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jttam Intellkncer. NEW TEEMS. SATES SUBSCKIPTIOX. One copy for ono year, - $ 2.50 « m ^ months, - - 1.25 Ten oopies for one year, - - 20.00 Twenty copies " " - - 87.50 The olubs of ten and twenty wilt be sent to any address. Subscriptions will not be received for a less period than six months. RATES OP ADVXRTISI5G. Advertisements will be inserted at the rate of One Dollar per square of one inch space for the first insertion and Fifty Cents for each subsequent insertion. Liberal contracts made with those wishing to advertise by the three, six or twelve months. Obituary notices exceeding ten lines will be cnarged for at advertising rates. For announcing candidates, Five Dollars in each case, invariably in Advance. THE DEAD_IETTER. My friend Grautfielwyn was employed as a clerk in the Dead Letter Office, and as ray health was not good, I wrote an acceptance to his cordial invitation to make him a visit, and accordingly one pleasant May evening found me nearing Selwyn's home. I received a warm welcome from his family, which consisted of hia young wife, a rosy, laughing brunette, and his mother. The next morning-after my arrival, Grant asked me to accompany him to the office. "It is rather dull there, I will allow," said he, "hut you may be. able to find something among the old letters to amuse you." Now, I delight in reading old letters, so I did not need much urging. We were seated before the long table at the office, when I noticed a letter directed in a del¬ icate, womanly hand, to "Marmaduke Vance, Kiverdale, N. Y." I took it up to examine it, and as I opened the sheet, a plain gold ring fell from it to-? the floor. The words, "Maud, from Duke," were engraven inside. The letter ran as follows: "Dear Duke : We must not see each other again. My father commands me to marry Ja¬ cob Armstrong, and I cannot disobey him. You know how stern and unyielding he can be. I have begged and prayed in vain. We must part, and this is my last farewell; but I shall always he true to you. Farewell, dear Duke. L shall never love another. May God bless you. MAUD." Duke Vance was my dearest friend and chum in college. His father's death and fail¬ ure, soon after we left school, had left him alone in the world, and penniless. So, at the time the letter was written.nearly two years ago.he had entered a small dry goods store in the country town of Kiverdale, on a meagre salary that barely supported him. He wrote to me soon after, and said he was going to Aus¬ tralia, and we might never meet again. I won¬ dered whac had caused this sudden decision, and had never forgotten him. But two years had passed and brought no word from him, and I had given him up lor dead. On my last visit home, (I had been traveling for a year,) I had noticed a pale, golden-haired girl, flitting around our house; but my short stay at home had prevented my more than speaking to her and learning that her name was Maud Southerland.that she was our gov¬ erness. Her sweet, blue eyes seemed always brimming over with tears, and had a far-away look in them. After I left home, my mother wrote that she had lost her governess, just when the children loved her so much. That one of the wealthy men of the city.Jacob Armstrong.twice Maud's age, had been attracted by the beauty of the girl, and had taken her to be mistress of his family home. Poor Maud had almost cried ;aer eyes out, but her father, a poor, worthless creature, had told her if she did not marry Armstrong, he would kill "that Vance fellow," just as sure as she disobeyed him. This had the desired effect, and Maud was liv¬ ing in luxury. I thought over all this, and took the letter and ring and put them in my packet, resolved to keep them for Duke Vance, should he ever return, and tell him what I had learned, for he no doubt thought her heartless, and that she no longer loved him. r took up a paper to read until time for Grant to leave, ana this caught my eye among the notices of the dead: "Jacob Armstrong died suddenly of apo¬ plexy on the 20th inst." So, thought I, poor Maud Southerland is free. A few days after, while walking down the crowded street, I came face to face with Duke Vance. "Trevalyn, old fellow, how are you ?" was his first greeting, as he grasped my hand. "Vance! how came you here? I thought you were in Australia," said I. "So I have been, but am once more in my native land. Come up to my rooms, my boy, and we will have a talk over old times." He had grown bronzed and brown, but was still the same Duke of old. After we had chatted awhile, I said, some¬ what abruptly: "By the way, Duke, what has become of the Ettle golden-haired beauty you used to rave so about ?" A troubled look of pain came into his fine, brown eyes. "Don't, Guy; you don't know what you ask" He spoke calmly; but the muscles around his bearded mouth trembled. Without further ado, I placed the letter and ring in his hand, while I explained how they came into my possession. He read it and sprang to his feet, all the look of pain gone for a moment. "Dear friend," he cried, "you have made me a new man. "But," he added, "it is too late now ; she is my Maud no longer. But I know she loves me still, wherever she is, no matter what is her name." And he «unk back in his seat with a sigh. I quietly gave him the paper, and pointed to old Armstrong's death. He seized his hat and darted from the room, without so much as bid¬ ding me good-bv«. Two weeks after, I was at home again, and, walking down the street one evening in June, a hand was placed on my shoulder, and a rich, manly voice said : "Aren't vou going to speak to an old friend, Trevalyn ?" I turned, and caught Duke Vance by the hand; eager words uf inquiry trembling on my lips. But he broke out with. "I have found her, Guy, and I am the happi¬ est man alive V "Of course, you are," said I, laughing. "All accepted lovers are the happiest men in the world. Accept my hearty congratulation." He laughed merrily. All the eld look was gone from his eyes, and in its place was a steady, shining light, and I knew he was happy. "Come with me, Guy," he said ; "I am just going to see Maud. She will be glad to see you, for we have talked of nobody but you, ex¬ cept ourselves," laughing. "So, Duke," said L on the way, "you are not afraid that she will think you a fortune-hunt¬ er ?" "No, indeed I You told mc my good news So soon that day, I did not have time to tell you I mado my fortune in Australia; and I am nearly as wealthy as her former husband. We will not be married until New Year's. You will be present on the occasion ?" "I shall be only too happy," was my reply. We reached the house and rang the bell. A servant let us in, and at the same moment a fairy form came flying down the stairway, and a silvery voice cried: "Oh, Duke, what made you." She stopped abruptly at sight of mo. He put his arm around her, and drew her to his aide. "Darling, you remember Guy?" "To be sure I do," was her reply, and she came and put.her small, white hands in mine, and'said, earnestly \fX fi "I *never forgot your-fäce, alt-hough I saw it so few ti mes. You. locked as though you pitied me, and pity then then was sweet Since, I have cause to remember yon, for yon were the means of our häppiness. I can never thank you as \ should." ¦ , "No"thanks are needed, Mrs. Armstrong,? I answeredj "I am only too glad to do anything for my friend Dnke." They were married at. New Year's and are lovers still; for their union was blest with a deep, pure love that will always last Neither of them will ever forget those dark years through which they passed to the happiness beyond. _-.