwm0efay;xm;ovJ/

0efMuD; / / olwdk h tGefvdkif; wufaeMuygw,f cifAsm;/

tMuD;tuJ/ / a[ ........

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

igvJygw,faemf

wpfcgu EkdifiHawmf orwrif;awGcsnf;oD;oefU av,mOfwpfpD; pD;vmMu

owJh/

]0kef;} qkd av,mOfBuD;u odrfhodrfhwkefoGm;ygw,f/

e*g;BuD;wpfaumifu av,mOfBuD;udkcGpD;NyD; av,mOfukd b,fvkdrS quf

armif;vkdUr&atmif Ncdrf;ajcmufaewmyg/

'geJU ½k½Sm; or®w ylwifu atmfajymvkdufowJh/

]]igwkdUqDu aygufuGJtm;tjyif;qHk; EsLu,m;'Hk;eJU cGif;vkdufr,f}}

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e*g;uat;at;aq;aq;ygyJ/

'geJU tar&duefor®wrif; a*smhbk½Sfu 0ifatmfajymvkdufowJh/

]]igwkdUqDu  Starwars  pDrHudef;u vufeufqef;awGeJUypfvkdufr,f/

ab;z,fyg }}

e*g;BuD;uat;at;aq;aq;ygyJ/ av,mOfudk ydkNyD;awmhawmif vIyf&rf;ae

ygao;owJh/

'geJU rjzpfacsbl;qkdNyD; OuúXBuD; AkdvfcsKyfrSL;BuD;u acgif;uav;jyLNyD;

wkd;wkd;ajymvkdufw,f/

e*g;BuD;vnf;aMumufvefUwMum; ckefysHajy;vTm;aysmufuG,foGm;ygw,f/

'geJU wjcm;aom or®wrif;awGu tm;vHk; tHhMowBuD; 0kdif;ar;Muwmaygh/

bmrsm;ajymvkdufygwkef;aygh/

tbu at;at;aq;aq;yJ jyefajymvkdufowJh/

]] jrefrmEkdifiHudkoGm;aeMuwm..../ igvJygw,faemf }}

( wifjyol- botchan  )

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olrsm;usawmY “rSL;MuD;” rvkyf& ... wJY

e0wvufxufrSm udk,fYzmomudk,f &mxl;awGwdk;ay;vdkufMuwm AdkvfcsKyf

MuD;awGrsm;vmawmY olwdkYxJu tmPmt&dSqHk;vludkay;zdkY wDxGifvdkufwJY

&mxl;u  “AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;”  wJY/ AdkvfcsKyfatmifqef;xufawmif &mxl;

trsm;MuD; MuD;oGm;wmaygY/

tJ'gudk tm;usvdkY 'ku©a&mufoGm;wJY yk*d¾Kvfwa,muf&dSoAs/ olu

rEåav;jynfolYaq;&HkMuD;u aq;&HktkyfMuD;qdkyJ/ rEåav;rSmu t&ifwkef;uvdk

r[kwfyJ aq;&HkawGursm;vmawmY aq;&HktkyfMuD;awGvnf; av;ig;a,muf

&dSwmaygYAsm/ 'gayr,fY wjcm;aq;&HktkyfMuD;awGu? ydkjyD;pDeD,muswJY

tckeuajymwJY yk*d¾KvfMuD;&JY tkyfcsKyfrIatmufrSmyJ &dSowJY/

tEDS yk*d¾KvfMuD;[m udk,fuydkjyD; yg0g&dS&JYom;eJY? wjcm;olawGeJY  “aq;&Hktkyf

MuD;”  qdkjyD; tac:ta0: wlaewmudk rESpfjrdKY[efwlyg&JY/ waeYawmY

olxkwfjyefwJY XmewGif; ausnmcsufwckxJrSm  “aq;&HktkyfrSL;MuD;”  qdkjyD;

vufrSwfatmufrSm a&;vdkufowJY/

tJ... rMumcifyJ tJ'D aq;&HktkyfMuD;vnf;

jyKwfygava&mAsm/

tm;uswmvm;? &GJYvdkufwmvm; q&mMuD;&,f/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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MudKuf&ma&G;

EdkifiHYacgif;aqmifrsm;udk jzKwfcsifvSsif trsm;qHk; toHk;jyKavY&dSMuaom

taMumif;jycsuf ESpfck&dSygonf/

¤if;wdkYrSm vmbfpm;rI ( bribery  ) ESifY tdrfaxmifa&;azmufjyefrI( adultery  ) wdkYjzpfygonf/

bbMuD;[k emrnfwGifusefcJYaom AdkvfcsKyfMuD;tm; jzKwfypfvdkaomtcg

xdkpOfu twGif;a&;rSL;(1) jzpfaeao;aom AdkvfcsKyfcifnGefY vufxJwGif

taMumif;jyp&m ESpfckvHk; udkifxm;jyD;jzpfavonf/

xdkYaemuf AdkvfcsKyfcifnGefYu xdkAdkvfcsKyfMuD;tm; ac:ajym\/ 

“cifAsm;udk uGsefawmfwdkY jzKwfzdkY taxmuftxm;awGawmY &Smxm;jyD;jyD? 

bribery  eJYjzKwfwmudk MudKufovm;?  adultery  eJYjzKwfwmudk MudKufovm;

a&G;ayawmY” 

AdkvfcsKyfcifnGefY nSyfajymvdkufaom t*FvdyfpmvHk;udk aumif;pGmem;rvnf

aom bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;u ajzrdajz&m “ t'yfxGD ”  [k ajzrdcJYavonf/

odkYESifY bbMuD;ESifY rif;orD;av;wdkYZmwfvrf; vlxkMum;odkY a&muf&dSoGm;

cJYjcif; jzpfygownf;/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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Local Call 

wpfcgu tar&dueforw bk&Sf &,f? NAdwdefu 0efMuD;csKyf wdkeDbvJ &,f?

NrefrmNynfu OD;oef;a&T&,f...(3) a,muf[m aoNyD;aemufydkif; i&JNynfudk

a&mufvmMuw,f/ ,rrif;MuD;qDrSm qHk;Nzwfcsufudkapmifhae&if; olwkdY&Jh

rdef;rawGqDudk owd&vkdY zkH;ac:csifvmw,fwJh/ tJ'geJU bk&fupNyD;

zkH;ac:wm r'rfbk&fS eJY ( 5 ) rdepfavmuf tvGrf;o,fvkdufw,f/ ( 5 )

rdepfaNymNyD; zkH;csvkdufawmh ,rrif;MuD;u zkH;aNymc a':vm ( 1000 )

awmif;vkdufw,f/ bk&fu bmvkdYzkH;caps;MuD;wmvJvkdYar;awmh vlNynfudkac:

wmrdkY  oversea  rdkYvkdYygvkdaNymvkdufw,f/ aemuf wkdeDu zkH;xyfac:w,f../

olu awmh ( 10 ) rdepfMumw,fwJh/ ,rrif;MuD;u olYqDu a':vm

( 1000 ) yJ awmif;vkdufw,f/ bk&Sfu olYwHk;u ( 5 ) rdepfudk a':vm

( 1000 )? wkdeDusawmh ( 10 ) rdepfukd a':vm ( 1000 ) qkdawmh

raMueyfbl;aygh/ ,rrif;MuD;udk ar;awmh NAdwdefu tar&duefxufydkeD;vkdY

ygvkdYNyefaNymw,f/ aemufqkH; OD;oef;a&TtvSnfhusawmh r'rfoef;a&TeJh

zkH;aNymvkdufwm ( 5 ) rdepfvnf;ru..( 10 ) rdepfvnf;ru...( 1 )

em&DMumoGm;w,fwJh/ ,rrif;MuD;u oef;a&TqDu ( 5 ) a':vmyJ

,lvkdufw,fwJh/ tJ'DrSm bk&Sfaum? wkdeDaum pdwfawGqkd;NyD; ,rrif;MuD;udk

tNypfqkdwmaygh/ tJ'DrSm,rrif;MuD;u bmNyefaNymvnf;qkdawmh........

olYrdef;rqDac:wm  Oversea  Call  r[kwfbl;....  Local  Call 

....ygwJhcifAsm;..../

( wifjyol- exotic  )

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ay:vmjyefjyD

udkZm*emjuD;wpfa,muf axmifxJa&mufaewkef; oef;a&$juD;a&mufcsvm_yD;  "udkif;/

rif;tckaxmifxJa&mufae_yD? rif;ighudk[movkyfEdkifao;&Jhvm;?" vdhkar;owJh? udkZm*em

u  "usKyfudk 'Daehxkwfowif;pmwpfapmif/ a&wpfyHk;eJh aumfcGufwpfcGuf omay;yg" 

vdkh_yefa_ymvdkufw,f? vdkcsifwJhypPnf;awGvJ&a&m udkZm*emvJ owif;pmrSm

oef;a&$"gwfyHkygwJh pmrsufESmudkvSef/ cGufudka&yHk;xJESpf_yD; _yefv$wfvdkufa&m?

cGufuaumfcGufqdkawmh a&ay:udkcsuf_cif; _yefay:vma&maygh? tJ'DtcsdefrSm

udkZm*ema_ymvdkufwmuawmh "awmuf/ ay:vm_yef_yD 'DcGuf"

( wifjyol- Wyclef  )

xm0& bk&m;ocifawmif rrSDyg

wcgu tar&duefor®w&,f? w&kwfor®w&,f? usaemfwdkU AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;

&,f xm0&bk&m;ocifudk oGm;awGUMuygowJh/ ...

xm0&bk&m;ocifu oifwdkU odvdk&mudk ar;Muygqdkawmh wa,mufjyD;

wa,muf ar;Muawmhwmaygh/

yxrqHk; tar&duefor®wu ar;w,f/

] b,fawmhrsm;rS tar&duef[m urÇmwckvHk;udk EdkifiHa&;? ppfa&;t&

jydKifbufuif; vTrf;rdk;EdkifrvJ } .. wJh/

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xm0&bk&m;ocifu cPpOf;pm;vdkufjyD; jyefajymw,f/

] jzpfawmhjzpfr,f ... 'gayr,hf rif;rrSDawmhbl; } .. wJh/

tar&duefor®w idkygava&m/

jyD;awmh w&kwfor®wu ar;w,f/

] b,fawmhrsm;rS w&kwfjynf[m urÇmYpD;yGm;a&;wckvHk;udk vTrf;rdk;EdkifrvJ} ..

wJh/

xm0&bk&m;ocifu ckeuvdkyJ cPpOf;pm;vdkufjyD; jyefajymygw,f/

] jzpfawmhjzpfvmr,f .. 'gayr,hf rif; rrSDawmhbl; } .. qdkawmh

w&kwfor®wvJ idkjyefwmaygh/

aemufqHk;awmh AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;tvSnhfaygh/ ..

olUar;cGef;vJ Mum;jyD;a&m xm0&bk&m;ocif idkygava&m/

olar;wmu ] b,fawmhrsm;rS jrefrmjynfrSm a&awGrD;awG rSefrSmvJ } .. wJh/

rsuf&nfvnf&GJMum;xJu xm0&bk&m;ocifu jyefajz&Smygw,f/

] jzpfawmhjzpfr,f ... 'gayr,hf igrrSDawmhbl; } ...... wJhAsm /

( wifjyol- yzg  )

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tckuHaumif;w,f

wrvGefb0rSm a*smhbkcsf &,f? bboef;&,f? Avm'Drm ylwif&,f twlwl

awGYjyD; vrf;avQmufxGufcJhygw,f/ olwdkY wpfae&mta&muf vuf0g;uyf

wdkifrSm um;piftwifcHxm;&wJh a,&Ic&pfawmfeJYawGYygava&m/ tJ'DrSmwif

a*smhu a,&Iem;udk wdk;oGm;jyD;awmh

]t&Sif? om;awmf touf&SifcJhwJh b0rSm om;awmf uHaumif;cJhygvm;/}

a,&Iu ]at;.. rif;uHaumif;cJhw,f/ bmvdkYvJqdkawmh rif;[m tMurf;zuf

orm;awGudk EdSrfESif;cGifh &cJhvdkYyJ/}

jyD;awmh ylwifu a,&Iudk ]uRefawmfrsdK;aum touf&SifpOfu b,fvkd

uHaumif;cJhygvJ/} vdkYar;w,f/ a,&Iu ]rif;vJ uHaumif;cJhwmyJ.. bmvdkYvJ

qdkawmh rif;[m wdkif;jynfudk pdwfwdkif;us yHkazmfEdkifcJhvdkYyJ/}

aemufqHk;ydwftaeeJY uRefawmfwdkY bboef;u tm;usrcH ]uRefawmfa&mAsm..

b,fvdk uHaumif;cJhvJ/} vdkYar;w,f/ tJ.. ar;vdkufwJh cPrSm a,&I

vufESpfzufvHk; vIyfoGm;w,f.. 'gayr,f.. um;pifwifcHxm;&wmqdkawmh

vIyfvdkYr&blk;/ jyD;awmh bboef;udk tHMudwfjyjyD; 'Dvdkajymw,f/

]at;.. ighvufESpfzufpvHk; vIyfvdkYr&wmyJ rif;uHaumif;w,fvdkYrSwf/}

( wifjyol- deathmetalster  )

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Myanmar & Wireless 

*syefEkdifiHrS blrdaA'ynm&SifawGu wl;azmfa&;vkyfuGufwpfckuae rxifrSwf

yJ aNratmufrDwm ( 1000 ) ausmfrSm Copper  Wire awGwl;azmfawGY&dS

oGm;Muw,f/ *syefrS odyÜHynm&SifawG&Jh prf;oyfrSKt& atmufygtwdkif;

rSwfcsufwpfck csvkdufMuw,f/

rdrdwdkY bkd;ab;bDbifawG[m a&S;ESpfaygif; 1000 cefYuwnf;u Copper 

Wire Coxial Technology awGtokH;NyKcJhMuw,fwJh../

tJ'gudk rcHEkdifNzpfoGm;wJh tar&duefawGu olwdkYEkdifiHrSm aNratmufrDwm

( 2000 ) wl;cJhMuw,f/ xl;qef;pGmeJY Fibre  Cables awGudk awGY&dSoGm;

w,f/ tar&duef ynm&SifawGu atmufygtwdkif; rSwfcsufcsvkdufMuw,f/

rdrdwdkY bkd;ab;bDbifawG[m a&S;ESpfaygif; 1000 cefYuwnf;u Optical 

Technology ( or ) Photonic Technology awGtokH;NyKcJhMuw,fwJh../

aemufqkH; NrefrmEkdifiHrS AdkvfcsKyfMuD;awGuvnf; tm;usrcH NrefrmhaNratmuf

udkwl;azmfckdif;vkdufMuw,f/ rDwm ( 1000 ) wl;w,f....bmrSrawGYbl;/

rDwm ( 2000 ) wl;w,f...bmrSrawGYao;bl;/ 'geJY ydkaocsmoGm;atmif

rDwm ( 3000 ) txd wl;vkdufMuw,f/ tHhMop&myJAsm../ bmqkdbmrS

udkrawGYwm../ 'geJY aemufqkH;rSwfcsufwpfck csvkdufMuw,f/

rdrdwdkY bkd;ab;bDbifawG[m a&S;ESpfaygif; 1000 cefYuwnf;u Wireless 

Technology awGtokH;NyKcJhMuw,fwJh../

( wifjyol- exotic  )

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aumfr&Sif

wpfcgujrefrmEdkifiHu 0efMuD;csKyfwpfa,muf tif'dkeD;&Sm;EdkifiHudk tvnfoGm;

owJh/ tif'dkeD;&Sm;0efMuD;csKyfvnf; olYtdrfudkac:jyD; {nfhcHwmayghAsm/

aumif;ayhnGefYayhqdkwJhtpm;taomufawG? t&ufawGeJY {nfhcHayr,fh jrefrm

0efMuD;csKyfu tif'dk0efMuD;csKyf&JY eef;awmfwrQ xnf0gvSwJh tdrfawmfMuD;udkyJ

oabmusaeowJh/ aemufqHk;raeEdkifawmhwmeJY ]AsdKY tif'dk0efMuD;? cifAsm;

vcb,favmuf&vdkY 'DtdrfMuD;udk aqmufEdkifwmvJ} vdkYar;rdowJh/ 'Dawmh

tif'dk0efMuD;u bmrS jyefrajzao;bJ jywif;aygufuae vSrf;jrifae&wJh

jrpfMuD;udk vufndK;vSrf;xdk;jyD; ][dkrSmawGYvm; jrpful;wHwm;MuD;} qdkawmh-

jrefrm0efMuD;csKyf/ / ]awGYygw,f}

tif'dk0efMuD;csKyf/ / ] 20% } vdkYajymvdkufowJh/

aemufwpfESpfMumwJhtcgrSmawmh tif'dk0efMuD;csKyfu jrefrmjynfudk jyefjyD;

tvnfvmowJh/ jrefrm0efMuD;csKyfvnf; *kPf,l0ifhMuGm;pGmeJY olYtdrfudk

zdwfwmaygh/ tJ'DrSm tif'dk0efMuD;csKyfwpfa,muf tdrfxJudkawmif r0if&

ao;bl;? tdrfa&SYrSmwif yg;pyfta[mif;om;eJY ai;jyD;&yfaerdw,f/

jrefrm0efMuD;csKyf&JY tdrfawmfu olYtdrfxuf q,fqru crf;em;wmudk;/

wpftdrfvHk;udk pusifausmufawGeJY rGrf;rHxm;jyD;? aumfaZmawGuvnf;

eif;&ufp&mawmifr&Sdbl;wJh/ 'geJY tif'dk0efMuD;vnf; t&JpGefYjyD; ar;vdkuf

w,f ]cifAsm; vc b,favmuf&wmvJ[if? tdrfMuD;u [D;aewmyJ}?

jrefrm0efMuD;csKyf/ / ] [dkrSmjrpful;wHwm;MuD;awGYvm;}

[kjrpfudkxdk;jya&GYar;vdkufonf/

tif'dk0efMuD;csKyf/ / ] rawGYygvm;? b,frSmvJAs} [kjyefar;vdkufonf/

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xdktcg jrefrm0efMuD;csKyfu rdefYrdefYMuD;jyHK;í atmufygtwdkif; ajymcsvdkuf

avownf;/

] 100%}

( wifjyol- Eistein  )

t<um;jydKifyGJ

tmqD,H xdyfoD;rsm;tpnf;ta0;wGif EdkifiHtoD;oD;rS acgif;aqmifrsm;

tBuGm;NydKifMuav&m yxrOD;pGm rav;&Sm;acgif;aqmifu ...

