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We’re in holiday mood!

Our cover photo was

taken at Cayeux-sur-Mer,

Northern France. With a

fourteen kilometre stretch

of beach, the planked

boardwalk is 1800 meters

long and has around 400

cabins, all painted in a

variety of colours! It’s

charming, relaxing and still has an active fishing port, where you can buying shrimp and fish

on the dock. It’s setting the scene for our first edition and even if you aren’t holidaying away

from home, whether you are BBQ’ing in the garden, going to watch a film, or taking a little

time to maybe sit in the sun with the perfect summer read—LLm is full of great ideas!

We’ll be bringing you a wide range of great articles and features, plus some interesting

interviews in our free emagazines—three times a year! We love feedback, so do drop by our

websites and talk to us—tell us what you would like to see in future issues!

You can also email us at loveahappyending.com@gmail.com.

In this edition:

•Welcome

•Guest interview – author Ben Hatch

•Wine 101

•Travel feature – cruises

•Bookshelf Reviews

•Mushrooming on Vancouver Island

•Feeling the pinch to lose an inch this summer?

• Craft ideas – Bead-dazzling this summer

•Relationship advice

•Film reviews - The BIG screen & Film Fatales!

•Sizzling summer recipes!

•Inspiring the kids

•Summer travel – child friendly!

•Adam’s rib – adult humour

•Ode to summer

•Sport – Golf and F1

•The Write Path

•Village Life in France

•Village Life in the UK

•County Life - Keeping chickens

•Meet the Team

•On the bookshelf – some great reads!

GUEST INTERVIEW

We’re kicking off the summer fun by talking to author

Ben Hatch - who is guaranteed to make you smile!

Hi Ben, thanks so much for coming to visit us today. I

have to ask the question – how does it feel to have one of

your books made into a movie?

I’ll let you know when/if it happens. So far Are We Nearly

There Yet? has been optioned by Island Pictures and a

treatment is

being worked

on and although

there’s a long

way to go it is

exciting imagining

seeing it on the screen and maybe Sue Pollard

playing my wife. I should add although I want Sue

Pollard to play my wife, my wife does not want Sue

Pollard to play her and gets cross when I talk

about:

a) Miss Cathcart and b) red coats.

Writing a manuscript is only the start and it’s a long

and bumpy road – what would be your top 5 tips

for the ‘writer’s survival list’?

1. Get yourself an understanding partner. And by

understanding I mean one prepared to live with a

human being that will spend a lot of their life sat

down in a dressing gown covered in toast crumbs,

bending paperclips out of shape and mumbling

about a problem in their story arc. Also this partner

will have to accept they will probably always be

broke.

2. Be prepared to be rejected a lot. You will be rejected by literary agents, by publishers. You

will be rejected by bookshops, by supermarket book buyers, by book reviewers and by

readers. Ultimately your own family and friends will despair of you. Although they won’t

actually tell you to abandon your dream to be a writer they will certainly think this. They will

demonstrate this lack of faith in you by asking “How’s the? …” and then mimicking writing in

the air. This will be because they are far too embarrassed at your delusional state of mind to

mention the word “book”.

3. Get used to procrastinating. If there is anything to be done other than writing your book

you will do it. And you will do it right away. You will fix wobbly handles back onto doors right

away, make dental appointments. You will volunteer to do the Tesco shop. You will spend

time on twitter and Facebook. You will talk to the postman, to cold callers, to the man

walking down street with a hairy forehead and a bottle of Drambuie in his overcoat pocket.

You will go to cafes and eat flapjacks with a pad that you will write nothing in. You will go to

the bank for OTHER people. That is why you will need more than anything in the world, a

deadline. A REAL deadline.

4. You will have to get used to lying to yourself. You will become very good at this. For

instance, I once watched Krufts for three days solid and I don’t even like dogs. I convinced

myself that listening to Peter Purves commentate on the gundog group final was research. It

wasn’t research. I was wasting my time. That’s how much you will not want to write.

Watching a spinoni bitch with a gentle rise from tail to loin will be infinitely more appealing

than writing.

5. Don’t think you’re Charles Bukowsi or Hunter S Thompson. The chances are you can’t

drink whisky and write well. What you will do is write gibberish. You can only do one of these

well at once. Save the whisky drinking for afterwards. Instead welcome your new drinking

friend – tea. You will see a lot of tea.

Ben Hatch is on the road again. Commissioned to

write a guidebook about France (despite not

speaking any French) he sets off with visions of

relaxing chateaux and refined dining. Ten thousand

miles later his family’s been attacked by a donkey,

had a run-in with a death-cult and, after a near

drowning and a calamitous wedding experience

involving a British spy, his own marriage is in

jeopardy. A combination of obsessions about

mosquitoes, French gravel and vegetable theme

parks mean it’s a bumpy ride as Ben takes a stand

against tyrannical French pool attendants, finds

himself running with the bulls in Pamplona and

almost starring in a snuff movie after a near fatal

decision to climb into a millionaire’s Chevrolet

Blazer.

Funny and poignant, Road to Rouen asks important

questions about life, marriage and whether it’s ever

acceptable to tape baguette to your children’s legs to smuggle lunch into Disneyland Paris.

Road to Rouen is published by Headline – you can find it in paperback and eformat on

Amazon. Ben can be followed on twitter @BenHatch.

Brought to you by: Linn B. Halton

Website/blog: http://linnbhalton.co.uk/ Twitter: @LinnBHalton FB: Author Linn B Halton

WINE 101

The Perfect Match

There are so many different varieties of wine

on offer these days that the choice can be

rather bewildering. Red, white, rosé and

sparkling wines adorn the shelves of

supermarkets and fine wine sellers and to

make matters more complicated, you also have

to choose between dry, medium and sweet. Of

course if all you plan on eating for dinner is a fiery curry or a greasy kebab, it could be

argued that just about any bottle of wine will do, but if you are cooking a meal and would like

to choose a bottle of wine to complement the food, which wines go best with which main

meals?

Wine to Accompany Red Meat Dishes

The general rule of thumb when pairing meat with wine is that red wine goes best with red

meat and white wine is more suitable for white meat. But although this generalisation often

works perfectly well, it is fair to say that it won’t work in all cases. Some wines are more

robust than others, wines aged in oak barrels for example and when a wine is heavier than

the dish it accompanies, the subtle flavours of both are lost.

Always consider the flavour of the meat you are dishing up before choosing a wine to

accompany it. A rich claret wine might be perfect with a piece of beef fillet, but a rack of lamb

lightly cooked would benefit from a softer red wine. It is also a good idea to avoid wines with

a higher alcohol content as these can often drown out the flavours of the meat dish you are

serving.

Wines to Accompany White Meat Dishes

A crisp Chardonnay is a great choice for white meats such as chicken, but don’t be too quick

to dismiss the red wines on offer. A heavy red wine would be too overpowering with chicken,

although a stronger flavoured chicken dish can withstand a more robust red. Light, fruity reds

will enhance most chicken dishes: a Merlot from Rivas or an Australian Shiraz from

Binder’s a good choice, or you might like to consider a rosé wine.

Wine and Turkey

With the turkey stuffed and oven ready, it is a good idea to consider which wine you are

going to serve to help you and your guests make the most of this deliciously sweet meat. A

fruity Zinfandel is a good choice of wine to accompany roast turkey as it complements the

flavour of the meat as well as the side dishes.

Wine and Fish Dishes

As with meat dishes, different fish dishes benefit from different densities of wine and

although you can err on the side of caution and only ever serve a dry white wine with fish,

this won’t always be the best choice. For simply cooked fish dishes, go for a dry Pinot

Grigio or Chenin Blanc, but if you are serving fish cooked in a rich sauce, you can afford to

go for a more robust wine: try a Chardonnay with oak flavours or a Pinot Gris. For fish lightly

fried in batter, a sparkling wine is the perfect choice.

Wine and Cheese

The stronger the cheese, the

more robust the wine you

can choose. So if you have a

passion for mature cheddar

or stilton, open a bottle of

aged Bordeaux (or any red

wine with a heavy, complex

flavour) because these are

the type of strong wines that

can hold their own with an

equally strong flavoured

cheese.

Wine and Dessert

Instead of serving coffee with

your dessert course, do as

the Italians do and choose a

dessert wine instead. There are

no hard and fast rules for pairing desserts and wines, but in general, the lighter the dessert,

the lighter the wine you should serve. Rich chocolate desserts go well with red wines –

Shiraz or Grenaches – or you can opt for a rich Port instead. For light buttery pastry

desserts, try a white Riesling or a sweet sparkling wine. If in doubt, you can’t go wrong

with a glass or two of good quality champagne or port.

Carlo Pandian is an Italian expat living in London

interested in wine and gardening. He loves to share his

wine tips with the community of LLM and is looking to

hear more about your favourite ways to pair up food with

wine!

Brought to you by: Carlo Pandian Twitter: @CarloPandian

TRAVEL FEATURE

I’d never considered a cruise for a family holiday choice, until I read a book by author Milly

Johnson called Here Come The Girls. In the book four friends went on a cruise and I

remember thinking “mmm,

perhaps a cruise might be

quite interesting after all”.

When Ollie and I were invited

to sample Royal

Caribbean’s Independence

of the Seas as part of their

Royal Mums blogger

campaign, to experience a

real family cruise, after

running around the room

doing a happy dance, I

jumped at the chance. What

an opportunity!

After travelling down to

Southampton, we stayed in

the De Vere Grand Harbour

Hotel on the Friday evening

and then headed over to the

docks on Saturday morning.

The first thing that hit me was

the sheer size of the ship, it

was absolutely enormous!

After going through passport

control and security, as we

walked onto the ship the next

thing that I noticed was how

plush the surroundings were.

The younger kids were taken

into Adventure Ocean to get

some play-time, with Matt who

was brilliant with the youngsters and the older kids were taken away to experience the Flow

Rider surf simulator. We then went onto the H2O zone where Ollie had tons of fun with water

fountains, archways, water firing cannons and swimming pools.

The kids were then invited to make cheeseburger cupcakes, which were pretty awesome.

Following this, we moved to the ice-rink to receive cocktails for the adults and a welcome

speech from the captain before watching a brilliant ice-dancing show.

We had a fabulous 3 course lunch, where the Captain of the Ship and the Hotel Director

came around to chat to us all. I was amazed to learn that there were around 1300 staff. An

afternoon of free time followed to explore the ship further, which in our case meant back to

the H20 zone for a spot of sunbathing (me) and fun in the pools and splash zone (Ollie).

Wow! What an amazing day. It was a whirlwind tour of the ship, but one of the best days out

I have ever experienced. Ollie was completely overcome with excitement about his day.

Talking to other families onboard, they said that on cruises they have already been on, the

kids have such a great time and don’t even meet up with the parents unless it’s time for food!

I also found it really interesting looking at the type of passengers that were there. There were

young couples, families, older people and it seemed to accommodate everyone.

Onboard this ship there is a shopping area, an ice-rink, a boxing ring, a running track,

umpteen places to eat and drink, a spa, a rock-climbing wall, a fitness centre, a mini-golf

course, a golf simulator, a bungee trampoline, a zip-line and full-size sports courts. I couldn’t

believe that all of this can be experienced on a ship.

This taster day totally changed my mind about a cruise holiday. I can honestly say that I

would love to go on a family cruise on one of these awesome Royal Caribbean ships. There

are Dreamworks parades experience, featuring Shrek, Kung Fu Panda and the Penguins of

Madagascar to name just a few of these familiar characters.

This sounds like so much fun and it would be an absolute dream for Ollie and I to experience

this. Or would we rather cruise around the Caribbean? The world is our oyster!

Here’s an example of a 14-night Spanish Mediterranean Cruise with costs:

Join Royal Caribbean International’s (www.royalcaribbean.co.uk; 0844 493 2061)

Independence of the Season a 14-night Spanish Mediterranean cruise only from £1,149 per

adult and £899 per child, direct (based on four people sharing an inside stateroom) .Price

includes transfers and a 14-night cruise departing from Southampton (England) and calling

at Vigo (Spain), Lisbon (Portugal), Ibiza (Spain), Valencia (Spain), Palma de Mallorca

(Spain), Barcelona (Spain) and Cadiz (Spain) before returning to Southampton; meals and

entertainment on board and all relevant cruise taxes/fees.

The price is based on 28 June 2014 departure.

For more information or to book or see www.royalcaribbean.co.uk, call 0844 493 2061.

Brought to you by: Kim Nash Website/blog: http://kimthebookworm.blogspot.com/

Twitter: @KimTheBookworm FB: Kim Nash

BOOKSHELF REVIEWS

BOOKSHELF REVIEWS – SUMMER SIZZLERS!

“Bookshelf Reviews brings you independent reviews from some of the most trusted book reviewers on the internet. We have asked these respected reviewers to give you their unbiased opinions on our Loveahappyending Lifestyle author’s books so that you, the discerning reader, can choose your next read with confidence from our Bookshelf. All our authors’ books can be found on Amazon, and all major stockists.” Janice Horton

Patricia Sands is currently on a summer tour with her new novel: The Promise of Provence

The Promise of Provence: June in Provence is

full of promise when Katherine arrives from

Canada, eager to feel renewed by her

surroundings. Endless rows of lavender prepare

to burst into pink and purple blooms. Fields of

sunflowers flow in golden waves among

vineyards and olive groves overlooked by ancient

hilltop villages. It’s the postcard setting she

envisioned, but is that all she needs? After a year

of heartbreak, Katherine has impulsively agreed

to a home exchange in the south of France.