- A Game or Poker on the Cars..A travel¬ ing correspondent of the Courier-Journil tells the folio Mfc story of a game of railroad poker he saw played recently: We were soon enlivened by the appearance of a Cincinnati support en reute for the springs, and a Louisville clothier goin£ to New Orleans, who began to play a lively game, twenty-five cents ante, ana no limit at all. Our sympa¬ thies were soon arrayed on the side of Louis¬ ville, who played a square game, and against Cincinnati, who rung in all the foul tricks he knew. Louisville was a little dark-haired, bright-eyed man, a German Jew, but as honest as day. Cincinnati was a big red-face mus- tachio, pretty sharp, and thoroughly unscrupu¬ lous. When ^Cincinnati had won about three hun¬ dred dollars, one of us took Louisville aside and told him what was going on, while another stuck an ace up one sleeve and a king up the other. '*Now" said they, "he's been cheating you from the first, and if you want to get even, you must do as we tell you." Louisville said he would. They told him to wait until he got two aces or two kings; then to/etch down one of the odd cards from his sleeve, and to "go in." The very next hand he got four kings. They began to bet, Cincinnatti saw his ten and went five. Louisville went fifty better. Cincinnatti raised him a hundred. Louisville came to time and added a fifth to it. Cincin¬ natti responded and put on a hundred more. Louisville said, "I'm in," and called him. There-were nearly seven hundred dollars on the table, and Cincinnati laid down four aces. Louisville raked the money in his lap and laid down five kings. "Why," says Cincinnati, "that's barefaced swindling." "Swindlin' pe damn," says Louisville. "It's Seen swindlin' all de time," bringing his fist own fiat "Go in, Israel" says a voice. "Well," says Cincinnatti, rising, "I think I'll just fight on that," "Oh my Abednego," says another voice. But little Louisville rose up and pocking out his neck and hands as far as they could reach, says: "Fight, is it? Fight? Py Gods I fight you mit de bowie knife, mit de pistol, mit de der¬ ringer, mit de Colt's navy, mit de gun, mit de sword, mit de cannon, or mit de dam'd old mus¬ ket mid de bayonet! I fights you mit anyding, an' I fight you right now. Vieh vou choose?" Cincinnatti concluded he wouldn't fight. He said the crowd was agaiust him, declared he couldn't get fair play, and got off at the next station. Standing Treat.. A traveller may go all over the continent of Europe, of Asia and Africa, without seeing any man, except an American, offer to 'treat,' and the Frenchmen are quite social enough, but when they turn into a cafe, to sip their wine and brandied coffee together, each man pays for his own. When two Germans, long separated, meet, they will be very likely to embrace, and then to turn into an adjacent beer cellar, sit down and drink lager and eat pretzels, and chat, but when they Sart again, each man settles his own score in- ependently. So in Italy. The Italians are proverbially merry and generous, but every man pays for bis own wine macaroni and cigars. They never go into each other's pocket-books in the sacred name of friendship. They would as soon think of transferring to each other their washerwoman's bills. The preposterous fashion of 'treating* is re¬ sponsible lor the terrible drunkenness in Amer¬ ica. There would be as little need of temper¬ ance societies and like work for the Good Tem¬ plars as there is in Germany, France and Italy, if this pernicious and insidious habit was abol¬ ished. It is, take all in all, the most ridicu¬ lous, the most unreasonable, and the most pesti¬ lent custom that ever laid its tyrannical hands on civilized human beings. Marry Her First..Many years ago, in what is now a flourishing city lived a stalwart blacksmith, fond of his pipes and his jokes. He was also fond of his blooming daughter, whose many graces had ensnared the affections of a voung printer. The couple, after a season of billing and cooing, "engaged themselves," and nothing but the consent of the young lady's pa¬ rents preventing their union. To obtain this, an interview was arranged, and typo prepared a little speech to admonish and convince the old man, who sat enjoying his pipe in perfect con¬ tent. The typo dilated on the fact of thier long friendship, their mutual attachment, their hopes for the future, and like topics, and taking the daughter by the hand, said : "I am now come, sir, to ask your permission to transplant this lovely flower from its parental".but his feel¬ ings overcame him, and he forgot the remain¬ der of his oratorical flourish, stammered and finally wound up with, "from its parental bed into njy own." The father keenly relished the discomfiture of the suitor, and removing his pipe and blowing a clould, he replied : "Well young man, I don't know as I have any objec¬ tion, provided you marry the girl first." A Mechanic's Sknsatioxal Adventure. .The Louisiana Savings Bank is building a large vault. Admission to it is gained through large wrought-iron doors, to which are aflixed patent locks. Those locks were put in order yesterday by a locksmith named Tvmpc. Alter arranging the fastenings on the door he lit a candle and proceeded inside the vault to sec how they fitted. Closing the door alter him, the eccentric catch of the lock fell, locking him in. Those upon the outside could render him no assistance, since it was a combination lock, and no one knew the numbers at which it was set. In this narrow cell, shut in by the four walls of the vault and the huge iron door, the man felt as if he was buried alive. The only means by which he could obtain air or drink was through a small hole in the door, not the twentieth of an inch in diameter. The at¬ mosphere of the cell-like place was fetid and noisome, and the man felt as if he would suffo¬ cate. Fortunately he had carried with him in¬ to the vault a hammer and chisel, and with them, the only instruments he had, he procee¬ ded to cut his way out. The work was slow and tedious, and required two hours and a half of incessant labor. He succeeded at last, how¬ ever, and was taken more dead than alive from the vault. The wonder is that be did not suffo¬ cate. . An editor in New Jersey recently pub¬ lished a long obituary notice of an uncle of his who died out in Australia and left $400,- 000,000 to his only nephew. The intimate ac¬ quaintances of the editor regard this story as the preliminary of a carefully-devised scheme to get trusted for a couple of winter undershirts. Persons who have such articles for sale are warned not to give credit to any editor who tells such a story unless he has with him the dead body of the uncle, with the money in the pantaloons pocket of tho corpse. Couldn't See It..In Erie; Pa., there is an elderly gentleman who until recently, was much annoyed by visits from life insurance agents. One day an agent called upon him, and in a glib manner commenced enumerating the advantages of insuring in a trustworthy company. "What's the use of insuring my life?" said Mr. B. "If I die it won't do me any good. I don't see the. gense of it." The agent then proceeded to tell him that in case of his death his wife would receive the amount for which he was insured, and would thus be placed beyond the reach of want. On hearing this Mr. B. became furious, and shouted. "Oh, that's your game, is it? Well wouldn't I be a pretty iool to be making things comfort¬ able for my wife's second husband ? Just after insuring I'd be certain, almost, to get sick and die. Then my wife would go among her neighbors, and brag about the money she h*»d received froft your company. Some other blasted fool, hearing of her good luck, would propose and marry her; and then he would take her on his knee and kiss her; and laugh over my stupidity while they were spending my money; and I would be compelled, to lie in m v grave, like a darned fool, unable to say a word." .-o- Don't Hurry..Believe in traveling on step by step; don't expect to be rich in ajump. Slow and sure is better than fast and flimsey. Perseverence, by its daily gains, enriches a man far more than fits and starts of fortunate spec¬ ulations. Little fishes are sweet. Every day a thread makes a skein in a year. Brick by brick houses are built. We should creep before we walk, walk before we run, and run before we ride. In getting rich, the more haste the worst speed. Haste trips up its own heels. Don't ?;ive up a small business till you see that a arge one will pay you better. Even crumbs are bread. Better a little furniture than an empty house. In these hard times, he who can sit on a stone and feed himself had better not move. From bad to worse is poor improve¬ ment. A crust is hard;fare, but none at all is harder. Don't jump out of the frying pan into the fire. Remember, many men have done well in very small shops. A little trade with profit is better than a great concern at a loss; a small fire that warms you is better than a large fire that burns you. A great deal of water can be got from a small pipe, if the buck¬ et is always there to catch it. Large hares may be caught in small woods. A sheep may get fat in a small meadow, and starve in a great desert. He who undertakes too much succeeds but little..John Ploughman's Talles. . The Hartford Times comments on the election farce in this State as follows: Gov. Scott and his friends of South Carolina sat on the ballot-boxes of that State all of the last week. It was not precisely like a coroner's inquest, nor like anything known to civilized Government. It was more like a band of ban¬ ditti sitting on and dividing the effects of the traveler whose property they had taken by forcu. Scott ana Company have been charged with manifold corruptions, and with having passed laws for their own benefit, and injurious to oihers. After keeping the ballot-boxes with the votes in them^one week in secret, they are now about prepared to announce the results. At the close of last week they foreshadowed about what they intended to proclaim, viz: the re-election of Scott