]usKyfwdkU rav;vlrsKd;awG wnfaqmufxm;wJh rdk;arSsmfwdkufAsm? v udk

xdaevdkU} [k MuGm;avonf/

xdktcg tjcm;acgif;aqmifrsm;u wpfa,mufwpfayguf 0dkif;0ef; EdSyfuGyf

avrS rlvtjrifh jyefa&mufatmif avsmhoGm;avonf/

acgif;aqmif toD;oD;rSm olwdkUEdkifiHtaMumif;udk tmaygiftm&if;oefoefjzifh

BuGm;vdkuf? wjcm;acgif;aqmifrsm;u 0dkif;EdSyfuGyfvdkufjzifh olwkdU MuGm;cJhorSs

rlvxufrsm;pGm jyefjyefavsmhcsaeMu&onf/

aemufqHk; tba½TqDrS bmrSMuGm;oH rMum;&ojzifh tm;vHk;u 0dkif;ar;Mu&m?

]igwdkU EdkifiHrSm rdef;rawGu uav;arG;&if zifaygufuae arG;w,fuG} [k

ajymav&m tm;vHk; tHk;tHk;uGsufuRuf jzpfNyD; oufaojycdkif; avawmhonf/

xdktcgrS tba½Tu rdefUrdefUBuD;NyHK;um ]igMuGm;wmu ESpfvufryJ

vGJoGm;wmyguGm} [lownf;/

( wifjyol- Black­Xenon )

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tajctaeaumif;wmu

wpfcgu tpdk;&tjuD;tuJwpfOD;onf aemufvdkufrsm;ESifh tpnf;ta0;twGuf

c&D;xGufjuonf? vrf;wGif rawmfwq ,mOfwdkufr+ _zpf_yD; tm;vHk;aq;@Hkodkh

a&mufoGm;juonf? tjuD;tuJ. owif;udk ar;_ref;pHkprf;&eftwGuf owif;axmuf

rsm; vma&muf_yD; q&m0eftm;ar;_ref;cJhonf?

owif;axmufrsm; ? q&m/q&m--- tjuD;tuJa_ctae b,fvdkvJ?

q&m0ef ? tif; --- ta_ctae raumif;bl;?

owif;axmufrsm; ? ol&Jh aemufvdkufawGaum---?

q&m0ef ? tif; -- olwdkhvJta_ctae raumif;bl;?

owif;axmufrsm; ? 'gqdk b,folta_ctae aumif;vJq&m?

q&m0ef ? igwdkh wdkif;_ynf?

( wifjyol-  loyalty  )

ighudkbmrSwfaevJ

wpfcgu tpdk;&tjuD;tuJwpfOD;onf ntcsdefwGif wpfa,mufwnf; t_yifxGufrd&m

vrf;wGifvk,ufolESifh wdk;onf?

vk,ufol ? ygor# ydkufqHtukefxkwf?

tjuD;tuJ?-- a[h-- rif; -ighudkbmrSwfaevJ-- igb,folvJodvm;--- ig

'Dwdkif;_ynf&Jh tpdk;& tjuD;tuJuG?

vk,ufol ? 'gqdk-- ,lxm;or#awG tukef_yefay;?

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taumif;qHk;0g'

wpfcgu urÇmay:rSm EdkifiHa&;0g' tpnf;ta0;yGJBuD;usif;yw,f/

(&nf½G,fcsufuawmh urÇmay:rSmaumifqHk;0g'udka½G;r,faygh/)urÇmay:u

EdkifiHacgif;aqmiftm;vHk;ESifh 0g'&Siftm;vHk; wufa&mufMuwmaygh/

(rSufcsuf/ / jrefrmEdkifiHuODoef;a½TBuD; ESifh wpfaqGwpfrsdK;vHk; wufa&muf

onf[kowif;&½Sdygonf/)

tNydKiftqdkifyJ [pfwvmwdkU?rlqdkvDeDwdkU?wdkeDbvJwdkU?vifuGef;wdkU?ponfjzifh

EkdifiHaygif;pHku acgif;aqmifESifh0g'&Sif tm;vHk;[m olwdkU0g'aumif;aMumif;

a[majymjiif;ckefMuwmaygh/

tm;vHk;wpfa,mufESifhwpfa,muf t&SH;ray;Muovdk b,folrSvJb,f0g'

aumif;w,fvdkU rqHk;jzwfEdkifMuzl;aygY/ aemufqHk; tm;vHk;owdxm;rdwmu

jrefrmEdkifiHuOD;oef;a½TBuD;ESifh taygif;ygrsm;[m bmrSrajymbJ Nidrfoufae

MuwmudkawGU&w,faygh/ tm;vHk;u 'DvdkNidrfaeyHkaxmuf&if OD;oef;a½TBuD;qD

rSmtm;vHk;ESifhrwlyJ tm;vHk;xufaumif;wJh0g'wpfck&Sdr,fvdkU xifMuwmaygh/

vmwHk;uawmh aqGrsdK;awGa&mufzl;atmif tvnfoabmrsdK;eJU bmrSrajymbl;

vdkUpOf;pm;xm;ayrJh tm;vHk;uawmif;qdkvmwmeJU OD;oef;a½TBuD;u pifay:

wufoGm;ygw,f/

pifay:a&mufa&mufcsif;yJ tm;vHk;u OD;oef;a½TBuD;udk jrefrmEdkifiHudk

b,f0g'ESifh tkyfcsKyfovJvdkUar;ygw,f/ 'Dawmh OD;oef;a½TBuD;u olrsm;

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awGvdk &Snf&Snfa0;a0;rajymyJ wpfcGef;xJajymNyD; qif;vmcJhwJhtcgrSm....

vlaygif;rsm;pGm&SdwJh tpnf;ta0;cef;rBuD;[m tyfusoHawmifMum;&atmif

wdwfqdwfoGm;ygawmhw,f/ tm;vHk;[m tmap;xnfUcH&ovdk tvefUwMum;

ESifh bmrSrajymEdkifawmhygbl;/

OD;oef;a½TBuD; ajymvdkufwmuawmh wpfcGef;xJyg/

]]rkom0g'}} wJhAsm...../

(wifjyol- peterhein1983  ) 

Myanmar Fashion 

oHvHk;ESifha&pufygaom EdkifiHNcm;om;tm; NrdKUwGif;odkUvdkufvHydkUaqmifay;&ef

MuHKMudKufvmavonf/ yltdkufaomaEG&moD NzpfaeaomaMumifh EdkifiHNcm;om;

u ...

]] rif;wdkUvlrsdK;awG ylNyif;rIudktHwkovdk igvJvdkufvkyfrSNzpfawmhr,f?

igb,fvdk'DZdkif;vkyf&rvJqdkwm aNymNyprf;ygOD;uGm }}

oHvHk;u

]] ryklygeJU uRefawmfNyr,f...? a[m'DrsufrSefrnf;MuD;udkwyfvdkuf 'g[m

aeumrsufrSefr[kwfbl; txuf? atmuf? ab;rSm bmawGNzpfaevJ

rNrif&awmhyJ cifAsm;vufwpfurf;udkyJ pl;pdkufMunfh&awmhr,f/ NyD;&if a[m'D

mp3 player av;udk em;axmifaevdkuf? txuf? atmuf? ab;u vl

awGbmawGaNymaevJ bmrSrMum;awmhbl;/ a[m'D yDauawGudk tqufrNywf

0g;NyD; armf&ifndKvdk apm'urwufbJ zm*lqefvdk wdwfwdwfav;aevdkuf/

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'gqdkcifAsm; &efenf;oGm;r,f/ aemufqHk;taeeJU a[movdkav; acgif;uae

a&avmif;vdkuf? ylwJh'PfudkcHEdkifoGm;NyD }}

qdkNyD; EdkifiHNcm;om;acgif;uae a&avmif;csvdkufw,f/ cPaeawmh

EdkifiHNcm;om;u [wfcsD; . . [wfcsD; eJUacsNyD; ESmawGydwfvma&m/ 'DawmhrS

oHvHk;u

]] tm;vHk;tdkauoGm;NyD? vmoGm;r,f? 'DvdkrsdK;omqdk NrefrmNynfwESHUwvsm;

cifAsm; oGm;csifwJhqDoGm;NyD; awGUcsifwJholeJU awGUvdkU&NyD }} qdkNyD;ac:oGm;

ygawmhw,f/ 

( wifjyol- Flame of Passion ) 

tdkb,fhbDueD&,f? apmifh&wmarmvGef;vSbd . . .

tNidrf;pm&if;udkifMuD;ESifh acwfa[mif;EdkifiHa&;orm;MuD;wdkU tv’myov’my

aNymaeMuonf/ tNidrf;pm;pm&if;udkifMuD;r

]] 'geJU cifAsm; [dk[moav;Mum;zl;vm;? pm&if;Z,m;qdkwm bDueDeJU

wlw,fqdkwmav }}

EdkifiHa&;orm;a[mif;MuD;u

]] rMum;zl;bl;? 'gayr,fh uRefawmfhtNrifawmh bDueD[m pm&if;xufpm&if

tpdk;&tzGJUeJU ydkwlw,fxifwmyJ/ bmawGudkzHk;uG,fxm;vJvdkY tm;vHk;u

*&kwpdkuf apmifhMunfhaew,fxifayr,fh trSefrSmawmh b,fawmhuRwfNyD;

NyKwfusrSmvJvdkU apmifharQmfaeMuwm }} 

( wifjyol- Flame of Passion )

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NrefrmNynf Nyoem aNz&Sif;enf;

waeYaomtcg tv’gt&SifNrwf&,f? a,&SKc&pfawmf&,f? oMum;rif;OD;rmC

wkdYu urÇmhNidrf;csrf;a&;twGuf awGYqkHaqG;aEG;cJhMuw,f/ oabmwlnDcsuf

awG &cJhMuw,f/ tv’mt&SifNrwfu tkdprmbifvm'ifukd oGm;awGYr,f/

c&pfawmfu or®w bk&Sfukd aNzmif;zsr,f/ OD;rmC uawmh AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;ukd

wm0ef,l&r,fwJh/

'geJY bmomMuD; (3)ck&Jh wefcdk;&SifawGu &ufaumif;&ufNrwf a&G;NyD;oumv

urÇmausmf tMurf;zuform; (3)OD; eJYawGYMuw,f/ awGYwJhae&mu [dr0E¬åm

awmifaNcu vSkKdPf*lwpfckrSmyg/ taESmifht,Sufr&dS pum;aNymvkdY&atmif

0ifaygufrSm vkHNcKHa&;tapmifhawG csxm;vkdufw,f/

tJovkdeJYawGYMuNyD; ( 3 )em&DtMumrSm c&pfawmfu or®wbk&fSeJYtwl *lxJu

ae xGufvmw,f/ c&pfawmfu NyKH;aew,f/ bk&Sfuawmh tuRwfw&m;

&oGm;[ef&dSygw,f/

tapmifhrsm; / aqG;aEG;yGJ taNctae b,fvkd&dSygovJ t&Sif/

c&pfawmf / tcktcsdefupNyD; ppfyGJawG &yfpJawmhr,f/ or®wbk&fSu Nidrf;csrf;

a&;&Jhwefzkd;ukd owdxm;rdoGm;NyD/

aemufxyf ( 3 ) em&DtMumrSm tv’mt&SifNrwfu *lxJuae xGufvmw,f/

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bifvm'ifvnf; ygvmw,f/ bifvm'ifykHpHu tv’mukd ydkíydkí &dkao

av;pm;ae[ef ay:vGifaew,f/

tapmifhrsm; / aqG;aEG;yGJ taNctae b,fvkd&dSygovJ t&Sif/

tv’m / bifvm'ifukd vlaumif;olaumif;Nzpfatmif aNymif;vJvkdufEkdifygNyD/

tcktcsdefupNyD; ol[m tMurf;zufvkyfief;awGeJY ygwfoufawmhrSm r[kwf

ygbl;/

aemufxyf ( 3 ) em&D tMumrSmawmh AkdvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;oef;a&G *lxJuae

xGufvmw,f/ a'gowaxmif;axmif;eJYaygh/ olYaemufrSm OD;rmCMuD;

pdwfysufvufysufeJY/

tapmifhrsm; / b,fvkdNzpfwmvJ t&Sif/

OD;rmC / NrefrmNynfrSm Nidrf;csrf;zdkYvkdNyDqkdwJhtaMumif; oef;a&Gukd wwfEkdif

oavmuf em;csygw,fuGm/ 'Dawmh olu ighukd yk'fr 5(n) t& tNypf&dS

w,fvkdY pGwfpGJygava&m/ tckighudk tif;pdefaxmifykdYrvkdY wJhuGm/ 

( wifjyol- exotic )

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armf'efoMum;rif;

waeYaomtcg oDv?orm"d eJY NynfhpkHwJh vlwpfa,mufukd oMum;rif;u

zdwfNyD; Adrmefukd ac:Nyw,f/ xl;qef;vkdufykHuawmh oMum;rif;&Jhtcef;xJrSm

em&DawG awmifykH&mykHygyJ/ em&Dqkdifawmif olYtcef;avmufem&DawG rrsm;

avmufbl;/ 

“oMum;rif; ....... 'Dem&DawGu bmvkyfwmvJ” qkdawmh vdrfaNym? nmaNymwJh

olawGukd rSwfxm;wmqkdyJ/ 

“[m...oMum;rif;u acG;om;a&yk&ykdufeJY a&;rSwfw,fqkd....”  vkdYaNymvkduf

awmh... 

“atmifrm... bmrSwfaevJ/ armf'efoMum;rif;...uG ES,fES,f&& rSwfvkdY/

vlwpfa,mufpDDtwGuf em&DwpfvkH;csif;pDeJY rSwfwm/ wpfcgvdrfaNym&if

puúefYwHu wpfcga&GYw,f/ q,fcgvdrfaNym&if q,fcga&GYw,fayghuGm...” wJh/

w,f[kwfyghvm;/ 

“'geJY ... oMum;rif; ....... a[m [dkem&Du puúefYwHawG a&GYaeygvm;As..” qdkawmh .../ 

“tJ'g... um;yGJpm; em&DuG” wJh/ 

“[dkem&DuaumAs.... wpfpuúefYNyD; wpfpuúefY a&GYaeygvm;” 

“tJ'g... Nrefrmh&kyfNrifoHMum; owif;aMuNimwJhvl&Jh em&D..” wJh/

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“a[mAsm.../ [kdem&DMuD;Muawmh yifhultdrfawGawmif wufNyD; &yfaeyghvm;As/

b,folYem&Dwkef;” 

“tJ'g... omrnq&mawmfMuD; &Jh em&DuG” 

“pum;rpyf? A[kokwaygh oMum;rif;MuD;&,f..../ AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;oef;a&T&Jh

em&D ua&mAsm...” vkdYvnf;ar;a&m ... oMum;rif;MuD;u... 