Colorful locals, a yellow lab named Picasso, and

the inspiring beauty of the countryside breathe

new life into her days. Seeking to shed the pain of

betrayal and loss, she struggles to recapture her

joie de vivre and searches for the answer to a

haunting question: is it too late to begin again?

Sheryl Browne was recently at the Droitwich Festival Literary Day ‘Live Lit’ event reading from ‘A Little Bit of Madness’. Her next novel ‘Learning to Love’ was released as an ebook on July 22 2013

A Little Bit of Madness: No rest for the wicked. Saving

Charlton Hall will burrow into your heart. Celia

Summers, intrepid mother of two, is too cuddly for

sweatpants, she suspects. But then, her class at The

Harbour Rest Home are similarly clad. Celia loves her

work as an art therapist. She’s proud that she gives her

elderly independents something to look forward to, even

if her partner, Martin, disapproves of her efforts. He also

has other things on his mind – telling complicated lies to

Celia so he can sell Charlton Hall, his mum’s house, to

pay off his debts.

Bonny Trachenberg was at the airport in Milan, on her way back to the USA, when she discovered that her novel Neurotically Yours is a double finalist in the Readers Favourite Book Awards!

Neurotically Yours: Smart, attractive, and

ambitious, thirty-seven-year-old Dara Harrison

is, nonetheless, still single-and on sabbatical

from dating. Ironically Los Angeles’ most

renowned relationship advice columnist, Dara

has become a Southland sensation with her

“tell-it-like-it-is” approach to the mating game.

Parlaying her success into a new business,

Dara launches a revolutionary dating service

geared for the perennially single and

romantically challenged. Its no-holds-barred

theme soon makes the company a roaring

success, even catapulting Dara onto the

national talk show scene-until, of course, it all

backfires. Witty, poignant, and immensely

engaging, this romantic comedy pulls you in and

never lets you go.

Emma Calin’s, romantic love poem video was filmed on location in France and features the flowing waters of the lovely River Charente and an original guitar soundtrack.

Message from Emma: “In this

composition I look back at my first

love and express in poetry the love

and passion that unfold in my story

writing. If you have ever loved, you

will know that a love once loved is

sealed in time. I have looked deeply

into my own heart to share this

feeling with you. I know that looking

back on love can bring pain but if

there was once love there will have

been its joy and it can live again.”

Check it out on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9v3xymhJ0k&feature=youtu.be

Mandy Baggot was busy packing her suitcase for the Romantic Novelist’s Association Conference in Sheffield this weekend when she was alerted to a fabulous review for her novel Breaking The Ice on Bestchicklit.com

Breaking The Ice: When routine driven box office assistant

Samantha Smith meets the stars of ‘Skating on Broadway’

her life is turned upside down. Immediately attracted to lead

skater Jimmy Lloyd, Samantha does her best to deny her

feelings. But when all you can do is burst out laughing and

hyperventilate every time you’re under pressure, keeping

things under wraps is a hard task.

Charlotte of Bestchicklit.com says: “If you’ve ever

watched Dancing on Ice, you’ll never look at it the same way

again. Breaking the Ice is like a small snippet of what could

be going on behind the scenes of this popular TV show, as it

explores the lives of a venue employee and one of the stars.” Our LLm review team:

Left to right:

Kim Nash (Kim the Bookworm) JB Johnson BrookCottageBooks Nikki Bywater Books4U Carol Wright Dizzy C’s Little Book Blog Charlotte Foreman BestChickLit Susan Livingston Fascinating Books Heidi B Cosmochicklitian Tanya Farrell After The Final Chapters Kate Verrier Me, My Books and I

Brought to you by: Janice Horton Website/blog: http://www.janicehorton.co.uk/

Twitter: @JaniceHorton FB: Janice Horton Author

MUSHROOMING ON VANCOUVER ISLAND

Anneli Purchase lives on Vancouver Island, which is the largest Pacific island east of New Zealand One of the most pleasant ways to get exercise is to be out in the woods climbing over and under sticks, branches, and fallen logs. You don’t agree? You wonder why I wouldn’t rather follow a smooth man-made path through a park? It’s a classic case of “The end justifies the means.” The elusive chanterelle mushroom is worth it all. Many years ago, my friends took me out into the forest

and showed me what a chanterelle looked like and

more importantly, what it did not look like. It was peaceful in the woods. On the spongy moss of the forest floor I looked carefully at everything around me not wanting to miss finding these aromatic peach-coloured mushrooms. In my search, I noticed things I would otherwise have missed. An abandoned grouse nest with several broken eggs lay forgotten at the base of a tree. Squirrels scolded me as they scampered along fallen logs and up tree trunks. Beautiful varieties of poisonous mushrooms tempted me to pick them, but I knew not to touch them. Two lonely huckleberries were left on a bush. Who could have browsed the rest? A black bear? In spite of my ursaphobia I was hooked on mushrooming and went back into the woods many times after my friends introduced me to this hobby.

There are other creatures in the woods besides mushroom pickers. I’ve seen wolf sign on the logging roads. And there is always the possibility of seeing a cougar, especially if you have a small dog along to tempt the cat, but in the many years I’ve spent mushrooming, I’ve

never seen a wolf or cougar out there sharing my picking territory. Still, it’s a good idea to carry bear spray just in case. Don’t let these things unnerve you. It’s beautiful and silent in the woods. Very peaceful for the soul. I’m always happy after a day of mushroom picking. If I hadn’t made the effort I would have remained unaware of these subtler beauties of nature. Most mushrooms have a look-alike that is highly likely to be inedible if not poisonous. I’m careful not to pick any mushroom I’m not sure of. It’s always best to go with an expert until you learn to identify your mushrooms beyond doubt. Have them sort through your mushrooms before you take them home to make sure you don’t have any poisonous ones hiding in the bag.

The rule of thumb for mushroom identification is, “If in doubt, throw it out.” Before you

go out into the woods, make sure you have a buddy. It’s never a good idea to go alone. Here is a list of the basic gear and supplies I take with me. In a large fanny pack, I put a simple first aid and survival kit together. Bandaids, tensor bandage (in case of a sprained ankle), small scissors and tape, a lighter (in case I need to make a fire), pocket knife, bear spray, a whistle (in case I get lost), mushroom scissors or a small paring knife, flagging tape, large plastic garbage bag to wear if lost in bad weather, and a good, reliable compass.

It’s a good idea to put your car keys in a very safe place where they won’t get lost.

You can read about one of my mushroom adventures involving lost keys http://wordsfromanneli.wordpress.com/2011/10/08/key-moments/. GPS is very nice but in the woods under a dense canopy of fir trees the GPS doesn’t get a signal. There is also rarely a cell phone signal. This is why a compass is so important. Gaiters are a wonderful invention and are ideally suited for walking through the wet underbrush where chanterelles can be found. Wearing gaiters helps keep the fir needles out of your boots and keeps your pants dry from knees to ankles. Be aware that when everything is damp, as it must be for the best mushroom picking, fallen logs can be slippery. You’d swear someone had slathered grease on them. Use caution. Chanterelles are often found on slopes where fir trees grow and the undergrowth is less than waist deep. Ideally there is a lake or river at the bottom of the hillside. This type of watershed is likely to support this type of mushroom. If you find yourself wandering into areas of deciduous growth, your chances of finding chanterelles decrease dramatically. Be sure to bring a picnic lunch as you’ll work up a healthy appetite. The nearby lake or river may be a perfect spot for a picnic. If it starts pouring rain, sit in your vehicle to have your lunch and enjoy listening to the rain on the roof. If you go mushrooming on a rainy day, be sure to bring a change of clothes. All the effort of going out into the woods to hunt for mushrooms is worth it. After you’ve had adventure, exercise, and fresh air, you’ll have a prize bag of chanterelles to go with an omelette or a juicy steak for supper.

Brought to you by: Anneli Purchase Website/blog: http://www.anneli-purchase.com/

Twitter: @Anneli33 FB: Anneli Purchase

FEELING THE PINCH TO LOSE AN INCH? OR FEELING THE FIZZ?

The summer is here! Hooray! Now whether you’re spending your breaks at home or away, one thing we’ll all be doing is showing a little more flesh than usual (unless it’s raining – UK readers only I expect!) But will you dare to bare like those preened and perfected celebrities or will you opt for just ankles and forearms? Today’s women are under constant pressure from every which way to LOOK

good (article usually next to advert for expensive

rejuvenating face cream), FEEL good (yoga, pilates/soya products) and BE good (only one glass of wine with you Quorn stir-fry and palm full of acai berries). So, can we do it? Can we knuckle down and follow the trends? And do we want to? Here are my FIVE top tips for feeling good no matter what you decide! 1. If the latest fashion trends aren’t your style – buck it! You’ll feel way more comfortable in a style that suits YOU! 2. The perfect skin doesn’t exist! We all have different combinations. Use what you’ve always used on your skin. If it works why change it? Are creams with gold flakes in them really going to make that much difference to anything but your bank balance? 3. If you can’t afford a gym membership just get out in the fresh air and walk! Fresh air is

free and unlimited and you can take people with you! Dog? Children? Hot guy from across the road you smile at sometimes…just saying! 4. New fruits and vegetables with funny names probably won’t make you live longer. Our grandparents were brought up on apples and cabbage! My nan is 84 and she’s never been near a kumquat! 5. Love the skin you’re in – you’ll win! Confidence comes with relaxing into yourself. We all think there are parts of us we could improve, but most of the time those are the parts other people love about us! Celebrate your uniqueness!

Are you feeling the fizz??

One of the biggest marketing campaigns this year has been from Coca-Cola! I’m talking about all those Coke bottles produced with 150 of Britain’s most popular names written on them. Here’s the list – is your name one of them? Coke bottle name list - http://cokestudio.coca-cola.com/tccc-sacn-webapp/findyourname I have visions of people going into supermarkets, raiding the chilled drinks cabinets in search of a bottle with their name on. Fizzy pop lying in the aisles, children crying when their name can’t be found, employees ordered to search out the back for extra stock… I’ve changed my name to Rachael!

Personally I love campaigns like this because it means the company is thinking outside the box (or should that be the bottle) and really trying to connect with people by using something personal to them (their name) and combining it with social media to muster attention. But what do you all think of trends like this? Do they really work to increase sales of a product? Or is it just all about creating a buzz about a brand? What other adverts or campaigns do you remember that caught your attention? I know the adverts for Calgon work. My daughters know the jingle really well!

Brought to you by: Mandy Baggot Website/blog: http://mandybaggot.com/

Twitter: @MandyBaggot FB: Mandy Baggot

CRAFT IDEAS

Bead-azzling this Summer!

Beads are the accessories for your summer time wardrobe!

You can have lots of fun making some great

accessories or simply adding a bit of sparkle to an

existing item of clothing or footwear.

A trip to my local bead shop near Chichester

(Beadazzle) saw me return with a kit to make a

charm bracelet and another to make a book mark.

There’s a huge variety of beads and kits to choose

from, as well as items already made up. If you’re not

within driving distance, you can order on-line

through their website - www.beadazzlebeads.co.uk.

There are, of course, many outlets and on-line

places to buy beads and there are a variety of

magazines available for inspiration and advice.

They are really easy to make and in less than an hour you can have yourself some great

accessories. All you need is a pair of mini pliers and a pair of mini snips. You begin by

threading your beads onto the rods:

Once you are happy with your beaded rods, you then gently open one of the rings and hook

it onto the bracelet. Then take the rod and using the pliers, bend it into a small loop near the

beads and snip off the excess rod. Thread the beaded rod onto the ring and gently squeeze

the ring closed.

Repeat this until you have your desired amount of bead charms attached. Et Voila!

The same principle applies for this lovely

charm book mark, again they can be bought in

kit form, in a range of colours.

You can use beads to jazz up any of your accessories, clothing or footwear. A pair of

ordinary flip-flops can easily be given a make-over. Using approximately 1 metre of ribbon

per flip-flop, wrap this around the straps of each one. Secure in place with heavy duty glue.

Then simply apply some glue to the fabric and stick your beads on.

You can do this in an ordered pattern or randomly.

A simple way to out-dazzle the sunshine!

Brought to you by Sue Fortin

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When is a marriage REALLY over? Q. I’m writing this for my brother who would like your advice on a certain matter but would never take the initiative to write in. I hope you can help. My brother is 53 years old and has been married to the same woman for 28 years. He is a good, easy-going man with his own business. He has three grown children (all over 22 and living on their own). The problem is that he is miserable with his wife and has been for many years. I believe she has a personality disorder that makes being around her for long periods of time very difficult. For the last seven or eight years, they’ve had a non-relationship. By that, I mean that they live very separate lives and never do anything together unless it’s a family get-together or a formal affair they’ve been invited to, or if their children visit. These days, they have none of the same interests, spend time with different friends, and share no rapport or emotional connection—and certainly no romance. My brother often comes over to hang out with my family or goes to another one of his close friends on weekends, while she makes other plans. Even with all of this, he has never cheated on his wife. He’s just not that type. If you ask him if he’s happy, he’ll tell you “of course not, I’m miserable.” But when I ask why he hasn’t discussed divorce, he makes an off-the-cuff remark like, “I don’t want to lose my house and my pool.” Do you have any words of wisdom you can share with him? They are beyond marriage counselling so that’s not an option. I just don’t want to see him throw the rest of his life away when he might be able to find a good relationship and some happiness. Thanks in advance for your advice.