for Governor, by a reduced majority; a Legislature, used for plunder, two- thirds Radicals; two negro Congressmen, and probably three; one white man. Isn't this "lovely." Saw It at Last..A merchant came into a printing-office a short time since, and seeing a pile of papers lying on the table.it being publication day.unceremoniously helped him¬ self to a copy, and said: "I s'pose you don't take any pay for just one paper?" "Not always," was the reply. Shortly afterwards the printer entered the merchants store and called for a pound of rai¬ son«, which was quickly weighed out to him. The printer took the raison.?, saying: "I s'pose you don't charge anything when a fellow don't take but a pound ?" "No," said the grocer, after seeing the disad¬ vantage under which he was placed by his own stingy illiberality toward the printer, and re¬ marked : "When I get any more newspapers from a printer I'll pay for them." Come to Life..It is not often that people have a chance to quarrel with the authors of their obituaries, and even when coming to life after having been ineffectually killed, they seldom are disposed to find fault with the post mortem remarks upon their characters. In Kentucky, however, an editor who wrote the obituary of a neighbor, reported killed, has been sued for libel oy the supposed deceased, who, unhappilv for the editor, has returned to life. The dead man, who wouldn't stay dead, informs the Court in his affidavit, that he has been injured in reputation and business by the editor's obituary to the amount of $10,000. A jury should make very short work of this res¬ urrectionist, for if an editor caunot write obit¬ uaries without having ghosts coming from their graves to vex him with libel suits, what possible security can he expect to have in his business ? . A poet says : "Oh. she was fair, but sor¬ row came and left its traces there!" What be¬ came of the remainder of the harness he does not state. . "Was it your eldest daughter, madam, that was bitten by a monkey?" "No, sir, it was my youngest. My eldest daughter had a worse misfortune; she married a monkey." A young lady at Keokuk was so dissatis¬ fied with her baptismal name that she got mar¬ ried to change it. So Isadora Pryzbylowiez became Mrs. Jabez Snooks, and iccls much better. A priest asked a tipsy fellow, leaning against the fence, where he expected to go when he died? "If I can't get along any bet¬ ter than I do now," said he "I shan't go any¬ where." Two Irishmen were traveling, when they stopped to examine a guide board. "Twelve miles to Portland," said one. "Just six miles apiece," said the other. And they trudged on apparently satisliied at the small distance. . A school girl, in writing to her mother, says : "I get along nicely with all my teachers except Miss-; but I don't blame her, because sho accidentally shot tho young man she was engaged to, and it naturally makes her feel kind of cross, especially on cloudy days." . The Scottsville Register says that the Rev. Mr. leathers, meeting a Confederate during the late war, commenced a religious conversa¬ tion with him by asking if he was in posses¬ sion of "the one thing needful"; whereupon the soldier, in innocency of heart, pulled out of his pocket a tickler and said he believed he "had a little left." "Mr. Smith," said a lawyer to his land¬ lord, "if a man were to give you five hundred dollar- to keep for him, and he died, what would you do? Would you pray for him ?" "No, sir," replied Mr. Smith, "I'd pray for another like him." . A. visitor from down East went to Storm Lake, Towa, a few days ago, to feast his delight¬ ed visi sn on a farm which he had recently pur¬ chased in that vicinity.having paid $4.öO per- acre for the whole of section 10, township 90 north, range 37 west. He found that the soil was very rich, but needed draining, the section being in the center of the lake, and seven feet under water at the shallowest corner. In win¬ ter it is said to be an ice farm. . A clergyman, who had considerable of a farm, as was generally the case in our fore¬ fathers' days, went out to see one of his labor¬ ers, who was plowing in the field, and he found him sitting upon the plow, resting his team.. "John," said he, "would it not be a good plan for yon to have a stub-scythe here, ana be hubbing a few bushes while the oxen are rest¬ ing?" John, with a countenance which might have well become the clergyman himself, instantly replied: Would it not be well, sir, for yon to hare a Bwingling-board in the pulpit, and when they are singing, to swingle a little flax?" The reverend gentleman turned on his; heel, laughed heartily, and said no more about hub¬ bing bushes. FALL AND WINTER GOODS, Of the Latest Styles. WE have now on hand one of the best selec¬ ted Stock of Goods ever brought to this market, consisting, in part, of Ladies' Dress Goods, In great variety, such as POPLINS, DoLAINES, Scotch and Shepherd's PLAIDS, ALPACCaS, white and black, MERINOS, white and colored. ALSO, A HANDSOME LOT 07 SHAWLS, CLOAKS, HATS, FURS and RIBBONS, BOOTS and SHOES, in great variety. A HANDSOME ASSORTMENT Of Ready-Made Clothing and Gents' Furnishing Gooods. We will keep constantly on hand a large and varied stock of DOMESTIC DRY GOODS, GROCERIES. HARDWARE, CUTLERY, &c, &c. All of which will be sold low for cash or coun¬ try produce. One and all, give us a call. W. F. BARR & CO. jggy* Those indebted to us for Goods, will please come forward and make early settlements. W. F. B. & CO. Oct 13, 1870 16 Snt For the Speedy Relief AND PERMANENT CURE OF Consumption, Bronchitis, Asthma, Colds, And all Diseases of the Lungs, Chest, or Throat. mHE EXPECTORANT is composed exclusive¬ ly of Herbal and Mucilaginous products, which PERMEATE THE VERY' SUBSTANCE OF THE LUNGS, causing them to throw off the acrid matter which collects in the Bronchial Tubes, and at the same time forms a soothing coating, relieving the irritation which produces the cough. The object to be obtained is to cleanse the or¬ gan of all impurities ; to nourish and strengthen it when it has become impaired and enfeebled by disease; to renew and invigorate the circulation of the blood, and strengthen the nervous organi¬ zation. The EXPECTORANT does this to an as- touishing degree. It is arrive but mild and con¬ genial, imparting functional energy and natural strength. It affords Oxygen to vitalize the blood, and Nitrogen to assimilate the matter.it EQUAL¬ IZES the "NERVOUS INFLUENCE," producing quiet and composure. TO CONSUMPTIVES It is invaluable, as it immediately relieves the difficult breathing and harrassing cough which at¬ tends that disease. FOR ASTHMA It is a specific.one dose often relieving the dis¬ tressing choking, and producing calm and pleas¬ ant repose. FOR CROUP No roolher should ever be without a bottle of the EXPECTORANT in the house. We have numer¬ ous certificates of its having relieved, almost in¬ stantly, the little sufferer, when death appeared almost inevitable. Mothers l>o Advised I Keep it on Hand ! This dread disease requires prompt action; as soon as the hoarse, hollow cough is heard, apply the remedy, and it is easily subdued ; BUT DELAY IS DANGEROUS. figy The properties of the EXPECTORANT are demulcent, nutritive, balsamic, soothing, and healing. It braces the nervous system and pro¬ duces pleasant and refreshing sleep. It Exhilarates and Relieves Gloominess and Depression. Containing all these qualities in a convenient and concentrated form, it has proven to be the Most Valuable Lung Balsam Ever offered to sufferers from Pulmonary diseases. PREPARED BY WM. H. TUTT & LAND, Augusta., On., ßeaf* Sold by Druggists everywhere. Oct 27, 1870 1 ly GOLD AND SILVER WATCHES. JEWELRY, CLOCKS. TABLE CUTLERY and FANCY GOODS for sale cheaper than ever offered in this market before, and almost at first cost. No Brass Watches kept for sale hero. Watches, Clocks, Jewelry and Musical works repaired in workmanlike manner at reasonable rates. All thorough repairs warranted for twelve months. Watch Glasses fitted for 25 cents each. Call on F. C. v. BORSTEL, Push the Green Doors, No. 4 Brick Range. Oct 13, 1870 16 FRED. B. HODGES, ATTORNEY AT LAW. OFFICE, HARTWELL, OA. JGSf* WILL practice in Libert, Hart, Franklin and Madi«on Counties. Oct 6, 1870 15 6m j J. B. CLABK. J. B. CLARK & SON, MERCHANT TAILORS and as' wmm STOBE. WE would respectfully inform our friends and customers that we are now receiving from New.York a carefully selected stock of PAIxL GOODS, Comprising CLOTHS, CASSIMEEE8, VESTINGS and BEAVER CLOTHS, of English, French and American manufacture. A full line of OENTS' FURNISHING GOODS. Also, CLOTHING AHB HATS. THE CUTTING DEPARTMENT Will Jbc under the special care of the senior part¬ ner, who, from his long experience in the busi¬ ness, flatters himself that he is fully competent to give perfect satisfaction, both in at vie and