lp-1100/siri lp-1101/set them free lp-1102/small stuff · 2016. 10. 6. · birthday greetings...
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LP-1097/Genius LP-1098/Fit Bit LP-1099/Ice Cream
LP-1100/Siri LP-1101/Set Them Free LP-1102/Small Stuff
LP-1103/Earbuds LP-1104/Weight Loss App LP-1105/Best to Come
August 2016 New Releases
LP-3021 / Dog Treat BdayLP-3022 / Old School Bday LP-4010 / Pet Thanks
LP-1090 / Pet HeavenLP-1083 / Spa Day
LP-1084 / Goddess Mom
LP-1089 / Screw ThatLP-1085 / Cranky MommyLP-1087 / Father’s Day Bastard
May 2016 New Releases
1
LP-1073 / Two Shoulders
LP-1077 / Good Book
LP-1074 / Two Hands
LP-1081 / Kung Fu
LP-1078 / Bowl Me Over
LP-1082 / Rom Com
LP-1079 / Summer’s Day
LP-1086 / Congrats Bastard
May 2016 New Releases
2
LP-1091 / Librarian
LP-1076 / Congrats Star
LP-1088 / WebMD Get Well
LP-1080 / No Comments
May 2016 New Releases
More new hits on your way soon!
All cards printed on a 1907 Chandler and Price, with great love and snark.
Feel free to contact us with any questions at all at:[email protected] or
give a call at:828-279-5723. 3
LP-1075 / Garbage Day
STYLISH SNARK SINCE 2009
wholesale catalog
Lady Pilot Letterpress was born out of a deep love for archaic machinery and a sarcastic wit that just won’t quit. No really, owner Emily Wismer can’t stop being sarcastic and is incredibly lucky that she can make a living with this venerable skill.
We are proud to do everything for Lady Pilot in house, from design, to printed product, to carefully
packaging our cards to ship to over 150 stores in the United States and internationally.
We’re also all over the interwebs!ladypilotletterpress.com
facebook.com/pages/Lady-Pilot-Letterpress/instagram.com/ladypilotletterpress
The Scoop
Spring 2014 New Releases
LP-1030Sex Later
4bar on Chip
LP-1033Fanfuckin
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-1031Hi Dummy
4bar on Lettra
LP-1034Die Spider
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-1029Umbrella
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-1035Heart from DC
4bar on 100% PCWLP-1032Jet Pack
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-1019Press One
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-1027Fartiness
4bar on French Pop-tone LP-1018
Wicked DrunkA2 on French Pop-tone
LP-1024Sister
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-1023Damn List
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-1025Tonight’s Menu
4bar on French Durotone
Snarky Greetings
Snarky Greetings
LP-1022You Shut Up4bar on Lettra
LP-1021What It Is
4bar on Lettra
Lp-1001Howdy Cracker
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-1003Do Go On
A2 on French Durotone
LP-148Go Ahead and TextA2 on French Pop-tone
LP-158Big Fat Jerk
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-1006Not You
4bar on Chip
Snarky Greetings
LP-144Why Don’t We?
4bar on 100% PCW LP-117Philosophy Degree
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-142Dear Lord
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-1017Dear Diary
A2 on French Durotone
LP-149Brains
4bar on French Construction LP-111Cheericorn
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-135Tailgating BastardA2 on 100% PCW
LP-1008Tiny Violinist
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-114Bus Driver
A2 on 100% PCW
Snarky Greetings
LP-159Pull My Finger
A2 on French Speckleton
LP-107Wrestlers
4bar on 100% PCWLP-134
Father-Son DayA2 on 100% PCW
LP-141Talkin To Me?
4bar on 100% PCWLP-118Wino
A2 on French Construction
LP-136Who Do You Think You Are?
4bar on Lettra
LP-120Dancer Shut Up
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-109 Seahorses
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-150Screw You
4bar on French Speckletone
Birthday Greetings
LP-3001Cranky Cat Bday
A2 on French Construction
LP-3004Gospel Bday
A2 on French Pop-toneSilver Envelope
Lp-302Antelope Bday
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-306Dog Bday
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-307Call Your Mom BdayA2 on French Pop-tone
LP-3002Bon Anniversaire
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-3006Bunny Bday4bar on Chip
LP-3003Megaphone Bday
A2 on French SpeckletoneLP-3005
Killer Bday4bar on French Speckletone
Birthday Greetings
LP-301Elephant Bday
A6 on French Speckletone
LP-304Belated Bday Cake
A6 on French Speckletone
LP-133Flying Fish Bday
A2 on French DurotoneSilver Envelope
LP-112Rare Beast Bday
A2 on French Pop-toneSilver Envelope
LP-131Wascally Varmint Bday
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-119Dancer Bday
4bar on 100% PCW
Special Occasion Greetings
LP-1026Hooray Baby
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-129Breadwinner
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-145Stork
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-1002Happy Divorce
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-1020Embarrassing Anniversary
A2 on French Pop-tone LP-140Smarmy AnniversaryA2 on French Pop-tone
Lp-132Don’t Give Up Ship
4bar on Chip
LP-1007Gross Get Well
A2 on French Construction
LP-138Ouch
4bar on French Speckletone
Special Occasion Greetings
LP-1028Bye Bye Books
A2 French Durotone
LP-147Holy Shit Graduate
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-154Unusual Friends
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-139Best Mom Ever
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-160Atomic Oops
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-102Prick
A2 on French Durotone
LADY PILOT
What’s in a name? A quick explanation of Lady Pilot...