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A. I find it very sad when I hear about people in hopelessly unhappy relationships who don’t take action to better themselves. I know there are many reasons they stay: some are financial in nature; others concern the children. There are also many reticent individuals who are uncomfortable with change. But when you strip away all of

the other reasons, one usually remains: Fear of the Unknown. Something tells me that as much as your brother loves his home and his pool, those are not the only things keeping him in his dead end marriage. Oftentimes, men don’t leave unhappy marriages unless they have a woman waiting in the wings for them. Since your brother is not the type to do that (and I compliment him on this!), living on his own is probably a very daunting prospect after 28 years. As the old adage goes, “Better the devil you know, than the devil you don’t.” So now I have a few thoughts I’ll address to your brother: What if the devil isn’t waiting for you at the end of your divorce? What if a really great woman who shares your interests, enhances your life, and can offer true friendship and real love is just around the corner? Do you think so little of yourself that you’re willing to stay with your wife, your house, and your pool instead of finding out? If so, then there’s nothing I can say that will help you leave, though a good counsellor might be of use. If not, then it’s time to get your head in gear and begin to think about your future. Suffering should not be an option for anyone, and 53 is way too young to give up on love. However, if you continue to let the years pass and do nothing to bring about positive change in your life, then you will have only yourself to blame for your misery. Do you want to look back on your life and say I never even tried to find love and happiness? Divorce isn’t easy, but sometimes it’s a necessary evil, and there is light at the end of the tunnel. My advice is not to waste another day of your life in an unhappy relationship. The universe helps those who help themselves, so take a dive into another kind of pool—one that has a lot more to offer than just chlorinated water.

Mom’s new life is ruining mine! Q. I hope you can offer some help. I’m fourteen years old and my father died two years ago from cancer. He was only 52. My mother, my sister and I had a very hard time with his sickness and death. After a year my mom started dating and began to act like a boy crazy teenager, which was very hard for me and my sister to deal with. But now, even worse, she’s met someone who lives across the country and has been seeing him for many months now. They both travel back and forth and it’s getting serious. He’s a nice man and seems to really care about her, and he is nice to us, but because he has a medical practice where he lives, my mother has talked about us leaving our home and moving to the West Coast to be with him. Part of me is glad to see my mom happy again, but another, bigger part of me is so sad and confused. I miss my dad so much and wonder if he’s hurt that she’s moving on. I’m also freaked out by maybe having to leave everything I know to move someplace so far from home. I know it’s wrong to be selfish and tell my mom how upset I am. It might make her sad again. But I feel so sad, too, and am not sure where to turn. Can you help? A. I’m terribly sorry for what you and your family have gone through. It’s so hard to lose a parent, especially so young. Watching your remaining parent go through the dating process again isn’t easy either. But it seems you realize that your mother is entitled to move on with her life and find another

partner to share it with. Luckily she seems to have picked a good man. Unfortunately, his location does make things a lot more difficult for you and your sister. I’m a big believer in open communication, though, and I think it’s crucial that you have a calm and cordial conversation with your mother about your feelings. I’m sure she realizes that moving would be hard on you and your sister. Give her the chance to try to allay your fears. If you do it without hurtful comments or overwhelming emotion, I don’t think it will make her sad. It will just be calling attention to a very real concern of yours that needs to be discussed in a pragmatic way. You also don’t seem to know for sure if this move is even going to happen. You may be worrying before it’s even necessary. However, if your mother’s plans do come to fruition, you might be surprised by the new and wonderful people and opportunities that will come your way—things you can’t even conceive of now. And, with face-time, video conferencing, the internet, etc, you should be able to hold on to your old friends even as you meet new ones. The world has become a much smaller place during your lifetime thanks to technology! As for worrying about your father’s feelings, I have it on good authority that when loving souls pass, they only want their loved ones here on earth to be happy. If this new man turns out to be a good husband and stepfather, I can assure you your dad will rest a lot easier and be happy for all of you. In the meantime, have that little mother/daughter talk I mentioned, and if you get a chance, I’d love to know how it goes! Hugs to you.

If you would like Bonnie to offer some advice on your personal relationship

issue, contact her at

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SHERYL BROWNE’S BIG SCREEN

Pure Entertainment! Whilst on holiday I took the opportunity to see The Lone Ranger (UK general release 9th

August). This was my son’s choice and I wasn’t really sure what to expect. However, I was pleasantly surprised. If you’ve read a less than favourable review in regard to The Lone Ranger, I would say, ignore it. Go and see it.From the team that Brought us Pirates of the Caribbean, this is an excellent adventure film, a Western adventure film, action-packed and with no gratuitous language, sex or violence. Definitely one for the family, with perfectly placed comedic moments, as one would expect from a film starring master of one-liners, Johnny Depp. Recounted by American Indian spirit warrior, Tonto (Johnny Depp), The Lone Ranger tells the story of how law-abiding and all-round good guy, John Reid (Armie Hammer), came to be the Lone Ranger, working alongside his less-law abiding and unlikely sidekick, Tonto. Their initial mission: to bring notorious, blood-thirsty outlaw, Butch Cavendish (William Fichtner), to justice, each man’s idea of justice being a little different. The impetus behind their mission: Briefly, Tonto feels responsible for the death of his fellow tribesmen and family, whilst John Reid seeks retribution for the death of his brother and fellow-ranger, Dan Reid (James Badge Dale), killed ghoulishly by Cavendish. In achieving their aims, The Lone

Ranger and Tonto must tackle greed and corruption, giving us an underlying ‘good wins over evil’ message. Throughout the film the two men’s obvious chemistry (Hammer with his earnest performance, Depp with his fabulous facial expressions and quirkiness) was pure magic, each one a perfect foil for the other. My only tiny moan is that I would have liked to see more of Helena Bonham Carter (and her fake leg). That aside, I would

highly recommend this movie to anyone seeking a fun time at the cinema. With excellent direction, cinematography, casting, screenplay, special effects and pacing, it really doesn’t disappoint. The story never flagged, I sat through the entire 159 minutes and came away thinking The Lone Longer was exactly what a summer movie should be, pure entertainment: A new take on the classic Lone Ranger that will appeal to those who remember the original and younger cinema goers alike. Imho, Silver (the horse) was a definite scene-stealer and will definitely appeal to the children. Director: Gore Verbinski; Writers: Justin Haythe, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio; Cast: Johnny Deep (Tonto); Armie Hammer (John Reid – The Lone Ranger); William Fichtner (Butch Cavendish)

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FILM FATALES

DOUBLE FEATURE: Life of Pi & Hitchcock

The Film Fatales ruin their manicures due to nail-biting suspense and fist-clenching

tension.

Life of Pi. NOW ON DEMAND & ON DVD. 2012. Rated PG. 127 minutes. Starring Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Adil Hussain. Directed by

Ang Lee.

A young man who survives a disaster at sea is hurtled into an epic journey of adventure and

discovery. While cast away, he forms an unexpected connection with another survivor: a

fearsome Bengal tiger.

Nicole: Ooof, let me tell you Cassidy – I am glad we waited to see this On Demand. I don’t

relish the thoughts of the house lights coming up in the theater after the movie ends and

everyone making their way out, only to see me reduced to a sobbing mess

I cried for 20 minutes (COUNT THEM) t.w.e.n.t.y. minutes after Life of Pi ended. And, not

because the ending was Beaches-caliber sad. I chalk it up to being in a state of complete,

gripping tension for 2-plus hours and then crying out of utter relief that the ordeal was over.

elizabeth: I hate to agree but I was glad that I watched this movie while reclining on my bed

with one of my cats sleeping on my hip. I have been banned from ever watching any nature

documentaries because I just can’t stomach animals making lunch out of fellow animals. I

know about the food chain, but I don’t need to see it. If I did, I would be reduced to eating

whatever accumulated on the bottom of my shoes. But we are taking about Life of Pi and not

my strange addictions.

Nicole: Now I know why you’re always eyeing my shoes.

elizabeth: I thought that it was a beautiful film about surviving against what would seem to

be insurmountable odds and Pi certainly had his share of them in his young life. I did do my

share of crying because I can’t stand to see animals hurt – live or animated. I could give you

a list of some people I would like to see hurt, but not one animal comes to mind. Hell, I save

crickets from the jaws of Henry, one of my cats. And when Henry is successful, I tell the

remains that they will like cricket heaven. The doctor will see me now?

Nicole: Ah, Henry. At least he’s a vegetarian. But before you go and think I hated the movie,

let me say that I didn’t. While parts of it were extremely difficult for this animal rights

advocate to watch, other parts were literally marvelous. I usually steer away from any movie

that centers around animals, because, well – you know: Something bad almost always

happens.

elizabeth: I really like this soft side of you. I know it won’t last for long, so let me just take a

moment.

Nicole: Literally rolling my eyes at you.

elizabeth: I think Life of Pi can be a leaning moment for people who have seen or will see

this movie. We can go on. We must go on. We can’t let the cruelty of mankind or Mother

Nature kill our spirit. You got to get up and go on — even if you are a Bengal tiger. And

because there was much to gain from viewing this movie, I am glad that Ang Lee won for

best director. And if Spielberg calls to do our life stories, I will tell him that I was surrounded

by thousands of meerkats at the time I made this statement.

Nicole: You seriously have to stop taking antihistamines. So, do I recommend this movie?

Yes, if only for its stunning visual effects and testament to the strength of human (and

animal) will. But I do suggest having a box of tissues and/or some sort of mood stabilizer at

hand.

Hitchcock. NOW ON DEMAND & ON DVD. 2012. Rated PG-13. 98 minutes. Starring Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Scarlett Johansson.

Directed by Sacha Gervasi.

A love story between influential filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock and wife Alma Reville during the

filming of Psycho in 1959.

elizabeth: You know when you go out and have a really spectacular meal with close friends

or you are kissed by someone who knows what they are doing that the feeling stays with you

and you just want to keep revisiting it? Well, Hitchcock was like a kiss on my lips and I felt

full and satisfied when the credits started to roll. I got to say that this is one of the best

movies made in 2012 – a movie that did not get its due. I apologize to director Sacha

Gervasi for not going to see it in the theatre.

Nicole: Oh-oh. We’re going to come to blows over this one, aren’t we? (Finally, I’ve been

waiting to get into fisticuffs with you.) While I liked the movie in part, I couldn’t help being

distracted by some questionable creative decisions. But I’ll let you digress before I really tear

into it.

elizabeth: What a terrific cast. Anthony Hopkins was unrecognizable as famed director

Alfred Hitchcock and there was such great on-screen chemistry with his wife Alma Reville,

who was portrayed brilliantly by Helen Mirren. Can this woman ever do a bad movie? And

this was a well-written and witty movie that elevated the viewer and never insulted our

intelligence.

Nicole: OK, I will relent that the casting (aside from Scarlet Johansson as a very

unconvincing Janet Leigh) was well done. But hands down, the best thing about this movie

was Helen Mirren. Best scene in the movie is when she gives him his comeuppance (and I

do hope that actually happened, word for word).

elizabeth: There was quite a bit on Hitchcock’s fantasy life on the screen and I felt that just

made him appear more vulnerable, flawed and maybe a little more likable. He was the boy

who never gets the girl. But let me just say that if I was on the set and he came over to me, I

would have hit him with a shovel. The Creep Meter kept going off in my head.

Nicole: Ah, you’ve touched upon one of the things that irked me. Hitchcock’s obsession with

his blonde leading ladies is the stuff of notorious Hollywood legends – well, more fact than

legend according to many tell-all autobiographies. And save for the filming of the shower

scene, I don’t think the movie accurately portrayed his crazed obsession and anger

management issues. I also don’t think the relationship between Hitch and Alma was

accurate – they didn’t like each other nearly as much as this film portrayed.

From what I understand, their relationship was more in keeping with the portrayal seen in

HBO’s The Girl, starring Sienna Miller. You want creep factor – I grew to hate Hitchcock as a

person after seeing that movie, which was difficult considering how Rear Window is in my

Top 5 films ever made.

One final note on the script: I felt the scenes in which Hitchcock was channelling the book

version of Psycho were uninspired and forced. I think the time could have been better spent

on the cutting room floor.

elizabeth: Visually, this was a beautiful film that was having a love affair with the 1950s. You

saw people walking around all dressed up with a cigarette in their hands and not an iphone.

Women wore stockings – well, I never liked that. Too much work. And, it was fun to see how

the movie Psycho got made back in the dark ages…and how one of the Film Fatales will be

checking behind the shower curtains once again.

Nicole: Yea, yea. So, meet me out in the parking lot at 3pm sharp for a throw-down. It’s on.

