A Haunting

Account of the

Gory

Fates of Eight

Library

Leaders

For your viewing

pleasure, we present a

tale of 8 library leaders

whose fates were forever

changed*

*For better or worse: you be the

judge…

Misjudging the risks of

taking action…

descending the steps,

JuLIE lost her traction.

While BECKY was faced

with defining

competitive analysis…

A chandelier crashed and caused

her paralysis.

For disregarding

a ground rule…

AMY’S team Mates pushed her into the pool.

While waiting to reach

eighty percent…

LISA learned what starving

to death really meant.

Here lies Jessica

at the bottom of the river…

Her Strategic Partnerships

did not deliver.

While Contemplating her

Enneagram number…

ANITA froze to death in her slumber.

While intently listening to

“Straight from the Heart”…

BRAD became choked up

while he swallowed his tart.

Distracted by a vision

she had to create….

jess was

Blindsided by a

ghost of the

Donaldson

Brown Estate.

(could he be an 8?)

Thus ends our tragic tale

of leadership and woe;

Take heart, future leaders,

before you go!

The end