November 26, 2010 | Volume 1 Issue 6Edited by: Steve Cutler and Connor Turland

Production staff: Kevin Rodrigues, Cayley MacArthur

Delivering knowledge to stressed integrators since the last time you had a good sleep.

KISS IntelDecember 3rdKISS general meetingRight after seminarEV2 2002

EXPERIMENT BEGINS NOW. HALLO FRIENDLY TEST SUBJECTS LETS TAKE A JOURNEY YOU ARE NOW PART OF MY EXPERMEINT ABOUT PERCEPTION. CAN YOU SEE THIS PAPER, IS IT REAL? IF IT IS PLEASE REPORT RESULTS BACK TO ME MC6054 SOMETIME AFTER 10AM THIS MORNING. CAKE IN CASE OF YOU’RE SUCCESS. BE SURE TO BRING YOUR STANDARD ISSUE “WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE”, AND A BALL OF STRING AND FIVE DOLLARS (THE OLD KIND). BTW I DIDN’T GET THIS THING APPROVED. IMHO ETHICS PUTS A TOTAL DAMPER ON SCIENCE AND FORMS ARE BORING SO DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS KK. IF PERCEPTION ISNT YOU’RE THING IM DOING DEADLY NEUROTOXIN TESTING NEXT WEEK IF U WANT COME & BRING A BRO WITH TWO (2) KIDNEYS.

EXPERIMENT ENDS NOW

---STUART

Stuart’s notesby: Geoff

“At the peremptory request and de-sire of a large majority of the citizens of these United States, I, Joshua Norton, formerly of Algoa Bay, Cape of Good Hope, and now for the last 9 years and 10 months past of S.F. Cal., declare myself Emperor of these U.S.; and in virtue of the author-ity thereby in me vested, do hereby order and direct the representatives

of the different States of the Union to assemble in Musical Hall, of this city, on the 1st day of Feb. next, then and there to make such alteration in the existing laws of the Union as may ameliorate the evils under which the country is laboring, and thereby cause confidence to exist, both at home and abroad, in our stability and integ-rity...”

Norton I: Emperor of the United States and, later, Protector of Mexicoc.1819 – 1880

In memory of:words and drawing by Geoff E. Hill

Hey KIers. We like iterative processes and collabora-

tion, and here comes an oppor-tunity to do just that. There is going to be a full-on KI curricu-lum review, and as a part of my position I will be representing YOU in this meeting. Please email me at rkkor-nel@uwaterloo.ca with your feedback on KI core courses. This can be of things you abso-lutely LOVED about the courses, or cool things you would like to see added, or some things that may not have worked out quite as well. Have your constructive feed-back in my inbox by 11:59 pm on Monday, December 6th. Thanks in advance, let’s make KI even MORE awesome for cohorts yet to come!

Words from your director of academicsby: Ryley Kornelson

More words, from the editorsHere at KISS Intel, we believe

strongly in participating in the curriculum review. KI is still a program in its for-mative years, and while it might be a good first draft, it could still use a good proof-reading (analo-gies, you guys!) typos. Help to create a degree that you can be proud of by participating in the curriculum review.

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Saturday 4thKISS Holiday ‘Wrap’ upGift Xchange 6-7:30pmBowling 8-10pm

“Give your stress wings and let it fly away” - Terri Guillemets November 26th, 2010 Volume 1 Issue 6 2

The last thing I want to address is the second last key skill for

communication - have compas-sion at all levels. The Dalai Lama is the politi-cal head for Tibetan people, but he is also their spiritual leader. What was truly incredible about his speech was that not one ap-proach to world peace depended

on religion alone. Every point was supported with science, psychol-ogy, and religion. Furthermore, not one religion was exemplified. All were men-tioned in equal importance. I would like to end this reflec-tion with the words the Dalai Lama used to explain motivation, compassion, and love:

by: Bess MitchellThe Dalai Lama Saga- Finale

• If you practice Christianity, Judaism, Islam, etc. o Here is your religion: GOD. o God reduces your self-centered attitude, encourages you to practice love and compassion and extend love to all creation.

• If you practice Buddhism o You believe in the Law of Causality: if you do something bad, you have a negative reaction. If you do something good such as act with love and compassion, you receive a positive reaction.

