Cal’s MGRPBy: Cal Hensley

First Hour Red

My name is Cal Hensley. I am probably the goofiest and tallest person you will ever meet. I play football and basketball for Benton High School, and I am an “A,” student.

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99.99 DOLLAR REWARD IF YOU CAPTURE HIM!

Cal Hensley Wanted for Picking on SHania Moppin too much.

I’m not weird I am eccentric.

.50 Cal rap

.50 Cal on this track,don’t judge me since I’m white,not black,Im rollin’ in yo crib,kick down ya door,shoot you in the face,with my revolvin .44Yeah, and i like barbecue,you messin with me,I’m messin with you,People say I make rappin look easy,haters just mad because their rhymes are cheesy,when I walk by I make all the girls shout, Im leavin now so swag me out.

You’re Invited to Cal’s Sixteenth Birthday Party!What: Cal’s 16th Birthday Party When: August 7, 2012Where: 124 Wilmer LaneTime: 7 p.m. to MidnightOther: Come and have fun!

10 Ways to Become a Successful Athlete

1. Work on your weaknesses until they are your strong points.

2. When you aren’t working, remember that your competition is.

3. You must constantly work to become better.

4. Talent is God given, be humble. 5. Fame is man given, be

thankful.6. Conceit is self given, be careful.7. Hard work always pays off in

the long run.8. Always go the extra mile.9. Never give up, no matter how

easy it is.10. Winners do what losers don’t

do.

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  In  8th  grade  i  played  traveling  football  on  a  team  called  the  Bengals.  I  had  a  lot  of  

fun,  played  against  better  players,  made  new  friends,  and  traveled  all  over  the  place.

  We  traveled  all  over  the  place.  The  closest  tournament  we  played  in  was  in  

Savannah,  Missouri  and  we  got  2nd  place.  The  farthest  tournaments  we  played  in  were  in  

St.  Louis,  Missouri  and  Des  Moines,  Iowa.  It  was  really  neat  traveling  a  lot  because  you  got  

to  see  some  of  the  communities  in  other  places.  

  In  Des  Moines  we  played  on  a  high  school  Cield  that  could  probably  seat  four  

thousand  people.  I  heard  the  high  school  had  at  least  two  thousand  kids.  The  Cield  was  turf  

and  it  had  a  huge  screen  similar  to  the  one  at  a  Chiefs’  game.  While  in  Des  Moines  we  also  

played  one  of  our  games  in  a  small  farming  community.  The  town  only  had  at  least  Cive  

hundred  people  but  their  Cield  was  the  nicest  Cield  I  have  ever  seen.  It  had  really  high  

quality  turf.  

  In  St.  Louis,  Missouri  we  played  a  tournament  and  we  were  there  all  day.  We  played  

two  football  games  back  to  back.  I  was  so  tired.  We  eventually  got  to  go  to  the  hotel  and  eat  

and  play  the  next  day.  There  were  only  three  other  teams  in  the  St.  Louis  tournament  but  

we  ended  up  winning.  It  was  fun  because  we  hung  out  and  ate  snacks  in  between  games.

  Overall  I  enjoyed  playing  traveling  football.  I  got  to  travel  to  different  places  and  

play  difCicult  opponents.  I  liked  seeing  other  places  and  meeting  new  people.  I  especially  

enjoyed  eating  fast  food  everyday  of  the  weekend.

How to Take Care of Your Pet Cal.1. You must find a suitable bed

for Cal. He has to have enough room for his long legs and arms. A king sized bed is recommended.

2. Cal can eat on his own. Just have food available. Cal eats a lot so having an extreme amount of food is necessary.

3. You will never have to walk Cal. Just give him a treadmill, trampoline, and weights. He can get exercise on his own.

4. As long as a shower and soap is provided, Cal can bathe on his own.

5. Cal can take care of himself as long as essentials are provided.

6. WARNING! Cal’s jokes can make you dumber.

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