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SIZZLING SUMMER RECIPES

Thinking about

alfresco dining with

the pleasure of

inviting friends and

family round for a

barbeque? What

could be more

perfect? The

tantalising thought

of food being

cooked in the open

air, with savoury

aromas drifting

across a balmy

breeze, sends me

straight to the shed

to brush down the

barbeque and set up

the garden furniture (it inevitably rains, but we’ll pretend it doesn’t!).

Fancy a barbie with a difference?

We can all baste a burger, grill a gammon or

even chop a chicken for the barbeque, but

how about something different to entertain

your guests this summer?

I’ve been experimenting with new recipes and

have found a few unusual ideas to make your

guests smile. (Whatever the weather!)

We enjoyed trying them and barbeques will

never be the same again! Why not give these

recipes a try…

Here’s one to get the boys cooking! Ask any man:

“Who wants to insert a half-drunk beer into the bottom of a chicken?”

Stand back for the stampede…

This is a great way to cook a chicken! As the liquid evaporates inside the chicken, the flesh

is kept wonderfully moist; while the outside dry-roasts and crisps the skin perfectly. Rub olive

oil, salt and pepper with some fresh thyme onto the skin to bring out the flavour.

BEER CAN CHICKEN

Ingredients

1 whole chicken – free range if possible

1 large can of beer

2 tbsp olive oil

1 medium size onion – finely chopped

2 cloves of fresh garlic – finely chopped (or 1 tsp garlic powder)

1 tsp mustard

1 tsp paprika

1 tsp salt

1/2 tsp ground black pepper

1/2 tsp ground coriander

1/2 tsp cumin powder

Fresh thyme – several sprigs, chopped

Method

In a bowl, combine the onion, garlic, mustard, paprika, salt, pepper, coriander, cumin

and thyme to form a paste.

Brush the chicken with the olive oil and rub all over with the paste – inside and out.

Open the beer and pour off (or drink) half the contents.

Set the can on a flat surface and slide the chicken over the top so the can fits inside

the cavity.

Place the chicken on the grill – keeping upright, using the legs for balance. Roast for

up to 1 1/2 hours.

Remove the chicken, (taking care not to spill the contents of the can which will be

hot). Let the chicken rest for about ten minutes then lift from the can and discard the

beer.

Cut the chicken into pieces and enjoy!

TIP

Experiment with your ‘rub’ – try chilli or your own favourite spices. Substitute wine in the can

for an alternative flavour, or try a different beer – perhaps something really malty and strong.

DO THE SAUSAGE TWIST!

Bangers don’t have to be boring!

Take your favourite variety of

sausage and place in a wrap of foil.

Twist one end firmly.

In the open end of the wrap, pour a

small amount of wine

Twist the open end to seal in the

wine.

Place the foil parcel on the barbeque.

The sausage will poach as the wine

evaporates and creates steam.

TIP

Frankfurters are great for this sausage twist – they are pre-cooked and have a good colour.

CEDAR WOOD SALMON

Here’s an unusual way of cooking a salmon steak. You can buy cedar wood planks online

and they are great for a barbeque, the water in the plank will steam and ensures that the

salmon stays moist. The cedar wood will infuse with a sweet, spicy fragrance and naturally

smoky flavour.

Season an 8oz salmon steak.

Soak the plank in water; it

becomes pliable when wet and you can

wrap it around the fish, into a parcel.

Tie your parcel with garden

wire.

Place on the barbeque, not too

hot.

Cook for 8 – 10 minutes, turn

half way during cooking process

The fish is ready when flaky

TIP

Try other fish combinations and add your own seasonings and fresh herbs, such as dill or

mint.

THE BUCKIE BURGER

by Martin Blunos for Buckfast

I’ve pinched this recipe from a Michelin starred chef (with his permission of course!) It’s too

good to leave out of a summer barbeque and the twist is the Buckfast Tonic Wine which

really gives a different flavour to the meat.

Enough for 4 burgers

I’ve gone for a mix of pork and venison

mince making for a juicy burger. The

Buckfast lifts the gaminess of the venison

and wow! It just makes it special! Martin

Blunos

Ingredients

500ml Buckfast Tonic Wine

pinch of salt

500gr minced venison

250gr minced shoulder of pork

½ teaspoon fresh milled black pepper

1 level teaspoon sea salt

2 juniper berries, crushed and finely chopped

Method

Put the Buckfast into a saucepan with the

pinch of salt and set over a high heat – bring to

the boil – reduce heat to a simmer and cook for approximately 20 – 25 minutes until you are

left with about 125ml of reduced Buckfast. Leave to cool completely. In a bowl mix the

meats with the pepper, salt and juniper add 60ml (4 tablespoons) of the reduced, cooled,

Buckfast – mix well and form into four equal sized burgers.

Cook on the barbecue for about 4/5 mins each side over a moderate heat. One minute

before the end of the cooking time, brush over the remaining Buckfast (glaze). Dress in a

toasted bun with salad leaves, sliced tomatoes and top with

or without a slice of mild blue cheese and a juicy pickle.

TIP

If you really want to chill – add lemonade and ice to the

remaining Buckfast and create a refreshing summer punch

to go with your burger. Throw in some fruit and… Cheers!

CAKE IN A CAN

I’m sneaking off for an exotic break this summer and was asked to come up with a pudding

concept for a ‘booze, beats & burgers’ bar…Use baked bean tins to present! This sits well on

a barbeque and the flavour combinations are endless…

Ingredients

8oz SR flour

8oz caster sugar

8oz butter

4 medium eggs

Makes 16 cakes

Toppings

Sliced banana & dark rum with a sprinkling

of Demerara sugar

Strawberries and clotted cream

Chocolate sauce and ice-cream

Tins

Take a small baked bean tin and remove

top with opener. Remove contents and

label and wash tin. Dry thoroughly and

grease tin well (a little oil brushed round the

tin is ideal)

Method

Cream the butter and sugar

Whisk eggs until light and fluffy and beat into butter mix

Sift flour and fold into mix

Drop a small amount of mix into each tin – to just under half the depth

Place on barbeque (on white coals – no flame) and place barbeque lid over cakes

Check after 12 mins or so – cake will be springy to touch, or, if you pierce with a

skewer the skewer will come out dry when the cake is cooked. Add the topping of

your choice!

TIP

Dribble a little dark rum over the warm sponge

and top with sliced bananas and Demerara sugar

and return to the barbecue for a couple of

minutes – delicious!

The sponge in the picture has grated carrots in

the mix, which made a heavenly sweet pudding.

Experiment with your own variations!

DIY KEBABS

Get the kids involved!

Slice and chop your favourite fruits into chunks and place in bowls

Use pre-soaked wooden skewers (with blunt ends – little fingers!) and get the kids to

make up a fruit kebab of their choice

Sprinkle a little sugar on the kebabs

Get an adult to place skewers on the barbeque until warm and sugar caramelised

Serve with chocolate dip/ crème fraiche or a big bowl of clotted cream

TIP

Soak the wooden skewers before use, to prevent them catching on the barbeque.

Have a sizzling summer!

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INSPIRING THE KIDS!

E3 technology exposition in Los Angeles & Christmas

shopping for the kids 2013!

Plan ahead in order to make Christmas 2013 a great experience for their school age

children, whilst retaining control over the games they are exposed to.

Well, Happy Christmas everyone! It’s almost upon us. Santa will be here before we know it!.

Um…I know it’s August…but you can never be too prepared!

This article is inspired by the recent E3 technology exposition in Los Angeles. These

brand conferences happen all of the time, so when one makes the news you know it is

culturally important. The two big announcements of E3 were of new products that will impact

significantly on the Christmas lists our children write this year. Expect to see “Dear Santa,

can I have a Playstation 4 (or an Xbox One), I’ve been good this year” on a note coming to

you later in the year.

ABOVE: Two news articles announcing the new games consoles

Each time a child-centered product is released, the manufacturers traditionally bombard

children with TV and print advertisements to build the desire to own it. Things are different

now; apart from CBBC programmes on the iPlayer, my children generally watch TV via

YouTube. It allows me to select and vary their programming, to balance the more violent

cartoons with softer, traditional entertainment such as Mr Benn and Bagpuss. They are

wholly unaffected by traditional advertising as they are rarely exposed to it. As a teacher, I

think this is great. The toys that are pushed are usually the licensed and unimaginative ones-

wrestling figures in recent years, for example. Taking the power of choice away from loud

adverts and in to the hands of parents (along with a little peer influence) is a nice

progression into the freedom to buy good quality presents, rather than just the things that are

culturally popular.

The current generation of consoles has an interesting split. The Playstation 3 is a traditional

console that offers all sorts of games, but the Xbox is considered to have many more violent

and unsuitable titles. Talking to any group of young children shows that not only are they

aware of these violent games, but of those who own an Xbox 360, a number will have either

played on or actually own these games. The Xbox seems to have higher ownership

numbers among children, perhaps caused by two reasons: it’s cheaper (important for

parents) and peer pressure usually draws children towards it. If ten of their friends play

online, they won’t want to be left out. If Call of Duty is a game they all play, your child will

want it too. For parents it seems to be easy to be drawn in to allowing their child to play on

these games- even when they would never, ever allow them to watch an 18 certificate film.

“It’s only a game, they know it’s not real” is an awful and untrue maxim. I will not allow my

own children to play age inappropriate titles, and I often talk to my pupils in school about the

reasons these games have age certificates, but I do not feel backed by their parents to any

degree. Parents let their children play unsuitable games too readily.

These consoles will be on many Christmas lists, but what the media won’t discuss is the

appropriateness of them. If your child wants one, and you want to buy one, I’d advocate

buying the Playstation 4. Cheaper, fewer violent games as the top sellers, and a good

history, it’s a safe choice.

ABOVE: A selection of the current PS3 games aimed at children

Both consoles offer numerous online facilities, apps such as the iPlayer and Netflix, inbuilt

Blu Ray players, and plenty of hard drive storage for films, tv programmes, games and

photographs. Both represent good value for money as they can replace multiple devices in

the front room or games room; I saved £800 over the last year by cancelling my TV licence

and Sky subscription, and using the video apps on the PS3- none of which require a TV

licence. Really, since the advent of catchup TV and YouTube the TV licence is

anachronistic. Who wants to pay for live TV when you can watch it an hour later for free?

So as a hub for entertainment, the PS4 will be good value and if you change your viewing

habits it could pay for itself (RRP is £349) in just six months, based on what I used to spend.

But perhaps that’s the way to see these consoles; not as toys, but as family purchases that

should sit in the front room and be used with supervision. The slightly worrying fact is that

many of these adult games played on by children are purchased and disappear into

bedrooms. As a central entertainment device, at least you will see the game being used and

be able to decide if it really is “just a game”. Of course, maximising the family TV will also

help your children to control their time spent gaming. “Games off at seven o’clock!” will be

unavoidable if Mum wants to watch something at that time, and their bedrooms can be

reserved for proper toys and of course sleeping!

ABOVE: Two lumps of plastic and electronics that many children will want to own

So this is it. Indulge your children. Let them be ‘in with the in crowd’ but be clever about it,

use it as the excuse you’ve been waiting for to remove the existing technology from their

bedrooms. Reserve their bedrooms for reading, sleeping and playing with toys.

Encourage them to trade in their existing gaming systems for games for the new console,

and encourage them to read after that 7pm technology curfew. They’ll be so happy to

receive the latest gaming system, and you’ll find uses for it too. I’m sorry to have mentioned

Christmas already- buy by posting this article now, at least I’m giving you six months to save

for the most desirable present of 2013! Enjoy your summer readers.

Sony PlayStation 4 (PS4)

Xbox One Console

Mark Hulkus is a primary school teacher and an experienced Head of IT. He has three children, is

obsessed with the 1980s, and runs a fun design website at www.retroboombox.co.uk. He will be

helping us to help our children when it comes to school work and IT skills.

If you have a question for Mark email us at loveahappyending.com@gmail.com

SUMMER TRAVEL – CHILD FRIENDLY!

Keeping Your Child Happy On a Never-Ending Journey

I am what you would call a seasoned business traveler. At one time, I traveled 75% of the

time for my job as a corporate trainer. I couldn’t tell you all of the names of the cities I’ve

been to, the airports I’ve flown out of, the cities I’ve driven through, or even the people who I

traveled with-they’ve blurred together.

One thing I can share with certainty, however? A screaming child makes it worse for

everyone-especially the parents. Whether you’re traveling by plane, train, boat, car, or bike,

having a crier on-board just stinks – regardless of their age.

Still, I packed up my two kids, for a sixteen and a half hour car ride to Maine last summer

and a twelve-hour car ride to The Outer Banks in North Carolina, just two weeks ago. We’re

mostly focusing on drivers here, but there are tips for all sorts of travelers. Here’s how this

mother kept everyone happy.

Makes Sure Seats Are Safe and Comfy

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If you have little kids who are still in cars seats:

Check the condition of the seats. If the seats are worn, do you have a set in another

car that’s in better shape that you can switch out?

Many car seats have expiration dates. Look on the underside of yours or consult the

manufacturer to ensure yours is current.