fit, in the latest novelties of the season. We would also state that we are yet the Agents of tho EMPIRE SEWING MACHINE, which we have fully tested, and have no hesitancy in re¬ commending it as the very best Sewing Machine now in use, both fur family and manufacturing purposes. We hope our friends will give us a call and ex¬ amine our stock, all of which we are determined to SELL LOW FOR CASH. J. B. CLARK & SON. Sept 29, 1870 14 SIMPSON, HILL & CO., DRUGGISTS, ARE receiving heavy orders of goods for the Full trade. We buy for cash, and by soll- iug for cash at short profits, and close attention to business, we expect to continue to increase, not only in the confidence, but number of our custo¬ mers. If you want Drugs of all kinds, including those of the latest and most approved preparations, COME! If you want Prescriptions carefully and cor¬ rectly compounded, COME! If you want Paints and Oils of all kinds, in¬ cluding Varnishes, Turpentine and Burning Fluid, COME ! If you want Blue Stone and Dye Stuffs of all kinds, COME! If you want Soaps of any grade, from the lar¬ gest bar to the finest Toilet, COME! If you want Perfumery of any kind, from the finest Extracts down, (iucludiug Flavoring Ex¬ tracts,) COME! If you want Hair Oil, nair Restoratives, Hair Dyes of the freshest and must approved styles, COME! If you want Patent Medicines of any kind, COME! If you want ANYTHING in the regular Drug line, COME! SIMPSON, HILL Sc CO., At the Sign of the Golden Mortar, ANDERSON, S. C. Sept 29,1870 14 Sky-Light Photograph GALLERY, At F. C. v. Bursters Jewelry Store, NO. 4 BRICK RANGE. PICTURES of all kind* taken, either from life or copy. Feretypes, album size, 50 cents each, or four Cameotypes for $1.5°- Come and examine specimens. The best of in¬ struments just received from Europe, and satis¬ faction guaranteed by F. C. t. BORSTEL. Oct 13, 1870 16 LABIES VSTGRE! MISS C. C. DANIELS having recently re¬ turned from New York, offers to the La¬ dies of Anderson and surrounding country, a select and fashionable assortment of Millinery. Fancy and Dress Goods. The latest styles of Hats and Bonnets, Flowers, Ribbons. Beads, Chignons, Curls, Ladies' Collars and Cuffs, Soap9, Perfumery, Lilly White and Notions of all sorts. Dress Making attended to as usual. No. 11 Brick Bangs.one door above the Post Office. Sept 20, 1870 14 3m TRY THE VIRGINIA SERPENTARIA BITTERS. The Best Tonic in the World. Propared t>y W. S. Keese, ANDERSON, S. C. Oct 6, 1870 15 ly 50 WH] J^ATER WHEEL, Mill GearmiShafting&Pulleys ,00lE«H#%IM08B. .SEND FCßACIRCU Sept lü,187U Kinsman elf Howell, Factors and Commission Merchants. Liberal Advances made on Cotton and Naval Stores. Charleston, S. C. 8e;H 8, 1870 11 8m NEW FIRM. PTU1E subscribers have this day entered into copartnership to transact a general Mercan¬ tile and Brokerage business, under the firm name of Sharpe & Towers, at the old stand of W. S Sharpe in the town of Anderson, S. C. W. S. SHARPE, A. B. TOWERS. Sept 13,1870 11 NOTICE. APPLICATION will be made at the next ses¬ sion of the General Assembly of this State for an Act to incorporate the Bethlehem Metho¬ dist Church, in the county of Anderson, South Carolina. DENNIS CHANCELLOR, Steward. August 25, 1870 9 IMPORTANT 1VOTIC1C TO CONSUMERS OF DRY GOODS. Ail Retail Orders amounting to 430 and Over Delivered in any Part of the Country JE^ree otEsprewsCharge«. HAMILTON EASTER & SONS, OF BALTIMORE, MD., r In order the better to meet the wants of their Eetail Cos- tornera nrt a distance, have established a SAMPLE BUREAU, and will, nppn application,jyvinptfy tend by mail fuiV lint* of Samples of tlie Newest and most Fashionable Goods, of FRENCH, ENGLISH and DOMESTIC MANUFACTURE, guaranteeing at all times to sell at low, if not at Uttprices, than any house in the country. Baying our geods from the largest and moat eelebrstod- manufacturers in the different parts of Europe, and im¬ porting the same, by Steamers direct to Baltimore, oar stock is at all times promptly supplied with tho novelties of the London and Paris markets. As we buy and sell only for cash, and make no bad debit, we are able and willing to seU our goods at fkom Tzn to Fifteen Pee Cent. Less Phofit than if we gave credit. In sending for tanxplet tpecify the Und of (roods desired. H e keep the best grades of every class of goods, from tho lowest to the .most ontly. Orders unaccompanied by the cash wUbe tent CCD. PROMPT-PAYING W HOLESALE BUYERS ari-lnvi" ted to inspect tho Stock in our Jobbing and Pacldnx De¬ partment, Address *. .v * HAMILTON EASTEB A SONS, ' 297, 139, 201 and 207 Vest Baiti^n, street. Oct 27," 1S70 18 Baltimore,^4, Sixty-Five First Prize Medals Awarded, TUE GfiEAT OUTHERN PIANO MANUFACTORY^ WM. Sc OO.j MANUFACTURERS OF * GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT PI^LlsrO FORTES, BALTIMORE, MS. These Instmraents have been before the Public for near^ ly Thirty Years, and upon their excellence alone attained an unpurchased pre-eminence, which pronounces them on- equalled. Their TONE combines great power, sweetness* and fine singing quality, as Well as great purity of Intona¬ tion and Sweetness throughout the entire scale. Their TOUCH is pliant and elastic, and entirely free from the ' stiffness found in so many Pianos. IN WORKMANSHIP they are unequalled, using none bui the very best season- El> matkiual, the large capital employed in our.boslocs» enabling us to keep continually on immense stock of Iumv her, Ac, on hand. Kr. . All our Square Pianos have our New Improved Overstrung Scale and the Agraffe Treble. 4fä* We would call special attention to our late improve¬ ments in GRAND PIANOS AND SQUARE GRANDS, Patented August 14,1SGC, which bring the Piano nearer perfection than has yet been attained. Every Piano fully Warranted ibr 6> Yean. We have made arrangements for tho Sole Wholesale Agency for the most celebrated PARLOR ORGANS and MELODEONS, which wc offer, Wholesale and Retail, at Lowest Factory Prices. WM. KNABE & CO., Baltimore, Md. Sept 15, 1870 12 «n» ESTABLISHED 1811. GUSHING & BAILEY, BOOKSELLERS Sc STATIONERS^. 262 Baltimore Street, BALTIMORE, Haro the LARGEST AND BEST ASSORTED STOCK In the city of SCHOOL MEDICAL and LAW, and DENTAL, CLASSICAL and MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS. An immense supply of GENERAL BANK AND COUNTING-HOUSE STATIONERY. Blank Books mode to order in any style of Binding and Ruling. The same careful Attention given to ORDERS As to Personal Purchases. INSIDE FIGURES ALWAYS. 09- Send for Catalogues, &c. Sept 29, 1870 14 4m THE POLICY-HOLDERS' LIFE AND TONTINE ASSURANCE COMPANY OF THE SOUTH, 29 Broad Street, Charleston, Ä C, HAYING deposited $50,000 with the Comp¬ troller General for the protection of its policy-holders, will issue the usual forma ef Life aud Endowment Policies. It is the most liberal Company to the Atsurtd in the World. The Charter guarantees to the assured the cash surrender value of his policy after one annual pre¬ mium has been paid, except in case of fraud. It is the only purely mutual Company in the South. It has no Stockholders. All surplus prsfits must be divided :>mong the policy-holders. It is thoroughly conservative. Its investments are confined by charter te the most solid securities, and it is under management ef men of well established ability and integrity. Persons desiring any information will please communicate with any of the officers. WM. MCBURNEY, President. E. P. ALEXANDER, Vice Pres. and Aot. GEO. E. BOGGS, Sec. and Gen. Agent. JOHN T. DARBY", M. D.f Med. Adviser. JAMES A. HOYT, Local Agent for Andetsoo, and Dr. THOS. A. EVINS, Medical Examiner. April 21,1870 43 P. P. TOAL¥, Charleston, S. C. f Largest and most complete! \ Manufactory of Doors, Sashes, / f Blinds. Mouldings, &c, in the \ \ Southern States. / Printed Price List Defies Competition. send fob oni- "©ft Jpg- Sent free on application. Maj- 5, 1870 45 COTTON GINS, &c, &c. Gullett's Patent Steel Brush Cotton Gins. THIS celebrated Gin may be seen at work in every District in the State. Price, $6 per saw. Brown's Georgia Pattern Cotton Gin. Price, $4 per saw. Hall's Patent Cotton Gin Feeders prevent »ny hard substance entering the gin, protecting the saws from injury and the lint from fire. Price, $1.50 per saw t&vite of gin. Dearing'8 Cotton Press. Price, $275. Peabody's Cotton Seed Hullers. Price, $75. Hutchinsons Cider Mills. Price, $25. Cahoon's Patent Broadcast Seed Sowers.for .wheat and small grain. Price, $10, and all kinds of Agricultural implements for sale low. * C. GRAVELEY, 52 East Bay Street, south ol the Old Post Office, Charleston, 8. C. August 11,1870 7 8m Notice. APPLICATION will be made at the next hs- aion of the General Assembly of this State for an Act to incorporate the First Frcedmcn'a Baptist Church in the Town of Anderson, S: C. N..B. GAILLARJ), . Church Clerk, August 18, 1870 8 f. 4a

