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BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS ALREADY PAGE 4!!!

THANK YOU MORE BITES PIZZA FOR NOT KILLING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS!

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NICOLE CHARMAINE SALISE IS PRETTY OKAY. AND YEP, THAT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PRAISE A GUY LIKE ME CAN GIVE TO ANYONE.

To be honest, I do not know much about this tall, mocha-skinned girl, that is why I am just relying to the pictures here and to the things the editors say about her. So here are the things I found out about her: she models (duh!), she is part of a death metal band, and she is a potty mouth.

A potty mouth. Haha! (Lol I didn’t say potty mouth to be ex-act, but this is the way the writer wants to put it. - EIC)

Judging from the picture, she really has that model material look, which is pretty okay. I don’t know about the death metal thing though, I still yet to find out.

The fucking pottymouth gets me though. I love women who can speak their mind and wont give a single fuck. I bet there are losers hating her right now but hey... HATERS GONNA HATE!

I am not really in the writing mood right now but here is the last thing I am going to say about Nicole: MARRY ME!

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