Kirner’s life rules

When Sarah comes home, always run to

greet her

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a

joy ride

Allow the experience Allow the experience of fresh air and the of fresh air and the

wind in your face to be wind in your face to be pure ecstasypure ecstasy

When it’s in your best interest – practice

obedience

Make sure you get the best bed in the house (even if it’s not your

house)

Let others know when they have invaded your

territory

Take naps and stretch before rising

Run, romp and play daily

Thrive on attention, and let children sit on

you

When your are happy, dance and wag your

entire body

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough

If what you want lies buried, dig until you

find it

Never pretend to be something you are not

Smile for the camera

No matter how often you are scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing

and pout…run right back and make friends

Be loyal

Be proud to pee in public

When your owner is having a bad day (and losing her head), be silent, sit close and nuzzle her gently