lbsnaa in 2020
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AcademyAcademyVision 2020Vision 2020
K K Pathak
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Vision PlanAchieving 5-S
Saving Environment
Saving Time Saving LabourSaving Brain
Saving Energy
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Mess
• There will be e-meal service, food will be sent as attachment.
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• Ganga Dhaba and Chopstick will be nationalized, and run with technical collaboration of McDonalds and Golden Dragon chains; management by Duke University
Mess
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Mess• Academy will provide space food in
collaboration with ISRO/NASA, to keep pace & ace of those persons, who still feel down to earth.
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Hostels
• Accessibility from hostels to mess and class is a permanent complaint. We thought of three options—
Lift RopewayEscalator
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After a long seminar and discussion we found that above options are not as per our 5-S norm,
Hence we came with a three way solution . . .
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A slide from the mess to the hostels, with a connected ropeway car !
Hostel
Mess
For the energy efficient (or just lazy)Idea No.-1
People going down will pull the people coming up
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Idea No.-2
SkatingFor goingdown Rock Climbing
For going up
For the physically fit (or mentally crazy)
Mess & Class
Hostel
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Idea No.-3
Going up by balloon Coming down by Parachute
For the financially fit (or space-ially cozy)
An alternative of Helicopter dropping
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Bathrooms Save Earth; Conserve Water
For Daily Bath(individual)
drip bathing system
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Bathrooms Save Earth; Conserve Water
For weekly Bath(in group)
sprinkler bathing system
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Horse Riding
• Mechanical Rocking chairs will be fitted in class itself for simulation, to save time, money and the horses
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Class Facilitation
• P.A. will be allowed to attend the class and take notes on your behalf
• Additional monotony allowance for extremely extra ordinary classes
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Classroom
•All classrooms will be fitted with micro radars to detect snoring •PPTs will be directly projectedon OTs’ eyes, in their sleep
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Computer Lab-:Operating System:-
We will develop most efficient operating software Win-dow(ry)s
-:Search Engine:- in stead of Google, we will develop Goggles-ogle,
which has eye motion recognition & brain mapping system,
you will find anything automatically as you come before the monitor
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Computer Lab
Some will threaten themWe know how OTs handle computer. . .
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Computer Lab
Some will be threatened by them
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Computer LabHence only those persons will be expected to
attend computer class,who have not evolved over the damn machine
even after so many years.
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Computer LabAnd rest will be provided mouse of next gen
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LibraryLooking at the
weight of books Vs. weight of trainees,e-delivery upto rooms will be needed.
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Library
• Pareto’s 20:80 law– Only 20% OTs take books– Only 20% of them read– Only 20% part of book is read
• Per year 20% decrease in readership• Per year 20% increase of books in library• Statistically 20% of 20% of 20% book
material are read out of available books, hence we will weed out 89% books..
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TelepathyHeart beating sickness
HospitalUsually OTs are use to get
several unusual Medical reports,Hence there will be two new technologies
Telemedicine sleeping sickness
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Hospital
Facility For
• Gastroenterology & Orthopedics FC• Cardiac Care Unit Phase-I• Neo Natal Care Unit Phase-II• Crèche Phase-III• Old Age homes Phase-IV• Get well soon card Phase-V
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Happy Valley
Valley is sinking @ 0.2 meter per year due to overemphasis on PT,
Hence We will have to make it Swimming Pool
Ganga Hostel could be the Diving Pad
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Sports
Upgraded Version of Hide & seek game will be played between
Faculty and OT,On Cordon & Search or sight and shoot method
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Faculty
Faculty will appear only through video conference
Faculty
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Asker Award
We will establish new Academy Award to be given to the most frequent question asker
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MonkeysLooking the increasing incidents of
suspicious activities in academy, we need better sniffer watchdogs. Going ahead of Grassroot workers, we evolve the idea of Treetop workers.
Monkeys have more experience in the academy than any faculty or OT, hence they will be posted as Barefoot Watchman.
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Duties of the Monkeys• Physical Activities: they will chase
those OTs not coming to PT or jogging willfully.
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Monkeys Effect
OTs may behave like monk before monkeys,after their appointment
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At the end
Administration is like the reverse of Bodhi-Tree,Everyone gets enlightenment once he gets out from its shade
We hope we remain to see this,but some of us may retire or resign
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Thanks
K K Pathak Committee presentation