Arrange to bring light blankets and some inflatable pillows for older kids. They won’t

take up too much space and everyone will be happier.

Happy driver tip? Make sure each driver adjusts the seat so they are comfortable

when taking the wheel. Leaning forward while driving can cause neck pain, nausea,

and irritability.

Favorite app? The Car Seat Helper app can give you tips and info on your car seat

and help you pick one.

Plan for Breaks

I’m one of those goal-oriented people who hate to stop for breaks. When I get in the car, my

motto becomes “Go, go, go!” Yeah- that doesn’t work so well l with kids, I’ve found. They just

can’t sit still for that long.

Arrange to stop every two-three hours, it’s not only good for the kids, but will work to

prevent medical issues, such as blood clots. If you are on a plane or train get up and

walk if you can. Even if that means frequent bathroom visits.

You might need to stop overnight, even if you feel you could keep going.

Happy driver tip? This also allows for frequent driver rotation, which makes the trip

safer for everyone.

Favorite App? Around Me or Android’s embedded Local app will help you find places

to stop.

Snacks

Only one thing is worse than cranky travelers- hungry, cranky travelers! So pack plenty of

snacks and drinks to take with you. Before you throw everything in the bag for the trip, here

are some things to consider.

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Cut down on snacks like candy or chocolate-covered anything. Too much artificial

sugar in a kid of any age-yikes!

Choose snacks that are low on the mess factor, like dried fruit or other snacks that

are easily held in small or large hands alike, such as mini-graham crackers.

Pair snacks with bottled water or those half bottles, which are great for kids. You can

also bring your own sports bottles, but if you’re traveling by car it’s tough washing the

sports bottle to avoid bacteria. These to-go bottles make it easy.

Happy driver tip? Give the driver a can of soda, a bottle of water, and a snack within

easy reach. Sometimes they will need sugar and caffeine!

Favorite App? Healthy Snacks will give you some good snack ideas.

Music

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Ah, you knew it was coming with me, right? I always have music playing. Who wants to sit in

a quiet car for two, four, ten, or more hours? BORING! Here’s how you can spice it up.

Create a trip playlist as a family before you leave for your MP3-Player or CD-Player

– depending upon what you have in the car. Get everyone in the family involved

when selecting the music, so that they’ll get excited when a particular song comes

on.

Make sure you have any and all equipment to play the music in your car, so all can

hear. You might need an iPod cable for Apple lovers ($19.00 US) , and AUX cable

($1-$35 US) for Android users like me, or even a portal speaker that runs on

rechargeable batteries ($39-$125 US). For flyers, make sure you have noise-

cancelling headphones to hear over the airplane noise.

Happy driver tip? No ballads! Unfortunately, ballads will not cut it for the drive. Save

those for the romantic moments when the kids are asleep on the trip, right? *wink*

Favorite app? Pandora hogs your data plan a bit, but you can’t beat it for variety.

Plus, everyone gets their own channel.

Entertainment

This is one of those key things that you just can’t leave home without. Some of my tips here

might involve a bit of an investment, but I can guarantee they’ll be worth it.

Go heavy on the books. Whether they come in the form of a tote bag of kid’s books

and paperbacks or a loaded e-reader, have them. Kids reading=a quiet car, plan,

train, etc.

Invest in tablets. My husband and I each have a Google Nexus 7 tablet ($199-

$250 US), but Kindles($159-$199 US), Nooks ($199 US), and iPads ($329-$499 US)

have also become equally affordable. Load them up with games and activities.

Put movies that the kids pick on the tablets. Ripping a DVD and putting it on a tablet

is much less daunting than it used to be. Apple, in particular, makes this pretty easy.

Load up the tables with movies and let them watch with headphones. This also

works for long waits at restaurants for tables or food.

For older kids, purchase a cheap headphone splitter ($3-$25 US), which will allow

more than one child to share a tablet.

Bring a small cookie sheet with edges, crayons, and a sketch book/coloring book for

younger kids. The edges on the cookie sheet keep the crayons from rolling on the

floor.

Happy driver tip? Make sure tablets and books are not in sight of the driver, so they

won’t be tempted to watch or read along.

Favorite app? For little kids I love Hungry Guppy. For older kids? Angry

Birds or Words With Friends are classics.

Here are just a few of the things that worked for us when traveling. However, I think the most

important thing is to make sure you set realistic expectations for the trip. If you feel like

you’re pushing your family, you probably are. Sometimes it can’t be helped, for example,

with airline travel. Just do your best to be prepared for the trip and you’ll be fine. When all

else fails, remember to pack your own headphones! Travel safe!

Brought to you by: Stephanie Keyes

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ADAM’S RIB - SATTIRE

No Way In!

I’ve never written at any

sort of length about my

father, and for no

particular reason. Maybe

it’s because he’s always

been a dependable

parent, great provider, and

fair disciplinarian. A consummate workaholic, my father is now approaching retirement age

and spends his days enjoying the life he’s built for our family. The more that I think about it,

I’m genuinely surprised that I haven’t written about him up until now. The fact that he

embraces a professional demeanor and understated stoicism makes his mishaps all the

more fun to rag on when stupid shit happens to the grizzled old fart. This past weekend was

no exception.

Being raised in a blue collar household, my dad developed a strong work ethic at a very

young age, going on to graduate from college, get married, and start a computer business at

a time when computers were a radical, new way of thinking. Surfing a wave of ingenuity and

having faith in machines, that at the time had as much memory as a pocket calculator, my

dad developed a business plan that

would not only be successful, but

would ensure that his family would

never go for want. We were

fortunate.

On a familial level, the success

didn’t quite translate. I believe that

the true measure of a parent

resides in their ability to impart

wisdom upon their children. My

father fell less on the teaching side

of the fence, gravitating more

toward the Tiger-Mom mentality of

“I’m only going to show you this

once and you better not fuck it up!”

Alas, I’m 8, and learning how to change the oil in a 1974 Karmann Ghia wasn’t high on my

list of shit worth retaining.

You can only imagine the disastrous version of the ‘birds and bees’ speech that was right

around the corner.

I had heard about this mindboggling rite of passage from some of my friends whose fathers

took the plunge, so I was anxiously awaiting my turn, ready to absorb his knowledge and

learn what the commotion was about. I had never seen my father nervous before, but he

visibly was that night. It probably would have taken my bleeding from every orifice for him to

even consider engaging in a single drop of eye contact during what was sure to be one very

difficult discussion for the both of us.

Dad: You know about condoms?

Me: Yes

Dad: Use them.

He then proceeded to flip to the sports page, emotionally satisfied that he fulfilled his fatherly

duty in explaining the art of fucking. Well done, Pop.

I have to figure that my father thought he had sired a military man. When I was born, all he

saw was a child who would grow to encompass all of the characteristics inherently

synonymous with honor, courage, and pride. Instead, he produced a mouthy jerkoff who gets

immense pleasure out of busting his balls whenever the austerity crumbles. It doesn’t

happen often, but when it does, it’s usually a doozy.

We reached the apex Saturday night.

It all started around a backyard bonfire. Several years ago, my parents moved from the

house I was raised in, and instead of memorializing the yard with a bronze statue of me, they

sold it without my consent. The folks built their dream home in the middle of nowhere.

Swallowed up in trees, acres of wildlife and peace surround the empty-nest couple who can’t

shut the fuck up over menial, bullshit arguments the likes of which the world has never seen.

On the brink of insanity, the two of them fight over what’s for dinner as if the wrong choice

would determine the future of human existence. People wonder why I question my

genealogy, but despite their idiosyncrasies, they know how to put on a hell of a party.

Several times a year, our family and friends get

together friends and sit around a blazing fire with

drinks in hand and music barrelling through the

speakers. Eventually the crowd dissipated, but a

few stalwarts were content to keep the night alive.

We were having a great time when my mother

decided to pack it in and go to bed. She grabbed

her stuff, kissed my father goodnight and asked

something of him while pointing at me. “Are you

going to talk to him?” Staring impassively into the

fire and saying nothing, he nodded his head.

Huh? Talk to me about what!?! Did they find my

pot? Shit. They found my pot. He probably flushed it and is going to tear my ass a new one.

Now I’m going to have to call my guy in the morning and…

Dad: Have you ever seen that movie No Way Out?

Me: No, but I’ve heard of it.

Dad: It’s pretty good. I think you would like it. It’s about a naval officer who investigates a

murder. It has that guy from Hoosiers and Superman…ehh…

Me: Gene Hackman?

Dad: Yeah Gene Hackman. You should check it out.

Me: OK. It sounds like something I would like.

He paused; eyes still fixated on the glowing embers in front of him. I had only seen that

nervousness in him once before.

Dad: You know you can break your dick having sex?

NOTE: Now, I’ve struggled with this story over how to phrase my response to the previous

sentence, and the word “gasp” seems entirely too hollow to describe a bowel-escaping

moment in time.

Dad: Well it’s uncomfortable for me…it’s uncomfortable for your mother…

Me: Wait. What the fuck?

Dad: …so you need to be careful…

Me: Whoa!!! Dad!!! What in the hell does this have to do with Gene Hackman!?!

Spin it however you want, but his segue skills need some serious polish.

As much as I should have wanted to sprint away from the remainder of this life lesson, I

couldn’t take my eyes off of what was unfolding in front of me. For a half an hour, I was

filibustered with an unprecedented level of gruesome detail that I’m not sure I’ll ever forget.

Basically, I learned that my parents had an “incident” during a romantic encounter wherein

my father sort of missed the mark. Not so coincidentally, I also learned that I would no longer

be able to watch a Gene Hackman film without throwing up in my mouth a little.

Observing my look of confusion and disgust, my brother chuckled over the free

entertainment. “You knew about this didn’t you?” I asked. “Yeah, he told me a few weeks

ago.”

“Does Alex know too?”

“Yep.”

Christ. One brother is in the midst of a divorce and the other hasn’t gotten laid since the

Clinton administration. Aside from Caligula and my mother, I’m the only person around here

having regular sex, yet was the last to be told to look out.

It’s not a secret that no one has Hornyak-Miranda rights around me, so my father had to be

aware that everything that had, and will come out of his mouth will in some way be used as

fodder for my readers. If the thought had crossed his mind he must have dismissed it, since

an attempt at justification via medical jargon referred to his malady as Peyronie’s disease.

Disease? I don’t think so. It’s not like he forgot to wash his hands before touching a door

knob and his dick suddenly snapped. He can refer to it as Peyronie’s disease if it helps him

sleep at night, but unless ‘Peyronie’ is Italian for “bad aim”, he should just call a spade a

spade and own up to the fact that he literally fucked up. There are physics involved here. If I

ran naked into a tree with a raging erection, the only acceptable disease you could pin on

me is psychosis. Not about to blindly accept the fact that I was being forced to add one more

item to my personal sex watch-list, I researched the bullshit disease to find that Peyronie’s is

a tissue disorder that affects an incredibly small percentage of men.

It may seem odd, but I’ve told this story to a handful of friends, and nobody has ever asked

how my father was doing. I don’t blame them. The real question revolves around the state of

my mother’s spine. Were we two pounds of pressure away from an embarrassingly

unexplainable Christopher Reeves situation. The speculation is making me sick.

I have always known that I would grow out of my physical ability. I’ve already seen a slide in

my strength, speed, and, when driving drunk, my ability to articulate the alphabet. I worry

that one day food won’t taste the same, and I won’t be able to see as clearly, but agonizing

over an imitation disease isn’t worth my time. The simple fact is that this is nothing more

than a ‘crooked’ side effect of something that everyone should be giving my parents a

standing ovation for.

Dad. Congratulations on scarring my brain just a little bit more, and for your ability to find the

woman with whom you constantly fight with ‘do-able’. No Way Out will continue to be an

unwatched film that I will sadly write off for the remainder of my life, but maybe one day, we

can all sit down at the fire again without fear that a penis will enter the conversational

periphery. I love you dad, and as always, think twice before sharing with me.

Brought to you by: Adam Hornyak Twitter: @AdamHornyak FB: Adam Hornyak

ODE TO SUMMER…

As summer is in full swing across the northern

hemisphere I hope that Loveahappyending Lifestyle

Magazine readers are getting out there and enjoying the

long days and warmer weather! For me, summer has

always been my favorite time of the year.

When I was a kid, perhaps eight years old, I got a children’s

calendar for Christmas that had a sheet of stickers you could put on different days and

months of the year. There was picture of a cake with candles for your birthday. For Easter

there was a colored egg sticker. A firecracker was for Independence Day. And then there

was a sticker that said, “My Favorite Month!” I had no hesitations in deciding where to stick

this one. I opened the calendar right up and pasted it on the 1st of July.

Over the years I’ve spent seven seasons working as a chairlift operator, photographer and

ski and snowboarding instructor at ski resorts in the U.S. Many of my instructor colleagues

live for the snow and winter weather. They spend a season working northern hemisphere

resorts, and as soon as it is over they hop on planes and head to the southern hemisphere

to do it all over again. Sometimes they might take one week off in Hawaii for a quick blast of

warm weather, but then they are right back into winter, for years on end. I can hardly

imagine a life like that.

