My Mom's Birthday Gift 2012

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My Moms 22nd Birthday(Need that to impress Mom)Yo. I am Shinchan Noharaa from Kasukabe. I am here to make this birthday a special one for you. And yes, tell Aaryamann he didnt give me 200,000 for my work. It has to be done before midnight of 11 November.Hello. I am Doraemon from Tokyo and am here to make sure things are going as planned(unlikely to happen when Shinchan is around). I have got few things in my pocket for you. Youll get them soon.You are a mom to the person who created this for you. But what does a mom mean? Does it mean Meteors On Mars, or Make-up On Me? Well, let me ask Shinchan.Well, I found a meaning on Wikipedia few hours ago. It was by some 11 year old boy from J.D. Block, Pitampura. It was pretty nice. Here it is:-M:MakerO:OfM:MiraclesIt is my moms birthday few days later. I dont know what to give her. Could you please give me some advice, Shin chan?Look, It doesnt matter what you give. It matters with how much love you give that. So, the best thing you can give her is a video, PPT or some craft thing (Dont know why mothers like these things) These will be priceless for her. You can also try gifting her some Hot-Wheel cars or some action figures to play with. But my past experience hasnt proved much out of these gifts. (I didnt give Beyblades a shot, though) It really is a festive season were having right now. Birthdays and Diwali is just the beginning. They will go on till Christmas.Bye, Shinchan. My sister Doremi is waiting for me at Nobitas house and if I dont cover 2 continents within 48 hours at a speed of 80 kmp/h, I am dead meat.Halt The Raccoon With A Bag In Santas Clothes!I have a whole sheet to say about moms, so dont run away.Moms, or Mothers were found in 300 AD. These were found by Leonardo Di Caprio and Tom Cruise. Long ago, Tom and Leo were brothers. They saw Graham Bell build the bulb, they saw the Wright Brothers build the telephone and even Edison build the airplane! So, they thought of making something new. They bought themselves a cauldron and started adding ingredients like the socks of God, the earwax of Jesus, the Toenail of the Lord and even the scales of a fish! Suddenly, a heavenly looking lady came out and told Tom and Leo she was gonna take care of them like someone who was part God, part Jesus and Part Lord. This is how Mom was made.Get your facts right, Shinchan. It was toenail of Jesus and the earwax of Lord. Let me find something.Hey Shinchan!!! Look What I found in todays newspaper. It is totally true and with you, its really applicable!!!What is it??? Show it to me!!!Note: You may not be able to see Father want Wife because usually, they dont want one.Your Lecture has made me dizzy. Hey friends, please wake me up early next time so I can read the newspaper and then throw it before Doraemon can have a glance at it. Or else, I will soon turn into the second Sleeping Beauty.Fine. Ill take a break. I quit.If you felt that there was something missing in this powerpoint presentation, please contact at the following numbers:-555-4624634-8260Note: The first number has less chances of working as Shinchan doesnt usually pick up his phone.And Mom, I knew you would like it so dont bother calling. A pizza would do.BYE FRIENDS!!!And Yes Tell Aaryamann I would take 150,000 more for the poster designing. Yeah, the one you liked. For more such posters, log on toWWW.blahblahblahwhatever.comIn association with CadburyOh. I almost forgot. Aaryamann had told me he would be giving me 10% pay rise if his mom likes it. Do you like it? If you do, send a $385,000 check at Shinchan PPT Industries. If you dont like it, send some money anyway.