• If you practice No Religion o You practice love and compassion anyways because you cannot neglect it. They are the basis of human happiness.

Love and Compassion aren’t JUST for those with religion. No matter what faith we practice or rituals we perform, we as one human body are motivated by the same things: love and compas-sion. To promote unity we must act together with more compas-sion, and appreciate one another on a more fundamental level – as brothers and sisters.

I said it before, never in my life have I heard thirty thousand people so silent and attentive, but it was more than that. Never have I laughed with so many, cried with so many, and felt such a powerful hope like an electrical current running through all of us. Binding us together. Be-coming, on a fundamental level, brothers and sisters.

– He who runs behind a car gets exhausted. He who runs in front of a car gets tired.

– The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

– I’d forgotten how to throw a boomerang. Then it came back to me.

– “You guys know the natural logarithm? Here’s a hint, I mowed it last week.” – West, Math 127

– How to say that someone ate between 9 and 11 in one word: Attenuate.

by: Sasha GrahamPundemonium

Guess Who? by: Jordan

Can you guess who all is mashed up into this picture and which part belongs to who? Submit your answers to kissintel@gmail.

com and get an even more epic picture than Kenzie kicking pizza photoshopped of yourself for next week’s paper.

I mean, that picture is real.

No time for dilly dallying, let’s get right into it. Our future is at stake. As I further my research into the emerging culture, many

of the articles which seem significant to me have ties to futurism. The World Futurist Society is dedicated to the neutral exploration into pos-sible, probable, and preferable futures for humankind and the planet earth. I think this is extremely important because it allows us to view the world with a broader scope of time, including the time which, in the relatively near future, the children of our generation will inhabit the Earth. What will we leave the planet looking like for them? It’s a ques-tion that’s important to me.

I want to start creating the future that I would like to live in, as well as the one that I would want for my descendants, today. But then, I have to know what I want. Well I have a pretty good idea.• I want to grow my own food, or to have it come from near me.• I want to have access to the wildness of nature.• I want people to think about design.• I want people to exercise their creative minds.• I want people to exercise honesty and transparency. These are things that I personally think could take us in only a healthy direction, and I intend to incorporate it into my own life as much, and as soon, as possible. Knowledge Integration is just one of the aspects that helps incorporate some of these values into our lives.

by: Connor TurlandCollaborative Culture, Collaborative Consumption

Kevin’s Sevenby: Kevin Rodrigues

Indie Folk singer/songwriter Isaac Russell is not a well-

known talent on the Columbia Records label, and it’s hard to understand why. Born in Lindon, Utah, this young artist has recently re-leased a self-titled promotional EP to follow two recordings of

his debut album “Elizabeth.” Russell is a versatile talent reminiscent of a passionate Jason Collett, with his own fla-vour mixed in, who can easily catch you with the passionate guitar playing on a track like “Elizabeth” and then turn to a keyboard to play versions of songs like “Lighthouse”. His

perfect use of raspy vocals along with his great range and touch of soul makes for a great listen. Russell is a truly profound lyricist and surely one of those artists whose album you can listen to straight through and not be disappointed by a single song.

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“No, you’ve got to lose control, let your instincts take over... “ - Captain Adama, about schoolwork 3November 26th, 2010 Volume 1 Issue 6

Cooking With Kenzieby: Kenzie Reid

Garlic Fingers: a delicacy from the East Coast, and my favourite food. The secret to their deliciousness?

Donair Sauce. Without it, they are just “Garlic Cheesy Bread”, a sad spectre of the real thing.

Ingredients:• 2-3 cups grated mozzarella cheese• a pizza crust (buy a premade one, or make your own)• 1-4 garlic cloves (depending on how much you like

garlic)• 2/3 cup sweetened condensed milk• 1/4 cup vinegar• (optional) powdered garlic

Step 1: Peel the garlic cloves and crush them slightly. Rub them all over the pizza crust. You can also crush them in a garlic press afterward and sprinkle the garlic bits on the crust, or save the bits for the Donair Sauce.

Step 2: Take the grated cheese and sprinkle it on the crust, like you would if you were making a pizza. The amount in the ingredients is just a guideline – use as much or as little as you like!

