krautchan survey results.pdf

Krautchan /int/ Survey: Data Reviewed

Bernd LauertSpecialist in Bernd mattersChairman of the Department of Statistics of My Ass

April 18, 2013

Ibrahim Goldsteinberg Research InstituteDepartment of Statistics of My Ass

www.krautchan.net/intJerusalem, Israel

Ibrahim Goldsteinberg Research Institute


TABLE OF CONTENTS Page

Introduction …............................................................................................ 3

General Stats ….......................................................................................... 4

Bernds versus Bernadettes ….................................................................... 5

Overview of respondents …....................................................................... 7

Politics ….................................................................................................... 9

NEETs …...................................................................................................... 12

Virginity …..….............................................................................................. 13

Social class …....................…....................................................................... 14

Keinbernd-o-meter …................................................................................. 15

Fatness …...............................................................….................................. 16

Height and physical activity ….................................................................... 17

Drinking ….................................................................................................. 18

Love-hate …................................................................................................ 19

Country profiles …...................................................................................... 20

Curiosities ................................................................................................. 41



INTRODUCTION

Hello, fellow Bernd or Bernadette who's reading. I will be brief so this doesn't turn into a tiresomeand uninteresting read. The survey was conducted from 16 to 17 April 2013, spanning a total of 24hours, so that every power hour could have replied the survey in its peak.

People must know about my troubles

Shortly after the survey was made, I was told I had to write a 10-pages paperotherwise I'd fail another class at college. Days later, I travelled. Then, I had plenty offree time but procrastinated as a true Bernd, perplexed by the amount of data I haveto face. At some point I realised the survey wasn't going to analyse itself alone, so Idecided to get my hands dirty. Roughly more than 40 hours have been invested inthis, and I don't regret it.

Numbers

There were over 700 replies, some of which were blatantly fake. Those Ideleted. Are there fake answers I did not delete? Without a doubt, butreading this paper you will realise a few fake answers here and theredid not manage to hurt the survey at the big picture.

At some point, most of answers became 'spordo :DD ebin' and, since 24hours had passed since its beginning, I decided to close the survey.

There were total 672 valid answers. Countries which reached at least 7answers were awarded with their own Country profile, a detailedanalysis and an intredasting overview of said country, based on posters'answers. A total of 21 countries had more than 7 respondents.

A few considerations

• In order to determine how's one body type, body mass index was used. • Those who have never kissed, fugged and had a gf/bf are calledHardcore Bernds.• After considering several alternatives, I decided to release the raw data,with a few remarks:- No sex answers (this way Bernadette's anonymity is respected)- Rare balls responses (Indonesia, Pakistan, Paraguay, for instance) hadtheir answers completely removed in order to preserve their anonymity

- Distinction between immigrants and non-immigrants were also deleted to preserve theiranonymity.



GENERAL STATS672 respondents

Personal informationAge Avg: 22.2 y Median: 21 y

Gender 643 Bernds (95.6%)29 Bernadettes (4.3%)

Sexual orientation555 Hetero (82.5%) 75 Bi (11.1%)42 Gay (6.2%)

Kissed 420 (62.5%)

Fugged 297 (44.1%)

Had bf/gf 299 (44.4%)

Hardcore Bernd(s) 235 (36.4%)

Depression 596 (88.6%)

Immigrants 61 (9%)

General informationPhysical activity 293 (43.6%)

Drinking200 No (29.7%)293 Sometimes (43.6%)179 Often (26.6%)

Going abroad 570 (84.8%)

Learning a language 414 (61.6%)

Bydlo 153 (22.7%)

Like/practice sports 263 (39.1%)

Growing a beard 186 (27.6%)

Like anime 278 (41.3%)

Living conditionWith parents/family 397 (59%)

Alone 176 (26.1%)

With roommates 99 (14.7%)

BodyHeight Avg: 1.8m Median: 1.8m

Weight Avg: 77kg Median: 74kg

Body mass index Avg: 23.5 Median: 22.7

Type of body

431 Normal (65%)51 Underweight (7.72%)121 Overweight (18.3%)57 Obese (8.6%)

Political ideologiesAnarcho-capitalism 37 (5.5%)

Anarcho-communism 26 (3.8%)

Centrism 52 (7.7%)

Christian democracy 22 (3.2%)

Economic liberalism 71 (10.5%)

Fascism 26 (3.8%)

Monarchism 31 (4.6%)

Nationalism 73 (10.8%)

Social democracy 106 (15.7%)

Social liberalism 69 (10.2%)

Socialism 37 (5.5%)

Apolitical 122 (18.1%) Regional interests

USA & Canada 452 (67.2%)

Latin America 210 (31.2%)

Western Europe 584 (86.9%)

