Mr. TurkeyOh, so fat!I’m going to eat you.Just like that!

Over the river and through the woodsTo grandma’s house we go!The horse knows the wayTo carry the sleighThrough the white and drifted snow oh!Over the river and through the woods,Oh how the wind does blowIt stings the toes and bites the noseAs over the river we go!

Over the river and through the woods,Soon grandma’s cap I spy!Hooray for the fun!Is the pudding done?Hooray for the pumpkin pie!

The turkey ran away, before Thanksgiving day,He said, “They’ll make a roast out of me if I should stay!”

The cranberries ran away before Thanksgiving day,They said, “They’ll make a sauce out of me if I should stay!”

The pumpkin ran away before Thanksgiving day,He said, “They’ll make a pie out of me if I should stay!”

The children ran away before Thanksgiving day,They said, “They’ll make us clean all day if we should stay!”

The teacher ran away, before Thanksgiving day,She said, “They’ll make me Cook all day if I should stay!”

Five fat turkeys are we!

We slept all night in a tree!

When the cook came around

We couldn’t be found

And that’s why we’re here you see!

ThankfulI’m thankful for the turkey,

I’m thankful for the pie.I’m thankful for the corn and

bread,And squash, I’m going to try.

I’m thankful for the toys I have,The sun I feel and see,

And always for my family Who gather here with me!

Boys and girls? Yes Ma’amDid you go to the barn? Yes Ma’amDid you see my Turkeys? Yes Ma’amDid you feed my turkeys? Yes Ma’amDid you get any eggs? Yes Ma’amDid you give’em to your mama? Yes Ma’amDid she bake some bread? Yes Ma’amDid she give you some? Yes Ma’amWas the bread Good? Yes Ma’am

Boys and girls? Yes Ma’amHave you seen my Turkeys? Yes ma’am!Which way did they go? So so.

Which way did they go? So so

Will you help me find them? Yes Ma’am

1 …2….3…..4…..5…get ready let’s go!

Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo! Shoo Turkey, shoo shoo!

CHORUS:Let’s do the Turkey Dinner Dance,Come on, come on let’s go.Join right in and follow me,You can do it fast or slow!

Turkey to the left, cha cha chaTurkey to the right, cha cha chaTurkey up and turkey down,Turkey all around!

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Stirring gravy to the left, cha cha chaStirring gravy to the right, cha cha chaStirring gravy up and down,Stirring gravy all around!

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Mashed potatoes to the left, cha cha chaMashed potatoes to the right, cha cha chaMashed potatoes up and down,Mashed potatoes all around!

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Pumpkin pie to the left, cha cha chaPumpkie pie to the right, cha cha chaPumpkin pie up and down,Pumpkin pie all around!

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As I was a-goin'On down the roadWith a tired teamAnd a heavy loadI cracked my whipAnd the leader sprungI says day-dayTo the wagon tongueTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayRoll 'em up and twist 'em upA high tuck a-hawAnd hit 'em up a tune calledTurkey in the StrawWent out to milkAnd I didn't know howI milked the goatInstead of the cowA monkey sittin'On a pile of strawA winkin' atHis mother-in-lawTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayRoll 'em up and twist 'em upA high tuck a-hawAnd hit 'em up a tune calledTurkey in the StrawI came to the riverAnd I couldn't get acrossSo I paid five dollarsFor a big bay hossWell, he wouldn't go aheadAnd he wouldn't stand stillSo he went up and downLike an old saw millTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayRoll 'em up and twist 'em upA high tuck a-hawAnd hit 'em up a tune calledTurkey in the StrawDid you ever go fishin'On a warm summer dayWhen all the fishWere swimmin' in the bayWith their hands in their pocketsAnd their pockets in their pantsDid you ever see a fishieDo the Hootchy-Kootchy Dance?Turkey in the strawTurkey in the hayTurkey in the strawTurkey in the hayRoll 'em up and twist 'em upA high tuck a-hawAnd hit 'em up a tune calledTurkey in the Straw