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How to: The Porn Tub Punch 72 liters of pure beauty

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  • How to: The Porn Tub Punch

    72 liters of pure beauty

  • The MissionDevelop a cocktail which looks like cumMake it taste a little cumlikeYet enjoyableAnd easy to prepareIn huge amounts (72 liters)Keep the neighbours out of the kitchenf

  • The TheoryCum is ...GreyishSaltyBrineCreamy & StickyLiquid and solidUsually not in cocktails

  • The SolutionsCum is ...Greyish Use yoghurt/buttermilkSalty Use salt (wow)Brine Use baking sodaCreamy & Sticky Use StarchLiquid and solid More starch!Usually not in cocktails well...

  • Basic Testsstarch+ b. soda+ waterheat until boiling

  • Basic Testsstirredgood texture

  • Lessons learned so farFirst warm waterThen starch Then baking sodaStir a lot!More starch can be added laterBut only by dissolving it seperatly in warm water and then adding it while stirring

  • Getting serious0.5 l water8-10 teaspoons potato starch1 ts baking soda1 ts salt2- 4ts yoghurt / 50ml buttermilkA little bit of vegetable oilMore baking soda will make it bubble a lot and taste note very well anymore...

  • Getting seriousLooks good in the panDoes horrible things in the drinkHeat in intervals, so you can check the thickness

  • Getting seriousAdd a little oil & use huge syringeCooold drinkEjectMarvelUse lots of pressure- Let it rest a second- Let the guest watch

  • What did we achieve? Cum-like substance

    Substance gets thicker when cooled

    In a drink its stable at first and then dissolves slowly for the nice cum-look

    And most of all: its cheap and easy to make, even in huge amounts

    Important: Stir a lot!

  • ApplicationCum ShotPrepare shot or longdrinkInject warm sperm into itServe- Try diff. alcohols- Add little cum-icecubes, they feel like dry jelly

  • ApplicationCocktail2 pt warm & thick(!) sperm1pt Banana-Juice1pt Pear-JuiceA little Buttermilk or Kefir1pt Vodka or Rum- Take some starch-solution- Heat extralong- Add pieces of the layer to drink

  • ApplicationWithout alcohol: 50 ml Yoghurt50 ml SpermFill with applejuice1ts honeyAdd some lemonjuice

    - Take some starch-solution- Heat extralong- Add pieces of the layer to drink

  • ApplicationSperm-CubeJust freeze some spermWill turn into something thick, spongy and dryTastes strangeFeels strangeOnly for the adventurous!!!

  • Basic Sperm: Step by Step Mix a lot of starch into warm water Add baking soda Add salt Heat slowly until it boils Stir Stir some more Boil in intervals until its as thick as you want it to be Let it cool a little Stir, stir, stir excessivly

  • Solid Sperm: Step by Step Mix even more starch into warm water Add baking soda Add salt 10 Heat slowly until it boils, stop heat Dont stir, let it settle Check if theres a thicker layer Mix thick layer with liquid parts Goto 10 until bored or satisfied Cut with knife, use a lot of force

  • Tipps & Tricks Prepare both basic and solid sperm and mix it in the drink

    You cant make solid sperm liquid again

    But you can make liquid sperm thick by adding strong starch-solution and heat

    Natron produces bubbles under heat can look good! Stir to get the yellowish color of the first cumshot since a long time

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