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Greetings my little elves, Christmas is fast

ful what you wish for. Last year I asked Santafor the sexiest person ever for Christmas…Iwoke up in a box! Let’s check out holiday par-ties in Metraland!

approaching! Things have changed since I wasa kid. Santa’s a wreck trying to live in a worldthat’s politically correct. His workers no longeranswer to “Elves” vertically challenged” theycall themselves. Four reindeer vanished, releasedto the wild by the Humane Society. The run-ners on Santa’s sleigh were removed becausethe ruts were deemed too dangerous by theEPA. No candy or sweets…they are bad forthe teeth. No baseball, no Football…some mightget hurt, besides, playing sports exposed kidsto dirt. Dolls are said to be sexist and should bepassé. Nintendo will rot your entire brain awayand don’t get me started on toy guns! Santadoesn’t know what gift to give without anger-ing the left or the right. Finally a gift that wouldsatisfy each group of people in every religion,every race, every hue. Everyone,everywhere…even you! So here is that gift, itsprice beyond worth… “May you and yourloved ones enjoy peace on earth.” Oh, on thelighter side, be care

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“Chanukah Party” with Deidel games , prizesand treats! Every Sunday “Beer Bust” with$1 Bud Light drafts and sodas!

…MICHIGAN Ann Arbor: NECTO (734-994-5436), Friday, December12th “Willam” hosted by Chanel Hunter andNickki Stevens. DJ’s Jace, Mark and JasonMichael. The first show is at 9:30 with an en-core performance at 12am. Meet and greet afterthe show! Friday, December 19th “Snow Ball”with Miss Sandy Claws and the Pride crewelves!

Detroit:CLUB GOLD COAST / SIN in Detroit (313-366-6135), Friday, December 26th CrystalHarding celebrates her 21st birthday! (again) GIGI’S (313-584-6525), Sunday, December7th “Wonderful World Of Disney” varietyshow with Karaoke, drink specials, no coverand tons of performers! Friday, December 12th

“Miss MIC Pageant” hosted by Lisa Sum-mers! Sunday, December 14th “Don We NowOur Gay Apparel” with Karaoke, drink spe-cials and no cover! Sunday, December 21st

“Holiday Campaign.” Karaoke with KJ Karen,4pm-8pm. Tip big because 100% goes to theRuth Ellis Center.


HAYLOFT SALOON (313-581-8913), Saturday, December 6th “Toys For Tots” kickoffparty bring a new toy or purchase a choo-choo train for $1 and receive a raffle ticket for each toyor train purchased for a chance to win prizes! Saturday, December 13th Summers Eve “HolidayPotluck” from 3pm-7pm bring your favorite dish to pass! Then from 9pm till 2am it’s an“Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” and God knows we all have them! MENJO’S (313-863-3934), Friday and Saturday, December 5th and 6th “The 12 KinksOf Christmas” freak show edition! Friday night is hosted by ICON. Plus the extremelyhot men of Manwatch show! Saturday night is hosted by ONYX with fantasy shows,demos and vendors! Friday, December 12th “Friday Night Live” with live male vocalists!Saturday, December 13th “41st Anniversary Party” with food and a champagne toast! 24 HOUR VIDEO (313-271-1100), No beating around the bush, (pun intended) Lets just callit what it It’s a sex shop and a great one at that! It’s open when you need it to be LATE! Checkout their web site at xxxdetroit.com.

Ferndale: COMO’S (248-548-5005), Go spend the holidays with Como’s they will be open Christ-mas Eve and Christmas Day from 11am-2am! Eat drink and be merry on New Year’s Eve. Partytill 4am! JUST 4 US (248-547-5878), Just in time for the holidays, Just-4-us has a huge selection ofholiday greeting cards, gifts and toys, (I’m not talking baby dolls and GI Joes) pick up somegreat gifts to stuff in your lover, I mean in your lovers stocking!

Grand Rapids: The APARTMENT (616-451-0815), Wednesday, December 24th “Ugly Sweater Contest”$50 prize first place and $25 prize for second place then partaaaa till Midnight with Bobby J!Christmas Day open at 5pm for “Thirsty Thursdays”

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RUMORS (616-454-8720), Mondays, “Mega Mug And Kickass Karaoke” with no coverand Skye drink specials! Wednesdays are “Wicked Wednesdays” The sexiest night in GrandRapids! The men of Manwatch will be showing you sin and skin!

Hamtramck: TEMPTATION LOUNGE (313-974-6575), Every Friday “Rich Bitch” Every Thursdaystarting Thursday, December 11th its “Liftoff” with the legendary DJ Stacy J! Special perfor-mances by Erika Adams at 12am and 1am

Lansing: SPIRAL (517-371-3221), Saturday, December 13th “Bad Santa And Naughty Elves” withDJ John Cruz!

Pontiac: LIBERTY BAR (248-758-0771), Friday, December 5th at 9pm “Disco And Divas” withspecial guest performers, Lola Dick and Dee Love! Friday, December 12th at 9pm “UglyChristmas Sweater Party” with a prize for the ugliest sweater! Saturday, December 13th at9pm “Daddy’s Toy Drive” taking donations of new children’s unwrapped toys! 50/50 rafflebaskets and drink specials! All proceeds and toys to be donated to the South OaklandShelter! Every Thursday “Karaoke”

Royal Oak:ANDIAMO (248-268-2840), Thursday, February 26th “Sharron Needles” with spe-cial guests Detox and Darienne Lake Continued on page 25


PRONTO’S (248-544-7900), Friday, Saturday and Sunday, December 19th-21st “23rd

Anniversary And Holiday Weekend” Friday, DJ Abe! Saturday, DJ Doug RobertsSunday, “Sunday Funday” brunch kicks off at 9am, Tea Dance at 3pm and Cake andQueens at 6pm!

Traverse City: SIDETRAXX (231-935-1666), It’s time to plan a winter wonderland to Traverse City forskiing, sledding, ice skating and more! Friday, December 5th “Zodiac Revue” for Sagit-tarius with your host Dymond Denae! Also it’s the kick off for their holiday Fundraisers! Friday, December 12th “Bachelor/Bachelorette Auction” proceeds to go tolocal charities! Saturday, December 13th “Customer appreciation Night” with hors doeuvres and drink specials! Sunday, December 14th “Christmas Pot Luck Dinner”with drink specials and a silent auction for local charities!

Warren: MALEBOX II (586-806-2390), Mondays, “Pool Tournament” at 9pm. Tuesdays,Jaden Black and special guest! Wednesdays, “Country Line Dancing” with DJ Scott!Thursdays and Fridays “Karaoke” Saturdays “Comedy Drag Revue” with the fabIona Traler and Jacqueline Frost! Sundays, Hot food available during “Happy Hour”

That’s it for this issue! Our next deadline is Wednesday, December 10th for our Issuethat comes out Wednesday, December17th (New Years Eve issue) you can reach me [email protected]! Email me your upcoming events today!


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