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(12)th Night

This is a story of boy meets girl…

This is a story of boy meets girl…

(And Cross-dressing)

Diana Ha

Allison France

Samantha Zeibak

Kristoffer Hellesmark

Bon Ku

(1)DAY

Where am I?

You are in the land of Illyria my dear lady

You gotta help me. My ship sank yesterday. My

brother’s dead and I don’t know what to

do…

Yeah I saw your ship sink last night. I

wouldn’t be so sure your brother’s dead

though…

Yeah I saw someone who looked like you clamoring on to a barrel floating

like Arion!

Who’s Arion?

A poet who was saved from drowning by

clamoring onto dolphins!

Well I think I’m gonna keep my

identity secret for now.. Will you

help me?

Sure thang!

You can disguise yourself

and join Duke Orsino’s court.

He is really kind and thoughfull,

but he only accepts men into

his court

I can just disguise myself

as a man

Sure thang!

Now for my genius disguise…

Now no one will find out I’m a girl!

Twelfth Night

By: William ShakespeareOr What You Will

Meanwhile at Duke Orsino’s castle…

God I’m sad!

Why doesn’t Olivia love me?

I just got back from Olivia’s

castle..

She still won’t be your gf!

Well her brother just died so she’s

mourning him.

She said she won’t show her face for 7 years

Oh… I seem to be in…..the

wrong…..play….

So….. I’ll be leaving…...

now

So anyways… I’m gonna win her

over somehow!!

What’s wrong with my niece, Olivia?

She’s been weird after her brother’s

death.

My God, Toby. My lady Olivia hates your late-

night partying.

Well, she’ll get used to it.

You’re going to destroy yourself!

Anyone that won’t drink for her till they’re

drunk is crap.

She also told me about the stupid knight you

brought to be her husband.

Who? Sir Andrew?

He’s a great guy AND he’s rich.

Oh, here comes Andrew.

Sir Toby! HEY!

Hello to you too, wench

Hello and goodbye, gentlemen.

I’m going home tomorrow, Sir Toby.

Your niece refuses to see me, and if she did see me, she’d probably

want nothing to do with me.

That duke that lives nearby is also trying to

get her.

She’s not interested in him.

She’s not marrying anyone socially higher, richer, older, or

smarter than her.

So there’s still hope for you.

Okay, I’ll stay another month.

Orsino treats you so nicely

OH that makes me wonder if that will

ever change

Here he comes now

Where is Cesario

Right here my lord

You know everything about me, and I trust

you

Go to Olivias house and do not

leave until she sees you.

She is really sad lately, if I get in what

do I say to her?

Tell her how I passionately love

her

If you succeed I will reward you

I will do my best to make her love

you

Closeby...

Ye olde Shack

You’re leaving already and I can’t come?

I have bad luck, I dont want it to

spread.

At least tell me where you’re

going.

Let me be honest:

My name isn’t Roderigo, its Sebastian.

I had a twin sister who drowned an hour before you

pulled me out of the waves.

Oh, how sad!

Everyone thought she looked like me, but

beautiful.

Sorry I wasn’t a better host.

No, sorry I was so much

trouble!

Let me come with you

I really like you but I gotta go over to Duke

Orsino’s place.

Even though I have enemies there I will

follow you!

Olivia is waiting for you

Here she comes now

What’s your name?

My name is Cesario, your

servant.

You’re not my servant, you are Count Orsino’s

servant.

Well he’s your servant so that makes me your

servant.

He’s a creeper

I wish he wouldn’t think about me

every day

Well, I’m here to make you like him.

Oh god, please don’t talk about

him!

but if someone else loves me, then tell

me.

um…..

Please,

Gotta go!

Run after that messenger, and

give him this ring.

Hey, weren’t you just with Olivia?

Yeah, I didn’t get very far

She’s giving this ring back.

She doesn’t want him, but you can

come back anytime.

She took the ring, so I'm not taking it back.

You threw it at her, so take it back!

My precious…

I never gave her a ring…

I hope this doesn’t mean she has a crush on me!

Now that I think about it, she was all flustered and couldn't

stop staring at me!

Wow, I think she loves me!!!