“[m .... olYem&DMuD;u vnfvGef;vdkY.. yefumvkyfxm;&w,f” ....wJhAsm; / /

( rkd;rc rS ul;,lNyD; teJi,f NyifqifazmfNyxm;Ncif;yg ) 

( wifjyol- exotic ) 

'gawmYrjzpfbl;

tdkqmrmbifvm'if wpfa,muf tar&duef&JU&efu ajy;&if;eJU jrefrmEdkifiH

wGif EdkifiHa&;cdkvIHcGifh,l&ef qHk;jzwfvdkufygw,fwJh/ tar&duef&JU &efol

jzpfwmcsif; wlaewJhtwGuf jrefrmjynfujzifh olYtwGufawmh vHkNcHKrI

ay;Edkifr,f xifraygh/

tJ'geJU tdkqmrmeJU bbBuD; aqG;aEG;Muawmh? tqifawmfawmfajyygw,fwJh/

bbBuD;uvnf; jrefrmjynfrSmvmae&if tar&duefu vufzsm;eJUawmif

rxdap&bl;? tmrcHw,f bmnmaygh/ 'gayr,fh aemufqHk;wpfcsufrSm

tdkqmrmu b,fvdkrS vufrcHEdkifvdkY aqG;aEG;yGJ ysufoGm;&ygowJh/

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tJ'guawmh tdkqmrmu BuHUzGHUtoif;xJ 0if&rSmqdkwmygyJ/

( wifjyol- armifbwf )

bmom ysufrSmpdk;

bbBuD;wpfa,muf tar&duef&JU&efu ajy;&if;eJU tmz*efepöwefwGif

EkdifiHa&;ckdvIHcGifh,l&ef qkHk;jzwfvkdufygw,fwJh/ tar&duefeJU &efoljzpfwmcsif;

wlaeojzifh tmz*efepöwefujzifh olUtwGuf vHkNcHKrIay;Edkifr,fxifraygh/

'geJU bbBuD;eJU tkdqmrmaqG;aEG;Muawmh tqifawmfawmfajyygw,fwJh/

tkdqmrmuvnf; tmz*efepöwefrSmvmae&if tar&duefu vufzsm;eJUawmif

rxdap&bl;? tmrcHw,f bmnmaygh/ bbBuD;uvnf; olUrSm ygvmr,fh

a':vmoef;aygif;rsm;pGmudk tkdqmrmudk pdwfBudKuf cGJay;yghr,faygh/

'gayr,fh aemufqHk;wpfcsufrSm tdkqmrmu b,fvdkrS vufrcHEdkifvdkY

aqG;aEG;yGJ ysufoGm;&ygowJh/

tJ'guawmh OD;jrifharmifudk omoema&;0efBuD;cefUay;&r,f qdkwmygyJ/ 

(  wifjyol- botchan )

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MuufqlqD

a&TjrefjynfrSm a&TOmPfawmfpl;a&mufjyD; MuufqlqDuae avmifpmqD

jzpfatmif vkyfaewm Mum;zl;MurSmaygh/

usaemfwdkYjrdKYrSm MuufqlqDuae pufoHk;qDtjzpfoHk;vdkY &jyD;qdkwJho&kyfjyyGJ

&Sif;vif;yGJvkyfw,f/ wdkif;rI;udk,fwdkifvmMunfhwmav/ jrefrmhtoHuvnf;

wDAGDvm&dkufw,f/ yGJvnf;pa&m MuufqlqDxnfh w&kyfeDvdkYac:wJh

aqGrsdK;aygufaz:EdkifiHu rD;pufxJxnfhjyD;awmh rD;xGef;jyrvdkYayghAsm/ pufxJ

qDxnfhjyD; pufEdI;wm rEdk;bl;jzpfaew,f/ wdkifrI;uvnf; aocsmudk

Munfhaewm qdkawmh ya&m*sufwm0efcH AdIvfrI;MuD;u pufEdI;aewJhvludk ....... 

“acG;rom; 'DZ,fxnfhvdkuf? 'DZ,fxnfhvdkufqdkjyD; wdwfwdwfav;tHMudwfjyD;

ajymwm” 

'DZ,fvnf;xnfhvdkufa&m rD;cdk;trJawG xGufvmjyD; pufvnfoGm;a&m

Asm....../ 

( wifjyol- Big Boy )

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[dkxJrSm

raeUu pvHk;rSma&mufaewJh nDrwpf0rf;uGJav;eJU zkef;ajymjzpfMuw,f/ olu

a&SUvxJrSm bef;ausmf ( jrefrmjynf ) jyefrSm/ ol[dkrSm&Sdaewkef; usaemf

uvnf;jyefrSmqdkawmh oluvmMudKr,fwJh/ usaemfuajymw,f... 

“at;[m.. avqdyfuae tdrfyJa&mufrvm;? [dkxJyJ wdkuf&dkufa&mufoGm;

rvm;rodbl;”...vdkUajymawmh? oluckvdktm;ay;ygw,f/ 

“[m...aumif;wmaygh... rMuD;&m? [dkxJrSmq&mawmfawGzl;&wmayghwJ” h.....uJ/

( wifjyol- Mya  )

jrifMunfYvdkufyg

tJ'D pvHk;unDrav;yJ/ [dk pdefr*FvmaqmifacG xGufpwkef;u vlawG

uvnf;t&rf;ajymMu/ 'Duvnf;MunfhcsifvSjyD/ 'Dudkvnf;ra&mufao;/

tJ'golu bef;ausmfuaejyefa&mufcgp? tacGudkoluMunfhvmcJhwmav/

olUudkzkef;qufjyD; tacGtaMumif;ar;wmaygh/ 'Dbufuvluom [yfxdk;

vdkufar;ae&wm? olurajymcsifovdk ajymcsifovdk? jyD;awmhajymao;wm...

usaemfjzifh qHk;atmifawmifrMunfhcJhygbl;... ? rsufESmawGjrif&wm usufoa&

r&SdvdkU..wJh/ usaemfuvnf;ar;rdjyefa&m/  “owdkUorD;ua&m vSvm;”  vdkU

qdkawmh...

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“olYtazMuD;udk *g0eftjzLMuD; 0wfay;xm;wJhyHkudkom rsufpdxJjrifMunfhvdkuf

aygh rMuD;&m”... wJh/

( wifjyol- Mya  )

NyD;cgprdkU

yk*vdu [kdw,fpDrHudef; wcktwGuf AdkvfrI;BuD;wOD; vma&mufrnfjzpfaom

aMumifh jymwmwdkU jym&mcwfaeMuonf/ reufapmapmxJu jym&mcwf

ae&aomaMumifh tawmfav;t&Sdef&aeMuonf/ owfrSwfxm;aom tcsdefem;

uyfvmonf/ ydkif&SifrS jymwmrefae*smudkar;vdkufonf/

]]a[h ppfaq;a&;awGrvmao;ygvm;uG}}

t&ifuqdk tpnf;ta0;rwdkifcif ppfaq;a&;qdkaom [kdvSef'DvSef a0guD

awmfuDESifhvlwcsdKU vma&mufwwfaomaMumifh ar;&jcif;jzpfonf/

jymwmrefae*smrSm ]]vmrSmygapmao;vdkUyg q&m}} [kjyefajymonf/

wcP . . .

a[ma&mufvmMuonf/ rqvm*spfuav; wpD;wnf; 0ifvmonf/

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um;ay:rS ukwfacsmif;acsmif;jzifh qif;vmonf/ &Ha&Gawmf av;a,muf

avmufjzifh ...

ydkif&SifrS ]] q&mwdkU &Smp&m&Sd jrefjref&SmMuyg AdkvfrI;BuD;awmfMum vmawmhrSm}}

[kqdkum wHcg;zGifhay;vdkufonf/

xdkolonf AdkvfcsLyfrI;BuD;xdkifckHwGif xdkifvdkufonf/ 'DawmhrS olESifhtwl

ygvmaom Adkvfav;u ydkif&Sifudk ajymavonf/

]] tJ'gAdkvfrI;BuD;cifAs }}

'DvdkeJU yGJNyD;vdkU tm;vkH;jyefoGm;MuawmY ydkif&Sifu jymwmrefae*smudk

ar;vdkufonf/

]] b,fvdkjzpfwmvnf;uGm t&ifuqdk wcrf;wem;vmwmr[kwfvm; }}

jymwmrefae*sm jyefajzvdkufonf/

]] pufwifbm NyD;cgprdkUyg q&m }} wJh/

rSwfcsuf/ / pufwifbm ta&;tcif;tNyD; ykef;vQdKuG,fvQdK; tcsdef/

( wifjyol- nelayne  )

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vdSsKY0SufcsufaygufMum;rI

qkdAD,uftifyg,mBuD; wnf&SdpOfumv? waeh oufBuD;&G,ftkd wpfa,muf

armfpukdjrdKh vrf;rv,fwGif avSsmufí atmfaeonf/ olatmfonfrSm ...

" wkdif;jynfukd tkyfcsKyfwJh aumifawGtm;vHk; acgif;(OD;aESmuf)r&Sdbl; "

rBumyg xHk;pHtwkdif; olYhukd au*sDAD axmufvSef;a&;rsm; zrf;oGm;\/

aemufqHk; w&m;&Hk;rS Bum;emppfaq;jyD; axmif'Pf 15 ESpfcsvkdufonf/

jypf'Pf tao;pdwfrSm ...

ol\ pum; " wkdif;jynfukd tkyfcsKyfwJhaumifawGtm;vHk; acgif;(OD;aESmuf)

r&Sdbl; " twGuf axmif'Pf 1 ESpf?

tJ ... wkdif;jynf\ xdyfwef;vdSsKY0SufcsufaygufBum;jcif;twGuf axmif'Pf

14 ESpf ... wJh/

( wifjyol- Zulu  )

udkZl;vl;&JU [moav;udk qufxm;wm &Sdao;vdkUyg... tJ'D vludk axmif 15

ESpfcsvdkufayr,fh aemuf 3 ESpfavmufaeawmh jyefvTwfay;vdkufygw,f...

bmvdkUvJqdkawmh " wkdif;jynfukdtkyfcsKyfwJh aumifawGtm;vHk; acgif;

(OD;aESmuf)r&Sdbl; " qdkwJhudpö[m tJ'DtcsdefrSm (aemuf 3ESpftMumrSm)

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EdkifiHawmf xdyfwef;vQdKU0Sufcsuf r[kwfawmhvdkUygwJh... ( jynfolawG tm;vHk;

vufcHvdkufNyDav )

( wifjyol- solidsnake  )

tcGifYta&;

aemufwpfcku &k&Swpfa,mufu jyefajymjyjcif;yg/

qkdAD,uf,leD,H tcsdefumv? waeh armfpukdjrdKh puf&Hkwckokdh tar&duef

EkdifiHom; wpfa,muf a&mufvmjyD;? &k&S tvkyform;wpfa,muf ESifh

pum;vufqHk us\/

tar&duef " rif;wkdY &k&SawGu igwkdY tar&duefawGvkd or®w raumif;&if

raumif;bl;vkdY zGifhajymvkdh&vm;/ or®w tdrfjzLawmfa&ShrSm atmfvkdY&vm; "

&k&S "r&bl;"/

tar&duef "rif;wkdh&k&SawG igwkdYvkd vlhtcGifhta&; tjynfht0&Sdvm;?

'Drdkua&pD&Sdvm;"

&k&S "r&Sdbl;"/

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tqHk; &k&Su jyefajym\/

&k&S " rif;wkdh tar&duefawG igwkdY &k&Sm;awGvdk puf&HkvmjyD;? tckvkd tvkyf

aumif;aumif; rvkyfvkdY &vm;"

tar&duef "[ vkyfvkdYr&bl;uG/"

&k&S "rif;wkdYtar&duefawG igwkdY &k&SawGvkd tvkyftcsdefrSm tjyifxGuf?

aq;vdyfaomuf? vzuf&nf aomufvkdY&vm;/"

tar&duef " [m 'Dvkdvnf; vkyfvkdYr&bl;uGm/"

&k&S "rif;wkdYtar&duefawG igwkdY&k&SawGvkd? tvkyfukd zdzdpD;pD; aumif;aumif;

rvkyfbJ vukef&if vkyftm;ctjynfht0&vm;/"

tar&duef "'grsdK;vnf; r&bl;uG/ igwkdY ukd,fvkyf&if vkyfoavmuf

bJ&wm/"

&k&S "awGYvm; rif;wkdY tar&duefawGvkyfvkdYr&wm igwkdY tukef&w,f/"

( wifjyol- Zulu  )

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EdkifiHawmfqdkwm

AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;oef;a&Tu wyfrawmfaeYwdkif; rdefYcGef;ajymMum;jrJjzpfav\/ 

“&JabmfwdkY igwdkY[m EdkifiHawmf wdk;wufMuD;yGm;zdkY udk,fpGrf;&dSorSs OmPfpGrf;

&dSorSs aqmif&GufMu&rSmyJ jzpfw,f/” 

ESpfaygif;rsm;pGm Mumvm\/

xdktawmtwGif; AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;\wynfYom;ajr;rsm;rSm q,foufpm;rukef

atmif? csrf;omoGm;Muav\/ wdkif;jynfum; qif;&JrGJawvsufyif/

aemufqHk;wGif jynfolwdkYrSm atmufygtwdkif; jiD;jiLvdkYom ae&ygawmYonf/ 

“ atmf ... EdkifiHawmfqdkwm olwdkYudk,fudkolwdkY ajymwmudk; ...” 

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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rJay;jcif;

qE´cH,lyGJ usif;ya&;twGuf wm0ef&Sd yk*d¾Kvfrsm;udk owif;axmufrsm;rS

ar;jref;aeMuonf/

axmuf/ / tckusif;yr,fh qE´´cH,lyGJrSm rJvdrfr,fvdkY owif;awG us,fus,f

jyefYjyefY ay: xGufaeygw,f ... tJ'geJ hywfoufjyD; &Sif;jyay;ygvm; cifAsm

...

wm0efcH/ / r[kwf&ygbl;cifAsm ... rJvdrfzdkYtpDtpOf vHk;0r&Sdygbl;/ csrSwf

xm;wJh Oya'rsm;eJYtnD usif;yay;oGm;rSmyg/

axmuf/ / aMomf [kwfuJh ... b,fvdkrsm; rJay;&rSmvJ cifAsm ....

wm0efcH/ / yxrOD;pGm rJ&HkrSm rJay;zdk hpm&if;ay;jyD; rJpm&Gufudk &,l&ygr,f/

axmufcHr,fqdk&ifawmh owfrSwfxm;wJh tuGufrSm trSefuav; jcpfvdkuf

&HkygyJ/ odyfvG,fygw,f/

axmuf/ / uefYuGufrJeJYywfowfjyD;awmh &Sif;jyay;ygOD;/

wm0efcH/ / tJ'geJYywfoufjyD;awmh usaemfhrSm ajymydkifcGifhr&Sdygbl;/ odcsif&if

txufudk tpD&ifcHay;yghr,f ....

axmuf/ / [kwfuJh ... y,frJudka&m b,fvdk owfrSwfygovJ ...

wm0efcH/ / Muufajccwfjcpfxm;wJh rJawGudk y,frJ tjzpfowfrSwfygw,f

cifAs ....

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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aA'ifa[mjcif;

aA'ifq&m OD;a&Tonf emrnfausmfwpfOD; jzpfonf/ wynhfav;rsm;pGm\

0dkif;0ef;ynm,lrIudk cH&oljzpfonf/

wae h- vlwOD; 0ifvmonf/

q&m / / uJ emrnfav; ajymygOD; ...

ar;ol/ / ]] ----}}

q&m/ / aMomf ... we*FaEGom;yJ ... cifAsm; MuD;yGm;udef;jrifw,f/

we*FaEGeH eJ hpwJh EdkifiHMuD; wpfEdkifiH&J hoH&Hk;a&S hrSm pm&Gufw&Gufudk udkifjyD;

vrf;avSsmuf&if aiG tpkvdkuf tjyHKvdkuf0ifjyD; emrnfausmfr,f/ tMuD;tuJ

awG&JY Munfh&I apmifrrIudk &vdrfhr,f ....

xkdol xGufoGm;jyD; aemufwpfOD; 0ifvmjyefonf/

q&m/ / uJ emrnfav; ajymygOD; ...

ar;ol/ / ]] -----}}

q&m/ / aMomf ... we*FaEGom;yJ ... cifAsm; owdxm;&r,f/

we*FaEGeH eJ hpwJh EdkifiHMuD; wpfEdkifiH&J hoH&Hk;a&S hrSm pm&Gufw&Gufudk udkifjyD;

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vrf;avSsmuf&if tMuD;tus,f 'ku©awGYvdrfYr,f/ tzrf;tqD;jrifw,f/

axmifwef; usudef;&Sdw,f/ tMuD;tuJawG trsuf&Svdrfh r,f ....

xdkol xGufoGm;jyD;aemuf ....

wynfhrsm;u 0dkif;jyD; ar;Muavonf/

wynfhrsm;/ /q&m emrnfav;yJ ar;jyD; b,fvdk a[mvdkufwmvJ ...

we*FaEGom;csif; twlwl a[mcsufu vHk;0 qefYusifaew,faemf ...

j*dKvfpD; j*dKvfeif;aMumifhrsm;vm;/

q&m/ / tif; - rif;wdkYeJYrvJ cufygw,f/ aA'ifa[mw,fqdkwm

jyifyA[kokwav;vJ &Sd&w,fuG ... yxrvl emrnfu udkat;vGif wJ h/

'kwd,vlu OD;tkef;oef; wJhuGm .... ig bmrS rwGufbl; .. emrnfMunhfjyD;

a[mvdkufwmyJ .....

