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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

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Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Quoteable Quotes“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

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prone?2. How many sides are there in a nonagon?3. Cobalt and Prussian are shades of which color?4. Where would you find the talus bone in the human body?5. A dendrologist studies dentures, metals, or trees?

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Everybody’s Talking!Sales gimmick: Alexander Kainov, the owner of a three-bedroom apartment in Chelyabinsk in western Russia, wantedto sell his abode, but was having trouble attracting interestedbuyers. So he tried a gimmick: he posted a photo on socialmedia showing the famous American movie director, QuentinTarantino (Reservoir Dogs, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood),in the apartment. But it wasn’t the real Tarantino, just a card-board cutout. While a buyer didn’t come out of the woodwork,Kainov’s post went viral, and he hopes the attention will eventuallyattract some offers.Beach bound: A beautiful beach in Australia was once a bananagrove. In the 1930s, the Watego family set up operations on whatis now Watego Beach, located on the country’s most easterly pointat Byron Bay. This white sand paradise is a quieter alternative toAustralia’s busy beach resorts. It has picnic tables and barbecuesavailable for those who want to cook a lunch. Surfers, swimmers,and sunbathers love this spot. When they get tired of the sand,they can take a walk up the path to Cape Byron Lighthouse,which was built in 1901 and overlooks Byron Bay.Colorful town: The town of Guatapé, Antioquia, Colombia,is said to be the most colorful in the country. That’s becauseeveryone decorates their homes and businesses with brightlycolored paint in many different designs. A home might havea background of red with orange and green flowers, while abakery might have images of bread loaves. Known as zocalos,these paintings can even tell a story of a journey or a historicalfigure. Guatapé is located 82 kilometers (51 mi.) east of thebig city of Medellín and is a tourist attraction for bothColombians and visitors.Illegal bean: A bean that is native to South America is illegalin the United States. It’s called the tonka bean and is known forits many scents. Looking a bit like a raisin, the tonka bean smellslike a combination of vanilla, cherry, almond, and cinnamon. Thebean’s shavings are used in such things as ice cream, beverages,and pastries. The ban in the United States stems from the factthat the bean contains coumarin, which can cause health problems.However, aficionados say it would take a large amount of beansto cause a problem. Cooks around the world use a small amountin a variety of dishes.

Quoteable Quotes“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

—Margaret Wolfe Hungerford“No written law has ever been more binding than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.”

—Carrie Chapman Catt

What’s Happening

Trivia1. If you are “cack-handed,” are you lucky at cards or accident

prone?2. How many sides are there in a nonagon?3. Cobalt and Prussian are shades of which color?4. Where would you find the talus bone in the human body?5. A dendrologist studies dentures, metals, or trees?

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Everybody’s Talking!Sales gimmick: Alexander Kainov, the owner of a three-bedroom apartment in Chelyabinsk in western Russia, wantedto sell his abode, but was having trouble attracting interestedbuyers. So he tried a gimmick: he posted a photo on socialmedia showing the famous American movie director, QuentinTarantino (Reservoir Dogs, Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood),in the apartment. But it wasn’t the real Tarantino, just a card-board cutout. While a buyer didn’t come out of the woodwork,Kainov’s post went viral, and he hopes the attention will eventuallyattract some offers.Beach bound: A beautiful beach in Australia was once a bananagrove. In the 1930s, the Watego family set up operations on whatis now Watego Beach, located on the country’s most easterly pointat Byron Bay. This white sand paradise is a quieter alternative toAustralia’s busy beach resorts. It has picnic tables and barbecuesavailable for those who want to cook a lunch. Surfers, swimmers,and sunbathers love this spot. When they get tired of the sand,they can take a walk up the path to Cape Byron Lighthouse,which was built in 1901 and overlooks Byron Bay.Colorful town: The town of Guatapé, Antioquia, Colombia,is said to be the most colorful in the country. That’s becauseeveryone decorates their homes and businesses with brightlycolored paint in many different designs. A home might havea background of red with orange and green flowers, while abakery might have images of bread loaves. Known as zocalos,these paintings can even tell a story of a journey or a historicalfigure. Guatapé is located 82 kilometers (51 mi.) east of thebig city of Medellín and is a tourist attraction for bothColombians and visitors.Illegal bean: A bean that is native to South America is illegalin the United States. It’s called the tonka bean and is known forits many scents. Looking a bit like a raisin, the tonka bean smellslike a combination of vanilla, cherry, almond, and cinnamon. Thebean’s shavings are used in such things as ice cream, beverages,and pastries. The ban in the United States stems from the factthat the bean contains coumarin, which can cause health problems.However, aficionados say it would take a large amount of beansto cause a problem. Cooks around the world use a small amountin a variety of dishes.

