Lessons LizHas Taught Me

*all images from fuckyeahlizlemon.tumblr.com

A Whitney Presentation

Sometimes life hands you lemons

And the world in general will piss you o≠.

But with a well-placed insanity plea,

you can avoid dealing with almost anything.

When people are assholes, just remember

you are smarter than they are.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

And they’re probably just jealous.

People may wonder...

Just let them know the real you.

Sometimes you’ll meet men

I know this is a novel concept.

you actually enjoy being around.

When this happens. Do not get awkward. Go for it.

No second chances.

And never forget,

exercise is overrated.

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The End.