( wifjyol- Clinton  )

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20 &mpkbbrSL;MuD;&JUtqdk/

igwdkUt&ifuqdk wdkufyJGtvDvDrSm tEdkif&wm &rfbdkvdk pdwfrsdK;eJU taocH

wdkufcJhwmuG...

om;awmfwdkUvnf; wdkufyGJwpfyJGudk &rfbdkvdkpdwfrsdK;arG;jyD; wdkuf&if EkdifudkEdkif

&r,fuG..../

21 &mpkbbrSL;MuD;&JUtqdk/

om;awmfwdkU.... &rfbdkvdk pdwfrsdK;arG;&if... tbwdkUwyfu vHk;0vufrcHbl;

aemf...[Gef;/

awoGm;r,f..../ bmrSwfaevJ/ %$^#^*!@@@*(*^^$

( wifjyol- GeneralBoz  )

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“[,f ... 'gawmY ...” 

waeYoü “bdk;awmf rif;rw&m;MuD;”onf rdrd\ aejynfawmfopfMuD; rnfrSs

pnfum;om,maeoenf; qdkonfudk odvdkaomaMumifY trwfMuD; OD;ay:&l;

tm; ac:í ar;jref;awmfrl\/

bdk;awmf/ / “[JY? ay:&l;? igudk,fawmfjrwf aejynfawmfopfMuD;&JY vuf&dS

tajctaeudk odvdkawmfrlw,f/ armifrif; odoavmuf avSsmufwifprf;/” 

OD;ay:&l;/ /  “rSefvSyg? bkef;awmfaMumifY t&SifYaejynfawmfMuD;[m

ewfjynfeJYrSm;avmufatmif pnfum; om,m0ajym aejyDjzpfaMumif;yg/” 

bdk;awmf/ /  “tdrf;? igudk,fawmf tm;&awmfrlvSouG,f? tus,fo0ifY

&Sif;vif; avSsmufwifOD;avmY trwfMuD;/” 

OD;ay:&l;/ /  “rSefvSyg? &Hk;awmfrsm; tm;vHk;udk &efukefrS a&TYvmjyD;aMumif;

yg/ &efukefyd#uwfwdkufMuD;rS pmtkyftm;vHk;udk o,f,ljyD; aejynfawmf

yd#uwfwdkufopfMuD;tjzpf wnfaxmifjyD;aMumif;yg/ &efukefwd&pämef&HkrS

wd&pämefrsm;udkvnf; aejynfawmfwd&pämefO,smOfodkY ajymif;a&TYxm;&m tawmf

pHkpHkvifvif &dSaeygjyD ... zsmY/” 

bdk;awmf/ / “rD;rsm;aum rSef&JYvm;uGJY/”

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OD;ay:&l;/ /  “rSefvSyg? &efukefjrdKY&JY vSsyfppfrD;cGJwrf;rsm;udk avSsmYjyD;

aejynfawmfudk vSsyfppfrD; xdefxdefnD;ap&ef pDpOfxm;aMumif;yg” 

bdk;awmf/ / “udk;uG,fzdkY twGufaum ...” 

OD;ay:&l;/ / “rSefvSyg? &efukefu a&Twd*Hkbk&m;MuD;udkvnf; 'Dudk a&TYvmzdkY

MuH&G,f xm;ygw,f... zsmY” 

bdk;awmf/ / “aumif;ouG,f? aemufjyD; igYvlawGzdkY aysmfp&m yg;p&mawG

pDpOfay;zdkYvnf; rusefapeJYOD;uGJY/” 

OD;ay:&l;/ / “rSefvSyg? &efukefrSm&dSwJY tEdSyfcef;rsm;udkvnf; Zdrfr,frsm;yg

rusefcJYavatmif ajymif;vmcJYcdkif;jyD;ygjyD ...zsmY/” 

bdk;awmf/ / “[,f ... 'gawmY topfav;awG &Smcdkif;vuG,f ...” 

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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bbMuD;aus;Zl;

cv& ( ) \ wyfom;opf oifwef;qif;yGJwGifjzpfonf/ tcrf;tem;

tpDtpOfwGif qk&&Sdaom oifwef;om;rsm;rS BuGa&mufvmaom {nfhonf

awmfrsm;ukd aus;Zlwifpum; jyefvnfajymBum;&ef tpDtpOfvnf; xnfhoGif;

xm;\/ oifwef;rqif;rDuwnf;u oifwef;rI;u qk&&Sdaom &Jabmfrsm;ukd

4if;wkdY aus;Zl;wifpum; ajymBum;&mwGif tbBuD; (AkdvfcsKyfrI;BuD;) \

*kPfaus;Zl;aBumifh 4if;wkdY ,ckuJhodkY xl;csGefxufjrufolrsm; jzpfvm&aBumif;

rjzpfrae xnfhoGif;ajymBum;&ef trdefYcsxm;\/

oifwef;qif;aomaeY/

yxr ... taumif;qHk;pHjyqk&&Sdaom oifwef;om; atmifjrifhu 

“usaemf ,ckvkd pHjyqk&&Sdjcif;[m tbBuD;&Jh *kPfaus;Zl;aBumifhjzpfygw,f/

usaemf bmbJvkyfvkyf tbBuD;ukd tjrJESvHk;oGif;jyD; vkyfwJhtwGuf tckvkd

pHjyqk &&Sdjcif;jzpfygw,f/” 

vufckyfoHrsm; wajzmif;ajzmif; ...

aemufwpfa,muf? pmayxl;csGefqk&oifwef;om; oef;Ekdif 

“usaemf tckvkd pmayxl;csGefqk &&Sdjcif;[m tbBuD;&Jh *kPfaus;Zl;aBumifh

jzpfygw,f/ usaemf pmay oifcef;pmawG avhvmrSwfom; oif,lwJhae&mrSm

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tbBuD;ukd tjrJESvHk;oGif;wJhtwGuf tckvkd pmayxl;cGsefqk&&Sdjcif; jzpfyg

w,f/” 

vufckyfoHrsm; a&SYutwkdif; ...

aemufqHk;wpfa,muf? vufajzmifhtaumif;qHk;qk& oifwef;om; armifwl; 

“usaemf tckvkd vufajzmifhtaumif;qHk;qk &&Sdjcif;[m tbBuD;&JY*kPfaus;Zl;

aBumifhjzpfygw,f/ tJh'DaeYu usaemfypfrJhypfrSwfpuf0kdif;&JY tvnfwnfhwnfh

rSm tbBuD;&JYyHk ay:vmvkdYygbJ/” 

vufckyfoHrsm; apmapmuxuf ykdjyD; qlnHoGm;onf/

rBumrD armifwl; wyf&if;rS aysmufoGm;avonf/

( wifjyol- Zulu  )

ynma&;pepfopf

bef;ausmfa&TEdkifiHBuD;wGif wuúúodkvfBuD; 1001 ckwnfNyD;? ynma&;udk pvkH;?

,yufvuf wdkYudkomru qvdrf (qdkrmvD,m) &aumuf (&0rf'g)

wdkYudktrSDvkdufEdkif BudK;pm;aecsdef ..

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*sKyfBuD;/ / tdrf; .. igYEdkifiHawmfw0Srf;u wuúúodkvfBuD; 1001 ckrSm

rsdK;qufopf rD;cJjymzkH;av;awG ay:xGuf&JUvm; ynm0efBuD;/

ynm0efBuD;/ / “*sKyfBuD;wdkYzkef; rdk;odkYcsKef; ayG;ykef;aygifrSm raeom” qdkovdk

rD;cJjymzkef;av;awG tajrmuftrsm; awGY&Sdxm;aMumif;yg ..

*sKyfBuD;/ / at; ... at; ... awGY&if a&avmif;xm;vdkuf? rawmf

xawmufaeOD;r,f/

(þwGif rD;cJa&avmif; ynma&;pepfBuD; ay: xGef;vmownf;/ )

( wifjyol- cohtet  )

Edk;wJYol owdxm; 

Vote  No  ,  Vote  No  eJY jynfolawG&JYtoHawG xGufvmawmY &0wawG?

MuHYzGYHawGuvnf;  No  wJYolawGudk rJ&HkawGrSm uifr&mawGwyfxm;jyD;

rSwfxm;r,f/ od&ifrvG,fbl; qdkwJYavoHawGeJY &yfuGufxJrSm vdkufjyD;

jcdrf;ajcmufovdkvdk pnf;&Hk;aeovdkvdk vkyfMuowJY/

'DawmY eD;&m"m;aMumufaeMuwJY vlawGuvnf; olwdkYa&SYrSm  “  Edk;  ” qdkwYJpum; wdk;wdk;awmif r[ rdzdkY owdxm;aeMu&w,fqdkyJ/

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wnrSm ...

&yfuGufuav; tdyfarmusp ...

oef;acgifausmfvdkY vlajcwdwfaewJYtcsdef ...

us,fus,favmifavmif atmfvdkufwJYtoHaMumifY vlawG tdyfaysmf&mu

vefYEdk;vmMu&owJY/ 

“a[Y ... 'D&yfuGufxJrSm Edk;wJYolawG &dSovm;uG” 

bk&m; ... bk&m;? MuHYzGHYawG noef;acgifMuD;awmif pnf;&Hk;a&;rsm;

qif;aeMuovm;aygY/ vlawGvnf; wHcg;aygufu tomacsmif;MunfY,if;

&ef&SmrSmpdk;vdkY toHawmifrxGuf0HYMubl;/ nMuD;rif;MuD; rl;jyD;&rf;aewJY

udk,fawmfu vrf;ay: rSm&yfjyD; tJovdkyJ xyfxyfatmfaeowJY/

twefMumvdkY olYudk wkHYjyefwJYtoH bmrSrMum;rS ... 

“at; ...tm;vHk;tdyfae&ifjyD;a&m? quftdyfMu? Edk;aewJYol&dS&if

igeJYawGYr,f ” vdkUMudrf;0g;jyD; xGufoGm;ygowJY/

atmf ... trl;orm;udkawmif aMumufaeMu&wJY b0ygvm;aemf/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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acG;rSr[kwfwm 

“rD'D,mudk rD'D,meJYwdkufr,f”  qdkwJY AdkvfcsKyfausmfqef;&JY r[mAsL[meJY

etzu rD'D,mwdkufyGJMuD; qifETJvmwm tawmft&dSef&aeygjyD/

tJ ... tckvnf; twdkuftcHawGu  Vote  No  Campaigm  awG

vkyfvmMuawmY etzuvnf;  “urfydef;udkurfydef;eJYwdkufr,f”  qdkwm

xyfvkyfvmjyefa&mAs/ olwdkY&JY  Vote  Yes  Campaign  rSm yg0ifvIyf&Sm;

MuolawGuawmY xHk;pHtwdkif; &0wawG? MuHYzGYHawG? pGrf;tm;&SifawGyJaygY/

&yfuGufwckrSm MuHYzGHYwa,mufu  “Edk;”  orm;awGudk tm;usrcH jydKifjyD;? 

“&ufpf” “&ufpf” eJY vdkufajymvdkufwm? MumawmY pum;ryDEdkifawmYyJ “,uf” 

“,uf”  qdkjyD; jzpfoGm;owJY/ tJ'DrSm cyf&Gwf&Gwf olYbMuD;wa,mufeJY

awGYawmYwmyJ/

olu olYbMuD;udk “bMuD;vnf; ,uf&r,faemf” vdkYoGm;ajymrdwm ...

[dku bmjyefajymovJqdkawmY ... 

“[..aumif.. ,uf&atmif igu acG;rSr[kwfwm” ...wJY/

rSwfom;&ef / / acG;rsm;om (vSsmjzifY) vsufygonf/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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trdtrnf? tztrnf

qm*sifarmif\om;Nzpfol *sLeD,marmiftm; r'rfarmif ausmif;oGm;tyfonf?

avQmufvTmwGifa&;xm;aom tztrnf .......... ESifU trdtrnf ...... udk

NunfUNyD; q&mru r'rfarmifukd  “&l;aeovm;”  [kar;onf/ r'rfarmifu 

“q&mr owif;pmrzwfbl;vm;”  [kNyefar;vkdufonf/ cspfpGmaom pmzwf

y&dwfowfMuD;a&m owif;pmzwfbl;ygu r'rfarmifNznfUvdkufaom

*sLeD,marmif\ tztrnfESifUtrdtrnfudk odMurnfNzpfygonf?? tu,fí

rodao;yguþya[Vd\tajzudk pmrsufESm ( 56 ) wGif &SmMunfYMuyg/

arwåmcH,lvQuf

&wemarmif

bbMuD;&JU Mo0g' (jzpf&yfrSef)

&efukefjrdKUawmfrS aeylawmfodkU 0efMuD;XmeawGpjyD;ajymif;wJhtcsdefayghAsm...

taqmuftOD;topfawGrSm ae&mxdkifcif;pDpOf...a&TUvmwJhypönf;awG ae&mcs

vkyfaewkef;..

bbMuD;MuGvmw,fqdkawmh.... t&m&Sdtbdk;MuD;awGu vuftkyfrcsDcsifyJ...

csDjyD;...

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bbMuD;&JUMo0g'udk cH,lcsifa,mifaqmifaepOfrSm....

bbMuD;&JU yg;pyfawmfrS 'Dvdkpum;ajymoGm;ygw,f....

rif;wdkUawG avmavmq,fysif;ae&if opfyifawGeJU pum;ajymaetHk;ayghuGm

.... wJh...

bbMuD;jyefMuGoGm;wJhtcsdefrSm.... t&m&Sdtbdk;MuD;awGu wpfa,mufrsufESm

wpfa,mufMunfhjyD;.... yg;pyfta[mif;om;eJU usef&pfcJhygw,f... t&m&Sd

tbdk;MuD;awG tm;vHk;u pdwfxJrSm....

aMomf... wdkif;jynftkyfcsKyf rif;vkyf aewm... 'DvdkvlMuD;ygvm;.... wJh..../ /

( wifjyol- GeneralBoz  )

udk&wemarmif&JY ya[Vdtajz

tztrnf - wyfrawmf

trdtrnf – wyfrawmf

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bufrSm;vdkY

wdkif;jynftjuD;tuJwOD;onf rdrd\emrnfeSifh*kPfudk jrSifwifcsifonfh

twGuf udk,fhyHkudk wHqdyfacgif;tjzifh xkwfa0cJhonf/ xkwfa0jyD; wv

tjumwGif a&mif;tm;aumif;raumif; pmwdkufjuD;odkY udk,fwdkifoGm;a&muf

pHkprf;cJhonf/

tjuD;tuJ..... “ighyHkeJY wHqdyfacgif; a&mif;tm;aumif;vm;a[h” 

pmwdkufrSk;...... “aumif;ygw,f......'gayr,fh wHqdyfacgif;u? aumf odyfruyf

bl;vdkY ajymjuw,f/” 

tjuD;tuJ...... “rjzpfedkifwm” 

udk,fwdkif wHqdyfacgif;wckudk ,ljyD;? aemufausmudk wHaxG; axG;um

pmtdwfay:wGif uyfjunfhvdkufonf/

tjuD;tuJ........ “uyfwmrS jrJaewmyJ” 

pmwdkufrSk;....... “olwdkYu wHaxG;udk wHqdyfacgif;a&SYbufrSm axG;juvdkhyg/” 

( wifjyol- xinyaw13  )

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usK;ypfawGtwGufolaX;jzpfenf;

( uRefawmfMum;cJh&wJh tGefvdkif;u&w,fqdkwJh[moav;yg )

rSL;BuD;u oleJYausmif;aezufoli,fcsif;a[mif;oHk;a,mufudkawGUawmY ...

rSL;NuD;/ /]rif;wdkoHk;a,mufMunfU&wm odyftqifajyMuyHkray:bl;... ajym

...igbmulnD&rvJ}}

yxrwpfa,muf/ / ]ighudk um;wpfpD;avmufay;ygvm;uGm}

rSL;BuD;/ /]at;uGm rif;BudKufwJhum;wpfpD; ,loGm;vdkufuGm}

'kwd,wpfa,muf/ / ]iguawmh tdrfwpfvHk;avmuf vdkcsifw,fuGm}

rSL;BuD;/ / ]aumif;NyD ig pDpOfay;vdkufr,f}

wwd,wpfa,muf/ / ]iguawmh odyfrvdkygbl;/ rif;"gwfyHkBuD;BuD;udk

abmifeJY vdkcsifw,fuGm}

rSL;BuD;/ / ][ ... tqef;ygvm;/ aumif;NyDuGm ighyHkwpfckay;vdkufr,f}

tJ'Dvdk tultnDawGay;vdkufNyD; aemufajcmufvtMumrSm olUoli,fcsif;

oHk;a,mufeJYjyefqHkawmh?

um;awmif;wJholi,fcsif;u um;a&mif;vdkufwJh ydkufqHukefoGm;vdkU

t&iftwdkif;yJ jyefjzpfaew,f/

tdrfawmif;wJhvlvnf; t&iftwdkif;yJ tqifrajyjyefbl;/

xl;xl;jcm;jcm; "gwfyHkabmifeJUawmif;wJh oli,fcsif;u 0wfaumif;pm;aumif;

eJY um;awGzkef;awGeJY jzpfaewmawGY&w,f/ rSL;BuD;vnf; tHhMovdkU ar;Munfh

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awmh? olu ]rif;rodcsifygeJUuGm igtqifajy&if rif;0rf;omayghuGm} vdkYyJ

ajymoGm;w,f/

rSL;BuD;odyfpdwf0ifpm;oGm;w,f/ aemufaeYusawmh olYwynfhwpfa,mufudk

oGm;pHkprf;cdkif;w,f/ olUwynfhjyefvmawmh ]olUtdrfoGm;Munfhwm awmfawmf

csrf;omwmudkawGU&w,f/ bmtvkyfvkyfvJ qdkwmrod&bl;/ tdrftaemuf

xJudk vlawG0if0ifoGm;wmyJ awGUcJhw,f} vdkYjyeftpD&ifcHw,f.../

rSL;BuD;u “rif;vnf;tdrftaemufxJvdkuf0ifNyD;pHk;prf;acs” vdkYcdkif;vdkufw,f/

tJ'Dawmh olYwynfhu tdrftaemufxJxd tjcm;olawGeJYvdkuf0ifoGm;awmh

vlawGtrsm;BuD;? wef;pDapmifhaewJhvlawGtrsm;BuD;yJ/

olUtvSnfha&mufawmh tcef;xJ0ifMunhfawmhrS........

tcef;Murf;jyifrSm rSL;NuD;&JY}"gwfyHkudkcsxm;w,f/ eH&HrSma&;xm;wmu...