Quoteable Quotes“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”

—Margaret Wolfe Hungerford“No written law has ever been more binding than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.”

—Carrie Chapman Catt

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Your Weekly Horoscope

Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Pisceswinners with the luckiest number being 2.

Did You Know...Staying active: A volcano is deemed “active” if it haserupted in the last 10,000 years. The world has approximately1,500 active volcanoes. Many of these are located in what isknown as “the Pacific ring of fire.”Ouch! Most people occasionally get canker sores, also calledaphthous ulcers, somewhere in their mouth. They are notcontagious, and the exact cause isn’t known. Fortunately, theyusually go away on their own within a few days.Sweet and good: Cannoli is an Italian dessert. A fried,tube-shaped pastry is filled with sweetened ricotta cheese.There are many variations with additions such as chocolatechips, almonds, or candied fruit.Frequent fliers: Magnificent Frigatebirds are “magnificent”to watch as they soar the skies along the coasts of theCaribbean Sea. Males have a big red pouch on their throats,which can be inflated to attract a mate.French fame: Kayden Boche of France is a famous modelbest known for being in advertisements for a Christian Diorfragrance. He is also a music producer and songwriter.

On the Lighter SideDoes a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? No, they bothburn shorter!

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None.If the light bulb needed changing, the market would have alreadydone it.

What disappears as soon as you say its name? Silence.

Snake to another snake: “Are we poisonous? I just bit my lip.”

When can you physically stand behind someone who is standingbehind you? When you’re standing back-to-back.

Answers

Trivia answers: 1. Accident prone 2. Nine 3. Blue 4. The ankle 5. Trees

ARIES(March 21 - April 20)

You may f ind greatsatisfaction in spendingtime with family andfriends. You might beable to develop a betterunderstanding of your

personal desires and those of others.Lucky Numbers: 2, 10, 18, 40, 44, 47.TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

If you have a change ofheart about making careermoves, that may give yousome special benefits.You might receive a majorsalary raise or a more

lucrative position. Lucky Numbers: 4, 9,11, 18, 35, 37.GEMINI(May 22 - June 21)

With insight, you maybe able to find new waysto deal with life’s issues.Identifying problemsnow might encourageyou to move forward

with different perspectives. LuckyNumbers: 12, 20, 36, 37, 39, 47.CANCER(June 22 - July 22)

You may be called uponto assume a position ofleadership and socialimportance. In this role,you might be able towield considerable influ-

ence over others. Lucky Numbers: 8,12, 20, 32, 41, 43.LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may seek a deeperlevel of awareness fromwithin or receive guid-ance from other people.Your thoughts and ideasmight turn to resolu-

tions and problem-solving. LuckyNumbers: 12, 23, 38, 43, 46, 47.VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may be able to bringa new perspective tomany issues. Your intu-ition could be strong.This might be a time tobe brilliant, original, and

exciting in your thinking. LuckyNumbers: 6, 13, 17, 26, 33, 46.

LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Doors may open andnew opportunities maypresent themselves. Anyinitiative or action youfeel inclined to take rightnow might likely lead to

a positive outcome for you. LuckyNumbers: 4, 14, 15, 20, 46, 48.SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may be eager tolend a helping hand andbe very generous. Morethan likely, you mightmake charitable dona-tions or spend time with

those who can use your help. LuckyNumbers: 3, 6, 42, 43, 46, 47.SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Some offbeat or inven-tive ideas may stimulateyour inner spirit. Youmight seek friends whocan present you withdifferent ways of looking

at your situation. Lucky Numbers:10, 11, 16, 24, 28, 29.CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Try to put your practi-cality and self-reliance towork. The more logicalside of your brain maybe working. If you trustyour judgment, others

might trust you as wel l . LuckyNumbers: 32, 35, 37, 42, 45, 47. AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

This may be a time whenprecision, patience, andseriousness are required.If you can do this, youmight be able to success-fully deal with any com-

plex problems that come up. LuckyNumbers: 3, 4, 6, 8, 34, 36. PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your imagination mayrun high and optimismcould be contagious.You might be able tobecome who you want tobe. Try not to lose touch

with the inner you. Lucky Numbers:2, 4, 22, 23, 44, 46.

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