Step 3: Bake the garlic fingers in the oven on a baking sheet or pizza pan, according to the directions on the crust packaging or your crust recipe. They’re done when the crust is light brown underneath, and cheese is melting and bubbly, but not too brown on the top.

Step 4: While the garlic fingers are baking, make the Donair Sauce. Mix together the sweetened condensed milk and the vinegar in a bowl – it will be really thin at first, and hard to mix the two together, but after a few minutes it thickens up. Add powdered garlic to taste, or the leftover garlic that you rubbed on the crust.

Step 5: When the garlic fingers are done baking, slice them in half, then cut the halves into rectangles about 2 inches wide. Dip them in the donair sauce, and have a soft surface ready to catch you when you swoon.

Playlist of the Week1. Elizabeth – Isaac Russell2. Streetlight – Joshua Radin3. This Boy – James Morrison4. Justin Nozuka - Heartless5. Steal My Kisses – Ben Harper 6. Elias – Dispatch7. Talking Bird (demo) – Death Cab for Cutie

check out kissintel.tumblr.com for a link to this week’s playlist! Steve Cutler

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Crosswordby: Nocto Ronn

Across1. Today’s speaker used to be one of these.4. This bro-step duo played at Club Abstract on Wednesday night (2 words)5. Where you should be on the evening of December 4th6. Where in Uptown Waterloo can you skate outdoors?9. What KISS is doing for its holiday wrap-up15. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo ______16. On what platform does KISS Intel live online?17. She’s a mothafuckin monsta (2 words)18. Before Drake was Drake, he was ______19. An inside-out French braid is called a ________ braid21. Katie brought this treat for the second years this week!22. Colour format 3rd years had to print their posters in, and an amazing song by James Blake.

Down2. “I’m a millionaire, I’m a young money millionaire, tougher than _______ hair”3. After Movember, it’s customary to eat your __________7. Third years have this due for their exhibit on Wednesday8. Most uninspired city name in all of Australia (located on the East Coast)10. This Jersey Shore star sells her own line of slippers... what?11. This KI switched in from the Math faculty12. Have you seen this movie yet, released Thursday at mid night? Have you seen in 5 times yet? DID YOU LOVE IT? (2 words)13. First track on Kanye’s new album (2 words)14. One month (minus a day) until...?

“Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you.” 4November 26th, 2010 Volume 1 Issue 6

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Across1. dj pauly d5. chainsaw7. scorpio10. stage theatre12. amsterdam13. veterans15. hall and oates16. harry potter17. vagina18. jason collett20. vinny22. phils

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2. dinosaurs3. victorias secret4. bowling6. solstice8. requiem9. leviosa11. tron14. roxanne19. ladies21. you

Holiday season.Which is more stressful: Examsor packed shopping malls?

X-mas is both areligious and culturalcelebration. So there.

Calling it x-masbecause I can. So take that.It’s a free country.

Haiku by: Po Bai’ibo

Intramurals:If you haven’t already, don’t forget to pay Ryan for your exciting intramural season!

Basketball:The basketball season has unfortunately come to an end. Thanks for an amazing neon head banded season! SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS, Errrrbody!

Dodgeball:Our dodge ball team played their last games last night.Congrats on a playoff game win! Thanks for an interesting season.We sure know how to show 8 player teams how to play with 6!

In some grade in high school one of my English teachers intro-

duced the idea of six word stories with the potent/chilling story

For sale: baby’s shoes. Never worn.

Ever since I’ve liked the idea of six word stories but haven’t written too many. Then I checked out www.sixwordstories.net. Some are really good, but, as with mylifeisaver-age and other sites like that, some were just meaningless references to Harry Potter. I’m all for Harry Potter, but at some point you need to be creative in your own right.

Six word storiesby: Devin Howard

So here’s some 6 word stories about current world issues. Take that, Po Bai’ibo, whoever you are!• I once read Imprint in MC• It is not an online degree!• All cool things, like idea genera-

tion.• The grapefruit diet doesn’t work,

son.• It’s a government cheque and

invoice.• Until now, I’d never peed myself.• I told you it was hot.• Plagiarism’s a form of flattery,

sir.• The chicken ate the elephant, sir.

News from Jordanby: Jordan