lolcats cross-stitch standard
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Written by Brittani
LOLcats
Cross-StitchEdition
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A StorybirdLOLcats
Cross-StitchEdition
ByWritten by Brittani
Illustrated byCat-aloguePublished on
February 5, 2013
© Storybird 2013. All rights reserved. Not for resale.
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Note: This book was created in collaboration withLindsay and Mirissa.
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BoahlCat is seeing life through a somewhat distorted lens today.
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Well, maybe it is less of alens, and more of a bowl.
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Boahlcat has a snack - a side effect of theempty bowl.
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Boahlcat talks toGawdcat. He asks himmany deep questionsabout life.
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Things like, “Why do Ihave to be a Boahlcat?Why can’t I be acupcake?” Then lifewould surely be sweeter.
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Or, “What came first the owl or the egg?”
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And, “For fluff sakes,why didn’t you give mearms so I could knit?You KNOW I lovesweaters.”
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Oh how he wishes he knew the answers…
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Boahlcat feels likegiving up.
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When suddenly, it hits him. Gawdcat has heard his questions, after all.
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Boahlcat looks around.
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And this time, he sees things clearly.
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You'll find this story online at:http://storybird.com/books/lolcats-cross-stitch-edition/
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