Not all writers are created equal.{ }

Some are crazy.{ }

Garlington’s written for big-time magazines.{ }

Newspapers.{ }

His column was up for a national award . . .{ }

Didn’t get it. (Rigged){ }

He has a blog.{ }

Or two.{ }

And a book. Seriously, a book.{ }

Even a collection of snobby short stories . . .{ }

But none of that matters.{ }

If he doesn’t become stupid rich.{ }

Which will never happen . . .{ }

If you don’t hire him.{ }

He’s professional.{ }

He’s talented.{ }

He’s funny.{ }

He turns in brilliant copy on time.{ }

Every time.{ }

So call him.{ }

(Ask for Chris){ }

773-480-0121

You’ll be glad you did.{ }

So will your readers.{ }

Crazy good.

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Christopher Garlington6105 N MasonChicago IL 60646773-480-0121chris@creativewriter.proDeathbychildren.comBeatcopsguide.com

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