my dog has got no manners by bruce lansky my dog has got no manners. i think he’s very rude
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My Dog Has Got No MannersBy Bruce Lansky
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My dog has got no manners.
I think he’s very rude.
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He always whines at dinnertime while we are eating food.
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And when he’s feeling thirsty
And wants to take a drink,
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He takes it from the toilet
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Instead of from the sink.
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He never wears a pair of pants.
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He doesn’t wear a shirt.
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But worse, he will not shower
To wash away the dirt.
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He’s not polite to strangers.
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He bites them on the rear.
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And when I’m on the telephone
He barks so I can’t hear.
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When I complained to Mom,
she said,“ I thought you knew:
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The reason that his manners stink…
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He learned by watching you.”