Deck of cards memory palace.

King of Clubs

Blinghipster

King of Diamonds

diamond ring

wearing on their finger...

King of Spades

buffalo wings

Chicken wing

King of hearts

kingcrown

queen of clubs

jeans

queen of diamonds

jumping beanjumping

queen of spadeswolverineclaws

queen of hearts

queentiara

jack of clubs

hackercomputer

jack of diamonds

stack of billscounting money

jack of spades

rib rackeating ribs

jack of hearts

knightsword

10 of clubs

hen of chickenscracking eggs

10 of diamonds

penink spill

10 of spades

monocle lenswearing a monocle

10 of hearts

big benwatch

9 of clubs

winedrunk

9 of diamands

vine

9 of spades

shrinepraying

9 of hearts

skeleton skull

8 of clubs

date

8 of diamonds

platedropping a plate

8 of spades

weighttrying to lift weights

8 of hearts

baitfish slap in the face

7 of clubs

heavenhalo

7 of diamonds

lightning

seven of spades

leavened bread

seven of hearts

bacon

6 of clubs

deer ticktrying to take off a tick

6 of diamonds

garlic

6 of spades

brickscracking a brick on your head

6 of hearts

pile of sticks

5 of clubs

beehivebeing chased by bees

5 of diamonds

diverspeedo

5 of spades

knifebeing stabbed

5 of hearts

chive cheesesmeared all over face

4 of clubs

boarhorns

4 of diamonds

oar

4 of spade

gore

4 of hearts

conquistadorspanish hat

3 of clubs

treeleaves

3 of diamonds

refereestriped uniform

3 of spades

stinky cheese

3 of hearts

mp3 earbuds

2 of clubs

shoetied up with laces

2 of diamonds

zoo

2 of spades

poo

2 of hearts

bamboo

ace of clubs

club

ace of diamonds

diamond

ace of spade

shovel

ace of hearts

heart