malice in wonderland
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Malice in Wonderland: Or, Transformation and ComplianceJustin Arbuckle – VP Transformation, Chief Enterprise Architect, CHEF@dromologue / [email protected]
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Alice in Wonderland is a story about a ‘normal’ person in a world where rules are arbitrary.
Sound Familiar?
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The Rabbit makes the Rules that Matter
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You will never find your cat.
SCALE CIRCLESCONTROL
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The Caterpillar Knows about iteration
A Different kind of Cat
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The Cheshire Cat’s (or Arbuckle’s 1st) Law
If your capability to comply exceeds your capability to create, you will always create the past.
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The compliance of an organisation is direct proportion to the encodedness of its rules.
The are always riddles and never Jam.
The March Hare’s (or Arbuckle’s 2nd) Law
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Everyone at the start of the party plays every game
The Queen of Hearts Law (or Arbuckle’s 3rd):
Security / Compliance officers at every standup so backlog and progress is visible.
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Were there ever any tarts?
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chef.io/compliance
Justin ArbuckleTweet : @dromologueEmail : [email protected]
'I could tell you my adventures — beginning from this morning,' said Alice a little timidly:
'but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.'