Owning a tank of my own will solve any future traffic problems.

http://www.tanksforsale.co.uk/Military_Vehicle_Prices.htm

Having one of these allows me to travel quickly from place to place in complete safety. Heavily armoured and heavily armed, I will remain untouched.

http://www.investorvillage.com/smbd.asp?mb=132&mn=7833&pt=msg&mid=811248

I needed a cash filler, and this car would be a perfect target for a tank shell.

http://www.canadatrader.com/result/detailinfo.aspx?ID=30937624&pgno=1&srt=1

This would be extremely fun to drive, and once again, I needed a bit of filler.

http://www.trader.ca/powerpage/details.aspx?vlotid=78433&adid=6731780

Since this is propelled by an enormous fan, this snow plane would be extremely fun to drive. Once again, I needed filler.

http://www.trader.ca/Search/Details.asp?mknm=&Region=-1&subcategory=-1&CAT=7&ADID=6683626&ADS=6683626%7C

Nice look, nice sound, and perfect for playing. Helps with

those faster riffs.

http://cgi.ebay.com/USA-BC-Rich-Handmade-Koa-Bich-Deluxe-Guitar-Full-Active_W0QQitemZ190163635280QQihZ009QQcategoryZ33035QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQtrksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Tenacious-D-The-Pick-of-Destiny-Guitar-Pick-JACK-BLACK_W0QQitemZ130195529207QQihZ003QQcategoryZ60361QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

To do computations on the run, and in all seriousness, who doesn’t want one of these?

http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?logon=&langid=EN&sku_id=0665000FS10098705&catid=23016&test%5Fcookie=1

I can have my own theme music this way, and it’d be pretty sweet, too.

http://www.gigmasters.com/dj/TeebreezeEntertainment/

If I get bored with everything else I can always fall back on this.

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/expensive22.html

I can always be the life of Halloween parties in this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/XBOX-360-Halo-Helmet-Armor-Master-Chief-Spartan-Costume_W0QQitemZ110222336817QQihZ001QQcategoryZ60360QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD2VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m122

So I can relax and change the channel from a distance in style.

http://www.luxist.com/2007/11/16/worlds-most-expensive-remote/

I can use these to bring about intense rocking out sessions at anytime.

http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/ultrasone-edition-9-worlds-most-expensive-headphones

Jack Thompson is a pompous fool. He won’t be a problem anymore.

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=4398

I’m hungry. (The pie is at the bottom of the picture. I don’t plan on eating the man.)

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/182/182023_chef_creates_worlds_most_expensive_pie.html

I am actually quite hungry.

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/expensive83.html

A private island of my very own would be perfect for relaxing by myself. Of course, there is the problem of where to sleep…

http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-2009360/

This solves my problem of where to sleep on my island. It has a hardwood floor, and it hangs from a tree. Flawless.

http://www.ihav.net/vb/news/expensive-tent-hangs-tree-like-cocoon-39884.html

Chinchillas breed like there’s no tomorrow, and I figured I could make a few extra bucks on them. Besides, how many people do you know who own chinchillas?

http://www.chinchilla4sale.com/chinchillas4sale.php

I’m feeling generous, and this man deserved every penny. This man will be pretty jolly.