Motel of the Motel of the MysteriesMysteries

Imagine it is 4022 CE. About 5,000 years Imagine it is 4022 CE. About 5,000 years ago, the USA suffered a tremendous ago, the USA suffered a tremendous calamity that brought the civilization to a calamity that brought the civilization to a sudden and screeching halt on November sudden and screeching halt on November 29; the calamity was a combination of 29; the calamity was a combination of pollution and a reduction in postal rates pollution and a reduction in postal rates which buried the North American continent which buried the North American continent in junk mail.in junk mail.

Over the millennia, the layers of mail and Over the millennia, the layers of mail and other litter solidified into a rocklike mass, other litter solidified into a rocklike mass, and the existence of America became a and the existence of America became a myth or a legend like Troy. myth or a legend like Troy.

After a few thousand years, After a few thousand years, archaeologists began to uncover areas in archaeologists began to uncover areas in the “Usa” that shed light on the ancient the “Usa” that shed light on the ancient civilization.civilization.

Their country was covered by a complex Their country was covered by a complex network of gray and black stripes which network of gray and black stripes which are theorized to be landing patterns for are theorized to be landing patterns for extraterrestrial visitors or coded extraterrestrial visitors or coded messages to the gods of Usa.messages to the gods of Usa.

Howard CarsonHoward Carson

The most significant find, however, was a The most significant find, however, was a burial site found by Howard Carson. The burial site found by Howard Carson. The discovery was by accident—the ground gave discovery was by accident—the ground gave way over a shaft and Carter was plummeted way over a shaft and Carter was plummeted into the entrance of the long forgotten tomb.into the entrance of the long forgotten tomb.

Accompanied by his companion, Harriet Accompanied by his companion, Harriet Burton, and a barrage of workers, Carter Burton, and a barrage of workers, Carter began to excavate the burial complex called began to excavate the burial complex called “Toot ‘n’ C’mon” by the ancient Yanks.“Toot ‘n’ C’mon” by the ancient Yanks.

The discoveries have been highly The discoveries have been highly enlightening as to the death culture enlightening as to the death culture of the inhabitants of Usa. As a result, of the inhabitants of Usa. As a result, we now know much more about the we now know much more about the society.society.

The Outer Burial ChambersThe Outer Burial Chambers

The Motel of the Mysteries is obviously The Motel of the Mysteries is obviously a large complex where the elite were a large complex where the elite were laid to rest. The accoutrements of the laid to rest. The accoutrements of the dead are many but are the same in dead are many but are the same in each of the chambers.each of the chambers.

Beyond the outer chambers where the Beyond the outer chambers where the dead were laid to rest are smaller, dead were laid to rest are smaller, inner chambers where the rituals of the inner chambers where the rituals of the deceased were performed.deceased were performed.

Outer Burial Chamber #1Outer Burial Chamber #1

Carter Examining the Remains Carter Examining the Remains in Chamber #2in Chamber #2

The Great Altar and The Great Altar and the communicator the communicator box.box.

This is how the This is how the ancients talked to ancients talked to their gods, their gods, especially the especially the Movie Gods.Movie Gods.

Small ReliefSmall Relief

This intricate piece This intricate piece of artwork served of artwork served as a portable as a portable shrine.shrine.

The Sacred SealThe Sacred Seal

Placed on the Placed on the handle of the outer handle of the outer door of the burial door of the burial chamber when chamber when closing the tomb.closing the tomb.

The Plant that would not DieThe Plant that would not Die

This plant was This plant was grown in separate grown in separate pieces and was pieces and was developed for developed for eternal life.eternal life.

The Inner Chamber:The Inner Chamber:The Ceremonial HeaddressThe Ceremonial Headdress

Musical InstrumentsMusical Instruments

The Sacred UrnThe Sacred Urn

Carter Portraying Worship at Carter Portraying Worship at the Urnthe Urn

Harriet Wearing the Sacred Harriet Wearing the Sacred Collar and JewelryCollar and Jewelry

Sophia Schliemann at TroySophia Schliemann at Troy