Eastern Europe 414 (61.6%)

Russia 415 (61.7%)

Middle East 323 (48%)

Sub-Saharan Africa 110 (16.3%)

South-Southeast Asia 162 (24.1%)

East Asia 316 (47%)

Oceania 158 (23.5%)

Studies and status

Economic status183 Lower class (27.2%)493 Middle class (73.4%)50 Upper class (7.4%)

Education

58 In high school (8.6%)31 HS dropout (4.6%)86 Finished HS (12.8%)295 In college (43.9%)79 College dropout (11.7%)123 Finished college (18.4%)

Occupation

121 NEET (18%)331 Studying (49.2%)137 Employed (20.4%)83 Both (12.4%)



BERNDS VERSUS BERNADETTESPersonal information

BERND BERNADETTE

Average age 22.35 years 20.39 years

HeteroBi

Gay

88.8%6.3%4.8%

72.4%20%6.8%

Kissed 62.6% 58.6%

Fugged 44.4% 37.9%

Had bf/gf 44.1% 51.7%

Hardcore Bernds 34.8% 37.9%

Depression 88.6% 89.2%

Immigrants 8.7% 17.2%

General informationPhysical activity 43.3% 48.2%

NoDRINKING Sometimes

Often

29.7%43.2%27%

31%51.7%17.2%

Going abroad 84.9% 82.7%

Learning a language 60.8% 79.3%

Bydlo 23% 17.2%

Like/practice sports 39% 41.3%

Growing a beard 28.7% -

Like anime 40.7% 55.1

Living conditionWith parents/family 58.7% 65.5%

Alone 26.1% 27.5%

With roommates 15% 6.8%

BodyHeight 1.81m 1.68m

Weight 77.8kg 57.9kg

Body mass index 23.6 20.5

NormalUnderweight

OverweightObese

63.6%7.1%

18.8%8.8%

81.4%18.5%

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Political ideologiesBERND BERNADETTE

Anarcho-capitalism 5.7% -

Anarcho-communism 3.88% 3.7%

Centrism 7.77% 7.4%

Christian democracy 3.4% -

Economic liberalism 10.4% 14.8%

Fascism 4% -

Monarchism 4.5% 7.4%

Nationalism 10.8% 11.1%

Social democracy 15.7% 18.5%

Social liberalism 10.4% 7.4%

Socialism 5.44% 7.4%

Apolitical 17.7% 29.6%

Regional interestsUSA & Canada 67.3% 65.5%

Latin America 31.4% 27.5%

Western Europe 86.9% 86.2%

Eastern Europe 61.5% 62%

Russia 61.4% 68.9%

Middle East 49.1% 24.1%

Sub-Saharan Africa 16.6% 10.3%

South-Southeast Asia 24.5% 13.7%

East Asia 47.1% 44.8%

Oceania 23.4% 24.1%

Studies and statusLower

CLASS MiddleUpper

26.9%65.7%7.3%

34.4%55.1%10.3%

In high schoolHigh school dropout

Finished HSIn college

College dropoutFinished college

8%4.6%

12.7%43.7%12.1%18.6%

20.6%3.4%

13.7%48.2%3.4%

10.3%



BERNDS VERSUS BERNADETTESGraphs



OVERVIEW OF RESPONDENTS

Countries with only 1 respondent:Bosnia, Colombia, Czech Republic,Dominican Republic, Egypt, ElSalvador, Indonesia, Italy, Japan,Luxembourg, Moldova, Pakistan,Paraguay, Peru, Puerto Rico, Taiwan

Countries with 2 respondents:Chile, Greece, Latvia and Uruguay.



Age x respondents

Most liked countries

Most disliked countries



SECONDARY STATSPOLITICSIs socialism a poorfag ideology? Are they just jelly ofrich's people money?Is economic liberalism a richfag ideology? Are theyjust egoistic about their money and don't thinkpoorfags should be helped by them?

Observations:• No socialist hails from the upper class;• More than ⅓ of fascists and social democrats

are lower class;• Of all ideologies, economic liberalism has the

lowest appeal to the lower classes;• The richer people are, the less likely they are

to be apolitical.



SECONDARY STATSPOLITICSWhich ideology has the fattest adherents?

How are ideologies distributed continents-wise?Europe

Fascism is the only political ideology whoseadherents are, on average, overweight.



America

Asia and Middle East



SECONDARY STATSNEETsWhat are the political ideologies of NEETs?