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case, invariably in Advance.

THE DEAD_IETTER.My friend Grautfielwyn was employed as a

clerk in the Dead Letter Office, and as rayhealth was not good, I wrote an acceptance tohis cordial invitation to make him a visit, andaccordingly one pleasant May evening foundme nearing Selwyn's home.I received a warm welcome from his family,

which consisted of hia young wife, a rosy,laughing brunette, and his mother.The next morning-after my arrival, Grant

asked me to accompany him to the office."It is rather dull there, I will allow," said

he, "hut you may be. able to find somethingamong the old letters to amuse you."Now, I delight in reading old letters, so I

did not need much urging.We were seated before the long table at the

office, when I noticed a letter directed in a del¬icate, womanly hand, to "Marmaduke Vance,Kiverdale, N. Y." I took it up to examine it,and as I opened the sheet, a plain gold ringfell from it to-?the floor. The words, "Maud,from Duke," were engraven inside. The letterran as follows:"Dear Duke : We must not see each other

again. My father commands me to marry Ja¬cob Armstrong, and I cannot disobey him.You know how stern and unyielding he can be.I have begged and prayed in vain. We mustpart, and this is my last farewell; but I shallalways he true to you. Farewell, dear Duke.L shall never love another. May God bless you.

MAUD."Duke Vance was my dearest friend and

chum in college. His father's death and fail¬ure, soon after we left school, had left himalone in the world, and penniless. So, at thetime the letter was written.nearly two yearsago.he had entered a small dry goods store inthe country town of Kiverdale, on a meagresalary that barely supported him. He wroteto me soon after, and said he was going to Aus¬tralia, and we might never meet again. I won¬

dered whac had caused this sudden decision,and had never forgotten him. But two yearshad passed and brought no word from him, andI had given him up lor dead.On my last visit home, (I had been traveling

for a year,) I had noticed a pale, golden-hairedgirl, flitting around our house; but my shortstay at home had prevented my more thanspeaking to her and learning that her namewas Maud Southerland.that she was our gov¬erness. Her sweet, blue eyes seemed alwaysbrimming over with tears, and had a far-awaylook in them.

After I left home, my mother wrote that shehad lost her governess, just when the childrenloved her so much. That one of the wealthymen of the city.Jacob Armstrong.twiceMaud's age, had been attracted by the beautyof the girl, and had taken her to be mistressof his family home. Poor Maud had almostcried ;aer eyes out, but her father, a poor,worthless creature, had told her if she did notmarry Armstrong, he would kill "that Vancefellow," just as sure as she disobeyed him.This had the desired effect, and Maud was liv¬ing in luxury.

I thought over all this, and took the letterand ring and put them in my packet, resolvedto keep them for Duke Vance, should he ever

return, and tell him what I had learned, for heno doubt thought her heartless, and that sheno longer loved him.r took up a paper to read until time for

Grant to leave, ana this caught my eye amongthe notices of the dead:

"Jacob Armstrong died suddenly of apo¬plexy on the 20th inst."

So, thought I, poor Maud Southerland is free.A few days after, while walking down the

crowded street, I came face to face with DukeVance.

"Trevalyn, old fellow, how are you ?" was

his first greeting, as he grasped my hand."Vance! how came you here? I thought

you were in Australia," said I."So I have been, but am once more in my

native land. Come up to my rooms, my boy,and we will have a talk over old times."He had grown bronzed and brown, but was

still the same Duke of old.After we had chatted awhile, I said, some¬

what abruptly:"By the way, Duke, what has become of the

Ettle golden-haired beauty you used to rave so

about ?"A troubled look of pain came into his fine,

brown eyes."Don't, Guy; you don't know what you ask"He spoke calmly; but the muscles around

his bearded mouth trembled.Without further ado, I placed the letter and

ring in his hand, while I explained how theycame into my possession.He read it and sprang to his feet, all the

look of pain gone for a moment."Dear friend," he cried, "you have made me

a new man. "But," he added, "it is too latenow ; she is my Maud no longer. But I knowshe loves me still, wherever she is, no matterwhat is her name." And he «unk back in hisseat with a sigh.

I quietly gave him the paper, and pointed toold Armstrong's death. He seized his hat anddarted from the room, without so much as bid¬ding me good-bv«.Two weeks after, I was at home again, and,

walking down the street one evening in June,a hand was placed on my shoulder, and a rich,manly voice said :

"Aren't vou going to speak to an old friend,Trevalyn ?"

I turned, and caught Duke Vance by thehand; eager words uf inquiry trembling on

my lips. But he broke out with."I have found her, Guy, and I am the happi¬

est man alive V"Of course, you are," said I, laughing. "All

accepted lovers are the happiest men in theworld. Accept my hearty congratulation."He laughed merrily. All the eld look was

gone from his eyes, and in its place was a

steady, shining light, and I knew he was happy."Come with me, Guy," he said ; "I am just

going to see Maud. She will be glad to see

you, for we have talked of nobody but you, ex¬

cept ourselves," laughing."So, Duke," said L on the way, "you are not

afraid that she will think you a fortune-hunt¬er ?""No, indeed I You told mc my good news

So soon that day, I did not have time to tellyou I mado my fortune in Australia; and Iam nearly as wealthy as her former husband.We will not be married until New Year's. Youwill be present on the occasion ?"

"I shall be only too happy," was my reply.We reached the house and rang the bell. A

servant let us in, and at the same moment a

fairy form came flying down the stairway, anda silvery voice cried:"Oh, Duke, what made you."She stopped abruptly at sight of mo. He

put his arm around her, and drew her to his

aide."Darling, you remember Guy?""To be sure I do," was her reply, and she

came and put.her small, white hands in mine,and'said, earnestly \fX fi

"I *never forgot your-fäce, alt-hough I saw itso few times. You.locked as though you pitiedme, and pity then then was sweet Since, Ihave cause to remember yon, for yon were themeans of our häppiness. I can never thankyou as \ should." ¦ ,

"No"thanks are needed, Mrs. Armstrong,? Iansweredj "I am only too glad to do anythingfor my friend Dnke."