No, that is not the life for me. As much as I do appreciate a good day on the slopes, or sitting

inside a nice warm coffee house with my laptop, looking out the window as the snow falls

down.

I’m more of an endless summer kind of person than an endless winter one. I love long, lazy

afternoons at the beach, or hiking by a mountain stream. To me it is hard to beat scuba

diving in a balmy sea, or zipping down a challenging trail on a mountain bike. Shorts and a

T-shirt beat jacket, hat and gloves hands down.

At the same time, in some ways I find that it is only through the contrast that we can fully

appreciate a thing. It is our hardships, after all, that make our successes that much sweeter.

Not that winter is a hardship, necessarily, but in contrast it does make summer all the more

enjoyable.

I have spent some time in perpetually warm places. I grew up in southern California, which

never gets too cold in winter and where snow is a concept that many people have never

even seen. I’ve lived in Hawaii and spent periods of time in Thailand and Australia.

One thing that I have learned by living in these perpetually warm places is that one can

begin to take it all for granted. After a while, it can become hard to appreciate idyllic days,

one after the other. It is only by suffering through the depths of a cold, dark winter that one

can fully enjoy a sunny summer day.

I know that many readers of Loveahappyending Lifestyle come from places in the U.K.

Others live in the American Midwest or Northeastern corridor. Wherever you happen to

come from there is a good chance that you have recently suffered through a cold dark

winter. Well, it is time to rejoice! Summer is here! Time to get on out there and go for a hike

in the hills, or wander through a nearby park to enjoy the flowers, or maybe even plant your

own. Time to go for a bike ride or maybe enjoy a meal outside. And if it is raining? Fear not,

for sunshine is surely just around the corner. For those of you reading this in the southern

hemisphere rest assured that your suffering will be rewarded in time! That’s just part of the

beauty of living on planet earth. Now if you don’t mind, my mountain bike is sitting in the

corner looking far too lonely. I think it’s time for me to get on out there myself and make the

most of this lovely summer day!

Brought to you by: Kenneth Rosenberg Website/blog: www.kennethrosenberg.com

Twitter: @IndieNovelist FB: Kenneth Rosenberg

SPORT – ARE YOU IN THE SWING?

The golf swing that is!

Golf is a fine way to have fun at any age

and, unless you are hindered by specific

health issues, it’s never too late to begin.

Shake off any fears or apprehensions

about taking on a new hobby late in life!

Golf is an activity that truly can be enjoyed

at any age.

Many older people dismiss golf as a sport

they could not possibly enjoy and assume

it is a younger person’s game. Although

golf at top level is physically demanding, it

can also be an extremely pleasant and

gentle pastime.

Most clubs have special rates for seniors: another benefit of aging! Taking lessons, using the

practice facilities, and convincing a friend to go along are all ways to ease into the sport. Set

some simple goals and have fun!

From what I could discover, the oldest active golfer today is 100 years old and still tries to

play three times a week. He lives in West Sussex and you can read more about him

by clicking on this link.

If you can skip taking the golf cart and walk the course, you will be receiving even more

benefits. Walking is undisputedly one of the best low-impact cardiovascular exercises for

seniors. Easy on the joints, it burns calories and builds muscle and bone density. On the

other hand, if walking is something that gives you trouble, you can still play the game with

the help of a cart.

The golf swing benefits everyone

in many ways with balance,

strength and flexibility. Training

exercises will improve your game

and also help prevent injury.

Common problem areas for

seniors in golf are the ankles, hips

and shoulders, and you can do a

number of exercises to help

improve your strength and flexibility

in these areas. You’ll also want to

work on toning and stretching

muscles that work hard during a

golf game, like your legs and back.

Click here to go to an excellent site offering advice for senior golfers including such topics

as: warm-up, posture, balance and stability, equipment.

While our bodies change as we age, we still want to stay fit. Stretching and strengthening

exercises help with flexibility and can improve the distance you achieve in your shots.

Having the right equipment also makes a difference in your swing and the distance you get.

Every club has a golf pro who will be only too happy to advise you in all of these matters.

No matter what, golf is a very social game that is a fine way to have fun with friends. Hitting

balls at the range or practicing putting is always helpful to your game and can be a very

pleasant way to spend time. All in all, this is a sport everyone can play and is a great

addition to the new chapter opening for you after retirement. Stay fit and have fun at the

same time!

Don’t forget to enjoy the 19th hole too! Socializing is a big part of the game of golf.

If you haven’t tried golf before and are looking for something new in your life, take some

lessons and get in the swing!

Brought to you by: Patricia Sands

Website/blog: http://patriciasands.wordpress.com/ Twitter: @Patricia_Sands

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SPORT - SUE MOORCROFT TALKS F1

Fast cars going round in circles… right?

Sometimes when I witter on Twitter about my love of Formula 1 racing I get reactions such

as ‘Huh? You’re talking about fast cars going round in circles all afternoon, right?’

Right, that’s what I talk about a lot. I even have a column

http://www.girlracer.co.uk/index.php/motorsport/sue-moorecroft at www.girlracer.co.uk

where you can find me after most races airing my opinion on that day’s action. I love the

excitement, the thrills and spills, the strategy and the bravery of the racing.

And, OK, to be honest, the noise of a fast car makes my hair stand on end.

Here are my crib notes on the elements of Formula 1:

FORMULA 1 – a category of circuit racing for motor cars at the pinnacle of motor sport. (Yes

– fast cars that go around in circles all afternoon.)

RACES – around twenty each season in various venues around the world. Countries

compete hotly to be added to the Formula 1 calendar because of the revenue that can come

alongside the Formula 1 circus. (Although some have been known to speak of debt more

than revenue.)

TEAMS – competing against each other for the World Constructors’ Championship and the

World Drivers’ Championship. Usually, but not always, reflecting massive sponsors in the

team name. A team will support hundreds of employees. (A team also has more secrets than

a rogue politician. Any aspect of one team can be useful to another.)

CARS – each team two race cars. Or, to be precise, they have two cars in each race. They

may have any number of cars throughout a season. They get bashed about, they evolve,

different set ups suit different circuits. The cars are at the cutting edge of motoring

technology and what is innovated in Formula 1 today may be on your road car in a couple of

years. In Formula 1 there are no ‘off the peg’ cars. Each team is responsible for its own cars’

construction. (They are also things of beauty – the more they win, the more beautiful

everybody finds them.)

DRIVERS – the cream of motor car drivers, in possession of super licences and often

earning huge income. They’re fit, focused and talented … everything depends upon their

results. They will have worked their way up through other formulae, perhaps beginning in

carting when they were little.

Oddly, those who aren’t earning huge salaries often have to pay their way into the sport with

the help of massive sponsorship deals.

As well as the race drivers there is usually at least one test driver, who might get some

running in a practice session on race weekends and even step into a car for a race if a race

driver is unwell etc. (And there’s a huge queue of other drivers wanting to get into these

three seats.)

CIRCUITS – the tracks on which the races

are run. They’re never ovals or ‘D’s as in

some other motor sports, but each is

different, with a variety of angles and

speeds of corners, elevations, track

widths, track surface and climatic

conditions. Vastly expensive to create, an

F1 circuit needs a massive infrastructure

of paddock (garage area),

communications centres, hospitality units,

spectator facilities, and an army of people

to run it. A new circuit is years in the

planning before the construction begins.

Speed is limited only by the capability of car

and driver. (But street circuits, such as Monaco or Albert Park in Melbourne, Australia, are

literally created in a couple of weeks from an area of public roads. Go figure.)

POINTS – points are awarded to the top ten cars to finish a race. Everything depends on

points, including income from TV rights. If you’re ‘in the points’ you’re in the money. Points

count to both Championships, driver and constructor.

PITS – the pit is the area in front of each team garage marked by a box shape on the ground

where cars stop for tyre changes during a race or for mechanical attention. Also called ‘box’.

PITLANE – the part of the circuit that passes in front of the pits. Speed limits apply. A

dangerous place to be and access strictly controlled during races and practice sessions.

TYRES – not just round and black, tyres are a big factor in performance, especially now

when they degrade quite quickly. They form the backbone of the race strategy and two

compounds are brought to every race. Unless the race is declared wet, both compounds

must be used on each car during a race. Tyres can be blamed for just about everything in

Formula 1.

PITSTOP – when a car flies into the pits, hits its box, and mechanics dressed as Darth

Vader change its tyres in sub-three-second bursts of activity. Lots of time won and lost in

pitstops. Mechanics and drivers train rigorously. Occasionally, someone gets hurt. More

frequently, someone makes a mistake and a forlorn car is left with three wheels on its

wagon, trying to return to its box in a shower of sparks.

These notes give you the most rudimentary structure of Formula 1. They don’t say anything

about the colour, the excitement, the noise, the edge-of-the-seat race finishes. I’ll have to

leave you to discover that yourself.

Brought to you by: Sue Moorcroft Website/blog: www.suemoorcroft.com

Twitter: @SueMoorcroft FB: Sue Moorcroft

THE WRITE PATH

Help! Do I Use Single or Double Quotes?

Without doubt, the single most perplexing problem for

many writers and authors is with regard to punctuation and

capitalization, particularly concerning dialogue. As with

many things in writing, there are differences between what

is deemed acceptable in the USA, Canada, and

elsewhere, and how it is done in the UK.

The publishing industry in Britain has long followed that

editors’ bible New Hart’s Rules: the Handbook of Style for

Writers and Editors, published by the OUP, a goldmine of

information on standard conventions for the written word. Of

course, some things have changed and evolved over time, but the basics have not.

First, to answer that constant chestnut: “Should I use double or single quotes in my writing?”

The answer is simple – you use whichever you prefer.

The USA prefers the double quotation mark. This is, in fact, how millions of children in the

UK were taught to write dialogue in school – with the good old double inverted commas. UK

English (and as in Hart’s Rules) favours the single mark, but there is no rule that says you

cannot use double if that is your preference.

In fact, using double quotes has its advantages in that it saves a lot of time and hassle if you

are considering publishing in the USA. Converting single to double is never as

straightforward as it sounds, even when using the Search and Replace function.

What is important is consistency in style throughout your document. Whichever you

choose, ALL quotes, including single words or phrases, as well as direct speech/dialogue

should be in that choice, i.e. either all double or all single. The only exception would be a

quote within a quote/dialogue (see New Hart’s Rules p.85).

There is a school of thought that direct speech is set within double and anything else within

single. Not so in UK English. Take a look at any professionally published novel by the major

publishing houses, and you will see this is the case. It’s one or the other. The extracts below

show how this should be done.

Example 1 Single within double quotation marks

“I was telling Elaine about it and she said, ‘I don’t believe you.’ It took me ages to

convince her.”

Example 2 All quotes in single quotation marks, even single

words/phrases/statements

‘Sorry,’ said Anita, ‘I’m going to have to leave you to your own devices again.’ There

was a large pile of correspondence waiting in her little ‘office’, the cupboard beneath

the stairs.

Punctuation Within Dialogue

Again, USA English and UK English use different conventions. The UK places punctuation

inside quotation marks in direct speech, and outside in quotations or individual

words/phrases; the USA seems to favour inside for both. Example 2 above shows an

example of UK style.

If you have a publisher, it’s worthwhile checking what their preferred house style is with

regard to quotation marks and its punctuation.

One final point today: Always use commas before or surrounding the name of a person

being directly addressed in dialogue (see Example 3). For example, the following statements

are both correct but each has a different meaning.

“Come and see Michael.” and “Come and see, Michael.” Can you see the difference?

In the second statement, Fred is speaking directly with Michael; the comma use before

Michael’s name makes this clear. In the first statement, Fred is urging whomever he is in

direct dialogue with to come and see someone called Michael.

Example 3 Commas surrounding name of person directly addressed

‘Sorry, Elaine, I can’t come today,’ said Anita. ‘I have to go out.’

‘That’s okay, Anita, I know you have to go and see Michael.’

Writing tips and useful links

I thought I’d share a few excellent websites, blogs and books

some of the LLm authors use as a means of reference, and

often the first place they turn to when looking for guidance on

any writing dilemma. I’ve been proofreading and copyediting for

more years than I care to remember but even I need to call upon

quality reference books occasionally, whether to double-check

on a point of grammar or the protocol for spelling a particular

branded item mentioned in a novel, for example. There are a few

rules in English writing and a good author is one who observes

and learns them, and a sad fact that a writer who chooses to

ignore them is often perceived as an amateur or inexperienced

writer. Publishers, agents and many editors, indeed some readers,

will not read beyond the first paragraph, let alone the first page, if it is full of errors.

Remember, correct spelling, punctuation and good grammar make all the difference to how

a reader enjoys the reading experience.

So, first and foremost for any serious writer is a good, modern and comprehensive

dictionary. I always have two at hand, the first a well-thumbed up-to-date edition of

the Collins English Dictionary. Although expensive, this heavy tome is worth investing in. It

covers spelling variants, shows what words should be italicized, capitalized, hyphenated etc,

lists famous people, presidents, foreign words in English usage, countries, cities, plants –

everything you would possible want to know. Other authors swear by the Oxford English

Dictionary; one as equally as good as the other. Invest, too, in a good thesaurus. Nothing is

more monotonous than reading a pages of the same noun, adjective, phrase or verb used

repeatedly.