NEETs are more … than the average Bernd:• Apolitical: 24% versus 18.1% (5.9%)

• Social democrat: 21% versus 15.7% (5.3%)

• Fascist: 8% versus 3.8% (4.2%)

• Social liberal: 13% versus 10.2% (2.8%)

• Anarcho-communist: 6% versus 3.8% (2.2%)

• Nationalist: 12% versus 10.8% (1.2%)

• European: 80.9% versus 73% (7.9%)

• Depressive: 96.7% versus 88.6% (8.1%)

• Virgin: 66.1% versus 55.9% (10.2%)

• Lower class: 50.4% versus 27.2% (23.2%)

NEETs are less … than the average Bernd:• Economic liberal: 3% versus 10.5% (-7.5%)• Centrist: 2% versus 7.7% (-5.7%)• Anarcho-capitalist: 2% versus 5.5% (-3.5%)• Monarchist: 2% versus 4.6% (-2.6%)• Christian democrat: 2% versus 3.2% (-1.2%)• Socialist: 5% versus 5.5% (-0.5%)• Gay: 5.7% versus 6.2% (-0.5%)• Young: 23.3 years old versus 22.2 years old• Kissed: 50.4% versus 62.5% (-12.1%)• Upper class: 1.6% versus 7.4% (-5.8%)



SECONDARY STATSNEETsHow are NEETs distributed by their age?

Countries with the highest NEET (%) in their pop:• Ukraine: 28.5%• Estonia: 28.5%• UK: 25.5%• Sweden: 23%• Poland: 22.2%• Russia: 21.9%

VIRGINITYHow are virgins distributed by their age?

Countries with the lowest NEET (%) in their pop:• Argentina: zero• Ireland: zero• Australia: 6.6%• Austria: 6.6%• Canada: 7.1%• Israel: 9%



Countries with the highest virgin (%) in their pop:• Netherlands: 91%• Lithuania: 85.8%• Australia: 80%• Israel: 72.8%• USA: 69.6%

IMMIGRANTS vs NON-IMMIGRANTSDo girls love foreign cock? Do immigrants have higherpercentages of kissing, fugging and datingexperience? Yes, they do.

Kissed Fugged Had gf/bf

Immigrants 75.5% 50.8% 60.6%

Non-immigrants 61.2% 43.5% 42.8%

SECONDARY STATSSOCIAL CLASSHow is each country's own class distribution?

Countries with the lowest virgin (%) in their pop:• Austria: 20%• Ireland: 37.5%• Canada: 42.9%• Belarus: 44.5%• UK: 46.8%



KEINBERND-O-METER• Considering answers to these questions:

> Have you ever kissed?> Have you ever fugged?> Have you ever had a gf/bf?

• The Keinbernd-o-meter shows whichcountries have Bernds with higherprobabilities to be keinbernds.

0 = Not Keinbernd at all1 = Maximum Keinbernd

INTEREST IN WORLD NEWS• Similarly to the Keinbernd-o-meter, this scale

from 0 to 1 shows how much Bernds fromeach country are interested in differentregions of the world's news.

• The higher the number, the more they carebeyond their home region.

Generally, New World dwellers and EasternEuropeans are often more interested in differentregions of the world's news, while WesternEuropeans, in average, only care about what happensin their own region and neighboring regions.



FATNESSWhich are the fattest nations on /int/?Is America really fat?In %, by each country. Labels:Green: underweightGray: normalBlue: overweightRed: obese

For more info, see Body mass index categories.

Stacking underweight and normal into slim categoryand stacking overweight and obese into fat category:

In %, by each country:

Austria, Sweden and USA are the fattest countrieson /int.

Oh the other hand, Lithuania, Ukraine and France arethe fittest countries on Krautchan.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index#Categories


HEIGHTWhich are the tallest countries on /int/?Are Dutchmen the tallest Bernds on Krautchan?Well, they kind of are.

Average height, in meters and descending order.

In this graph, only Bernds were counted.

PHYSICAL ACTIVITYCountries where Bernds do physical acitivies, inpercent and descending order.



DRINKINGWhich countries have the greatest drunkards on/int/? Slavs? Germans? Anglos? Latinos? You nowmay know!

Pink: Doesn't drinkLight yellow: Drinks (sometimes)Yellow: Drinks (often)

Stacking drink (sometimes) and drink (often) into thesame category, we get:

Yellow: DrinksPink: Doesn't drink



LOVE-HATE (or just love, or just hate between countries)

AustraliaFive Australians picked China as the country they dislike the most. New Zealand was picked asthe country they like the most only once.

AustriaSurprise, surprise. Germany was the country liked the most by Austrians. France, Israel and USAwere equally picked as the countries Austrians dislike the most. Why so Nazi?

B BelarusE Now, a surprise. Not even one Belarussian picked Russia as the country they like the most. Actually, L Russia was the most hated country by Belarussians, being disliked by half of respondents.A

BosniaThe only one Bosnian respondent picked Serbia as the country he/she dislikes. Remove kebab!