1/ xdyfwHawG;eJUwkdUcsif&iff 5000

2/ zaemifheJUaygufcsif&if 10000

3/ ½SL;½SL;aygufcsif&if 30000

vdkYa&;xm;wmudk awGYvdkuf&ygw,f ...wJY/

( wifjyol- tu,f'rD )

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'DaeY olr&l;yg/

wcgu tjuD;tuJonf pdwÅZaq;&Hkodkh oGm;a&muf junfh&IcJhonf/

aq;&Hk&Sdvlemrsm;u tjuD;tuJudk awGYonfeSifh..  “tjuD;tuJ usef;rmygap

...aeaumif;ygap....oufawmf&Snfygap...”  [k aumif;csD;ay;um judkqdkju

onf/ odkYaomf vlemwOD;rSm bmrSrajymbJ tjuD;tuJtm; rsufeSmvJTjyD;

aeonf/ tjuD;tuJu jrifaomf  “  'Dvlemu igYudkjrifwmawmif rjudkqdk

ygvm;” [k aq;&Hktkyftm; ar;vdkufonf/

aq;&Hktkyf jyefajzvdkufonfrSm  “  vlem&Jhpdwf 'DaeY tajctaeaumif;

aew,f ” [lownf;/

( wifjyol- xinyaw13  )

tm;vHk;aysmfMu&atmif

wpfcgu edkifiHawmftjuD;tuJ acgif;aqmifoHk;OD;[m &[wf,mOfpD;jyD; edkifiH

tajctaeudk avYvmzdkY vSnfhvnfcJhw,f/

yxr tjuD;tuJ  “ wu,fvdkY tckcsdefrSm igom aiGwpfaxmifwefwpf&Guf

ypfcsvdkuf&if aumuf&wJhvlu t&rf;aysmfrSmyJ”

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'kwd, tjuD;tuJ  “  wu,fvdkY igom 500wefeSpf&Guf ypfcsvdkuf&if

vleSpfa,mufaysmf&r,f” 

wwd, tjuD;tuJ  “wu,fvdkh igom 10wefq,f&Guf ypfcsvdkuf&if

vlq,fa,muf aysmf&r,f” 

olwdkYtcsif;csif; ajymaewJh pum;udkjum;awmh av,mOfrI;u tckvdk

ajymvdkufowJh... 

“tjuD;tuJwdkh oHk;OD;vHk;om ckefcsvdkuf&if edkifiHrSm&SdwJh vlawGtm;vHk;

aysmfjurSmyJ” [lownf;/

( wifjyol- xinyaw13  )

uav;wdkYodwJY ol&Jaumif;

wpfcgu oGm;avol bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;u rlvwef;ausmif;av;wpfausmif;ukd

rmvfwDrD'D,m uvkdpfU&Grf;qdkvm; zGifUyGJ&SdvdkUoGm;owJU/ zGifUyGJtNyD;rSm

ausmif;tkyfMuD;eJUtwl bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;u ausmif;om;awGudk&if;&if;ESD;ESD;eJU

EIwfqufygowJU/

ausmif;ol?ausmif;om;awGuvnf; vuftkyfav;awGcsDNyD; bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;

qdkNyD;EIwfqufNueJUaygU/

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tJ ... bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;u b,fvdkpdwful;aygufoGm;w,frod? Nrefrm&mZ0if

xJu xif&Sm;ausmfMum;wJU ol&Jaumif;MuD;wpfa,mufavmuf aNymNyygOD;

vkdUar;owJU/

ausmif;om;? ausmif;olawGqDu bmoHrSrxGufvmawmU ausmif;tkyfMuD;

rsufESm[m qD;&GufavmufyJ&SdawmUowJU/

bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;/ /  “om;wdkUorD;wdkU arUaeMuw,fxifw,f/ bb

tpazmfay;r,f/ tJ'Dol&Jaumif;MuD;u "m;a&;vSHa&; uRrf;usifw,fav/

olemrnfu usef eJUpw,fav ...” 

qkdawmU ...

ausmif;om;av;wpfa,mufu olodw,fqkdwJY t"dyÜm,feJU vufaxmifNy

awmUrS ausmif;tkyfMuD;vJ &ifxJutvkH;MuD; usoGm;ygowJU/ 'gayrJU

bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;u  “om;od&if aNzprf;ygOD;uG”  vdkUaNymvdkufvdkU wynfU

Nzpfol&JUtaNzpum;udkMum;NyD; ausmif;tkyfMuD;a&m bbAdkvfcsKyfMuD;ygrsufESm

rnf;ueJ NzpfoGm;ygowJU/

armifnDrav;wdkUa&

ausmif;om;av;aNzvdkufwJU Nrefrm&mZ0ifxJu xif&Sm;ausmfMum;wJU

ol&Jaumif;MuD;wpfa,mufuawmU usefausmif; ygwJUuG,f/

armifnDrav; wdkUvJ tJ'DNrefrmol&Jaumif;MuD;udk rarUMueJUaemf/ /

( wifjyol- yadanarmg  )

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pum;aNymaom AdkvfcsKyf

wpfcgaom tcgu AkdvfcsKyfMuD;cifnGefY acwfaumif;pOftcguayghAsm/

w&uf AkdvfcsKyfMuD;u wyfrawmfaeYtwGuf Nyifqifxm;wJh awmfvSefa&;

yef;NcHukd vSnfhywfMunfh&SK ppfaq;aew,fwJh/ olwpfa,mufxJ pdwfvGwf

ukd,fvGwf Munfhae&if;rS AdkvfcsKyfatmifqef; &kyfxka&SYa&mufvmygowJh/

&kwfw&uf ...

" a[haumif .. cifnGefY "

qkdwJhtoHxGufvmw,f/ &kwfw&uf olvnf; a'goxGufNyD; b,fol

ac:vnf;qkdNyD; [kda0hMunfh .. 'Da0hMunfheJaygh/ aemufrS olYukd ac:aewm

AdkvfcsKyfatmifqef; &kyfxkMuD;u Nzpfaeygyaum/ olvnf; &kyfxkMuD;ukd

aMumifawmifawmifeJY ai;Munfhaewkef; ... 

" a[haumif cifnGefY .. igtckvkd rwfwwf&yfaewm Mumawmh anmif;vmNyD/

rif;wkdYighukd av;pm;ao;w,fqkd&if ightwGuf Nrif;wpfaumif &Smay;yg "

vdkY ajymowJh/

tJh'geJYaemufawmh AkdvfcifnGefYvnf; AdkvfcsKyfausmuf&kyfu pum;aNymw,f

qdkwmudk csufcsif;yJ wyfcsKyfMuD; ukdoGm;owif;ay;wmaygh/ wyfcsKyfMuD;u

r,kH&Smbl;wJh/ ausmuf&kyfu pum;aNymwm rNzpfEkdifbl; .. bmbl;aygh/

tJh'geJY AdkvfcifnGefYuvnf; olYq&mukd . .q&mr,kH&if yef;NcHxJvkdufMunfhyg

.. ausmuf&kyfu pum;aNymaewmukd awGYvdrfhr,faygh/ aemufqkH;awmh

wyfcsKyfMuD;vnf; [kwfvkd[kwfnm; .. AdkvfcifnGefYac:&mukd vkdufoGm;w,f/

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tJ .. wyfcsKyfMuD;vnf; AkdvfcsKyf&kyfxka&SYvnf; a&mufaum ..

ausmuf&kyfMuD;u t&iftwkdif;yJ/ pum;vnf; raNymbl;wJh/ tJh'geJY

wyfcsKyfMuD;vnf; pdwfawGt&rf;qkd;NyD; AkdvfcifnGefYukd csufcsif; &mxl;u

tem;ay;vkdufw,f / ( r,kHr&SdeJY / AdkvfcifnGefY NyKwfwm tJh'gaMumifh .. )

aemufaeYMuawmh &mxl;u avmavmvwfvwf NyKwfxm;wJh AdkvfcifnGefY

wpfa,muf a'geJYarmeJY AdkvfcsKyfatmifqef;aMu;&kyfqDukd a&mufvmyg

a&mwJh/ a&mufa&mufcsif;yJ ... 

"  AkdvfcsKyfu uRefawmfhukd nmw,fAsm/ pum;aNymwwf&Jhom;eJY bmvkdY

raeYu pum;raNymNywmvJ "

wJh/ tJh'DrSm AdkvfcsKyfNyefaNymvkdufwmu ... 

" cifnGefY .. igu rif;ukd Nrif;wpfaumifyJ &Smckdif;vkdufwm/ rif;u EGm;MuD;

ac:vmwmukd;uG "

vkdY qdkygowJh/

( wifjyol- exotic  )

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'DvdkjrifrS trSefqHk;

'DaeU bwfum;ay:uae NrifcJU&wmav;yg/

tck avmavmq,f0wfMubdkU pufrI(1)uxkwfwJU wD&SyfawG aq;wHqdyf

&dkufaewmyg/ aq;a&mif&dkufxm;wmu trSefNcpf yHkMuD;yg/

'D trSefNcpf yHkMuD;u ? wD&Syfta&SUbufrSmvJ trSefNcpfMuD; ? wD&Syf

taemufbufrSmvJ ? trSefNcpfMuD; As ? tMuD;MuD;bJ/

'D wD&SyfawGudk aq;&dkuf ? a&avSsmfNyD; ? tNyifrSm wef;pD xkwfvSrf;xm;wm

wD&Syfu a&pdkaeNyD;? a&SUydkif;eJUaemufydkif; uyfaewm? trSefNcpfMuD; (2) cku

uefUvefUNzwfMuD; ? trSm;NcpfMuD;yHk Nzpfaeygvm;As/

awGUwJUvlwdkif;u ? tJ'gudk ? vufndK; xdk;xdk;NyD; ? &DaevdkufMuwmAsm/

trSefNcpfudk ? raocsmrSmpdk;vdkU ? b,fwcg? nmwcg ? ESpfcgrSefvdkufygrS/

trSefqHk; NzpfoGm;awmUwmudk;As/ [D; ? [D; /

( wifjyol- azawgyi )

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ol&Jaumif;av;a,muf

wcgwkef;u usaemfhtazu olYwynfh 1 a,mufNzpfwJh ordkif;ar*smeJY

ausmif;NyD;xm;oludk ]]rif; .. ordkif;ar*smeJY ausmif;NyD;xm;wmqdkawmh ....

yk*Hacwf ol&Jaumif; 4 OD;u b,folawGqdkwmaNymprf;uGm ... }} qdkNyD;

ar;awmh .... wynfhvkyfwJholu ]][m ... q&muvnf; vG,fvG,fav; ...}}

qdkNyD; ...

usefppfom; ...&,f

iaxG&l; ...&,f .

ivHk;vz,f ... &,f ...

teJi,fpOf;pm;NyD; .... aemufqHk; 1 a,mufudkaNymcsvdkufwmu

iZifum &,fyg q&m ... }} tJvdk aNymcsvdkufygava&mwJhAsm ....

anmifOD;zD;udk olrodawmh ... tay:u vlawGu emrnftprSm ]i} awGeJY

pxm;awmh olvnf; &rf;&GD;vdkufyHk&ygw,f .... awmfawmfav;udk

awmfygayw,f ... yk*HacwfrSm ay:wl*DBuD; aoewfwum;um; ...

taNr§mufBuD; w&rf;&rf;eJY ....

tJ'g rlvwef;ausmif;om; r[kwfbl;aemf ... bGJU&xm;NyD;om; vl 1

a,mufNzpfyg\/ ...

(wifjyol- iZifPmef;)

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jiif;y,f&jcif;taMumif;&if;

uGsefawmfESifY uGsefawmfYoli,fcsif;wdkY em*pfrkefwdkif;taMumif; ajymaerdMu

ygonf/

uGsefawmf/ / aoaMucJY&wm aomif;eJYcsDcJYwm wu,fYudk pdwfraumif;

p&myJAsm/ MudKwifumuG,fa&;awGom vkyfay;cJY&if 'Davmufxd qHk;&HI;rSm

r[kwfbl;As/

oli,fcsif; / / aemufydkif; u,fq,fa&;vkyfwm tm;enf;vdkY xyfaorSmu

ydkrsm;vdrfYr,fxifw,f/

uGsefawmf / / tckvnf; tultnDay;r,fY vluawmif ADZm&zdkY c,ae&r,fY

taygufAsm/

oli,fcsif; / / tar&duefudk olwdkY b,favmufrkef;rkef;? 'ku©o,fawG

twGuf pOf;pm;jyD; u,fq,fa&;tultnDudk vufcHzdkYaumif;ygw,fAsm/

uGsefawmf / / at;Asm? jynfolawG'ku©udk jrif&JYom;eJY bmvdkY'Davmufawmif

cg;cg;oD;oD; jiif;ae&vJ em;vnfvdkYudk r&bl;Asm/

xdkpOf teD;tem;wGif wDAGD*drf;upm;aeaom oli,fcsif; om;av;\

0ifajymvdkufaom pum;aMumifY uGsefawmfwdkYESpfa,muf yg;pyfta[mif;om;

jzpfoGm;&ygonf/ 

“',f'DwdkYuvnf;Asm? &rfbdkygvmrSmaMumufvdkY aerSmaygY” ...wJY/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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tdrfwGif;a&;

tckvdk tcsdefrsdK;rSm 'DxJ 0ifa&;&wm pdwfodyfroefY ovdkyJ/ 'gayr,fhvnf;

&Dp&mxuf armp&mu ydkrsm;wJh taMumif;av;wpfck ajymjycsifvdkYyg/

rkefwdkif;NyD;umpu taemufEdkifiHawGu tultnDay;zdkY urf;vSrf;aewJh

tcsdefrSm? w½kwfeJU ½k&Sm;u avoHav;awmif r[awmh? usaemfu tJ'D

udpöudk wAspfawmufawmuf ajymaewmeJU? usaemfhtudku .....

]]rif;uvnf;uGm olwdkYu olrsm;tdrfwGif;a&;udk 0ifrpGufzufcsifvdkY

aerSmaygh}} wJh/

tif;ayghav? olwdkYwawGu ]]olrsm;tdrfwGif;a&;? rpGufzufa&;}} oabmwl

nDcsuf ,lxm;wJh olawGudk;/

( wifjyol- armifbwf )

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Disaster tppf

jrefrmjynfrkefwdkif;aMumifY tm;vHk;aMuuGJaewm rSefayr,fY waeYu

oli,fcsif;eJYpum;pyfrdvdkY ajymjzpfwmav;yg/ &Dp&m r[kwfvSayr,fY

tckcsdefrSm aoG;xGufatmif rSefaewmeJY wifvdkufygw,f/

++++++

aMumifaMumif/ / 'Dwcg jrefrmjynfudk0ifwJY rkefwdkif;u igwdkY odoavmuf

ordkif;rSm tqdk;0g;qHk; Disaster  yJ.....

oli,fcsif;/ / tqdk;qHk;??? [kwfvdkYvm;... rif;uvJ... aocsm

jyefpOf;pm;ygOD;....

aMumifaMumif/ / [kwfygw,fuG... igwdkYwoufrSm 'Davmufqdk;wm

MuHKzl;vdkYvm;.... (aMumifaMumif wpfa,muf oli,fcsif;u jyefar;vdkY

wu,facgif;ajcmufoGm;wmyg )

oli,fcsif;/ / rif;ajymwmrSm;w,f... wu,fY tqdk;qHk;  Disaster  tppfu

vGefcJYwJY eSpf-20 ppftpdk;&wufuxJu jzpfaewmuG.....

( wifjyol- aMumifaMumif )

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ijyL;awGujyJ&w,f &Sdao;Asm...

avab;'ku©onfawGtwGuf yxraeUu t0wftpm;awG uDvdk 200

xnfhay;vdkufwm tqifajyygw,f... 'kwd,aeU uDvdk 600 avmuf

xnfhay;vdkufwmudk taumufcGefu &pfw,fwJhav... xkwfcGifhr&Sdbl;...

oifay;xm;wJhtwdkif; uRefawmfwdkUe,fu trsdK;awGtwGuf oli,fcsif;awG

u vSLzdkUay;vdkufvdkUyg qdkwmvJ vSLcGifhr&Sdbl;wJhAsm... olwdkUvuf

tyf&r,fwJh... 'geJU o,fvmwJholawGuvJ rvSL&&ifae cifAsm;wdkU

vufxJawmhrtyfEdkifbl;qdkawmh? tajctaeu wif;rmvmovdk tjyifu

u,fq,fa&;twGuf t0wftxnfvufcHr,ftzGJUawGuvJ apmifhaeMuawmh

aemufqHk; taumufcGefu u,fq,fa&;tzGJU0ifawGudk 'Dt0wftpm;awG

'ku©onfawGqDudk aocsmaygufa&mufatmif wm0ef,lNyD; vSL'gef;r,fh

taMumif; cH0efcsufxdk;cdkif;NyD;rS xkwfay;vdkufw,fwJh....

tr,frif; olwdkUuyJ jynfolUvufxJ aocsmaygufa&mufap&r,fhtaMumif;

vufrSwfxkd;cdkif;&w,fvdkU...

usL;ypfwdkUa& rjyHK;bJ 0g;vHk;uGJatmif &,fcGifhjyKygaemf...

(wifjyol- solidsnake  )

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'Drdkua&pDudkrBudKufvdkY

vlESpfa,mufpum;ajymNyD;vrf;avQmufvmonf.....

yxrvl - a[haumifrif;rJoGm;ay;rSmvm; ?

'kwd,vl - ay;rSmayghuG? 'gutoufjynfhNyD;om; EdkifiHom;wdkif;vkyf&wmyJ.

yxrvl - 'geJY rif;bmrJay;rsm;vnf; ...

'kwd,vl - uefYuGufrJay;rSmaygh ..

yxrvl -a[haumif&?rif;udk ppfvm; ap;vm; vkyf&ifb,fvdkvkyfrvnf; ...

'kwd,vl  –  igYudk bmvdkYuefYuGufwmvnf;vdkY vmar;&if ]] om;u

'Drdkua&pDudkrBudKufbl; ... tckvuf&SdtmPm&SiftkyfcsKyfa&;yJ BudKufw,fvYdk

..}} ajymvdkufrSmaygh/

( wifjyol- gdchaos )

MudKwifrJ

vlESpfa,muf owif;pmzwf,if; ajymaeMujcif; jzpfygonf/

yxrvl/ / AdkvfcsKyfodef;pdefu u,fq,fa&;vkyfief;awG uGyfuJzdkY tvkyfrsm;

aewmawmif MudKwifrJray;yJ aejynfawmfjyefjyD; rJay;w,faemf/

'kwd,vl/ / atmf? MudKwifrJay;&if olYudkvnf; ZGwf trSefjcpfcdkif;rSm

aMumufvdkYaerSmaygY/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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tvSLY&Sifemrnf

vlESpfa,muf tifwmeufay:wGif  chatting  vkyfaeMuaom pum;rsm;

jzpfygonf/

yxrvl/ / AdkvfcsKyfjrifYaqG urÇmausmfatmif t&SufuGJoGm;&wJY owif;

zwfjyD;jyDvm;/ ,dk;',m;uae vSLvdkufwJY ypönf;awGudk oluyJ vSL'gef;

ovdkvdk olYemr,fwyfjyD; a0cdkif;wJY taMumif;av/

'kwd,vl/ / 'Davmufav;rsm; cifAsm;yk*¾dKvfu jzKHawmifjzKHr,f rxifygbl;

Asm/ olwdkYrSm &SufaMumjywfaewm MumvSjyDyJ/

yxrvl/ / jzHK&r,fudk,fYvl? tJ'Dowif;Mum;jyD; AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;u

pdwfqdk;awmfrlaeowJYav/

'kwd,vl/ / bmvdkYvJ? tJ'Dvdk nmwmudk rMudKufvdkYvm;/

yxrvl/ / r[kwfbl;/ tvSL&SifemrnfrSm oleJYMudKifMudKifY emrnfudk

rwyfvdkYwJY/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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rod&ifrar;&

vlwpfa,mufBuHcdkifa&;(BuHzGwf)&kH;xJudk0ifvmw,f ...

pma&;rav; 1 a,mufudkawG hwmeJar;vdkufw,f ...

aumif;av;/ / ]] tpfr uGsefawmfwdk hi,fi,fwkef;uav ausmif;awGrSm

ausmif;om;awGudk BuHcdkifa&;toif;0ifcdkif;w,fav ..}}

pma&;r/ / ]] [kwfw,fav ... bmjzpfvdkvnf; .. }}

aumif;av;/ / ]] uGsefawmfYpm&if;&Sdao;vm;vdkY vmar;wmyg }}

pma&;r/ / ]] cP ...... &Sdao;w,farmifav; pdwfryleJ ... 'geJY

bmvdkYtckrSvmar;&wmvnf;}}

aumifav;/ / ]]bm&,fr[kwfygbl;? tckrJqE´cH,lyGJrSm uGsefawmf

bmrJay;vnf; odcsifvdkYyg}}

( wifjyol- gdchaos )

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a&vmvdkY

ausmufajrmif;om;/====/ a[haumif&? rif;wkdUqDrSm rD;vmaeNyDqkd/ ( tHhMo

[efjzifh )

ausmufwHwm;om;/====/ [kwfw,fuG/

ausmufajrmif;om;/====/ rif;wkdUu uHaumif;w,fuGm/a&vJvm rD;vJvm?

igwkdUrSmom ...

ausmufwHwm;om;/====/ rif;wkdUuvnf; vG,fvG,fav;[mudk/ a&vmvkdU

rD;vmwmuG/

( wifjyol- botchan  )

tudkbmygvJ

avqdyfu 0efxrf;aumif;awG taMumif;zwf&awmh pkcspfoli,fcsif; jzpfyHkudk

jyefowd&jyD; jyHK;rdw,f/ [dk;wkef;u  Q2  pass  qdkdk rdef;rawG? bmawG

vdkufaevdkY&wmr[kwf... yGJpm;eJYvmwJholqdk&ifvnf;..... ...ydkufqHawGpkjyD;rS...

jrefrmjynfjyefMu&awmh tenf;qHk; 2ESpfavmufaejyD;rS jyefavh&SdMuw,f/

tJ'Dawmh...oljrefrmjynfudk...yxrqHk;tacgufjyefawmh rawGYwmMumjyDjzpfwJh

rdom;pkeJY.... rdef;rtwGuf? olYom;twGuf ? oli,fcsif;awGtwGuf qdkjyD;

acsmuvufawG? vufaqmifawG trsm;MuD; ygoGm;wmayghaemf/ 'gayrJh

taumufcGefjidwm bmrS rygbl;av/ xHk;pHtwdkif; ....taumufcGefvJ

a&mufa&m....ar;awmhwmyJ/

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tudk bmygvJwJh/

'Dawmh olu.... [m.. ygwmawmh rar;eJYAsm.. trsm;MuD;yJ/

acsmuvufawG?ygwdwfxrDawG... jyD;awmh... pD;u&ufwawmifh... t&uf

wykvif;.../

qdkvJqdka&m...tJ'Duyk*¾dk¾dKvffawG&JY..rsufvkH;awGqdk....ta&mifawGawmufukefwm

aygh aemf.../

olwdkYudk ay;r,frSwfvdkY..../

tJ'D oli,fcsif;u...wu,fu *spfuefuef&,f/ r[kwfwm vmvkyfvdkY

uawmh..odyfjyD;aMumufwwf..tm;emwwfwmvJ[kwfbl;/

olu.. bmqufjyD;ajymvJqdkawmh....

'gayrJh..acsmuvufu..usKyfom;twGuf...ygwdwfu.. usKyftareJYrdef;r

twGuf... pD;u&ufu usKyfoli,fcsif;awGtwGuf... t&ufu usKyf

q&morm;twGuf.. cifrsm;wdkYzdkYawmh r[kwfbl;vdkY..

av,mOfwuGif;vHk;Mum;&atmif tmjyJoHMuD;eJYajymjyD;..... vSnf;udkwGef;jyD;

xGufvmvdkufwm.. tdwf'DvlawG..... yg;pyfta[mif;om;..... bmrS.. rajym

EdkifawmhyJ usefcJhMuowJhav.../

(wifjyol- suuchit  )

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( aMu;rHkowif;pmyg aMunmcsufrS ) 

“obm0 ab;tEå&m,fusa&mufaom a'orsm;&Sd jynfolrsm;twGuf

usefrma&; owday;EId;aqmfcsuf” 

(1) &moDOwk'PfcHEdkifwJh trdk;tumatmufrSm aeMu&ef?

(2) aEG;axG;aom t0wftpm;rsm;udk 0wfqifyg/

(3) a&udk usKdaomufyg/ odkYr[kwf uvdk&if; cwfaomufyg/

(4) oefY&Sif;vwfqwfaom ylaEG;wJh tpm;tpmrsm;udkom pm;okH;Muyg/

(5) ,ifvkHtdrfomudk okH;pGJMuyg/

(t,f'DwmYxH jyefpmwapmifrS )

vlMuD;rif;wdkY\ EdI;aqmfcsuft& uGsefawmfwdkYavab;'ku©onfrsm;[m

usef;rma&;tod tjynfY&dSaeMujyDjzpfygonf/ xdkodkYvdkufemEdkif&ef rnfolu

rnfodkYulnDMurnfudkvnf; &Sif;&Sif;vif;vif; azmfjyay;apvdkygw,fcifAsm;/

(wifjyol- mgpo  )

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jrefrmYenf;jrefrmY[ef 

“jrefrmYenf;jrefrmY[ef”jzifY ratmifjrifaom qdk&S,fvpfpepfudk wnfaqmuf

cJYonfY OD;ae0if;\wynfY ...  “jrefrmYenf;jrefrmY[ef” 'Drdkua&pDpepftwkudk

ZGwfcsDwufaeaom OD;oef;a&T onf ...

,ck em*pfrkefwdkif;udpöwGifvnf;  “jrefrmYenf;jrefrmY[ef”jzifY u,fq,fa&;

vkyfMu&ef nTefMum;xm;ay&m ...

vufawGYtaumiftxnfazmfay;Muaom olYi,fuGsefMuD;rsm;uvnf; wjcm;

urÇmYEdkifiHrsm;\ vkyfxHk;vkyfenf;rsm;ESifY uGJjym;pGm ...

-EdkifiHjcm;tultnDrsm;? uGsrf;usifolrsm; 0if&cufatmif vkyfxm;jcif;?

-olrsm;vSLxm;aom ypönf;rsm;udk rdrdwdkYemrnftm; tvSLY&Sifemrnf wyfjyD;rS

a0cdkif;jcif;?

-olwyg;vSLxm;aom ypönf;rsm;udk a&mif;pm;jcif;?

-tavmif;rsm;udk ajrjrKyf&rnfYtpm; a&xJjyefarSsmjyD; ajz&Sif;jcif; tp&dSaom

rawmfwa&mf vkyfenf;rsm;jzifY aqmif&Gufaeonfudk awGY&ay&m ...

uGsEkfyfwdkYjynfolrsm;taeESifYvnf;  Burmese  classic  rS yk*¾dKvfMuD;\

enf;vrf;udk iSm;oHk;jyD;?  “jrefrmYenf;jrefrmY[ef”jzifY qHk;rcdkif;csifpdwfrsm;om

wzGm;zGm; ay:aygufae&ygawmYonf/

(wifjyol- mgpo  )

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OD;armYvmjyD

txufygowif; *sdKukwf&l;MuD;oef;a&TxH aygufMum;oGm;aomtcg

olYi,fuRefrsm;udk þokdYajAmifvdrfawmhonf/

]tck[m pyful;ryful;umvrdkYyguGm/ rluaumif;ygw,f? vlawGu

raumif;vdkYyg? tajctaeawGu OD;armhvmygjyD} (OD;armhrSmaygh aemufuyJhu

pHk;pHk;jrKyfaejyDudk; )

( wifjyol- coolcupid  )

&l;wmcsif;wlayr,fY

ar; / / OD;apmarmif aygufu&awGavSsmufajymwkef;uawmY &l;oGm;vdkYqdkjyD;

&mxl;ujyKwfoGm;w,faemf/ tck OD;oef;a&T bk&if&l;&l;jyD; aygufu&awG

avSsmufvkyfawmY &mxl;urjyKwfbl;/ tJ'g bmYaMumifYvJ/

ajz / / olu ppfwef;vsm;jyefr,fvdkY uwdray;cJYbl;av/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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uav;ajcmufenf;

i,fi,fwkef;u tpm;taomuf jzKef;wD;wJhuav;awG? qkd;wJh uav;awGukd

rdb tkyfxdef;olawGu 'Dvkd ajcmufw,f? eifwkdh'Davmuf rqkd;eJh? rjzKef;wD;eJh?

eif;wkdhukd rD&mz&m? tDoD,kd;yD; ,m; ykdhjypfvkdufr,fqkdjyD;/

tck wjcm; EkdifiHu rdbawG olwkdh uav;awGukd ajcmufjcif&if ...

eifwkdhukd jrefrmjynfykdhvkdufr,f? bmrSwfvnf;?

( wifjyol- Zulu  )

aomuuif;a0;aeEdkifa&;

vlem / / q&m? uGsefawmf pdwfaomuawGzdpD;aevdkY aysmufatmif

b,fvdkvkyf&rvJq&m/

q&m0ef / / cifAsm; a&'D,dkawG rSefrSefem;axmifovm;/ owif;pmawG

rSefrSefzwfvm;/

vlem / / [kwfuJY? zwfygw,fq&m/

q&m0ef / / [kwfjyD 'gqdk&if tJ'gawGtm;vHk;udk jzwfvdkufawmY/

tpdk;&wDADGeJY owif;pmawGudk rMunfYawmY&if owif;vdrfawG jrifvdkY

Mum;vdkY xGufr,fY a'goawGvnf; rxGufawmYbl;/ bDbDpDwdkY 'DAGDbDwdkYudkyg

em;raxmifawmY rMunfYawmY&if ydkaumif;w,f/ wu,fjzpfaewmawGudkyg

rjrif&? rMum;&awmY pdwfrqif;&J&bl;aygY/

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owif;pmzwfjcif;tusdK;

{&m0wDwdkif;rS 'ku©onfwOD;onf 14.5.08 aeYxkwf aMu;rHkowif;pmudk

zwfMunfYrdí txufygw&kwfajrivsifowif;udk awGYvdkuf&onfwGif

pOf;pm;rdonfrSm ...

atmf ... w&kwfawG igwdkYxuf uHqdk;ygvm;? olwdkYwyfawG pD;p&m

&[wf,mOfawmif r&dSvdkY rdkif 60 awmif ajcvsifavSsmufjyD;rS

u,fwJYolawGqDa&mufw,f/ igwdkYqDrSmawmY &[wf,mOf (7)pD;MuD;eJYawmif

vdkufu,fEdkifowJY/

xdkodkYawG;vdkufrdrS tenf;i,fpdwfoufom&oGm;jyD; u,fq,fa&;qef

atmufodk;odk;ESifY csufxm;aomxrif;udk jrdef,SufpGm oHk;aqmifavawmY

ownf;/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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0#fvnfr,f

em*pf jzpfjyD; jrefrmjynfrSm a&yef;pm;aewmav;yg/

vrf;wGif rdef;rMuD; 2 a,mufawG.Mu&m .....

yxrrdef;rMuD; / / em*pfwdkufvdk. aoMuaMuMuwmudk vlwdkif; 0rf;enf;

aeMuw,faemf/

'kwd,rdef;rMuD;/ /atmifrav; aysmfaewJh olawG&dSao;w,f/ taysmfqHk;

awmif&dSao;/

yxrrdef;rMuD; / / t,f vlvlcsif; rpmemwJhvlawG/ b,folawGvJ

ajymprf;ygath/ nnf;ajymwJh taysmfqHk;uaum b,folwkef;/

'kwd,rdef;rMuD;/ / oGyfeJ.oGyfoH a&mif;wJholawGeJY 0dorpD;yGm;a&;

orm;awGaygh/ taysmfqHk;uawmh 'dk.wdkif;jynfu oef;a&TMuD;&J. orD;

oEåma&Tav/

yxrrdef;rMuD; / /[dkwavmu r*FvmaqmifwJh wpfa,mufrvm;/

usLyfawmifMunfhvdkuf&ao;/ ol.tpm; Zufawmifav;w,f/ olu bmvdk.

0rf;omwmvJ/

'kwd,rdef;rMuD;/ /oluajymw,fwJh ol.bmom &dSvdk. pdefawG 0wfwmudk

jrefrmjynfu vlawGu remvdk jzpfw,fwJhav pdwfaumif; rxm;bl;wJhav/

tckawmhh aoMu aMuMujyD iwfMujyDwJhav aumif;w,fwJh/ ol.udkajymwJh

vlawG 0#fvnfwmwJhav/

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yxrrdef;rMuD; / /atmifrav; ajym&ufvdkufwm/ oltvSnfhMurS 'Dxuf

0#fvnfrSm jrifa,mifao; /

'kwd,rdef;rMuD;/ /b,fvdkvnfrSmwkef; /ajymprf;ygOD;/

yxrrdef;rMuD; / /ol.wdk.avmuf raumif;wm vkyfr,fhol&dSOD;rvm; /olwdk.

tvSnhfMu&if i&JjynfrSm i&Jom; wpfzuf 1000 pDeJ. &l;&l;aygufcsdefawmif

&rSm r[kwfbl;/

[kajymjyD; okwfokwfeJ. awmMunfhawmifMunfh xGufoGm;MuavowJh/

roifhawmfwmrsm;&dS&if wnf;jzwfay;Muyg/ 'geJ. uRefawmfajymw,f rajym

eJ.aemf/ uRefawmfu olrsm;ajymwm Mum;vdk. jyefajymjywmaemf

( wifjyol- SawKyiPhyu  )

aemufusoGm;wmcGifYvTwfyg

vlESpfa,muf n ( 8 ) em&Dowif;udk MunfYaeMuonf/

yxrvl / / rkefwdkif;jyD;wm ESpfywfausmfrS OD;oef;a&Tu 'ku©onfawGudk

xGufawGYwm bmoabmvJuGm/

'kwd,vl / / igMum;wmawmY vlawGMum;xJoGm;zdkY oifYavSsmfygjyDqdkwJY

pdwfa&m*gq&m0ef&JY cGifYjyKcsufu 'DaeYrS&vdkYwJY/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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urÇmYpHcsdef

tMuHay; / / AdkvfcsKyfrSL;MuD;cifAsm/ tckqdk&if 10 &ufaeY rJay;yGJrSm

92.4%awmif axmufcHrJ&w,fvdkY aMujimjyD;ygjyD/ usefwJYjrdKYe,fawG&JY

&v'f[m ta&;rygawmYygbl;/ 'gaMumifY tJ'DtwGuf tm&HkrpdkufawmYyJ

u,fq,fa&;vkyfief;udkyJ tav;ay;oifYygjyD cifAsm/

oef;a&T / / bmrSvmajymraeeJY/ igu rJay;yGJrSm urÇmYpHcsdef csdK;csifwmuG/

tMuHay; / / [kwfuJY 'gYtwGufawmY pdwfylp&m r&dSygbl;? urÇmY

tnpfywfqHk; qEcH,lyGJqdkwm vlwdkif;odaeMuygjyD/

( pdwfxJu jyefajymwmaemf/ wu,fjyefajym&Jw,f rxifMueJYtHk;/ )

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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aojyD;wmawmif axmufcHr,f

{&m0wDwdkif; &Gmav;w&GmrS touf&Sifusefaeaom vlwpkonf

u,fq,fa&;tzGJYrsm;udk arSsmfaeMupOf pufavSav;wpif; 0ifvmonfudk

awGYaomaMumifY 0rf;omoGm;Muavonf/ odkYaomf uHqdk;pGmyif xdktzGJYonf

&du©ma0aomtzGJYr[kwfyJ pm&if;vmaumufaomtzGJY jzpfaeavonf/

tzGJYacgif;aqmif / / uJ cifAsm;wdkY&GmrSm aowJYol b,fESpfa,muf&dSvJ

pm&if;vmay;Mu/

&Gmom;rsm;u pm&if;ay;aomtcg aemufvdkufESpfa,mufu pmtkyfESpftkyf

xJwGif wjydKifwnf; vdkufa&;rSwfaeMuojzifY &Gmom;wa,mufu pmtkyf

tzHk;rsm;udk cdk;MunfYrdaomtcg ....

wcku... aoqHk;olpm&if;

aemufwcku ... MudKwifrJay;olpm&if;

qdkjyD;a&;xm;wmudk tHYzG,fokw awGYvdkuf&ygowJYAsm/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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tm;vHk;[m 'ku©onf

em*pfrkefwkdif; tulnDay;a&; ukodkvfjzpftzGJUuav;wpfckrS tzGJU0ifwpfOD;

onf rkefwkdif;'PfcHcJh&aom NrdKUwpfNrdKUokdUa&muf½SdoGm;onf/ bkef;awmfBuD;

ausmif;wpfckrS 'ku©onfrsm;tm; vufcHapmifha½Smufxm;onf[k Mum;od

vkduf&í tqkdygae&mokdU tulnDay;&ef a&muf½SdoGm;avonf/

vli,f/---------/ bkef;bkef;bk&m;? bkef;bkef;&JUausmif;rSm 'ku©onf

b,favmuf ½SdaeygovJbk&m;/

bkef;awmfBuD;/----/ 'umav;&,f/ wu,fawmh bkef;bkef;wkdU

'umav;wkdU tygt0if jrefrmjynfoljynfom; tm;vHk;[m 'ku©onf

awGygyJ/

( wifjyol- botchan  )

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“bwfuD;” rGef;rSmpdk;

ukvor*¾ taxGaxGtwGif;a&;rSL;csKyf ArmjynfoGm;rnfY owif;udk

zwfjyD;aemuf oli,fcsif;wa,mufxH zkef;qufjzpfygonf/

uGsefawmf / / Mum;jyD;jyDvm;a[Y/ befuDrGef;udk,fwdkif Armjynf

oGm;awmYr,fwJYuG/

xdktcg oli,fcsif;u jyefajymvdkufaom pum;aMumifY uGsefawmf

yufvufvefoGm;&ygonf/

oljyefajymonfrSm .... 

“ odyfjyD;vnf; 0rf;omraeeJYtHk; udk,fYvl/ ppfAdkvfcsKyfawGu 'Dwcgvnf;

b,fvdk bwfuD;&dkuf&r,fqdkwm MudKjyD; pDpOfjyD;om;/ igawmY befuDrGef;

wa,muf “bwfuD;” rGef;jyD; jyefoGm;&rSmyJ jrifa,mifaew,fa[Y” 

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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xl;qef;aevdkY

uGsefawmfYoli,fcsif;wa,muf uGefjyLwma&SUrSm tvkyf½Iyfaeygonf/

uGsefawmf / / bmawG&SmaewmvJuG/

ol / / owif;wyk'f rawGYrdao;vdkY &SmaewmyguGm/

uGsefawmf / / bmtaMumif;rsm;vJuGm/

ol / / tar&duefoabFmawG ArmYa&ydkifeuftem; a&mufaewmeJY

ywfoufvdkYuGm/

uGsefawmf / / 'grsm; txl;tqef;vkyfvdkY? 0ufqdkufwumrSm ygaewmudk/

ol / / 'Dudpöudk jynfyuArmawG axmufcHqE´jywmawmY zwf&wmaygY/

'gayr,fY 'DwcgawmY at;vGifwdkYtzGJY tar&duefoH½Hk;a&SYrSm oGm;jyD;

uefYuGufqE´jywJYowif; rawGYrdao;bl;a[Y/ tJ'g xl;qef;aevm;vdkYyg/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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arSmifcdkypönf;

OD;av;MuD;wa,mufu uGsefawmfYudkar;ygonf/

ol / / igYwl arSmifcdkypönf;qdkwm bmvJodvm;/

uGsefawmf / / vGwfvGwfvyfvyf wifoGif; o,f,lcGifYr&dSwJY

ypÆnf;awGudkac:wmAsm/ ppfaq;a&;*dwfawGrSm rd&if cGifYjyKcsuf &dS r&dS

ar;r,f/ r&dS&if odrf;r,f/ odrf;wmrcHcsif&if oufqdkif&mudk vmbfxdk;Asm/

tJovdkrS r[kwf&if jzpfwJYvrf;aMumif;uae cdk;jyD;o,fAsm/

ol / / [kwfw,f/

uGsefawmf / / aemufwrsdK;u jynfolydkifypönf;awGudk rormwJYenf;eJY

cdk;xkwfjyD;a&mif;pm;w,fAsm/ tJ'gawGvnf; arSmifcdkypönf;yJaygY/

ol / / rSefw,f? 'gqdk aemufqHk;ay: arSmifcdkypönf;[m bmvJodvm;/

uGsefawmf / / rodbl; OD;av;/

ol / / rod&ifrSwfxm;? em*pfu,fq,fa&;ypönf;awGaygYuG/ 

“ Asm ”... 

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

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wwfvdkYvkyfaewmr[kwf ...

raeYu CNA  rSm AdkvfÚmPf0if;udk owif;axmufawG0dkif;AsL;wmNyoGm;w,f/

owif;axmufawGu em*pfeJUywfowfNyD; EdkifiHNcm;rD'D,mawG( BBC  ? VOA wdkUudk&nf&G,fw,fxifyg&JU)&JU owif;xkwfvTifhrSKtay: b,fvdkoabmxm;

ovJ ar;awmh ...

olaNymcsifwmu 'Dowif;XmeawGuowif;udk csJUum;NyD;wifNywwfw,fvdkY

aNymcsifwmxifygw,f/ 'gqdkvJ These media are always exaggerating the situation about Myanmar vdkYaNym&if&aewmudk ...

&kyfwnfMuD;eJUaNymcsvdkufwmu  I say one, they say two  wJh/

( wifjyol- arch­angel  )

tpdk;&EIef;

( etzatmufqGJ “tajcmufajr” bavmYcfrS owif;wyk'frS )

1/ puFmylEkdifiHwGif jyKvkyfonfh tmqD,H0efMuD;rsm; tpnf;ta0;wGif

OD;nPf0if;u ysufpD; qHk;&HI;rI wefbdk;pkpkaygif;rSm tar&duefa':vm 10

bDvD,Htxd&dSEkdifaMumif;? tpdk;&taejzifh ,aeYtxd u,fq,fa&; twGuf

usyf 50 bDvD,H oHk;pGJcJhNyD; qufvufoHk;pGJvSsuf&dS aMumif; ajymqdkoGm;onf/

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( pmzwfolwOD;\rSwfcsuf )

aMomf ... igwdkYtpdk;&ES,f? u,fq,fa&;vkyfwJYae&mrSmawmif a':vmudk

tpdk;&EIef;eJY wGufjyD;vJaewkef;yJudk;/

( wifjyol- mgpo  )

EdkifiHawmf tBuD;tuJ&JU apwemeJU OmPftajrmftjrifqdkwm 

credit to maynyane blog. 

( wifjyol- solidsnake  )

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bbvDwdkY&JYjydKifyGJ

rav;&Sm;u tefu,ftrf eJY pifumylu bbMuD;vD wdkY[m..olwdkY

vmbfpm;vm;? rpm;vm; qdkwm jynfolawGa&SYrSm oufaojyMuzdkY

waeYawmh qHk;jzwfvdkufMuygowJh/ b,fvdk oufaojyMu rvJqdk&if...

olwdkY[m....olwdkY &dk;om;aMumif; a&ay:rSm vrf;avQmufjyMur,fayghaemf/

&dk;om;rI 'D*&Dtvdkuf....a&ay:rSm...ay:r,fayghav/

tefu,ftrfupavQmufygw,f/

pxGufwJhtcsdefuae..wjznf;jznf; jrKwfoGm;vdkufwm.. [dkzufurf;udk

a&mufwJhtcsdefrSmawmh a&u vnfyif;xda&mufoGm;w,fwJh/

pifumylu bbMuD; vDuawmh at;aq;yJwJh/ pxGufwJhae&muae

wzufurf;a&mufwJhxd a&ay:rSm &SyfwdkufjyD; ayghayghyg;yg;av; avQmufjy

oGm;ygowJhuG,f/ ajcaxmufav;awmifrS a&xJrjrKwfbl;wJh/ 'geJY..

bbMuD;vDu &dk;om;aMumif; jynfolawGu vufcHp&mjzpfoGm;yga&mwJh/

**********************

bbvD ESifh OD;av;*dk wdkY twGif;pum;

bbvD - armif*dka&.../ aus;Zl;yJa[h..ighudk acgif;ay:wifjyD; a&atmufu

avQmuf&wm..armoGm;a&maygh.../ bmvdkcsifvJ ..ajyma[h../

(pifumyl? rav;&Sm; oli,fcsif;rsm;ESifh pum;0dkif;rS..)

( wifjyol- suuchit  )

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armp&m

&,fp&m awmh r[kwfbl; armp&m av;yg/

em*pf tvGefumvoHk;av;&uf twGif;rSm tajccHynmOD;pD;Xmeu

wm0ef&Sdol cyfMuD;MuD;wa,muf avab; twefoifhcJYwJY jrdKYu

txufwef;ausmif;wpfausmif;udk a&mufvmygava&m/ ausmif;u trdk;u

oHk;yHkESpfyHkavmuf r&SdawmhbJ? t&ifu caemfeDcaemfeJY tdrfomawGu

tukefbkef;bkef;vJaew,f/ q&m q&mrawG u0rf;omtm;&eJY vlMuD;vmjyD

qdkjyD; tysuftpD;awGudk vdkufjyMuwmayghav/ bmrsm;ulnDEdkifrvJ

arQmfvifhcsufawGeJY/ yk*¾dd¾dKvfMuD;u tm;vHk;udk rsufvHk;av;wcsufyJ

a0YMunfhvdkufjyD; olvmwm 'DtwGuf r[kwfbl;? q&mq&mrawGeJY

rdom;pkawG tm;vHk;axmufcHrJay;MuzdkY twGufvmwm/ tysuftpD;awG

uawmh udk,fxludk,fxeJY jyifMuayghvdkYajymjyD; axmufcHrJudpöudkyJajymjyD;

jyefoGm;w,f/ q&mq&mrawG&JY tdrfawGab;uif;Mu&JYvm;? tqifajyovm;

avmu0wf pum;av;awmif ajymroGm;bl;wJY/

vlowif;vlcsif;aqmifjyD; tJ'DtaMumif;tjyifudka&mufvmawmY ausmif;om;

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wu,fjzpfwm/ rqvacwfwkef;u/ tcrf;tem;wpfckrSm/

tcrf;tem;rI;uvnf; xHk;pHtwkdif; csif;BuD;aygh/ tcrf;tem;awG xHk;pHt&

EkdifiHawmf tvHukd tav;jyKvkdh jyD;&if usqHk;avjyD;aom AkdvfcsKyfatmifqef;

ESifhwuG tmZmenfacgif;aqmifBuD;rsm;tm; tav;jyKvkdhqkdjyD;/ yxr

EkdifiHawmftav;jyKuawmh csif;BuD; ajzmifhajzmifhygbJ/ 'kwd, usawmh

pmvHk;rsm;awmh csif;BuD;arhoGm;w,f/ 'gayrJh AkdvfcsKyfatmifqef;eJh tmZmenf

acgif;aqmifBuD;awG usqHk;oGm;wm u &efukefqkdwmukdawmhodw,f/ 'geJh

wkdifay;vkdufwmu [kd;&efukefjrdKhrSm usqHk;oGm;wJh vlawGukd tav;jyKwJh/ 

Zulu

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GOOD TIPS TO GET YOU FEEL BETTER 

1. Open a new file in your computer. 

2. Name it "THAN SHWE" 

3. Send it to the trash. 

4. Empty the trash. 

5.  Your  PC  will  ask  you,  "Do  you  really  want  to  get  rid  of  "THAN 

SHWE"? " 

6. Firmly Click "Yes." 

7. Feel better. 

written by baung

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wd&dpäämefawG

wd&pämef&lHu wd&dpäämefawG aejynfawmfudk a&TUaepOfuyg/

tdrfu orD;i,fav;u *sme,fwpfapmifudkMunfUNyD;  “azaza& wd&pämefawG

awmUaejynfawmfudkajymif;oGm;NyD/ &efukefrSmr&SdawmUbl;”  vdkU qdkvmwm

aMumifU ab;tdrfu &yfuGufvlMuD; rMum;cif rkefUauR;NyD; yg;pyfydwf

vkduf&ygw,fcifAs// sideeffect 

awmif;yHkawmif;enf;

jrefrmEdkifiHom;wpfa,mufeJU rav;&Sm;EdkifiHom;wpfa,muf pum;EdkifNydKifvk

aeMuygw,f/

jrefrmEdkifiHom; ]] rif;wdkUqDrSm olawmif;pm; &Sdvm; }}

rav;EdkifiHom; ]] &SdwmaygUuG}}

jrefrm ]]b,fvdkawmif;vJuG}}

rav; ]][ cGufqGJawmif;wmaygU}}

jrefrm ]] at; igwdkUqDrSm rif;wdkUxuftqifUjrifUw,fuG/ igwdkUqDrSm

olawmif;pm;awGu cGufrqGJawmUbl;/ aAsmufqJGNyD;awmif;wmuG/ r,Hk&if

'DrSmMunfU }} qdkNyD; em*pftwGuf tvSLvufcHaewJU owif;pmawG

xkwfjyvdkufwm rav;vlrsdK;&SHK;oGm;ygw,fcifAsm///// sideeffect

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pGrf;tm;&SifawGac:vdkuf&rvm;

&efukefNrdKU&JU qifajczHk;rSmNrdKUe,fwpfck&JU ae0if&Dwa&mtcsdefrSm

trsKd;orD;wpfOD;udk bkef;BuD;wapäu 0ifa&mufyl;uyfaESmuf,Sufaeygw,f/

&yfuGuftwGif;rSm&SdwJU wwfuRrf;em;vnfwJUvlMuD;awGvnf;

bkef;BuD;wapäxGufoGm;atmifrwwfEkkdifBuygbl;/

&yfuGufausmif;ubkef;BuD;awGvnf; y&dwf&Gwf? urfr0gzwfayr,fU

r&wJUtwGuf vufavQmUvdkuf&ygw,f/

tJ'DUtcsdefrSm vlwpfa,mufu

bkef;BuD;wapäyl;uyfaewJU trsdK;orD;em;uyfNyD; pum;wkd;wdk;ajymvkdufwm

csufcsif;qdkovdk bkef;BuD;wapäxGufoGm;ygava&m/ tJ'DawmU

tm;vHk;vJthHMojyD; bmrsm;ajymvkdufwmvJvdkU0dkif;ar;vdkufwJUtcgrSmawmU

]]vG,fvG,fav;ygAsm ? pGrf;tm;&SifawGac:vdkuf&rvm; vdkUajymvdkufwmaygU}}

wJUav//// 

khoon

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a,mufsm;Edkifenf;

uGsefawmfYoli,fcsif;awGxJrSm rdef;rt&rf;EdkifwJY olwa,muf&dSw,f/

oltjrJa<u;aMumfwwfwmu rdef;rEdkifwm rcHcsifvdkYudk udk,fxufomwJY

rdef;rrdsK; &SmjyD;r,lcJYwmaygYuGwJY/

olYt,ltqeJYolawmY [kwfaewmygyJ/ olYrdef;ru &kyf&nfuvnf;

&GufMurf;a&usdK? ynmvnf;odyfrwwf? Opöm&dStodkif;t0dkif;uvnf;r[kwf

qdkawmY tdrfaxmifOD;pD;jzpfwJY uGsefawmfYoli,fcsif;uyJ Edkifcsifwdkif;Edkif

aewmaygY/

'DuaeY tJ'Doli,fcsif;eJYqHkrdwm olYrsufESmay:rSm 'Pf&m'PfcsufawG

udkawGYvdkY ar;MunfYawmY? olYrdef;r aqmfyavmfwD;vTwfvdkufwmvdkY

cyf&Suf&SufeJY jyefajzw,f/

uGsefawmfvnf; tHYtm;oifYwmeJY? b,fwkef;upjyD; rif;rdef;r rif;udkEdkifoGm;

&wmvJ vdkYar;awmY ...

igYrdef;r trsdK;orD;a&;&mtzGJYxJ 0ifjyD;uwnf;u tcsdK;ajymif;oGm;wmyJuGm...

wJY/

'Dowif; tdrfurdef;r Mum;oGm;&if 'ku©/ rjzpfao;bl;? trsdK;om;a&;&mtzGJY

qdkwma&m&dSvm; pHkprf;xm;OD;rS jzpfrSmyg/ 

mgpo

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atb,fnmbD

uRefawmfMum;zl;wJY ysufvHk;av;u udkZm*em udkaxmifxJrxnfYcifrSm

AdkvfcsKyfatb,fvf u ar;bl;w,fqdkwJYpum;yg.... MumaejyDaygY.....

udkZm*emudk AdkvfcsKyfatb,fvfuwcFEkywådOmPft&rf;aumif;w,fqdkawmY

txJra&mufcif[moav;wckajymjyEdkifrvm;vdkYar;w,f....

udkZm*emuvnf;csufcsif;bJjyefajzygw,f.....

