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TOUCHE (773-465-7400), Saturday, September 28th �Ripe� with deep beats, dim lightsand hot men! Monday, September 30th �Big Game Night� Monday Night Football

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Aloha Guys and dolls! Any good gay knows that Madonna is celebrating 30 years ofentertaining us! And many bars are doing salutes and parties. But, did you know that shewas born on August 16th 1958 and that her given name was Madonna Louise VeronicaCiccone. And that she was one of six siblings (of course you did, you�re a good gay)Buuuutt did you know that about six years ago she bought her dad a winery in TraverseCity, Michigan and she visits there frequently and her favorite restaurant to eat at is theBlue Tractor (no you did not) A birdie told me that, one of her brothers still lives inTraverse City and he is an interesting character to say the least. Maybe she should havebought him a wino, I mean a winery! WHAT? It�s a gossip column with dates and places,what did you expect! From what I hear he�s a backpfelfengesicht, German for �a facebadly in need of a fist� (look it up, its true!)

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Chicago: BERLIN (773-348-4975), Sunday, September 29th �Depeche Mode\New Order� a multi-media mix down! DJ Greg Haus mixes music and video by two of our favorite bands of thepast 30 years! No cover charge. Sunday, October 6th �Madonna Rama� DJ Riley York! Nocover charge till 10pm with RSVP.

(I will, win the look a like contest at Sidetraxx so just send me my prize now Scottie)

SPIN NIGHTCLUB (773-327-7711), Every Monday �Dragzilla� it�s an amateur dragcontest! Hay, you gotta start somewhere! $100 cash prize! Saturday, September 28th DidaRitz�s �Dollhouse Drag Revue� Dida presents some of the brightest talent from their weeklyDragzilla contests.


go watch the game or play one! Wednesday, October 2nd �Bear Chest Night� so go havesome Autumn fun!

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Ann Arbor: NECTO (734994-5436), �Pride Friday� the biggest weekly gay night in Michigan! DJJace spins House and High Energy Dance in the Main Room while DVJ Mark plays Retro,Pop, Top 40 and UK Music Videos in the Red Room! No cover before 10pm, guys withcollege ID get in FREE until 11pm! Happy hour from 9pm-11pm, ½ off all drinks, shots andbeers. $2 Long Islands until 11pm.

Detroit: BODY ZONE (313-366-9663), Saturday, September 28th �College Night� with $5 lock-ers for members 18-25. Friday, October 11th �Black Out Party� Saturday, October 19th

�Leather Night� $5 lockers for members in chaps or harness! �Wild Wednesdays� FREElube with the purchase of locker or room. �FREE Tanning� Sunday-Thursday with thepurchase of a room or locker! CREAM Saturdays, �CREAM� is a gay night at the Shelter, with great drinks, the bestmusic and cute people! Located at 431 E. Congress below the St Andrew�s Hall. CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), �Messy Mondays� are customerappreciation night with FREE pizza and no cover. Dollar drinks from 7pm-11pm. Thursdays,Sabin is back with DJ John Cruz and exotic male dancers, no cover before 9pm. Fridays,Crystal Harding hosts �Exotic Male Dancers� with DJ�s John Cruz and Intrigue. GIGI�S (313-584-6525), it�s coming, I can�t flipping wait! Friday, October 18th �MissGIGI�s In Revue� Starring Miss GIGI�s titleholders from the past 40 years! Saturday andSunday, October 19th and 20th the 40th Annual �Miss GIGI�s Pageants� they will be crown-ing Miss GIGI�s 2013, Miss GIGI�s Classic 2013 and Miss Amateur GIGI�s 2013.


HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, September 28th the 3rd Annual �TopsAnd Bottoms Ball�. Wear color coded glow wrist bands (provided by the Hayloft) to show ifyou�re a top or a bottom. Left is top, right is bottom (what if I wear one on each wrist in eachcolor? Does that mean I shawiiiiing both ways?) Saturday, October 6th MIBEARS �OneYear Anniversary�. Join sexy men of MIBEARS as they celebrate one year of hotness. Shotspecials and give aways! The leather Expo was fantastic! See photos in out flashing! Good jobguys. LIQUID (313-826-1192), Friday, September 27th for one night only, From Chicago �KevinLee�. Hosted by Jacqueline Frost and featuring Mr. Liquid Ric Key! Saturday, September28th �Hot Body Underwear Contest� with Quinn Andrew Christian underwear model,Jaxon. Give aways all night long and the winner receives a basket of Andrew Christianunderwear (I hope it�s a laundry basket) MENJOS (313-863-3934), �Game On� they�re open one hour before every playoff game,home or away! Watch the game on their new giant HD screens plus no cover, FREE parkingwith drink specials! (I�ll be wearing my cheer leading out fit for sure! Saturday, October 5thfor the first time ever at Menjo�s legendary DJ / producer Morabito! Thursday, October 3rd

