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THEN TRY

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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.PERFECT FIT.MICHAEL BAY KIDS BE LIKE

Hey dad! We had lots of fun in school, what did you do all day?

GOING THNGS

3 WORDS!!!

BOOM.

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

THE TELLETUBIES POWERSVAGINA POWERMASTERBATING POWERERECTION POWERILLUMINATI POWER

JOB APPLICATIONHello, my name is Jeff and I am 21 years old. Right now I am in me mums car listening to Darude-Sandstorm while f*cking her right in the pussy. I left the Illuminati about a week ago. I am legally blind. Can I see? Barely.JOB APPLICATION PROFILE

Name: JeffCar: Me mums carLast business: IlluminatiLeft business: About a week agoFavorite music: Darude- SandstormHobby: Fu**ing her right in the pussyAny diseases? Legally blindCan you see? Barely.

-5 Damage-9 Damage

FINISH HIM!!!-69 DamageRUTHLESS VICTORY BARNEY

Yo Asian kidI might be Asian but I can do inception. Look.Illuminati = 666 6x6x6 = 666 = 6x111= 666 = 213------goes on to the next problem 6x6x6 = 213

666=213---------- 2 1 3 = 3-1= 2 we already used minus so we need to use plus+2 | | | | \/\/ 2 1 = 21 what equals 21? 9+10=19+2= 21 CONCLUSION: 21+3=24 SO 24 = 213 SO 24=666 SO THAT MEANS THAT 24 IS ALSO AN ILLUMINATTI SYSMBOL AND NUMBER BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WE SOLVED 213 WHICH EQUALS 24 SO WE GOT TO SOLVE THE OTHER PART 666!IF WE DO THE SAME MATH WE DID FOR 213 WE GET 75 SO 24=75We get the two lines from this sign = and form this sign: x so 24x75= THE ILLUMINATI 18ILLUMINATTI THEORY PART 224x75= 1800 Rearrange the numbers and get this guy with a large penis and man boobs.1008

But who has man boobs and large penis?THAT GUY IS ILLUMINATITHAT GUY IS

JOHN CENAJOHN CENA ISILLUMINATTI

CONFIRMED

THIS POWERPOINT STARRED THIS GUYS

AND WAS DIRECTED BY THIS GUYSBarney Illuminati Michael Bay

THE FUCKING END