BrazilThe countries Brazilians like the most were Germany, followed by Russia, followed by Japanand Brazil coming close. USA is disliked by quite a lot Brazilians, followed not closely by China.

CanadaCanadians are somewhat pure love. Many of them didn't pick a country they dislike the most.India was the most disliked, with 2 votes only.

EstoniaNo big surprises. Finland, by far, the most liked country. Russia, also by far, the most dislikedcountry.

FinlandNo surprise neither. Who knew Finns were such narcisisstic? Finland was the country liked themost by quite a lot of them, followed closely by Estonia. Russia, USA and Sweden are the countriesdisliked the most – most of Finns picked at least one of them.

FranceFrenchmen love France. No major hatred towards Germany or the UK was seen.

GermanyLike Finns and their self-love, Germany was the country Germans like the most. Followed byNetherlands, Poland, USA and Russia. Good portion of Germans disliked the USA. Second mostdisliked country was Turkey.

IsraelGood goyim! Merchant's greatest ally was the country they like the most.



LithuaniaAs expected, few Lithuanians dislike Polan.

MexicoThere is nothing unanimous among Mexicans, save for how much they dislike the USA.

NetherlandsThey like Netherlands as much as they like Germany and Russia.

PolanTsundere! Country most liked by Polelings was Russia! Russia was also the country most dislikedby them. That bipolarity feel.

RussiaRussians were, by far, the ones that like the biggest spectre of countries. Their favourites areRussia, Germany, Norway, USA, Poland and Brazil. Pidorashka! Russia was the most dislikedcountry picked by Russians, followed closely by USA.

SwedenSwedes chose Sweden and Finland as the countries they like the most.

UKStay classy, Brits. The country they like the most is the UK, followed by Australia, Franceand Russia. USA is, by far, the most disliked country by the Ladchapm8s, followed notvery closely by the UK itself, innit.

UkraineOnly one remarkable thing: Russia as the most disliked country. Woop, woop, surprise, surprise.

USAUSA! USA! USA! Fuck yeah Murika! Americans selected their own country as thecountry they like the most. Russia, followed by Germany are the countries that drawmost positive attention from Burgerlads. The UK, on par with the US, are the countriesAmericans dislike the most, followed by Mexico, ese.



ARGENTINA7 respondents


Gender 7 Bernds (100%)0 Bernadette

Sexual orientation7 Hetero (100%)0 Bi (0%)0 Gay (0%)

Kissed 4 (57%)

Fugged 3 (42%)

Had bf/gf 3 (42%)

Hardcore Bernd(s) 3 (42%)

Depression 6 (85%)

Immigrants 0

General informationPhysical activity 2 (28%)

Drinking4 No (57%)1 Sometimes (14%)2 Often (28%)

Going abroad 5 (71%)

Learning a language 3 (42%)

Bydlo 3 (42%)

Like/practice sports 3 (42%)

Growing a beard 2 (28%)

Like anime 2 (28%)


Alone 0 (0%)

With roommates 0 (0%)




Type of body

6 Normal (85%)0 Underweight1 Overweight (14%)0 Obese

Political ideologiesAnarcho-capitalism

Anarcho-communism

Centrism 2 (28%)

Christian democracy 1 (14%)

Economic liberalism 1 (14%)

Fascism

Monarchism

Nationalism

Social democracy

Social liberalism 1 (14%)

Socialism

Apolitical 2 (28%) Regional interests

USA & Canada 6 (85%)

Latin America 5 (71%)

Western Europe 7 (100%)

Eastern Europe 6 (85%)

Russia 5 (71%)

Middle East 3 (42%)

Sub-Saharan Africa 1 (14%)

South-Southeast Asia 1 (14%)

East Asia 3 (42%)

Oceania 2 (28%)

Studies and status

Economic status2 Lower class (19%)5 Middle class (71%)0 Upper class

Education

0 In high school1 HS dropout (1%)1 Finished HS (1%)4 In college (57%)0 College dropout1 Finished college (14%)

Occupation

0 NEET4 Studying (57%)5 Employed (71%)2 Both (28%)



AUSTRALIA15 respondents


Gender 13 Bernd (86.6%)2 Bernadette (13.4%)

Sexual orientation9 Hetero (60%)5 Bi (33.3%)1 Gay (6.6%)

Kissed 8 (53.3%)

Fugged 3 (20%)

Had bf/gf 3 (20%)



Immigrants 1 (6.6%)





Bydlo 2 (13.3%)



Like anime 6 (40%)

Living conditionWith parents/family 10 (66.6%)

Alone 4 (26.6%)




