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wonder he had so many large shotsof red eyelids.But his Royal Cockiness wasunshaken and he ambled next doorto McVey Hall and signed on withSorry ick t h ~ campus radio station, a fledglingumt of the bureacracy where stu-Pity poor Nick Martin the bleed- ents play around with reels anding-heart paranoid liberal who boards pretending they have an

claims a responsible writer in audience.u of Truth made him sound After staging a mini-revolt ofike a dolt. fsk, tsk. For fear of station employes (which the man-lfosing .my status as an outstand.ing agement found revolting), Nick was

j udge of character , must agree bounced down three flights of stairsthat Nick Martin is not repeat not and he rolled out into Limestone~ d o l t Street.' Actually, Nick is a dork . You see Nick never was the quickest} dolt is someone who is really not t ~ person in the world , so it took him a,flame for his incompetence for sme .couple. of months to find his wayreason or another. But a dork is dOW II Limestone to Main Street{Efferent, someone who had his . ~ e r e he was able to con a group ofsenses about him at one time, but PIOfessional broadcasters atop a-pas yet to find himself, and ends up ru :ldown hotel that he was aas a helpless. bumbling idiot running newsman.around like a chicken with his head Evidently, it didn t take the sta-cut off . This is Nick Martin. . tion long to find out how incompetentJust look at his brilliant and he wa.s and now he is ari unemployedproductive career to date. As a frosh mayoral candidate.at the big State U., Nick be-hopped So, you see, Nick Martin reallvover to the campus newspaper office isn t a dolt at all. But he is a dorkand proclaimed that he was the Big and he does a damn good job ofG's gift to photography. He finaliy proving that himself. Sorry, Nick,became offended and quit after. ole' buddy, but I m afraid will castsomeone told him he had his earner& ,;.my ballot for Jimmy, Scotty. or Joey. . turned around the wrong way . ;;Boy . Ron MitchellLexington resident

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itchellPoor Ron Mitchell , you have onlyone vote-and a poison pen . Paranoia I guess the old adages still

appy- It takes one to recognizeone" or "Methinks thou dust protesttoo much ," either of which would beappicable.Were your toes stepped on a littletoo heavily or do you have a largemonkey on your back? One wouldn't

insult the monkey . There must besome personal vendetta to causeanyone to exude so much venom .With constructive criticism onewould be less likely to believe inyour familiarity with paranoia.The radio station must have been1 on very shaky ground for the most junior person connected with thedeJBrtment to wreck all the havoc

you describe. Are you sure the whole. University is not crumbling with1 Paranoia-YOURS

J. StevensonLexington resident