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various steroids on athletes. Remember, both my Und.erground Steroid Handbook (USH) and the Anabolic Reference Guide, 6th Issue are American-based, and neither Bill Phillips nor I have great access to the range ofsteroids from Europe and the Far East. Besides, the USH was written in 1988, and much has changed over the last eight years, so a lot of the information isnt entirely correct (which is why my USH is no longer in print). One nice thing about the WAR (World Anabolic

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