They were married at. New Year's and are

lovers still; for their union was blest with a

deep, pure love that will always last Neitherof them will ever forget those dark yearsthrough which they passed to the happinessbeyond._-.-

A Game or Poker on the Cars..A travel¬ing correspondent of the Courier-Journil tellsthe folioMfc story of a game of railroad pokerhe saw played recently:We were soon enlivened by the appearance

of a Cincinnati support en reute for the springs,and a Louisville clothier goin£ to New Orleans,who began to play a lively game, twenty-fivecents ante, ana no limit at all. Our sympa¬thies were soon arrayed on the side of Louis¬ville, who played a square game, and againstCincinnati, who rung in all the foul tricks heknew. Louisville was a little dark-haired,bright-eyed man, a German Jew, but as honestas day. Cincinnati was a big red-face mus-

tachio, pretty sharp, and thoroughly unscrupu¬lous.When^Cincinnati had won about three hun¬

dred dollars, one of us took Louisville asideand told him what was going on, while anotherstuck an ace up one sleeve and a king up theother.'*Now" said they, "he's been cheating you

from the first, and if you want to get even, youmust do as we tell you."

Louisville said he would.They told him to wait until he got two aces

or two kings; then to/etch down one of the oddcards from his sleeve, and to "go in."The very next hand he got four kings.They began to bet, Cincinnatti saw his ten

and went five. Louisville went fifty better.Cincinnatti raised him a hundred. Louisvillecame to time and added a fifth to it. Cincin¬natti responded and put on a hundred more.

Louisville said, "I'm in," and called him.There-were nearly seven hundred dollars on thetable, and Cincinnati laid down four aces.

Louisville raked the money in his lap and laiddown five kings."Why," says Cincinnati, "that's barefaced

swindling.""Swindlin' pe damn," says Louisville. "It's

Seen swindlin' all de time," bringing his fistown fiat"Go in, Israel" says a voice."Well," says Cincinnatti, rising, "I think I'll

just fight on that,""Oh my Abednego," says another voice.But little Louisville rose up and pocking out

his neck and hands as far as they could reach,says:

"Fight, is it? Fight? Py Gods I fight youmit de bowie knife, mit de pistol, mit de der¬ringer, mit de Colt's navy, mit de gun, mit desword, mit de cannon, or mit de dam'd old mus¬ket mid de bayonet! I fights you mit anyding,an' I fight you right now. Vieh vou choose?"

Cincinnatti concluded he wouldn't fight. Hesaid the crowd was agaiust him, declared hecouldn't get fair play, and got off at the nextstation.

Standing Treat.. A traveller may go allover the continent of Europe, of Asia andAfrica, without seeing any man, except an

American, offer to 'treat,' and the Frenchmenare quite social enough, but when they turninto a cafe, to sip their wine and brandied coffeetogether, each man pays for his own. Whentwo Germans, long separated, meet, they willbe very likely to embrace, and then to turn intoan adjacent beer cellar, sit down and drinklager and eat pretzels, and chat, but when theySart again, each man settles his own score in-ependently. So in Italy. The Italians are

proverbially merry and generous, but every manpays for bis own wine macaroni and cigars.They never go into each other's pocket-booksin the sacred name of friendship. They wouldas soon think of transferring to each other theirwasherwoman's bills.The preposterous fashion of 'treating* is re¬

sponsible lor the terrible drunkenness in Amer¬ica. There would be as little need of temper¬ance societies and like work for the Good Tem¬plars as there is in Germany, France and Italy,if this pernicious and insidious habit was abol¬ished. It is, take all in all, the most ridicu¬lous, the most unreasonable, and the most pesti¬lent custom that ever laid its tyrannical handson civilized human beings.Marry Her First..Many years ago, in

what is now a flourishing city lived a stalwartblacksmith, fond of his pipes and his jokes. Hewas also fond of his blooming daughter, whosemany graces had ensnared the affections of a

voung printer. The couple, after a season ofbilling and cooing, "engaged themselves," andnothing but the consent of the young lady's pa¬rents preventing their union. To obtain this,an interview was arranged, and typo prepared a

little speech to admonish and convince the oldman, who sat enjoying his pipe in perfect con¬

tent. The typo dilated on the fact of thier longfriendship, their mutual attachment, their hopesfor the future, and like topics, and taking thedaughter by the hand, said : "I am now come,sir, to ask your permission to transplant thislovely flower from its parental".but his feel¬ings overcame him, and he forgot the remain¬der of his oratorical flourish, stammered andfinally wound up with, "from its parental bedinto njy own." The father keenly relished thediscomfiture of the suitor, and removing hispipe and blowing a clould, he replied : "Wellyoung man, I don't know as I have any objec¬tion, provided you marry the girl first."

A Mechanic's Sknsatioxal Adventure..The Louisiana Savings Bank is building a

large vault. Admission to it is gained throughlarge wrought-iron doors, to which are aflixedpatent locks. Those locks were put in orderyesterday by a locksmith named Tvmpc. Alterarranging the fastenings on the door he lit a

candle and proceeded inside the vault to sec

how they fitted. Closing the door alter him,the eccentric catch of the lock fell, locking himin. Those upon the outside could render himno assistance, since it was a combination lock,and no one knew the numbers at which it wasset. In this narrow cell, shut in by the fourwalls of the vault and the huge iron door, theman felt as if he was buried alive. The onlymeans by which he could obtain air or drinkwas through a small hole in the door, notthe twentieth of an inch in diameter. The at¬mosphere of the cell-like place was fetid andnoisome, and the man felt as if he would suffo¬cate. Fortunately he had carried with him in¬to the vault a hammer and chisel, and withthem, the only instruments he had, he procee¬ded to cut his way out. The work was slowand tedious, and required two hours and a halfof incessant labor. He succeeded at last, how¬ever, and was taken more dead than alive fromthe vault. The wonder is that be did not suffo¬cate.

. An editor in New Jersey recently pub¬lished a long obituary notice of an uncle ofhis who died out in Australia and left $400,-000,000 to his only nephew. The intimate ac¬

quaintances of the editor regard this story as

the preliminary of a carefully-devised schemeto get trusted for a couple of winter undershirts.Persons who have such articles for sale are

warned not to give credit to any editor whotells such a story unless he has with him thedead body of the uncle, with the money in thepantaloons pocket of tho corpse.

Couldn't See It..In Erie; Pa., there is anelderly gentleman who until recently, was

much annoyed by visits from life insuranceagents. One day an agent called upon him,and in a glib manner commenced enumeratingthe advantages of insuring in a trustworthycompany."What's the use of insuringmy life?" said

Mr. B. "If I die it won't do me any good. Idon't see the. gense of it."The agent then proceeded to tell him that in

case of his death his wife would receive theamount for which he was insured, and wouldthus be placed beyond the reach of want.On hearing this Mr. B. became furious, and

shouted."Oh, that's your game, is it? Well wouldn't

I be a pretty iool to be making things comfort¬able for my wife's second husband ? Just afterinsuring I'd be certain, almost, to get sick anddie. Then my wife would go among herneighbors, and brag about the money she h*»dreceived froft your company. Some otherblasted fool, hearing of her good luck, wouldpropose and marry her; and then he wouldtake her on his knee and kiss her; and laughover my stupidity while they were spendingmy money; and I would be compelled, to liein m v grave, like a darned fool, unable to say a

word.".-o-

Don't Hurry..Believe in traveling on

step by step; don't expect to be rich in ajump.Slow and sure is better than fast and flimsey.Perseverence, by its daily gains, enriches a manfar more than fits and starts of fortunate spec¬ulations. Little fishes are sweet. Every day a

thread makes a skein in a year. Brick by brickhouses are built. We should creep before wewalk, walk before we run, and run before weride. In getting rich, the more haste the worstspeed. Haste trips up its own heels. Don't

?;ive up a small business till you see that a

arge one will pay you better. Even crumbsare bread. Better a little furniture than an

empty house. In these hard times, he who cansit on a stone and feed himself had better notmove. From bad to worse is poor improve¬ment. A crust is hard;fare, but none at all isharder. Don'tjump out of the frying pan intothe fire. Remember, many men have donewell in very small shops. A little trade withprofit is better than a great concern at a loss;a small fire that warms you is better than a

large fire that burns you. A great deal ofwater can be got from a small pipe, if the buck¬et is always there to catch it. Large haresmay be caught in small woods. A sheep mayget fat in a small meadow, and starve in a greatdesert. He who undertakes too much succeedsbut little..John Ploughman's Talles.