Zm*em / / [kwfuJY uRefawmfYvufESpfzufrSm t*Fvdyftu©&m  A  eJYB 

udkudkifxm;ygw,f 

A  udkb,fzufvuf ?  B  udknmzufvuf rSmudkifxm;ygw,f......

'gqdkb,fvdkajymrvJ.....

AdkvfcsKyf / / A b,f nm B aygY........

Zm*em / / [kwfygw,f atb,f nmbDaygYAsm......

b,favmufxda&mufwJY ysufvHk;av;vJ......... 

wipper

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Zm*emjyufvHk;rsm;

wcgwkef;u Zm*emudk axmifxJrSm rqv0efMuD;csKyf OD;armifarmifcu

ac:awGUw,fqdkyJ/ Zm*emu oa&mfwmawmfvGef;awmh olYudk b,fvdk

oa&mfrvJqdkNyD; OD;armifarmifcu odcsifaeygw,f/ xkH;pHtwdkif;

OD;armifarmifcu aemufvdkufaemufygawGeJY Zm*emudk vmawGUw,f

qdkygawmh/ ESpfzufawGUMuawmh Zm*emu OD;armifarmifc&JU rsufrSefudk

cPiSm;vdkufygw,f/ OD;armifarmifcvJ bkrodbrodeJY iSm;vdkufwmaygh/

Zm*emu rsufrSefudkaoaocsmcsmwyfMunfhygw,f/ NyD;awmh cyfvSrf;vSrf;u

ckHwckrSm tNidrfhom;oGm;xdkifNyD; odyfrNrif&wJhykHpHeJY ]]tefu,f? tefu,fhudk

Munfh&wm awmfawmf0g;aew,f? tefu,fhtaemufuvlawGtm;vkH;vJ

0g;aewmyJ}} qdkNyD; cyfwnfwnfeJY aNymcsvdkufygw,f/ tJvdkeJY

OD;armifarmifcwa,muf bmrSrwwfEdkifbJ vSnfhNyefvmcJh&w,fvdkY

Mum;zl;ygw,f/

aemufwcku Zm*emtNidrfhwpfckrSm ysufvkH;ysufwm tpdk;&udkxdyg;w,fqdkNyD;

&Jpcef;u ac:owday;ygw,f/ olYudk aemif'DvdkawGysuf&if bmvkyfr,f?

nmvkyfr,fqdkNyD; oufoufn§mn§m owday;w,fvdkY aNym&rSmaygh/ olwdkYvJ

auseyfavmufatmif aNymNyD;wJhtcg rsufESmaoav;eJY em;axmifaewJh

Zm*emudk pcef;rª;u ]]'gavmufyJ cifAsm;NyefEdkifygNyD}} qdkNyD;

at;at;aq;aq; ESifvTwfvdkufygw,f/ Zm*emu pcef;rª;a&SUu

ukvm;xdkifuaerMuGawmh olYudk bmvdkYxrNyefwmvJqdkNyD; pcef;rª;u

ar;ygw,f/ tJ'DrSm Zm*emu ]]q&m&,f uRefawmfu

ukvm;xdkifay:xkdifNyD;&if Nyefrqif;wwfawmhbl;}} qdkNyD; aNymvdkufvdkY

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at;at;aq;aq; ac:owday;wJh &JawG Zm*emudk em;befESpfcsuf

okH;csufavmuf usif;vdkufygava&mwJh/ 

Mini_Me 

odawmYodygw,f

uGefjrLepf0g'usqkH;jyD;wJhaemufrSm vlwpfa,muf[m aumfzDqdkifwpfqdkifxJ

vrf;avSsmuf0ifvmjyD; uGefjrLepfowif;pmwpfapmifukdar;ygw,f/

usaemfwkdh uGefjrLepfowif;pmawGrxm;awmhbl; cifAsm

pm;yGJxdk;av;u &dk&dkaoaoajzygw,f/cPMumawmh tJ'D{nfhonfu

uGefjrLepfowif;pmxyfar;ygjyefa&m/ pm;yGJxkd;av;u

usaemfwdkhqDrSm uGefjrLepfowif;pmawG rxm;wmMumygjyDcifAs

vdkhxyfajzygw,f/ rdepftenf;i,fMumjyefawmh tJ'Dolu

uGefjrLepfowif;pmxyfar;jyefygw,f/ pdwfwdkvmwJhpm;yGJxdk;av;u

usaemfwdkh uGefjrLepfowif;pmawG rxm;wmMumjyDvdkh

ajymaewmcifAsm;em;rvnfbl;vm;

{nfhonfu tckvdk jyefajymygw,f/

tif;odygw,f/ 'gayr,fh tJovdk jyefajymaewmMum;&wm

em;0ifyD,HjzpfvGef;vdkhygAsm/ vkyfygOD;/xyfajymygOD;uGm 

Source : Russian Jokes 

happyvalley

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aysmfp&mawGrsm;ygwJY igwdkY&JYwdkif;jynf

wavmu EdkifiHjcm;a&mufaewJY oli,fcsif;wa,mufqDu pm&ygw,f/

oli,fcsif;

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jrefrmjynfrSmwkef;u tjyifuae tdrfjyefa&mufjyDqdk&if rD;vmvm;?

rvmvm;qdkwmodatmif rD;cvkwfudkzGifYMunfYwwfwJY tusifYuygaeawmY?

'Dudka&mufcgpuqdk&if tvkyfuae udk,fYtcef;udkjyefa&mufw,fqdk

rD;cvkwfudk a,mifa,mifjyD; zGifYMunfYaewwfao;w,f/ aemuf.. Mumvm

awmYrS ig..jrefrmjynfrSm r[kwfawmYygvm;vdkY owd0ifvmwwf,if;

tJ'DtusifYvnf;aysmufoGm;ygw,f/

'gayr,fYoli,fcsif;a&

rD;vm&ifvJaysmf&? a&vm&ifvJaysmf& qdkwJY jrefrmjynfu &ufav;awGudkyJ

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atmufarYaerdygw,f/

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rif;&JYoli,fcsif;

.............

...wJY/

ola&;jyawmYrSyJ udk,fwdkif;jynfvnf; b,favmufaysmfp&maumif;w,f

qdkwm od&awmYw,f/ [kwfuJY? aysmfp&mawG wu,frsm;ygwJY uGsefawmfwdkY

&JY wdkif;jynfvdkYyJ qdkvdkufcsifygw,fAsm/ 

mgpo

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wvHk;0w¦K

jrefrmjynfrSm wrsufeSm0w¦KawG waMumif;0w¦KawGtaMumif; us,fus,f

avmifavmifacwfpm;wkef;u pma&;q&mwa,mufu&GJYjyD; wvHk;0w¦KqdkjyD;

a&;vdkufwmav;yg ....

pma&;q&memrnfeJY pmtkyfudkrrSwfrdvdkY rudk;um;edkifwm cGifhvTwfay;yg ....

]rD;jyefvmcsdef}

a[;............... 

zzz

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,kHMunfcsuf

ouú&mZff2010 ..

acwftpm;qkH;owif;uawmY udk;xyfBuD;bk&m;a&SUu ewf&kyfAkdufyl 2

&kyfygyJ/ olwdkYa&SYrSm rrSefwJY pum;vmajym&if zaemifYeJY xaygufMuvdkYyg/

oufaojycsifwJY orD;&nf;pm;awG? aiGa&;aMu;a&; pm&if;&Sif;csifolawGeJY

pnfum;aeygw,f/ olwdkY AvBuD;awGeJY qdkawmY vdrfajymrd&if

racsmifbl;rSwf ..

tJ'DrSm jynfolawG&JU ,kHMunfrIudk &csifwJY trwfavmif; 3 a,mufu

tMuH&oGm;w,f/ ewf&kyfBuD;awGa&SUrSm olwdkY ,kHMunfcsufawGudk usdefjyr,f?

'gqdk jynfolawG vTwf,kHNyDaygY ..

tJ'geJY ygwDtrwfavmif;&,f? BuHYzGwftrwfavmif;&,f ? wrwfom;

trwfavmif;&,f twlwlvmMuw,f ..

ygwDtrwfavmif; / / uRefawmfY ,kHMunfcsufuawmY ]jynfolawGtwGuf

'Drdkua&pD o,faqmifvmzdkYygyJ}

(zkef; .. zkef; .. ewf2yg;u wa,mufwcsuf zaemifYeJY 0dkif;aygufMuygw,f)

ewf 2 yg;/ / jynfoltwGufrajymeJY rif;udk,fwdkifawmif vGwfvGwf

vyfvyfajymvdkY&vm;uG/

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BuHUzGwftrwfavmif; / / uRefawmfY ,kHMunfcsufuawmY ]jynfoludk

vlrIa&;vkyfief;awGeJY tvkyftaMuG;jyKzdkYyg}

(zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. ewf2yg;u wa,mufESpfcsuf zaemifYeJY

0dkif;aygufMuygw,f)

ewf 2 yg;/ / em*pfwkef;u rif;b,fa&mufaevJ[if? xyfaygufvdkuf& ..

wrwfom;trwfavmif; / / uRefawmfY ,kHMunfcsuf ..

(zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; ..

zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; ..

pum;awmifrqkH;ao; ewf2yg;u r&yfrem; zaemifYeJY aygufawmYwmygyJ)

wrwfom;trwfavmif; / / ae .. ae .. MuygOD; .. uRefawmfbmrS

rajym&ao;bl;av ..

ewf2yg; / / ,kHMunfcsuf .. rif;wdkYrSm ,kHMunfcsuf rS r&Sdwm ..

uJ .. vdrftkkef;uGm .. (zkef; .. zkef; .. zkef; ..) 

cohtet

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tEå&m,fuif;atmif pDpOfay;xm;ygvsuf

rD;tifrwef rSefwJh e,fNrdKUuav; wpfckrSm tawmfMum aezl;ygw,f/

r,Hkr&dSeJU olrSefyHku 'Dvdk/ wpfaeUudk rD;ESpfem&Dvmygw,f/ twdtusyJ?

ckepfem&Dvm udk;em&Dao/ rydkvJ rydkbl;? rvkdvJ rvdkbl;/ usaemfwdkU taeeJU

tvkyfvkyf&wm tawmfyJ tqifajywmuvm;/ a&pufqdkvJ tNrJwrf;

zGifhxm;vkduf&Hk? tdrfu rD;cvkyfawG qdkvJ ydwfp&mrvdk? vSsyfppf a&aEG;tdk;

xrif;tdk; qdkvJ a&av;xnfhNyD; tqifoifh yvyfwyfxdk;xm;vdkuf&Hkaygh/

tpdk;&u vlawGudk vdkavao;r&dS xm;yHkrsm; rD;awG a&awG

ydwfwmzGifhwmawmif udk,fhvufeJUudk,f vkyfp&m r&dSbl;aygh/ 'Davmuf

pDpOfay;xm;vsufu "mwfvdkufaowJh romu &dSao;Asm../

wjcm;[kwf&dk;vm;.. tbtdrfu um;armif;wJh &Jabmfav;aygh/ 

palmtree

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“vdyfpm ... wdkif;rSL;tdrf0if;” 

wcgu aq;&HkMuD;wck&JY ta&;ay: Xmeudk AdkufatmifYwJYvlemwa,muf

a&mufvmygw,f/ t&ifqHk; vlem&JYudk,fa&;&mZ0ifudkar;&wmaygY/ 

“bmtvkyfvkyfovJ” 

“wdkif;rSL;&JYum; armif;ygw,f” 

“b,frSmaevJ” 

“wdkif;rSL;tdrf;0if;xJrSmyJ aeygw,f” 

wm0efusq&m0efav;u vlemrSwfwrf;pm&Gufay:rSm?  “tvkyftudkif-‘

'&dkifbm? vdyfpm-wdkif;rSL;tdrf0if;” vdkYjznfYjyD;? aq&Hk;&Hkwifay;vdkufygw,f/

‘'gayr,fY 'grsdK;qdkwm aq;&HktkyfMuD;qD csufcsif;owif;ydkY&r,fY

xl;jcm;jzpfpOfwckjzpfaew,fqdkwmudk tvkyfyg;r0ao;wJY q&m0efav;u

rodvdkY owif;rydkYvdkufrdbl;wJY/ 'geJY aq;&HktkyfMuD;crsm wdkif;rSL;MuD;&JY

'&dkifbmudk nwGif;csif; oGm;zm;Edkifr,fY tcGifYta&;MuD; qHk;&HI;oGm;

&awmYwmaygY/

aemufaeYrS 'DtaMumif;udkodoGm;wJY aq;&HktkyfMuD;[m uref;uwrf;

vlemudkoGm;jyD; owif;ar;? vdktyfwmawG ( aq;awGtukef

tvum;ay;zdkYutp) tukefvkyfay;zdkY q&m0efawGudk nTefMum;eJY

awmfawmftvkyf&IyfoGm;&ygw,f/ aemufawmY nu*sLwDuswJY q&m0ef

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awGudk ac:jyD;? Mudrf;armif;awmYwmygyJ/ q&m0efav;uvnf;

aMumufaMumufeJY jyef&Sif;jy&wmaygY/ 

“vlemu '&dkifbmtqifYavmufqdkawmY uGsefawmfvnf; odyfta&;rMuD;bl;

xifvdkufvdkYyg q&mMuD;” 

“wdkif;rSL;&JYtdrfuqdk&if '&dkifbmutp ta&;MuD;w,fqdkwm oabmayguf

&rSmaygYuG” 

'Dae&mrSm aemufq&m0efav;wa,muf 0ifajymwmu .. 

“uGsefawmf aoaocsmcsmar;MunfYawmY olYq&mu wdkif;rSL;awmYwdkif;rSL;?

'gayr,fY ppfwyfuwdkif;rSL; r[kwfbl;/ &Jwdkif;rSL;wJYq&mMuD;” 

'DawmYrS aq;&HktkyfMuD;vnf; enf;enf;pdwfoufom&m&oGm;wJYyHkeJY  “vcGD;rSyJ

... vdyfpmudk wdwdususra&;Mubl;” vdkY&Suf&SufeJYajymjyD; olY&JYqlylwmawGudk

&yfvdkufawmYowJY/

aemufaeYawGrSmawmY aq;&HktkyfMuD;[m tJ'Dvlemudk udk,fwdkif oGm;rMunfY

awmYyJ? wynfYwa,mufa,mufudkyJ owif;ar;cdkif;wmavmufyJvkyfawmYwJY

taMumif;? 'DZmwfvrf;udkjyefajymjywJY uGsefawmYfoli,fcsif;q&m0efu

ajymygw,f/

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[kwfw,fav? zm;w,fqdkwJYae&mrSm b,ftwdkif;twmtxd zm;&rvJ

qdkwmvnf; pOf;pm;&ao;w,f r[kwfvm;/ &Jwdkif;rSL;&JY'&dkifbmrdkYom

t&Sufajy 'DavmufqufjyD; vkyfay;aewmaemf/ rD;owfwdkif;rSL;&JY

'&dkifbmrsm;jzpfaevdkYuawmY bmrSawmifqufjyD; zm;jyaep&m

rvdkawmYbl;av/ 

mgpo 

b,fuAdkvfMuD;vJ

'gu wu,fjzpfcJhwmyg/ tmPmodrf;jyD; ptcsdef? e0w u jrdKh&Gm?

&ufuGufawGtxdqif;jyD; &yf&GmudpöawGukd vkyfaewJhtcsdefaygh/ tvHkjrdKhe,f

rSmyg/ ppfwyfu &ufuGufxJtxd qif;jyD; tpnf;a0;yGJvkyfw,f/ 'DvkdeJh

ppfwyfu wm0ef&Sdolu olu b,fwyfu? b,f&mxl; tqifhaygh/ 'DvkdeJh

&ufuGufxJu vlawGeJh rdwfqufawmh wpfa,mufu olu AkdvfBuD;

b,folaygh vkdhajymawmh ppfwyfu yk*¾KdvfeJeJ jzHKoGm;w,f/ [m AkdvfBuD;vm;?

vmyg usaemhem;rSm vmxkdifygaygh/ 'DvkdeJh ppfwyfuvlu owd&awmh

ar;w,f/ AkdvfBuD;u b,fwyfuvJaygh/ tJh'd AkdvfBuD; ajzvkdufwmuawmh

t&HrD;owfuygwJh/ 

Zulu

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