She told her rude messenger to tell me to come back,

instead of telling me herself, how sneaky!

Her dreams will be shattered since I’m a girl…

I wonder how this is going to turn out.

My lord loves her, but I love him, and she

obviously loves me!

How do I solve this?

Pretending to be a man is not helping anything.

I guess there’s nothing I can do besides wait and

see…

I likey my booze

Me too

Hey, Hey, Hey!

Look it’s the fool!

Hey friends! This is nice, 3 fools together!

Lets sing!

Let’s do it. I’m a great singer. Let’s dance to the hokey pokey.

Fool, you start.

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out

!

You’re too loud! Olivia told Malvolio to kick you out

Olivia can go to China for all I care. We’re all smart and

Malvolio is a wimp.

What the heck is wrong with you all!?

It’s so late and you’re making all of this noise, don’t you have any manners or are you just stupid?

We like the song’s beat so shut up!

My lady told me that she allows you stay because you’re family, but she hates your behavior, so shape up or

leave.

So long, farewell!

Is this how it’s going to be?

LALALA, WE’RE NOT LISTENING!

LALALA, WE’RE NOT LISTENING!

You’re really mature…

I love making a fool out of him.

I should challenge him to a duel and not show

up.

That would show him

Do it!!

I’ll write the letter challenging him or insult him to his face!

Toby, don’t do anything crazy tonight.

What are you going to do?

I’ll write secret love letters to him in Lady Olivia’s handwriting.

He won’t be able to tell the difference!

This is great!

He’s going to look like a complete idiot!

We’ll hide and watch his reaction when he finds the letter, but right now we can only dream about it.

Good night. Good night.

Good night.

Good night.

Back at Duke Orsino’s Castle

If you ever fall in love…

..and feel the bittersweet pain I’m

feeling now,

think of me…

I can’t focus on anything else besides the woman I

love.

Even though you’re young, I bet you’ve fallen in love with

someone

…haven’t you?

A little…

God, he’s hot!!

What kind of woman is she?

She’s a lot like you

She’s not good enough then…

How old?

About the same as you, sir.

That’s way too old!

Women should always pick older men

Because the truth is, men change their minds and desires a lot more than

women.

AM I RIGHT LADIES!

I think you’re right, sir.

Women are like roses:

“The moment their beauty is in full bloom,

it starts to decay.”

That’s true. It sucks that our beauty fades

near perfection.

I mean THEIR beauty fades, THEIR, THEIR beauty.

Heeeere’s Feste!

I’m sorry everybody, this

project has been cancelled

Yepp, not enough people are watching

the project…

I see some kids dozing off in the

back…

ANANTA WAKE UP!

Sing the song you sang last night

Listen carefully

it’s simple but tells a simple truth about

innocent love.

Oh no, what’s happening!!

NOOOO!!!!

Im back baby!

Go visit Olivia one more time

And tell her my love is pure and

her beauty attracts me

Not her wealth.

Anyways, should I go see Olivia?

Come with us Fabian.

Wouldn’t you be happy to see that Malvolio

humiliated?

I'll be trilled!

He got me in trouble once for having a bear-baiting

here.

We’ll mock him until he’s black and blue then.

Oh there’s the evil master mind herself!

Get behind the hedge, everyone!!

Malvolio’s Coming!!

This letter’s going to make him a naive idiot!

Hurray!!

Maria told me that Olivia liked me

Olivia even said if she liked someone, they’d look just like

me

What an egomaniac!

SHH! He’s even more conceited when he’s alone!

I swear, I want to beat him down

Just think, I could be Count Malvolio!

Shoot him, just shoot him.

This isn’t the first time something like this has

happened

Britney Spears married her backup dancer!

What an arrogant bastard!

SHH! We’ve got him right where we want him

Just think of me, married for 3 months, sitting

majestically-

I want to hit him in the eye with a slingshot

Are we going to let this guy live?

I’d send 7 servants to find cousin Toby

He’d bow to me

I’d give him a stern look

And then Toby punches you in the mouth!

And tell him:

I’ve been lucky enough to marry your niece, so I think I’m able to say stop being

such a drunk!