The second reference book always close at hand is the Oxford Dictionary for Writers and

Editors, again an invaluable source of help although nowhere near as comprehensive as

the Collins. A quick online tool is the style guide produced by the Guardian newspaper

(http://www.guardian.co.uk/styleguide). This covers all manner of spelling convention and

format, capitalizations etc, from world politicians’ names to

brand names which should always be written as the

manufacturer intended, for example, Blu-Tack not Bluetack,

Sellotape not sellotape.

Worth subscribing to is the blog Daily Writing

Tips (http://www.dailywritingtips.com/). Each day it covers a

different topic, from grammar to word use, punctuation to

etymology. I don’t always agree with everything there, but

that’s because the blog is geared more towards American

styles which, on some things, are different to the UK, but it

always has interesting and useful information. Another excellent online site for problems with

grammar is the website Grammar Book (http://www.grammarbook.com/), a marvellous and

quick “how to” guide that’s easy to use to search for solutions.

When writing, often it is the actual formatting of a document that gives problems. Try

http://homeworktips.about.com/od/computertips/ss/pagenumbers_6.htm if you are

having difficulty dealing with page numbering in Word 2003; and if researching how to

prepare a book for self-publishing http://www.book-editing.com/articles/self-publish.shtml.

Sometimes it isn’t just the writing element authors need guidance with. Often it’s the

business end, when your novel is finally complete, when you’ve done all the rewrites and

self-editing, and now need help to move forward. Thus no self-respecting author should be

without the Artists and Writers Yearbook and/or the Writers Handbook, both for their

invaluable listings of agents, publishers, magazines, award schemes and prizes, as well as

advice, tips and hints on, for example, on how to approach and submit to agents.

For those authors thinking of going it alone and self-

publishing, Linn B Halton found http://www.book-

editing.com/articles/self-publish.shtml exceedingly useful,

as is The Writer’s Guide E Publishing, a website she

recommends following for the advice and help it gives,

the majority of which is presented in a very professional

manner.

Miriam Wakerly recommends the following books: How to

Publish Your Own Book by Anna Crosbie,Publishing and Promoting Your Book by Pauline

Rowson, Aiming at Amazon by Aaron Shepard, Print-On-Demand Book Publishing by Morris

Rosenthal.

Joanna Penn’s http://www.thecreativepenn.com/ site is highly regarded by Patricia Sands.

Joanna covers so many important aspects of writing and publishing and her posts are

always well researched and supported. Rather than simply dispense the information herself,

Joanna frequently invites others for interviews or offers videos. A self-published author

herself (initially), Joanna understands the journey and is very approachable to discuss

particular issues.

If you have any query on editing or writing, Kit is more than happy to try to answer your

question via Comments over at http://www.loveahappyending.com/category/the-write-path/.

Think of Kit as your Edit Agony Aunt!

Author and Artist Kit Domino is a professional editor.

For details of her services visit Edit Agony Aunt.

Find out more about Kit on her Author page and website on Twitter,

And when it comes to research, author Melanie Robertson-King

says “Ordnance Survey Maps are not just for getting to your destination!”

These maps are wonderful beyond belief. They’re far more detailed than any road atlas and are a

great addition to any travel itinerary. Modern ones are in full colour but there are also Victorian era

versions of them as well. This is great because you can see how much an area has changed over the

years.

Why is that important you ask? Say, you’re writing a historical piece. Towns, villages and cities

change over the years, decades and centuries. What’s there now wasn’t necessarily there then. So

you get yourself a copy of a Victorian Ordnance Survey map closest to the time you want. But it’s got

so much information on it that it’s hard to see the amount of detail you want/need. And then there’s

the chance that the location you’re looking for is on the border of the map and is cut off. Even if you

have the adjoining one, there’s no guarantee that everything is there.

Don’t despair! There is a wonderful website called Old Maps that allows you to pick your location, the

map closest to the time frame you’re interested in, and you can zoom in and get as much or as little

information as you want.

In other parts of the world, these maps are better known as topographical maps. Try a Google search

that includes the keywords topographical maps and the area you’re interested in and I’ll bet you’ll get

results.

The Victorian Ordnance Survey maps are available at branches of genealogical societies but if you’re

looking for a modern one, you can drop in to the bricks ‘n mortar location of World of Maps but if not,

you can order from them, too.

Digging into the past can be interesting and fun… even if you never took a shine to history in school.

Brought to you by: Melanie Robertson-King Website/blog: http://www.melanierobertson-king.com/wp02/

Twitter: @Robertsoking FB: Melanie Robertson-King

VILLAGE LIFE IN FRANCE

Playing French Cricket With Le Grand Crew

If you score fifty in cricket, one

can generally expect a ripple of

applause from polite English

gentlemen, looking up from

their warm beer. When you

score fifty as a woman, the

gentlemen neither applaud nor

look up. Typically, they stare

even deeper into their beer with

a kind of mournful affection.

When I was young I thought

that middle-age spread was a sandwich filling used on Saga cruises. Well, these days it’s

the whole sandwich with full fat salted butter and a lifetime of lust and pleasure securely built

in to my vertically challenged body. If I were still a poet I could write a true version of “The

Waist-Land”. I could no longer put off the knowledge that it was time to leave the crease and

take off some padding.

I am soooo lucky to spend a fair bit of my life in a small town in Charente-Maritime. No

matter how I much I resist, the cunning native trap of bread, brie and brioche gets me every

time. Increasingly in France, I am not alone. The old image of the chic weightless French

maid has somewhat slipped south these days. Waistlines are probably the only thing

growing in the French economy. Zee ‘amburgers (with or without horse meat) are very much

established as part of the younger French lifestyle. However, my contemporary sisters still

wave the tricolour of slim cool elegance. Agonisingly, this is apparently achieved on a diet of

foie gras, fromage and the odd Cognac digestif. How can this be?

Saint Savinien Sur Charente, France

Saint Savinien Sur Charente, France

If food is the true religion of France, La Santé is the theology. One hears rumours of dirty

tricks and wrinkles unknown to us Anglo-Sacks of spuds. My mission was to infiltrate behind

their lines and into their kitchens to see what keeps these armies marching on their stomach

free conquest. I hoped to emerge with a new Entente-Cordiale of lean cuisine. Not

everything works out first time. We set out on a sortie.

Being a believer in determinism I have to accept that since my birth and the first design

concepts of the cross-channel ferry “Bretagne”, I had been hurtling towards a moment of

destiny. Ahead of us lay a starry night, our traditional Earth moving kiss on the deck as

Angleterre slipped away to the north and a hairy Frenchman in orange overalls spraying

water with a hose. As we crossed the heli-pad my leg folded under me with an agonising

pop. As I lay felled by the French like Admiral Nelson at Trafalgar, I began to wonder how

the crew of the rescue helicopter would be able to reach me on the treacherous gloss

painted skid pan deck. I guess they carry a good supply of crutches. I knew that my trip

home to France was not to be. Oscar cajoled and dragged me to the cabin and we

summoned the nurse. She found the solitary ship’s ice pack which I think had been a left

over from a close shave with an iceberg.

On arrival in France my leg resembled a black blue and

green mottled snake that had swallowed a football. Our

home lay 300 miles to the south and I could not bend my

leg. We decided to keep me on ice in the cabin (they

pickled Nelson in Brandy – but I did not think that Brittany

Ferries would supply a barrel) and go back to the UK

where we live a few minutes from the port. As a Brit I can

get medical attention in the UK without complication and

a long stay in a hospital miles from any home lacked

appeal.

If you really want to feel insecure – plonk yourself in a

wheelchair as a captive patient. The following afternoon as we approached the shores of

Britain, my partner Oscar decided to take me out for a spin. Watching paralympic sport on

TV had obviously inspired him into some kinda wheelchair sprint fantasy accompanied by

Formula One racing car noises. He’ll make someone a lovely husband when he grows up.

He does the same tricks with supermarket trolleys. You do realise just how tough it is for

folks in wheelchairs. All manner of lumps and gulleys become hazards. With my leg straight

out in front of me like a lance I felt like a jousting knight on a runaway horse escaping from

the Findus buying department. At the self service restaurant a chef tapped rather impatiently

on his steel pots of vegetables demanding to know which I wanted. I would have told him but

my eyes were about level with the tray track. “Does she like beans?” he asked Oscar.

About halfway across the English Channel the UK coastguard carried out a helicopter rescue

exercise. The kids wanted to offer me to the Captain as an authentic casualty. The red and

white whirly-bird hovered above the ship while a guy dangled with a stretcher above the

deck. Luckily he kept himself clipped on to his rope since the ice pack had melted and there

was not an iceberg in sight.

Eventually I was trundled back to the car deck and levered into the car. Some 23 hours after

we had boarded the ferry we got off again at exactly the same point. I must say that all of the

crew of the Brittany ferry Bretagne were kind and helpful – but I’m not so sure about the

orange guy with the hose.

In a couple of days I am setting out again to France. I am still a complete hop-along but if the

sea is rough at least I’ll only have to find one sea leg. The quest goes on and will include a

weight loss regime set in the vineyards of France and featuring a tandem bicycle, a poet and

a romantic novelist on a mission. We call ourselves Le Grand Crew and if you’re in a car

following my pumping rump you’ll know why.

La Normandie – en route to Paris

Brought to you by: Emma Calin

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VILLAGE LIFE IN THE UK

All Things Green and British

It is fair to state that location and environment are

key to wellbeing, a happy lifestyle – and property

prices! Did you know that all is not entirely well in

the world of footpaths, village greens and green

belt? It may be alarmist to say they are variously

‘under threat’, but perhaps we should be

concerned and take a look around where we live

to assess current changes that might affect us.

If you have been on a country walk recently, you

may have discovered that negotiating some

footpaths was more like penetrating jungle. For

some you may need a pair of secateurs or shears

to fight a way through. A spokesman from Boston

Ramblers Association recently said, ‘All the paths

are overgrown with grass, nettles and the like and

some of them you can’t even find where they start

it’s got that bad. They want people to get exercise,

and walking is a great way to do so but by having the

paths in this state is putting people off.’

Local councils are struggling; resources are stretched to breaking point. Like many aspects of life, the

environment is suffering from government cuts and, as reported in the magazine of the

Ramblers, Walk, ‘the Wildlife and Countryside Link

says the Coalition has made slow or no progress on

all but two of its 20 environmental commitments …’

British walkers have expressed their concern and

nearly 19,000 have signed a *Ramblers petition to

bring about changes in maintaining those absolute

national treasures, National Trails. (See link below).

So, public money is not held in a bottomless bucket,

to say the least, so what else can you do about this?

It’s not all bad news. Find out if there is a volunteer

scheme in your neck of the woods; you may be able

to help. In Buckinghamshire, a group of Ramblers

organised a ‘path checking day’ checking out missing

paths and broken stiles.

Next, what is going on with our green belt?

What is green belt? The Metropolitan Green Belt

around London came about in 1935, followed by the

Town and Country planning Act of 1947 that allowed green belt proposals in regional development

plans; clearly defined green belts, protected from development, were further encouraged around

towns and cities from 1955. Little has changed since, generally thought to be a good thing. However,

the nation’s people desperately need more housing; so how can we square this with a potential

sprawl of bricks and mortar swallowing up our green spaces?

My home town of Tetbury in Gloucestershire was recently in the news, with controversial housing

developments planned in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, and on farmland that has remained

as such for the past 500 years. The Campaign to Protect Rural England is on the case, analysing

operations that may result.

Again, what can we do? Check out your area for planned development … we must have new houses,

but see what scale the development is and whether the infrastructure of local roads and amenities is

going to cope.

Lastly, a subject very close to my heart: the great, the quintessential, English village green! A village

green is the hub of many an English village; not just aesthetically, but as the pulsing heart of activities

that help bring a community together, whether sport, especially cricket; children’s play; village fetes;

travelling fairs and grazing of livestock. These days it can also be a vital, surviving ‘lung’ for

developed surroundings, much like a park in London; quite simply, somewhere to sit and

contemplate, meet friends, feed the ducks or walk the dog.

Surely they are sacrosanct? Well, apparently not.

The Open Spaces Society has recently expressed its disapproval and outrage at the government’s

plans for town and village greens in the new Growth and Infrastructure Bill. The Commons Act 2006

allowed for the registration of new town or village greens. Anyone may apply to add land to the

Register of Town or Village Greens. Land can become Town or Village Green through 20 years use

as of right by the inhabitants of the locality or of a neighbourhood within the locality.

So, what has changed? The Campaign to Protect Rural England (CPRE) points out, ‘The Growth

and Infrastructure Bill makes it more difficult to register new town and village greens … Tens of

thousands of planning applications for housing development are granted each year, but in 2009 there

were only 185 village green applications … The tests for registering village greens are already

onerous. We fear that this proposal will lead to an inequality of arms between local communities and

house-builders who are banking more and more land and want to steamroller councils into developing

land that should be protected.’

Explains Kate Ashbrook, the Open Spaces Society’s general secretary: ‘The clause is an oppressive

measure which will make it difficult, if not downright impossible, to register land as a town or village

green once it has been identified for development—even if that identification is a well-kept secret.’

