littlest hipster's guide to the alphabet

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This is an original book I wrote and illustrated for a course at Emily Carr. I encourage you to share it with as many people as possible and for more info, check out littlehipster.wordpress.com. Happy looking.

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the littlest hipster’s

guide to the alphabet

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the littlest hipster’s

guide to the alphabet

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Although Anne’s apathy toward her job at the Apparel store was quite apparent, it was often mistaken for aloofness, which was awesome for Anne, as acting aloof is cool. Always.

Aa

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A is for Apparel

Apparel

Apparel

A

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The barrista blasted her blasphemous rants on her ‘beanthere_girl’ blog basically every spare break she had. With a bunch of blog followers waiting with baited breath, she felt she owed it to her beloved fans to spill the beans.

Bb

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bHipSter

today on the scene...so this is too funny, and I think that everyone out there would agree that when you order a grande mocha without whip at a certain temp, you pretty much

blogitupwelcome: beanthere_girl

Independent Coffee Co.

is for blog

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Constantly called the first ‘counter-culture group codefined as a consumer group’, the Hipster condemns this closed-minded caption, claiming that defining a whole conglomerate is so cliche.BTW, cut-offs are a not a choice, but a compulsion.

Cc

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C is for consumer group... cliche... cut-offs

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Often the only way to define a de facto Hipster is wether or not they deny the dogma. A scenester will accept and embrace the definition, a hipster will defiantly deny the disgraceful term even exists. Without a doubt.

Dd

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D is for denial...

I am not a hipster These glasses are pre

scri

pt

ion

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Eyeglasses. Extensive, enormous, oversized, and evidently elderly.

Ee

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e is for eyeglasses

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Fixed gears are the foremost accepted form of transportation amoung Hipsters. They are the finest and fastest mode of freightage in and around the city. FYI: owning four or five fixies makes you far more hip than the rest.

Ff

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F is for fixed gear

ride on.

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Guys and girls, gather near for a grand secret in Hipster fashion... Grandma’s closet is the greatest place to get the goods for your gams. So get over to Grans and graciously accept her graham crackers and ginger tea while you garner some genuinely generative gems.

Gg

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G is for Grandma’s Closet

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Hipster. Is there anything else? Heck no.

Hh

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is for hipster

H

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Ironically, individuality is an idea influenced by the media by whom they are imprisoned for their important involvement in the intensely competitive fashion industry.

Ii

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ii is for individuality.

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James is the typical Hipster who can justifiably be mistaken for Jesus. While his friends may josh him for the choice, they don’t judge or ask for justification for such a juxtaposition. James is just an unobjectionable guy with a penchant for the divine.

Jj

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j is for JESUS

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Don’t get your knickers in a knot... The keffiyeh is the kosher accessory for the run-of-the-mill Hipster. It’s the new kerchief. So new it’s old.

Kk

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is for keffiyeh... whatever that means...k

let’s just call it a scarf.

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LOL. Laughing out Loud or Lack of Laughter?You’ll never know, as the lukewarm Hipster is unlikely to make the distinction while their loose fingers list off initialisms like they are going out of style. LMAO.

Ll

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lol

L is for lol.

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Perched above the mouth, where your lip meets your nose is the main measure of Hipster merit. The moustache... a mash of misunderstood man hair in all it’s majesty.

Mm

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Mm is for moustache.

JUST GROW IT.

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Not to be nesseled in with the desaturated crowd, Neon never shys away from flanting its power, netting notable attention from the neighbouring eye.

Nn

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nnis for neon

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The optimum accessory, offspring bring an opportunity for the ordinary Hipster to become outstanding. They can pull-off outlandish outfits and often appear more sophisticated than their parent. Optimal names for the offspring are Olivia, Oscar, Ophelia and Otis. Okay?

Oo

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O offspring

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Patterns are like parties, a plethora of options is always palatable. They are pretty and precious and pleasing when paired.

Pp

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P is for pattern.

Why stop at one?

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Question: what can you gulp, guzzle, swallow and swig? Hipsters answer that query with anything quaffable and every weekend.

Qq

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Q quaffablequaffable

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Raybans take up regular residence on the Hipster face. Don’t resist, it’s a reputation thing.

Rr

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R

is for rayban

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Skeletons beware, Hipsters have snatched all of your specially-stitched skinny jeans and have sequestered them in a secret spot. Sneaky thiefs!

Ss

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is for skinny jeansS

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Call it a toque, call it a beanie or stocking cap, whatever the title, this trend brings a tepid twist to even the most tropical temperature.

Tt

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Tis for

toque

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They are ubiquitous, universal and seemingly unlimited in their numbers. Hipsters Unite!

Uu

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recycle

u is for ubiquitous.

Independent Coffee Co. Independent Coffee Co.

is for ubiquitous.is for ubiquitous.

is for ubiquitous.is for ubiquitous.

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Very necessary for any and every Hipster, the V-neck is a vendible that is bought it veracious volume.

Vv

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V is forv-neckv-neckv-neckv-neck

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It’s wretchedly itchy and wickedly warm, yet Hipsters are always willing to wear wool.

Ww

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Wis for wool.

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Java, mocha, brew, joe. The exchange is not a luxury but a ritual that leads to a climax. Hipsters sing the caffeine song in great and extraordinary exaltation.

Xx

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XIndependent Coffee Co.

is for exalted

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Yuppie Hipsters. Sure, others are younger, but never as stylish. And there are no others that yield so many fashion do’s. The yearlings silently yearn to one day be as hip as the Yuppie.

Yy

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Y is foryuppie

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On a scale of zero to zany, Hipsters have a certain amount of zeal that is not to be mistaken for zip or zest. It’s that ambiguous zomething or other that makes them too cool for school.

Zz

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Zis for zealous

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