. The Hartford Times comments on theelection farce in this State as follows:Gov. Scott and his friends of South Carolina

sat on the ballot-boxes of that State all of thelast week. It was not precisely like a coroner'sinquest, nor like anything known to civilizedGovernment. It was more like a band of ban¬ditti sitting on and dividing the effects of thetraveler whose property they had taken byforcu. Scott ana Company have been chargedwith manifold corruptions, and with havingpassed laws for their own benefit, and injuriousto oihers. After keeping the ballot-boxes withthe votes in them^one week in secret, they arenow about prepared to announce the results.At the close of last week they foreshadowedabout what they intended to proclaim, viz: there-election of Scott for Governor, by a reducedmajority; a Legislature, used for plunder, two-thirds Radicals; two negro Congressmen, andprobably three; one white man. Isn't this"lovely."

Saw It at Last..A merchant came intoa printing-office a short time since, and seeinga pile of papers lying on the table.it beingpublication day.unceremoniously helped him¬self to a copy, and said:

"I s'pose you don't take any pay for just one

paper?""Not always," was the reply.Shortly afterwards the printer entered the

merchants store and called for a pound of rai¬son«, which was quickly weighed out to him.The printer took the raison.?, saying:

"I s'pose you don't charge anything when a

fellow don't take but a pound ?""No," said the grocer, after seeing the disad¬

vantage under which he was placed by his ownstingy illiberality toward the printer, and re¬marked :"When I get any more newspapers from a

printer I'll pay for them."

Come to Life..It is not often that peoplehave a chance to quarrel with the authors oftheir obituaries, and even when coming to lifeafter having been ineffectually killed, theyseldom are disposed to find fault with the postmortem remarks upon their characters. InKentucky, however, an editor who wrote theobituary of a neighbor, reported killed, hasbeen sued for libel oy the supposed deceased,who, unhappilv for the editor, has returned tolife. The dead man, who wouldn't stay dead,informs the Court in his affidavit, that he hasbeen injured in reputation and business by theeditor's obituary to the amount of $10,000. Ajury should make very short work of this res¬

urrectionist, for if an editor caunot write obit¬uaries without having ghosts coming fromtheir graves to vex him with libel suits, whatpossible security can he expect to have in hisbusiness ?

. A poet says : "Oh. she was fair, but sor¬row came and left its traces there!" What be¬came of the remainder of the harness he doesnot state.. "Was it your eldest daughter, madam, that

was bitten by a monkey?" "No, sir, it was myyoungest. My eldest daughter had a worsemisfortune; she married a monkey."

A young lady at Keokuk was so dissatis¬fied with her baptismal name that she got mar¬ried to change it. So Isadora Pryzbylowiezbecame Mrs. Jabez Snooks, and iccls muchbetter.

A priest asked a tipsy fellow, leaningagainst the fence, where he expected to gowhen he died? "If I can't get along any bet¬ter than I do now," said he "I shan't go any¬where."

Two Irishmen were traveling, when theystopped to examine a guide board. "Twelvemiles to Portland," said one. "Just six milesapiece," said the other. And they trudged on

apparently satisliied at the small distance.. A school girl, in writing to her mother,

says : "I get along nicely with all my teachersexcept Miss-; but I don't blame her,because sho accidentally shot tho young man

she was engaged to, and it naturally makesher feel kind of cross, especially on cloudydays.". The Scottsville Register says that the Rev.

Mr. leathers, meeting a Confederate duringthe late war, commenced a religious conversa¬tion with him by asking if he was in posses¬sion of "the one thing needful"; whereuponthe soldier, in innocency of heart, pulled out ofhis pocket a tickler and said he believed he"had a little left."

"Mr. Smith," said a lawyer to his land¬lord, "if a man were to give you five hundreddollar- to keep for him, and he died, whatwould you do? Would you pray for him ?" "No,sir," replied Mr. Smith, "I'd pray for anotherlike him.". A. visitor from down East went to Storm

Lake, Towa, a few days ago, to feast his delight¬ed visi sn on a farm which he had recently pur¬chased in that vicinity.having paid $4.öO per-acre for the whole of section 10, township 90north, range 37 west. He found that the soilwas very rich, but needed draining, the sectionbeing in the center of the lake, and seven feetunder water at the shallowest corner. In win¬ter it is said to be an ice farm.

. A clergyman, who had considerable of a

farm, as was generally the case in our fore¬fathers' days, went out to see one of his labor¬ers, who was plowing in the field, and hefound him sitting upon the plow, resting histeam..

"John," said he, "would it not be a good planfor yon to have a stub-scythe here, ana behubbing a few bushes while the oxen are rest¬ing?"John, with a countenance which might have

well become the clergyman himself, instantlyreplied:

Would it not be well, sir, for yon to hare a

Bwingling-board in the pulpit, and when theyare singing, to swingle a little flax?"The reverend gentleman turned on his; heel,

laughed heartily, and said no more about hub¬bing bushes.

FALL AND WINTERGOODS,

Of the Latest Styles.WE have now on hand one of the best selec¬

ted Stock of Goods ever brought to thismarket, consisting, in part, of

Ladies' Dress Goods,In great variety, such as

POPLINS, DoLAINES,Scotch and Shepherd's PLAIDS,

ALPACCaS, white and black,MERINOS, white and colored.

ALSO, A HANDSOME LOT 07

SHAWLS, CLOAKS,HATS, FURS and RIBBONS,

BOOTS and SHOES, in great variety.A HANDSOME ASSORTMENT Of

Ready-Made Clothing andGents' Furnishing Gooods.

We will keep constantly on hand a large andvaried stock of

DOMESTIC DRY GOODS,GROCERIES. HARDWARE,

CUTLERY, &c, &c.

All of which will be sold low for cash or coun¬

try produce. One and all, give us a call.

W. F. BARR & CO.jggy* Those indebted to us for Goods, will

please come forward and make early settlements.W. F. B. & CO.

Oct 13, 1870 16Snt

For the Speedy ReliefAND PERMANENT CURE OF

Consumption, Bronchitis,Asthma, Colds,

And all Diseases of the

Lungs, Chest, or Throat.

mHE EXPECTORANT is composed exclusive¬ly of Herbal and Mucilaginous products,

which PERMEATE THE VERY' SUBSTANCEOF THE LUNGS, causing them to throw off theacrid matter which collects in the BronchialTubes, and at the same time forms a soothingcoating, relieving the irritation which producesthe cough.The object to be obtained is to cleanse the or¬

gan of all impurities ; to nourish and strengthenit when it has become impaired and enfeebled bydisease; to renew and invigorate the circulationof the blood, and strengthen the nervous organi¬zation. The EXPECTORANT does this to an as-

touishing degree. It is arrive but mild and con¬

genial, imparting functional energy and naturalstrength. It affords Oxygen to vitalize the blood,and Nitrogen to assimilate the matter.it EQUAL¬IZES the "NERVOUS INFLUENCE," producingquiet and composure.

TO CONSUMPTIVESIt is invaluable, as it immediately relieves thedifficult breathing and harrassing cough which at¬

tends that disease.

FOR ASTHMAIt is a specific.one dose often relieving the dis¬tressing choking, and producing calm and pleas¬ant repose.

FOR CROUPNo roolher should ever be without a bottle of theEXPECTORANT in the house. We have numer¬

ous certificates of its having relieved, almost in¬stantly, the little sufferer, when death appearedalmost inevitable.