Get out of here you idiot!

Quiet or we’ll mess up the joke!

And you’re wasting your time with that fool,

Andrew!

That idiot Andrew!

I knew he was talking about me, a lot of people call me an idiot.

What the hell…

What’s that letter doing there?

Yes! He saw the letter!

Shut up!!

I hope he reads it out loud; it would make me LOL so hard!

Oh snap this is Olivia’s hand

writing.

Look, she uses heart to dot the i’s and put a smiley face in the O’s.

This is this her letter for sure.

I know I love someone, but who is it? I can’t tell anyone, no one can find out about this.


What if she’s talking about

me?


She’s not you idiot. Go die


But I can’t stop thinking about my

love.



love. M.O.A.I. rules my life




Ohhhh nice one.




Maria did a great job with the letter




M.O.A.I. rules my life huh? Hmm, let me think




This is way too easy



love. M.O.A.I. rules my lifeI already got my love on a leash




Well I am her servant, only if I could make sure she was talking about me.




Hmm M.O.A.I.




He’s such an idiot…




“M” Malvolio, oh snap! That’s the first letter in

my name!!




Well Duh…




But my second letter is “A”, not

an “O”..




Then the “I”? Man I have no idea what the hell this code means.




Oh there’s more to the letter.

If this letter does get to you, read the letter carefully.

If this letter does get to you, read the letter carefully. I know you think I’m too good and rich for you but its time you man up.

If this letter does get to you, read the letter carefully. I know you think I’m too good and rich for you but its time you man up. Start fighting with your

family and be mean to the servants.

Talk about politics and other

annoying topics.


annoying topics. Start wearing those sexy yellow stockings with crisscrossing laces going up your legs.



If you don’t man up, this love is never going to work.”




She’s right!




I’m going to man up and fight with my family, ignore poor people, and

start wearing those yellow stockings.




If you really do love me, let me know by smiling at me. ♥ you”




THANK YOU GOD!




Time to get laid!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

LOLOl

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

OLOLOLOl

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

O!

I love Maria forever for coming up with this idea.

I love her too!

I don’t need anything from Maria except for her to play

another trick like this.

If you really want to see something funny, watch him next

time he’s near Olivia. Let’s go right now and see.

Alright lets go!

It is so lonely being a bush….

When I sent you that ring, it was a clear

message.

But if you can’t handle my love, then just go

back home.

Alright, I’m going home

No don’t please

Tell me what you think of me.

I think you’re denying what you really are.

Well I think the same thing about you

You’re right, I’m not what I am

Damn he’s a feisty one.

Soooo sexy…

Cesario, I ♥ you.

Well I don’t so bye bye

Screw this, I'm leaving

Why? What's up with you?

Olivia treated Cesario better than she ever treated me

Well, did she see you there?

Yea saw she m..

Well, she probably likes you then.

What the hell have you been smoking?

Listen, she flirted with Cesario to get

you jealous.

She probably wanted you right then but you

let her down...

You fail…

Oh, then next time I’ll get her for sure.

You should battle Cesario to show Olivia how

courageous you are.

Alright, can one of you tell him that I’m challenging him to an epic battle?

Write it down some where and use some big words

so he will get scared.

I can’t have him leave…

He buys the booze.

This is going to be so funny, and don’t worry

Cesario looks like a wuss anyways.

You guys have to come see Malvolio

He keeps smiling and he’s wearing yellow

stockings.

With crisscrossed laces?

Yup, he’s been doing everything we wrote on

that letter.

Let’s go see this idiot.

Hey thanks for coming with me.

I couldn’t leave you, our bromance is too

strong.

If I had some money to give you, I would but right now all I can say is thank you. Now

let’s go see this town.

We should do that tomorrow, we first

need to find a place to stay.

I’m not tired, let’s go see what’s there to

do in this town.

Um I can’t, I destroyed bunch of Court Orsino’s ships. They would arrest

me if they saw me.

Did you pwn a lot of his men?

Not many of them, but we did steal bunch of

their stuff.

Who cares, let’s just go.

Well here is some money

Go have fun, and meet me at an tavern called

the Elephant.

Alrighty.

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