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6 • The Coconut Telegraph • July 2014 July 2014• The Coconut Telegraph • 7
Bayside Blues Concerts Concert Showtime: 6:30pm
MM 99.5 Bayside, behind Cafe Largo
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
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Check the entertainment calendarat keylargo-baysidegrill.com
for more great Bluesfest bookings
July 5: Joel DaSilva & Midnight HowlThis New Orleans Guitar Legend played with all the greats!
July 12: Robert “Top” Thomas BandA gumbo of Louisiana swamp & Delta roots, influences: Muddy Waters, Jimmy Reed, Lazy Lester.
July 19: JP Soars & The Red Hots Int’l Blues Challenge Winner & Albert King Guitarist of the Year! Plays a 2 string cigar box guitar!
July 26: Rockin Jake BandA dynamo performer from New Orleans, five time Award Winner for Best Harmonica.
Aug 2: Little Mike & The TornadoesModeled after the great Chicago bands of the 50s; hard back alley blues and rough rock & roll. Little Mike Markowitz, on harmonica; backed up Pinetop Perkins, Hubert Sumlin, Jimmy Rogers. Aug 16: The LivesaysPop/rock with soulful vocals, wailing guitars, screaming organ, sultry piano and pounding drums. Aug 23: Albert CastigliaSong of the Year Award: Bad Year Blues!
Adopt a Key Largo Animal Shelter PetMeet a few of the animals who are currently available for adoption at the Key Largo Animal Shelter. If you are interested in taking one of
these adorable furry friends home, stop by or call. The Shelter is located at mile marker 106 Oceanside; phone 305-451-0088.
Mocha, Inky, Sharkey
Bentley Priscilla BrandyEmma Rosie
Angie Homer Molly
www.pilothousemarina.com fb.com/pilothousekeylargo13 Seagate Blvd., Key Largo, MM 99.6, 305-451-3142
Best Happy Hour in the Keys! 4-7Daily
JULY 5
SCHEDULE OF EVENTSTue 29 RegistrationWed 30 TournamentThu 31 TournamentFri 01 Lobster FestivalSat 02 Lobster Festival
Only $20 to enter!Register by phone 305-451-3142or at the Pilot House. More info:www.PilotHouseMarina.com/blog
July 30 – 31stJuly 30 – 31st2014
TOURNAMENT
LOBSTER PILOT HOUSE
TOURNAMENT
LOBSTER PILOT HOUSE
PrizePool
$1,000
BiggestLobster$500
BAYSIDE GRILLE, MM 99.5 BaysidePRESENTS
DAVE BOWMAN'SALTER EGO
FEATURING
THE WHITMAN BROTHERSBENJAMIN- BASS and JEREMY- DRUMS
Saturday, August 9th 2014PLEASE JOIN US AS I FUMBLE AROUND WITH SOME JAZZY
ROCK KINDA GUITAR WITH THESE GREAT GUYS! — db
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The Tavernier Methodist Church was located behind Froggy's Fitness Center in
Tavernier before it was moved to its present location where it serves as
an office building. Circa 1954.
The Tavernier Methodist Church was located behind Froggy's Fitness Center in
Tavernier before it was moved to its present location where it serves as
an office building. Circa 1954.
Now, a new reason to adopt a catfrom one of our local shelters!
Short Attention Span CornerWhat do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office: you are in big trouble. You have my Word.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my ob-session with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.Then I saw her face.
A priest, a rabbi, a monk, a prostitute, a gay guy, a horse, an elephant, a doctor and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bar-tender says “What is this? Some kind of joke?”
A blonde and her husband were watching the evening news together. The newsreader said “In international news, a disaster near Rio de Janeiro today. Five Brazilian men died in a skydiving accident “
The blonde burst into tears, and her husband couldn’t comfort her. “They were participating on a risky sport, and they knew the dangers,” he said.
Through her tears, the blonde woman said “But that’s just so terrible! How many is a Brazilian?”