Body mass index Avg: 22 Median: 20.5

Type of body

10 Normal (66.6%)2 Underweight (13.3%)2 Overweight (13.3%)1 Obese (6.6%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism 1 (6.6%)

Christian democracy


Fascism


Nationalism 3 (20%)



Socialism


USA & Canada 10 (66.6%)




Russia 7 (46.6%)

Middle East 6 (40%)



East Asia 8 (53.3%)

Oceania 14 (93.3%)

Studies and status

Economic status4 Lower class (26.6%)9 Middle class (60%)2 Upper class (13.3%)

Education

2 In high school (13.3%)0 HS dropout 2 Finished HS (13.3%)9 In college (60%)0 College dropout 2 Finished college (13.3%)

Occupation

1 NEET (6.6%)8 Studying (53.3%)2 Employed (13.3%)4 Both (26.6%)



AUSTRIA10 respondents


Gender 9 Bernds (90%)1 Bernadette (10%)

Sexual orientation10 Hetero (100%)0 Bi 0 Gay

Kissed 8 (80%)

Fugged 8 (80%)

Had bf/gf 8 (80%)


Depression 9 (90%)

Immigrants 1 (10%)





Bydlo 0



Like anime 5 (50%)


Alone 4 (40%)





Type of body

6 Normal (60%)0 Underweight 2 Overweight (20%)2 Obese (20%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism 1 (10%)


Economic liberalism 1 (10%)

Fascism 1 (10%)

Monarchism 1 (10%)

Nationalism 2 (20%)

Social democracy 1 (10%)

Social liberalism

Socialism






Russia 6 (60%)

Middle East 4 (40%)

Sub-Saharan Africa


East Asia 3 (30%)

Oceania

Studies and status

Economic status1 Lower class (10%)8 Middle class (80%)1 Upper class (10%)

Education

1 In high school (10%)0 HS dropout1 Finished HS (10%)5 In college (50%)1 College dropout (10%)2 Finished college (20%)

Occupation

1 NEET (10%)6 Studying (60%)2 Employed (20%)1 Both (10%)



BELARUS9 respondents



Sexual orientation7 Hetero (77.7%)1 Bi (11.1%)1 Gay (11.1%)

Kissed 6 (66.6%)

Fugged 5 (55.5%)

Had bf/gf 3 (33.3%)



Immigrants 0


Drinking3 No (33.3%)6 Sometimes (66.6%)0 Often



Bydlo 3 (33.3%)


Growing a beard 0



Alone 2 (22.2%)





Type of body

6 Normal (66.6%)0 Underweight 1 Overweight (11.1%)2 Obese (22.2%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism 1 (11.1%)

Christian democracy


Fascism

Monarchism




Socialism


USA & Canada 5 (55.5%)




Russia 5 (55.5%)

Middle East 6 (66.6%)

Sub-Saharan Africa

South-Southeast Asia

East Asia 4 (44.4%)

Oceania

Studies and status

Economic status2 Lower class (22.2%)7 Middle class (77.7%)0 Upper class

Education

0 In high school0 HS dropout0 Finished HS5 In college (55.5%)2 College dropout (22.2%)2 Finished college (22.2%)

Occupation




BRAZIL35 respondents

Personal informationAge Avg: 22 y Median: 21 y



Kissed 24 (68.5%)

Fugged 18 (51.4%)

Had bf/gf 15 (42.8%)



Immigrants 0


Drinking14 No (40%)16 Sometimes (45.7%)5 Often (14.2%)



Bydlo 7 (20%)





Alone 4 (11.1%)





Type of body



Anarcho-communism

Centrism 3 (8.5%)



Fascism 1 (2.8%)





Socialism 2 (5.7%)






Russia 22 (62.5%)




East Asia 17 (48.5%)

Oceania 5 (14.2%)

Studies and status


Education

0 In high school0 HS dropout 7 Finished HS (20%)23 In college (65.7%)1 College dropout (2.8%)4 Finished college (11.1%)

Occupation

4 NEET (11.1%)21 Studying (60%)5 Employed (14.2%)5 Both (14.2%)



CANADA14 respondents

Personal informationAge Avg: 22.8 y Median: 21.5 y

Gender 13 Bernds (92.8%)1 Bernadette (7.1%)


Kissed 11 (78.5%)

Fugged 8 (57.1%)

Had bf/gf 7 (50%)



Immigrants 5 (35.7%)





Bydlo 1 (7.1%)





Alone 4 (28.5%)





Type of body

11 Normal (78.5%)0 Underweight2 Overweight (14.2%)1 Obese (7.1%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism 3 (21.4%)

Christian democracy


Fascism 1 (7.1%)




Social liberalism

Socialism

Apolitical Regional interests

USA & Canada 11 (78.5%)




Russia 9 (64.2%)

Middle East 7 (50%)



East Asia 8 (57.1%)

Oceania 3 (21.4%)

Studies and status


Education

2 In high school (14.2%)0 HS dropout2 Finished HS (14.2%)10 In college (71.4%)0 College dropout2 Finished college (14.2%)

Occupation




ESTONIA14 respondents



Sexual orientation13 Hetero (92.9%)1 Bi (7.1%)0 Gay

Kissed 9 (64.3%)

Fugged 7 (50%)

Had bf/gf 6 (42.9%)



Immigrants 0





Bydlo 3 (21.4%)





Alone 2 (14.3%)



Weight Avg: 86.1kg Median: 84kg


Type of body

7 Normal (60%)2 Underweight (14.3%)2 Overweight (14.3%)2 Obese (14.3%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism

Christian democracy


Fascism 2 (14.3%)

Monarchism


Social democracy


Socialism






Russia 9 (64.3%)

Middle East 7 (50%)



East Asia 6 (42.9%)

Oceania 5 (35.7%)

Studies and status


Education


Occupation

4 NEET (28.6%)9 Studying (64.3%)1 Employed (7.1%)0 Both



FINLAND48 respondents




Kissed 28 (58.3%)

Fugged 25 (52.1%)

Had bf/gf 21 (43.8%)



Immigrants 0





Bydlo 7 (14.6%)





Alone 25 (52.1%)



Weight Avg: 76.1kg Median: 74.5kg


Type of body




Centrism 3 (6.3%)



Fascism 3 (6.3%)

Monarchism 1 (2.1%)




Socialism 2 (4.2%)


USA & Canada 31 (64.6%)




Russia 21 (43.8%)




East Asia 24 (50%)

Oceania 11 (22.9%)

Studies and status


Education


Occupation




FRANCE14 respondents



Sexual orientation13 Hetero (92.9%)0 Bi1 Gay (7.1%)

Kissed 10 (71.4%)

Fugged 7 (50%)

Had bf/gf 5 (35.7%)



Immigrants 1 (7.1%)





Bydlo 4 (28.6%)





Alone 6 (42.9%)



Weight Avg: 70kg Median: 68.5kg


Type of body

13 Normal (92.9%)1 Underweight (7.1%)0 Overweight 0 Obese



Centrism

Christian democracy


Fascism 1 (7.1%)

Monarchism 1 (7.1%)


Social democracy


Socialism 2 (14.3%)


USA & Canada 10 (71.4%)




Russia 8 (57.1%)




East Asia 7 (50%)

Oceania 2 (14.3%)

Studies and status


Education

1 In high school (7.1%)0 HS dropout0 Finished HS7 In college (50%)3 College dropout (21.7%)3 Finished college (21.7%)

Occupation

3 NEET (21.4%)7 Studying (50%)2 Employed (14.3%)2 Both (14.3%)



GERMANY125 respondents



Sexual orientation109 Hetero (87.2%)10 Bi (8%)6 Gay (4.8%)

Kissed 79 (63.2%)

Fugged 61 (48.8%)

Had bf/gf 60 (48%)








Bydlo 35 (28%)





Alone 51 (40.8%)




Body mass index Avg: 23.5 Median: 23

Type of body

76 Normal (60.8%)10 Underweight (8%)24 Overweight (19.2%)11 Obese (8.8%)


Anarcho-communism 5 (4%)

Centrism 5 (4%)



Fascism

Monarchism 6 (4.8%)




Socialism 8 (6.3%)






Russia 70 (56%)





Oceania 28 (22.4%)

Studies and status


Education

8 In high school (6.4%)7 HS dropout (5.6%)20 Finished HS (16%)54 In college (43.2%)17 College dropout (13.6%)19 Finished college (15.2%)

Occupation




IRELAND8 respondents



Sexual orientation8 Hetero (100%)0 Bi 0 Gay

Kissed 7 (87.5%)

Fugged 5 (62.5%)

Had bf/gf 6 (75%)


Depression 8 (100%)



Drinking2 No (25%)1 Sometimes (12.5%)5 Often (62.5%)



Bydlo 0





Alone 2 (25%)



Weight Avg: 79kg Median: 78.5kg


Type of body



Anarcho-communism

Centrism 2 (25%)


Economic liberalism

Fascism 1 (12.5%)

Monarchism

Nationalism


Social liberalism

Socialism






Russia 3 (37.5%)

Middle East 4 (50%)



East Asia 3 (37.5%)

Oceania 1 (12.5%)