The Society cites many village greens all over England that were registered as a town or village

green, but which might well not have been registered if the Growth and Infrastructure Bill had been

passed.

Amidst a severe shortage of land – whether for affordable housing or commercial business projects –

like bookshops and libraries, village greens need our protection and support. As the song says, ‘You

don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone.’

Maybe next time you go for a country walk or even a drive, you will ponder on these green matters;

and have you thought about what is going on in your area; how your neighbourhood may be affected

and what you can do about it?

*Ramblers Petition http://www.ramblers.org.uk/nationaltrailsRamblers

Brought to you by: Miriam Wakerly Website/blog: http://miriamwakerly.blogspot.com/

Twitter: @MiriamWakerly FB: Miriam Wakerly

COUNTRY LIFE

Talking Chickens –

Chick-Lit…?

Country folk have always

had a few chicken

scratching about the yard

and pecking about in the

fields around their farms

and cottages. There really

is nothing better than a

freshly laid egg with a

naturally golden yolk for

your breakfast in the

morning or a clutch of surplus eggs making their way into a cake for your afternoon tea. But

it seems that, increasingly these days, it’s not just those with acres of fields or large gardens

who are keen to keep chickens. According to the Department for the Environment, Food and

Rural Affairs, hundreds of thousands of folk in the towns and cities of the UK are now ‘hobby

hen owners’, which is a huge increase on a decade ago.

So is it the rising cost of supermarket eggs and the recession that’s behind this interest in

keeping a few chucks or an increased desire in the general population for some degree of

self-sufficiency? Have we all decided to embrace The Good Life by taking the leap from

growing our own potatoes and veg to confidently keeping livestock?

Let’s take the recession. If you bought half a dozen free range eggs from a supermarket

these days you’ll probably pay £1.50 – £2.00 for them, so

does keeping hens mean cheaper eggs? Well, that

depends on how much you want to spend on getting

set up as a hobby hen owner. You could go in for

keeping some fancy rare breeds or rescue a few

hybrid hens from a commercial egg farm. You could

choose to house your ‘girls’ in the ultimate of

designer coops or you could knock one up yourself

over the weekend using a bit of wood and a sheet of

shed felting. If you do build your own, you must of

course make sure the coop is both draft free and

ventilated, that it has a nesting box area and a perch

for your hens to roost on. Whether you plan to keep

them in a run or allow them to roam free, you will

need to provide a safe place for them to sleep at

night, locked away from Mr Fox. You can find chicken

coop plans on the internet here.

A simple home-made hen house

To be healthy, your birds need to have access to fresh air and exercise, and happy hens

will produce more eggs! Will you build a run – a small fenced area or pen – or will you allow

them to roam free range? Do be aware though, as cute as they certainly are and as

charming as their little scratching ‘dance’ can be, hens can ruin a lawn and decimate your

flower border in no time at all.

My girls, Madonna, Kylie and Lady Gaga,

have access to a large field at the back

of our cottage, which they reach via a

‘pop hole’ in the fence. They spend their

days like feathered commandos, making

their way over the grassy hills in a

scouting formation, so they won’t miss a

single juicy worm, bug or beetle, in their

path. Despite this, they still need a

constant supply of clean fresh water and

to be fed. I feed my girls twice a day on

layers pellets, a dried all in one balanced

food for laying hens. As a treat they get a handful of corn, which they love almost as much

as any leftover cooked rice (which I’m sure they think are grubs) and cooked spaghetti

(worms?).

I have to say that keeping hens is an absolute joy and, despite what you might think, they

are not completely feather brained. Hens can be trained to come when called. They ‘talk’ to

you with their cute cooing and clucking noises and, the best of all, they like to present you

with a small oval gift every morning. So get cracking. What’s stopping you from keeping a

few hens on the hill or a few chickens in the coop?

Free Range Hen on The Hill

Janice Horton lives in a remote cottage on the

side of a hillside in Scotland. She says that the

Scottish mist, the diffused light, the ancient

castles and old traditions that surround her,

inspire her stories and fire her imagination.

Brought to you by: Janice Horton

Website/blog: http://www.janicehorton.co.uk/ Twitter: @JaniceHorton

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MEET THE TEAM

Our Lifestyle feature editors:

Left to right: Janice Horton, Kit Domino, Bonnie Trachtenberg and Linn B Halton

Bookshelf Reviews: Janice Horton lives in Scotland. She writes fiction with humour and

heart and with a hint of tartan. Look out for her Amazon Kindle bestselling ebooks ‘Bagpipes

& Bullshot’ and ‘Reaching for the Stars’ and her magically romantic novellas ‘How Do You

Voodoo? and ‘Voodoo Wedding’. Janice writes lifestyle articles, has also been involved in

BBC Scotland’s ‘Write Here Write Now’ and is a member of the Romantic Novelist’s

Association.

The Write Path: Kit Domino -for ten years she ran her own agency editing, proofing and

typing up reference books including for the Oxford University Press, the Radcliffe Hospital

and the EU Commission. Kit now runs her own publishing and editing business putting her

skills to good use helping other authors. Her London historical novel Every Step of the Way,

previously shortlisted for the Harry Bowling Prize, was published in 2012.

In Search of a Happy Ending: Bonnie Trachtenberg is the author of two bestselling

romantic comedies, Neurotically Yours, and her debut novel Wedlocked, which won the Gold

Readers Favorite Award, the Beach Book Festival Award and the Indie Excellence Award.

Bonnie was senior writer and copy chief at Book-of-the-Month Club and has written seven

children’s book adaptations. She lives in New York with her husband, four cats and a dog.

People with a Passion: Linn B Halton writes novels about ‘Love, life and beyond…but it’s

ALWAYS about the romance’. You are guaranteed an uplifting ending that won’t disappoint

and often a psychic twist that will make you stop and think…what if? Linn signed with US

publishing house Sapphire Star in 2012 and is about to announce another signing for her

new series. Before becoming a writer Linn had two very different careers—finance and

interior design. Linn is a member of the Romantic Novelists’ Association.

Our LLm member contributors:

Mandy Baggot brings you award-winning fiction! In 2012 she won

the coveted Innovation in Romantic Fiction award at the UK’s

Festival of Romance. Her novel Strings Attached was also short

listed for Best Author Published Read!

Mandy writes strong contemporary romance and characters you’ll

fall in love with. Previously self-published, she was signed by US

publishing house Sapphire Star Publishing in January 2012 and in

2013 by HarperImpulse. Mandy is a member of the Romantic

Novelists’ Association.

Sheryl Browne brings you Fabulous, Funny, Heart-breaking

Romantic Comedy! Her novel Recipes for Disaster,

commissioned by Safkhet Publishing, was shortlisted for the

Innovation in Romantic Fiction Award.

She now has four books published under the Safkhet Soul. A

member of the Romantic Novelists’ Association, Sheryl grew up

in Birmingham, UK, where she studied Art & Design. She works

part-time in her own business and is a mum and a foster mum to

disabled dogs.

Emma Calin was born in London in 1962. She currently lives part of

the year in the UK and spends the rest in France. She has been

writing since childhood and has won numerous local, national and

international prizes for poetry and short stories. She blogs about the

contrasts in life on both sides of the English Channel, which she likes

to explore on her tandem whenever weather and fitness coincide.

She defines herself as woman eternally pedalling between Peckham

and Pigalle, in search of passion and enduring romance.

Stephanie Keyes spent the first twelve years of her career in the

telecom industry, wearing various hats. Last year, Keyes began

consulting under her own business, Sycamore Road Design. In

addition, Keyes is the author of the YA Fantasy series, The Star

Child, which currently includes The Star Child and The Fallen, both

released by Inkspell Publishing.

Stephanie Keyes holds a certification in Instructional Technology, an

undergraduate degree in Business/Management Information Systems

from Robert Morris University, and a M.Ed. from Duquesne University.

Anneli Purchase has more hobbies and projects than she can

pursue in one lifetime, but of them all, writing takes priority.

Storytelling has been a part of her life since she was a child. Writing

the stories is just another phase of the process. Traveling, camping,

fishing, mushroom picking, and birdwatching are her preferred

pastimes when she is not writing.

Anneli has lived on Vancouver Island, Canada, for most of her life.

The island provides everything she needs for the activities she

enjoys.

Melanie Robertson-King lives in Brockville, Ontario, Canada

on the St. Lawrence River. She wrote non-fiction articles before

she turned her love for the written word to short stories and

novel-length fiction. Her first book, A Shadow in the Past, was

published in 2012.

Melanie loves Scotland and all things Scottish.On one of her

trips to her father’s homeland, she met Princess Anne at the

orphanage where he was raised.

Patricia Sands lives in Toronto, Canada, when she isn’t somewhere

else. An admitted travel fanatic, she can pack a bag in a flash and be

ready to go anywhere … particularly the south of France.

With a focus on women’s issues and ageing, her stories celebrate the

feminine spirit and the power of friendship. Encouraging women of all

ages to stare down the fear factor and embrace change. Her award-

winning debut novel The Bridge Club was published in 2010. The

Promise of Provence was released in 2013.

Miriam Wakerly retired in 2008, the day after Gypsies Stop tHere

was launched in Waterstones. There was more to say; so No

Gypsies Served followed in 2010. Set in the same delightful

English village, Shades of Appley Green offers new themes:

family, community and love, written with both humour and

emotion.

Brought up in Tetbury, Glos, she has lived in Surrey for 35 years.

With a BA Degree in English, French, Sociology, Politics, she is

author of many published articles and short stories; her novels

show a keen understanding of social issues and change.

Our guest writers:

Nicole Dauenhauer (left) and Elizabeth

Cassidy (right) are - The Film Fatales!

Elizabeth Cassidy’s favorite quote is: “My soul

was removed to make room for all this

sarcasm.” She has excellent taste in movies

and will argue to the death anyone who would

dare disagree with her. Nicole Dauenhauer is

known for her acerbic wit and razor-sharp

barbs. Her taste in film ranges from the absurd

(Anchorman) and the zany (Young Frankenstein) to

stuffy period pieces (A Room with a View) and classic suspense (Rear

Window).

Fabulous recipes, whether you want to eat healthily or

indulge…Recipes/tips – Caroline James has owned and run

businesses encompassing all aspects of the catering industry from a

pub to an hotel, restaurants and outside catering. She currently lives in

Cheshire and when not writing, runs a hospitality related company.

Caroline spends her leisure time cooking, climbing mountains and

contemplating life.

Adam’s Rib (satire) - Irreverent and oddly observant, Adam Hornyak is a self-described

train wreck. For reasons unknown, Adam is a human magnet for

wildly outrageous situations that only he can communicate in his

own unique manner. Since nothing embarrasses Adam, he will

happily share personal stories of arrest records, family

catastrophes, and an atypical dating life. With no filter between

his brain and mouth, Adam will periodically shock his audience by

tackling taboo subjects and providing commentary on topics that

most people would never dare say aloud.

How best to help your children utilise their IT skill than

encouraging them to think for themselves? Children and

education – Mark Hulkus is a highly experienced primary school

teacher who currently runs a Preparatory Department in a 150 year old

boarding school in Wales. He has three children, is obsessed with the

1980s, and runs a fun design website at www.retroboombox.co.uk.

He will be helping us to help our children when it comes to school work

and IT skills.

Award winning author Sue Moorcroft – Sue works full time as

a writer, a tutor and a competition judge. Sue is head judge for

Writers’ Forum Fiction Competition. Her novel Love & Freedom

was the winner of the Best Romantic Read Award 2011,

presented at the Festival of Romance and Dream a Little Dream

has been nominated for a RoNA (Romantic Novel Award) in the

Contemporary Romantic Fiction category. Born near

Monchengladbach in Germany, Sue comes from an army family.

They spent time in Cyprus and Malta, the latter being Sue’s

favourite place in the world. She now lives in Northamptonshire.

Sue admits she hates to miss a Formula 1 race!

Talking about some exciting travel destinations – and you really

will wish you were ‘there’! Kim Nash - Mom to 5 year old Ollie, is a

reviewer with a huge passion for books and loves to spread the word

about the amazing authors and brilliantly entertaining books that are

in the world. Kim loves chick lit, thrillers & suspense and books about

the afterlife. She is a Sales & Marketing Manager for The Marketing

Room and a writer for Have a Lovely Time.

Fun sporting activities – Kenneth Rosenberg is a California

writer whose work has appeared in the Los Angeles Times,

Surfer Magazine and other publications. Kenneth attended

UCLA where he received a Bachelor of Arts degree in English

Literature. When he is not writing, he spends his time surfing,

snowboarding and traveling the world on a shoestring.

Kenneth’s first novel, “No Cure for the Broken Hearted,” was a

top 10 bestseller on Amazon UK. His second novel, “Tinseltown

Blues,” was a bestselling romantic comedy. His third novel is

the suspense-thriller, “Natalia.”

Join Carlo Pandian in the wine cellar. Wine 101 – poured

with style!

Carlo Pandian is an Italian expat living in London interested

in wine and gardening. He loves to share his wine tips with

the community of LLM and is looking to hear more about

your favourite ways to pair up food with wine!

ON THE BOOKSHELF THIS MONTH: