konglish riddles
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ESL Konglish RiddlesTRANSCRIPT
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Do You Like Riddles?
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How do glasses say hello?!
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Where do horses go when they are sick?To the horse-pital(hospital)
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What do you call a dead almond?Die- (diamond)
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What do you call a cute girl with no ears?-
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What do you call a person who teaches fish?
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What did the cookie say when it wanted to leave?!
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What country has a big nose?!
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What country fights a lot?
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What country do cows go to? (Uganda)
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What do you get when you mix a cow, a bird, and a rat? (Sausage)
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Where do cows go on a date?The Moo-vies
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What do you call a hairy robot?-minator
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What did the car say to the bread?!
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Where does bread like to sing?At the
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What did the fish say when it lost its bones?Oh my Ga-shee
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Where does Kimbap go when it dies?To Kimbap Heaven
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What did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away?Go-!?
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In what month does Korea have no snakes or bees?No- (November)
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Do you want to hear a family joke?-joke
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How many letters in alphabet?Eight (8)
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What did one forehead say to another forehead?Ya-!
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What does the devil use in the winter? (evil)
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How do you mail a tooth?-mail (e-mail)
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Where do Australians keep their money?(pocket)
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What is name in English?Bobby Brown (- Brown)
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Why did the mosquito go to the doctor? (sore throat)
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Why did the fly go to the doctor? (sore arm)
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How much did the blanket cost? ($2.00)
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A Korean was waiting for the bus. She sees the bus coming and said, " . An American man next to her thought she said WHAT DAY? So he said, "MONDAY, MONDAY. But she thought he said So she said, ", " then the man says,"ohh HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!"