love at first sight. soul mates job hunting relationship
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Love at first sight
Soul mates
JOB HUNTING
RELATIONSHIP
PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP COACH
Aliya Sariyeva
SaraH
vs.
RELATIONSHIP HUNTING PROCESS
1. Personal CV writing
2. Labor Market Research
3. Job Interview
4. Getting the Job
STAGE 1. PERSONAL CV WRITNG
ARTUR PIROZHKOV
Date of birth: 07.11.1978
Home Address: Malokuznetskaya oblast, Krasnogvardeiskii raion, poselok Zheleznodorozhnyi, 24 dom
Contact details: 8 9 16 17 21 13 12 15 1
EDUCATION AND QUALIFICATIONS
1991-1993 Private School of ‘Journalism’, ‘DVDs’ and ‘Web sites’
at home
Foundation degree
1993- 1998 College of Primary Relationship Education
high school, uni
BSc Theory and Practice of Relations
1998-2001 University of Advanced Relationship Studies
various locations
Master of Relationship Arts
WORK EXPERIENCE
1993-2001 Individual Entrepreneurs Lena/Olya/Natasha/stranger/Yana/Ira/Nastya/
Sveta/Nadya/stranger/Galya/Lera/Anya/stranger/Alla, etc…
Boyfriend
2001-2002 Tanya Engagement LLP
Fiancé (failed probation period)
2003-2007 Alena Suvorova Marriage Inc.
Partner (recessed, 2 subsidiaries passed to Alena’s ownership)
2007- present Unemployed
SKILLS CENSORED
REFERENES Mother, sister, aunts
STAGE 2. LABOR MARKET RESEARCH
COMPANY’S WEB SITE =)
GROUP OF ASSOCIATED COMPANIES
THE ONE AND ONLY
INVISIBLE TO X,Y,Z COMPANIES
STAGE 3. INTERVIEW
GET THEM MOON AND STARS! =)
CREDIT BUREAU CHECK
MORTGAGE BURDEN
STAGE 4. GETTING THE JOB
FUNCTIONAL RESPONSIBILITIES
1. Give flowers2. Massage
3. Take to the movies
LIFELONG LABOR CONTRACT
CAREER LADDER
Competitive Companies
PROS & CONS
DRESS CODE & FACE CONTROL
BAD GOOD
‘CLEAN DESK’ POLICY
LETTERS OF EX
NO RULES FOR LOVE
CRISIS
Bankruptcy
Unemployment
Collapse of ‘business’ institution
GARDENING
SOW ‘SEEDS’!
WATER!
WEED! =)
NOURISH!
FLOWER GARDEN =)
BELOVED GRANDMA IS ALWAYS READY TO LOOK AFTER YOU
GARDEN