The Lady Pilot moniker comes from a combination of three things, (and a conversation with my good friend, Ben McLeod, who pointed these things out). The first press I ever bought, at a flea market in Ypsilanti, Michigan, was a tabletop Pilot press. My first name is Emily, similar to Amelia, and Amelia Earhart, who is a hero of mine. And finally, singer and songwriter Neko Case has a lovely song called,
“Lady Pilot,” which might just be about a particular fearlessness. Oh, and our logo, which we love, was designed by the talented Brandon Mise of Blue Barnhouse.
CENTERFOLD!
One of our favorite stories...
This card was found on a softball field in New York City, by a high school friend. He sent me the images to let me know how amazing it was to see an object made by someone he knows, used by people to express love for each other. I love it because it is very easy to forget that the things you make have a life after they leave your shop, and that the reason for making
cards, even when they’re snarky, is the space they allow for communication between people who care about each other. It thrills me to think that a piece of paper I hand feed into a
century-old press will go somewhere, make someone I’ve never met happy, maybe make them closer to another human being. It’s a pretty awesome reason to be a printer.
Romantic Greetings
LP-1004Organic Love4bar on Lettra
LP-1005Internet vs Love4bar on Lettra
LP-1010NPR
4bar on French Construction
LP-137Sexy Books
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-2011Tesla
A2 on French Construction
LP-103Bee’s Knees
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-1014Heart On
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-1012Octopi
4bar on 100% PCWLP-1013
Touch My Junk4bar on French Construction
Romantic Greetings
LP-1015Monkey Around
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-1009You Are Here
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-113Bike Love
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-125Oh Honey
A2 on French Durotone
LP-1016You’re Alright4bar on Chip
LP-106Do You Like Me?4bar on 100% PCW
LP-101Weird Shit
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-104Heart from Chicago4bar on 100% PCW
LP-121No Pants
A2 on French Durotone
Romantic Greetings
LP-151Cat’s Pajamas
#10 on French Speckletone
LP-153Braille Love
4bar on 100% PCW
LP-123Haz Loves?
4bar on 100% PCW
Lp-152Dream Cat
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-116Whisk
4bar on French Speckletone
Lp-115Spoon
4bar on French Pop-toneLP-122Sweetheart
4bar on Lettra
Romantic Greetings
LP-161Kiss or Bite?4bar on Lettra
LP-126Cupid the BastardA2 on 100% PCW
LP-155Thanks for the Sex
4bar on Lettra
LP-157Huge Turn On
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-128Love Her Bike
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-162Bedazzle Me
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-163Censored Shit
A2 on 100% PCW
LP-127Eccentric
A2 on 100% PCW
Thanks and Sympathy
LP-402 Franks a Lot
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-405 Pow! Thanks4bar on Chip
LP-130Thanks so Freakin Much
4bar on Lettra
Thank You Cards
LP-403Chip Type Thanks
4bar on Chip
LP-404Plaid Thanks
4bar on French Construction
LP-406Shanks a Lot
4bar on 100% PCW
Thank you cards are sold individually for 2.50/each, or in packs of 6 for $8.
Sympathy Cards
LP-305Pet Condolence
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-303Sympathy Flower
4bar on Lettra
LP-2009Boozy Holidays
A2 on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-2007Cranky Cat Holidays
A2 on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-2008Wise Men
4bar on French Speckletone
LP-2011Reindeer Poo
4bar on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-2010Monster Holiday
4bar on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
New Holiday Greetings
Popular Holiday Greetings
LP-2003Happy Depression Month4bar on French Construction
LP-208Santa’s Phone
4bar on French ConstructionLP-206
Dear TimmyA2 on French Speckletone
Red Envelope
LP-201Christmas Yahoos
4bar on LettraRed Envelope
LP-2001Holiday Toots
A2 on French Speckletone
LP-207Santa Fart
4bar on French Pop-tone
LP-2002Zombie Santa
A2 on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-213Holiday Guilt Trip
A2 on French Pop-Tone
LP-202Oy Vey Santa
4bar on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
Classic Holiday Greetings
LP-212Christmas Balls
A2 on French DurotoneRed Envelope
LP-209 Perfect Family4bar on Lettra
LP-204Christmas Heart
A2 on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-205Killer Holiday
4bar on 100% PCWRed Envelope
LP-211Christmas Grandma
4bar on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-210Up Yours Santa
4bar on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-2004Naughty Holiday
A2 on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-2005Holiday Surprise
A2 on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-2006Meowy Christmas
4bar on French SpeckletoneRed Envelope
LP-4003Dance Party Invite
5x7 on French Speckletone
LP-4002Starry Invite
#10 on French Pop-tone
LP-501Wino Coaster
LP-401Halloween Invite
A2 on French Pop-tone
LP-4003Baby Shower Invite
5x7 on French Speckletone
LP-502Print Like a Girl
7.5x14 Poster on French Speckletone
Posters, Invites, Ephemera
Wholesale pricing:Single Cards - $2.50
Boxsets (6 of folded cards, 8 of flat cards) - $8.00Coasters (6) - $5.00
Posters - $8
Cards are sold in multiples of 6. Minimum initial order of $125, re-orders, $90. Free shipping is offered for all orders over $200.
just the faqs Ma'am, Just the faqs...
We do our best to make environmentally conscious decisions and all of our cards are printed on paper with as much recycled content as
possible and bagged in biodegradable sleeves.
For more information, or to place an order, visit our webstore at ladypilotletterpress.com/shop, email, or give us a call at:
828-279-5723.
We’re also all over the interwebs!ladypilotletterpress.com
facebook.com/pages/Lady-Pilot-Letterpress/instagram.com/ladypilotletterpress
All images © Lady pilot letterpress