Studies and status


Education

1 In high school (12.5%)0 HS dropout0 Finished HS3 In college (37.5%)2 College dropout (25%)2 Finished college (25%)

Occupation

0 NEET4 Studying (50%)4 Employed (50%)0 Both



ISRAEL11 respondents



Sexual orientation10 Hetero (91%)0 Bi1 Gay (9%)

Kissed 7 (63.6%)

Fugged 3 (27.2%)

Had bf/gf 5 (45.4%)


Depression 11 (100%)



Drinking5 No (45.4%)5 Sometimes (45.4%)1 Often (9%)



Bydlo 2 (18.1%)





Alone 1 (9%)

With roommates 0

BodyHeight Avg: 1.75 Median: 1.76

Weight Avg: 76.3 Median: 70


Type of body

7 Normal (63.6%)2 Underweight (18.1%)0 Overweight

1. 2 Obese (18.1%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism

Christian democracy


Fascism

Monarchism

Nationalism



Socialism






Russia 4 (45.4%)




East Asia 4 (36.3%)

Oceania

Studies and status


Education

2 In high school (18.1%)1 HS dropout (9%)3 Finished HS (27.2%)3 In college (27.2%)0 College dropout2 Finished college (18.1%)

Occupation




LITHUANIA7 respondents



Sexual orientation7 Hetero (100%)0 Bi0 Gay

Kissed 2 (28.5%)

Fugged 1 (14.2%)

Had bf/gf 2 (28.5%)



Immigrants 0





Bydlo 2 (28.5%)





Alone 0



Weight Avg: 64 Median: 64


Type of body

5 Normal (71.4%)1 Underweight (14.2%)1 Overweight (14.2%)0 Obese


Anarcho-communism

Centrism 2 (28.5%)

Christian democracy


Fascism


Nationalism

Social democracy

Social liberalism

Socialism






Russia 6 (85.7%)


Sub-Saharan Africa


East Asia 1 (14.2%)

Oceania

Studies and status

Economic status0 Lower class6 Middle class (85.7%)1 Upper class (14.2%)

Education

4 In high school (57.1%)0 HS dropout 0 Finished HS 3 In college (42.8%)0 College dropout0 Finished college

Occupation

1 NEET (14.2%)6 Studying (85.7%)0 Employed 0 Both



MEXICO10 respondents


Gender 8 Bernds (80%)2 Bernadettes (20%)

Sexual orientation8 Hetero (80%)2 Bi (20%)0 Gay

Kissed 8 (80%)

Fugged 5 (50%)

Had bf/gf 4 (40%)


Depression 9 (90%)

Immigrants 1 (10%)





Bydlo 3 (30%)



Like anime 7 (70%)


Alone 1 (10%)

With roommates 0




Type of body

6 Normal (60%)2 Underweight (20%)1 Overweight (10%)1 Obese (10%)


Anarcho-communism 1 (10%)

Centrism 1 (10%)

Christian democracy

Economic liberalism

Fascism

Monarchism

Nationalism 1 (10%)

Social democracy 6 (60%)

Social liberalism

Socialism






Russia 7 (70%)

Middle East 6 (60%)



East Asia 5 (50%)

Oceania 4 (40%)

Studies and status

Economic status1 Lower class (10%)8 Middle class (80%)1 Upper class (10%)

Education

1 In high school (10%)0 HS dropout 0 Finished HS 7 In college (70%)1 College dropout (10%)1 Finished college (10%)

Occupation

1 NEET (10%)6 Studying (60%)1 Employed (10%)2 Both (20%)



NETHERLANDS11 respondents



Sexual orientation11 Hetero (100%)0 Bi0 Gay

Kissed 3 (27.2%)

Fugged 1 (9%)

Had bf/gf 4 (36.3%)








Bydlo 3 (27.2%)





Alone 1 (9%)





Type of body

7 Normal (70%)1 Underweight (10%)1 Overweight (10%)1 Obese (10%)


Anarcho-communism

Centrism 2 (18.2%)

Christian democracy

Economic liberalism

Fascism 1 (9.1%)

Monarchism 1 (9.1%)




Socialism



Latin America



Russia 8 (72.7%)


Sub-Saharan Africa


East Asia 6 (54.5%)

Oceania 1 (9%)

Studies and status


Education

2 In high school (18.2%)0 HS dropout2 Finished HS (18.2%)6 In college (54.5%)0 College dropout1 Finished college (9.1%)

Occupation




POLAND27 respondents


Gender 26 Bernds (96.2%)1 Bernadette (3.7%)


Kissed 19 (70.3%)

Fugged 9 (33.3%)

Had bf/gf 12 (44.4%)



Immigrants 2 (7.4%)





Bydlo 8 (29.6%)





Alone 3 (11.1%)

With roommates 0



Body mass index Avg: 23.3 Median: 23

Type of body



Anarcho-communism

Centrism

Christian democracy


Fascism 2 (7.4%)