�Blow Me For Rent� (OK!) six contestants will each attempt to blow up a dirty old manlove doll (oh a doll I thought they meant me) one winner will get their rent paid for onemonth! Saturday, October 12th all eyes on Menjo�s �Britney VS Madonna� (oh, please! Nocontest Ms. M for days) Videothon with DJ Marquis. Thursday, October 17th �Miami Inva-sion� with DJ \ Producer Oren Nizri from South Beach! Its always FREE cover on yourbirthday! Ask them about the �Queen For A Day� party package; it includes a bottle ofliquor, a cake, balloons, party favors and a private reserved area for your group. By the waythe bar looks great!!

Tickets are $10 for General admission and $15 limited reserved seating. People come fromall over the country to see this event and the tickets are going fast!! Well, what do you expect?Its GIGI�s, the longest running, classiest drag show revue ever!

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Grand Rapids: RUMORS (616-454-8720), Tuesdays are �Kickass Karaoke� with Monica Parker at 10pm!They have thousands of songs to choose from and a state of the art digital system for amazingsound! No cover and $1 off domestic drafts and well specials! Saturday, September 28th �FoamParty� with DJ Craig Allen. Peeps, if you have never been to a foam party you need to check

Ferndale: COMO�S (248-548-5005), Mondays are �Trivia Nights� Tuesdays are �Karaoke� on thepatio The first Friday of the month they bring in a DJ to rock the place! They have a beautifulbanquet room up stairs, so book your private holiday parties now! Larry the decorator isalready doing his thing for the Halloween extravaganza, be sure to check it out!

Flint: JB�S NITE CLUB (810-232-1955), A new upscale gay bar has opened in Flint Michiganit�s called JB�s Nite Club. JB�S is located at 2031 S. Dort Hwy. They are open Wednesday�Saturday from 9pm til 2am! Friday and Saturday, September 27th and 28th �Grand Open-ing Celebration� when the finalists of the drag kings and queens contest will be chosen! OKall you Michiganders lets get to Flint on the 27th and show this new bar how we in Metralandknow how to party! Saturday, September 28th �Glow Stick Party� with lots of hot male andfemale dancers!

Saturday, September 28th �Macho City� Saturday, October 5th �Black Out� ( do they turnthelights off or do you drink until you black out? both sound good to me) Sunday�s �KeggersNight� fresh Keg tapped at 6,9 and midnight! Tuesdays, �Pool Tournament with cash prizes!Wednesdays, �Smokin Hot Underwear Contest� with cash prizes. Fridays, �Leather Night�no cover with leather attire!

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Mt. Clemens:TOTAL T�S (586-468-2208), Order your fall T-shirts, Sweat Shirts and hoodies! Theirtaking orders for bowling shirts now! Custom Screen printing, affordable prices, no set upfee, low minimums and quality apparel. I bought my best friend a T that says �I�m not bossyI just have better ideas� I�m sure we all have one of those is our life! It makes a good gift togive a T with the perfect statement on it for your flawed friends!

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Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), Fall is here! My fave time of the year! I love to go up toTraverse City this time of the year! The leaves are changing and the wineries are doing theirfall harvest with lots of wine tasting. Who knows you might even catch a glimpse of Ms.Madonna! Speaking of Madonna on Saturday, September 28th its �Madonna Thon� cel-ebrating 30 years of success! There will be CD give aways and a look alike contest (what fun,but really folks you know I have it in the bag) Friday, October 4th �Zodiac Review� for all youLibras! A live show with the best local queens and kings perform!

Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Starting October 1st every Tuesday, Jadein Black and DJJimmy host the original Malebox �All Male Booty Contest� $2 well and domestic all dayand all night! $75 for 1st prize and $25 for 2nd prize! Every Wednesday its �Open LineDancing� Thursdays are �Karaoke And Drinks� with Jodi! Fridays are �Friday Night OutWith The Boyz� with DJ Chris Cross! Check out their new shot boys! Saturdays, �MaleboxRevue Drag Comedy Show� with Iona Traler (Luv ya sis) Jacueline Frost and special guestand DJ Jimmy. �Happy Hour� every day!! From 2pm-7pm with the awesome bartendersJay, Patrick and James!

That�s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, October 2nd for our Wednesday,October 9th issue and you can reach me at [email protected]!

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