Monarchism 2 (7.4%)




Socialism 1 (3.7%)


USA & Canada 18 (66.6%)




Russia 17 (62.9%)

Middle East 10 (37%)




Oceania 3 (11.1%)

Studies and status


Education


Occupation




RUSSIA91 respondents




Kissed 52 (57.1%)

Fugged 34 (37.4%)

Had bf/gf 38 (41.8%)


Depression 81 (89%)

Immigrants 3 (3.3%)





Bydlo 24 (26.4%)





Alone 22 (24.2%)




Body mass index Avg: 22.7kg Median: 21.8kg

Type of body




Centrism 3 (3.3%)



Fascism

Monarchism 1 (1.1%)




Socialism 9 (9.9%)


USA & Canada 56 (61.5%)




Russia 73 (80.2%)





Oceania 19 (20.9%)

Studies and status

Economic status30 Lower class (33%)55 Middle class (60.4%)6 Upper class (6.6%)

Education


Occupation




SWEDEN13 respondents



Sexual orientation9 Hetero (69.2%)4 Bi (30.8%)0 Gay

Kissed 8 (61.5%)

Fugged 4 (30.8%)

Had bf/gf 5 (38.5%)








Bydlo 3 (23.1%)





Alone 3 (23.1%)





Type of body




Centrism 1 (7.7%)

Christian democracy

Economic liberalism

Fascism

Monarchism



Social liberalism

Socialism 2 (15.4%)






Russia 7 (53.8%)




East Asia 6 (46.2%)

Oceania 3 (23.1%)

Studies and status


Education

2 In high school (15.4%)0 HS dropout2 Finished HS (15.4%)6 In college (46.2%)1 College dropout (7.7%)2 Finished college (15.4%)

Occupation




UNITED KINGDOM47 respondents



Sexual orientation39 Hetero (83%)6 Bi (12.8%)2 Gay (4.3%)

Kissed 34 (72.3%)

Fugged 25 (53.2%)

Had bf/gf 26 (55.3%)








Bydlo 11 (23.4%)





Alone 8 (17%)





Type of body

32 Normal (68.1%)3 Underweight (6.4%)8 Overweight (17%)3 Obese (6.4%)



Centrism 3 (6.4%)



Fascism 5 (10.6%)

Monarchism 4 (8.5%)




Socialism 4 (8.5%)


USA & Canada 23 (48.9%)




Russia 25 (53.2%)





Oceania 16 (34%)

Studies and status


Education


Occupation

12 NEET (25.5%)16 Studying (34%)11 Employed (23.4%)8 Both (17%)



UKRAINE14 respondents




Kissed 9 (64.2%)

Fugged 5 (35.7%)

Had bf/gf 6 (42.8%)


Depression 14 (100%)

Immigrants 1 (7.1%)





Bydlo 7 (50%)





Alone 2 (14.2%)





Type of body

11 Normal (78.5%)2 Underweight (14.2%)0 Overweight 1 Obese (7.1%)



Centrism

Christian democracy

Economic liberalism

Fascism

Monarchism




Socialism






Russia 9 (64.2%)




East Asia 7 (50%)

Oceania 6 (42.8%)

Studies and status

Economic status6 Lower class (42.8%)7 Middle class (50%)1 Upper class (7.1%)

Education

0 In high school1 HS dropout (7.1%)1 Finished HS (7.1%)3 In college (21.4%)4 College dropout (28.5%)5 Finished college (35.7%)

Occupation




UNITED STATES69 respondents




Kissed 37 (53.6%)

Fugged 21 (30.4%)

Had bf/gf 24 (34.8%)








Bydlo 11 (15.9%)





Alone 17 (24.6%)



Weight Avg: 79 Median: 74


Type of body

38 Normal (55.1%)2 Underweight (2.9%)15 Overweight (21.7%)9 Obese (13%)



Centrism 11 (15.9%)

Christian democracy


Fascism 5 (7.2%)

Monarchism 4 (5.8%)




Socialism 3 (4.3%)


USA & Canada 57 (82.6%)




Russia 49 (71%)





Oceania 20 (29%)

Studies and status


Education


Occupation




CURIOSITIES

- The idea of conducting the survey came after I enrolled in a STATA course. I hoped having a big datasetwould help me to understand statistics better. Now I'm not sure if I know more or less than I used to.

- Most of this survey analysis was done while I listened to hardbass, especially this compilation.

- No German who has replied to this survey declared him/herself as fascists.

- I watched roughly 5 hours of SPSS tutorials on Youtube to get to know better the software.

- Allegedly, 3 mods replied to this survey.

- I failed one class because of this survey.

That is all. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

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