Mothers l>o Advised I

Keep it on Hand !

This dread disease requires prompt action; as

soon as the hoarse, hollow cough is heard, applythe remedy, and it is easily subdued ;

BUT DELAY IS DANGEROUS.

figy The properties of the EXPECTORANTare demulcent, nutritive, balsamic, soothing, andhealing. It braces the nervous system and pro¬duces pleasant and refreshing sleep.It Exhilarates and Relieves Gloominess and

Depression.Containing all these qualities in a convenient

and concentrated form, it has proven to be the

Most Valuable Lung BalsamEver offered to sufferers from Pulmonary diseases.

PREPARED BY

WM. H. TUTT & LAND,Augusta., On.,

ßeaf* Sold by Druggists everywhere.Oct 27, 1870 1ly

GOLD AND SILVERWATCHES. JEWELRY, CLOCKS. TABLE

CUTLERY and FANCY GOODS for salecheaper than ever offered in this market before,and almost at first cost.No Brass Watches kept for sale hero.Watches, Clocks, Jewelry and Musical works

repaired in workmanlike manner at reasonablerates. All thorough repairs warranted for twelvemonths. Watch Glasses fitted for 25 cents each.Call on F. C. v. BORSTEL,

Push the Green Doors, No. 4 Brick Range.Oct 13, 1870 16

FRED. B. HODGES,ATTORNEY AT LAW.

OFFICE, HARTWELL, OA.

JGSf* WILL practice in Libert, Hart, Franklinand Madi«on Counties.

Oct 6, 1870 156m j

J. B. CLABK.

J. B. CLARK & SON,MERCHANT TAILORS

and

as' wmm STOBE.WE would respectfully inform our friends

and customers that we are now receivingfrom New.York a carefully selected stock of

PAIxL GOODS,Comprising CLOTHS, CASSIMEEE8, VESTINGSand BEAVER CLOTHS, of English, French andAmerican manufacture. A full line of OENTS'FURNISHING GOODS. Also,

CLOTHING AHB HATS.THE CUTTING DEPARTMENT

Will Jbc under the special care of the senior part¬ner, who, from his long experience in the busi¬ness, flatters himself that he is fully competent to

give perfect satisfaction, both in at vie and fit, inthe latest novelties of the season.We would also state that we are yet the Agents

of tho EMPIRE SEWING MACHINE, which we

have fully tested, and have no hesitancy in re¬

commending it as the very best Sewing Machinenow in use, both fur family and manufacturingpurposes.We hope our friends will give us a call and ex¬

amine our stock, all of which we are determinedto SELL LOW FOR CASH.

J. B. CLARK & SON.Sept 29, 1870 14

SIMPSON, HILL & CO.,DRUGGISTS,

ARE receiving heavy orders of goods for theFull trade. We buy for cash, and by soll-

iug for cash at short profits, and close attention tobusiness, we expect to continue to increase, not

only in the confidence, but number of our custo¬mers.

If you want Drugs of all kinds, including thoseof the latest and most approved preparations,

COME!If you want Prescriptions carefully and cor¬

rectly compounded,COME!

If you want Paints and Oils of all kinds, in¬cluding Varnishes, Turpentine and Burning Fluid,

COME !If you want Blue Stone and Dye Stuffs of all

kinds,COME!

If you want Soaps of any grade, from the lar¬gest bar to the finest Toilet,

COME!If you want Perfumery of any kind, from the

finest Extracts down, (iucludiug Flavoring Ex¬tracts,)

COME!If you want Hair Oil, nair Restoratives, Hair

Dyes of the freshest and must approved styles,COME!

If you want Patent Medicines of any kind,COME!

If you want ANYTHING in the regular Drugline,

COME!SIMPSON, HILL Sc CO.,

At the Sign of the Golden Mortar,ANDERSON, S. C.

Sept 29,1870 14

Sky-Light PhotographGALLERY,

At F. C. v. Bursters Jewelry Store,NO. 4 BRICK RANGE.

PICTURES of all kind* taken, either from lifeor copy.

Feretypes, album size, 50 cents each, or fourCameotypes for $1.5°-Come and examine specimens. The best of in¬

struments just received from Europe, and satis¬faction guaranteed by

F. C. t. BORSTEL.Oct 13, 1870 16

LABIESVSTGRE!

MISS C. C. DANIELS having recently re¬

turned from New York, offers to the La¬dies of Anderson and surrounding country, a

select and fashionable assortment of Millinery.Fancy and Dress Goods. The latest styles ofHats and Bonnets, Flowers, Ribbons. Beads,Chignons, Curls, Ladies' Collars and Cuffs, Soap9,Perfumery, Lilly White and Notions of all sorts.Dress Making attended to as usual. No. 11 BrickBangs.one door above the Post Office.

Sept 20, 1870 143m

TRY THE

VIRGINIA SERPENTARIA BITTERS.The Best Tonic in the World.

Propared t>y W. S. Keese,ANDERSON, S. C.

Oct 6, 1870 15ly

50

WH]J^ATER WHEEL,Mill GearmiShafting&Pulleys

,00lE«H#%IM08B..SEND FCßACIRCU

Sept lü,187U

Kinsman elf Howell,Factors and Commission

Merchants.LiberalAdvances made on

Cotton and Naval Stores.Charleston, S. C.

8e;H 8, 1870 118m

NEW FIRM.PTU1E subscribers have this day entered into

copartnership to transact a general Mercan¬tile and Brokerage business, under the firm name

of Sharpe & Towers, at the old stand of W. SSharpe in the town of Anderson, S. C.

W. S. SHARPE,A. B. TOWERS.

Sept 13,1870 11

NOTICE.APPLICATION will be made at the next ses¬

sion of the General Assembly of this Statefor an Act to incorporate the Bethlehem Metho¬dist Church, in the county of Anderson, SouthCarolina. DENNIS CHANCELLOR,

Steward.August 25, 1870 98«

IMPORTANT 1VOTIC1CTO

CONSUMERS OF DRY GOODS.Ail Retail Orders amounting to 430 and

Over Delivered in any Part of theCountry

JE^ree otEsprewsCharge«.HAMILTON EASTER & SONS,

OF BALTIMORE, MD., r

In order the better to meet the wants of their Eetail Cos-tornera nrt a distance, have established a

SAMPLE BUREAU,and will, nppn application,jyvinptfy tend by mail fuiV lint*of Samples of tlie Newest and most Fashionable Goods, ofFRENCH, ENGLISH and DOMESTIC MANUFACTURE,guaranteeing at all times to sell at low, if not at Uttprices,than any house in the country.Baying our geods from the largest and moat eelebrstod-

manufacturers in the different parts of Europe, and im¬porting the same, by Steamers direct to Baltimore, oarstock is at all times promptly supplied with tho noveltiesof the London and Paris markets.As we buy and sell only for cash, and make no bad debit,

we are able and willing to seU our goods at fkom Tzn toFifteen Pee Cent. Less Phofit than if we gave credit.In sending for tanxplet tpecify the Und of (roods desired.

H e keep the best grades of every class of goods, from tholowest to the .most ontly.

Orders unaccompanied by the cash wUbe tent CCD.PROMPT-PAYING W HOLESALE BUYERS ari-lnvi"

ted to inspect tho Stock in our Jobbing and Pacldnx De¬partment, Address *. .v *

HAMILTON EASTEB A SONS,'

297, 139, 201 and 207 Vest Baiti^n, street.

Oct 27,"1S70 18 Baltimore,^4,Sixty-Five First Prize Medals Awarded,

TUE GfiEAT

OUTHERN PIANOMANUFACTORY^

WM. Sc OO.jMANUFACTURERS OF *

GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHTPI^LlsrO FORTES,

BALTIMORE, MS.These Instmraents have been before the Public for near^

ly Thirty Years, and upon their excellence alone attainedan unpurchased pre-eminence, which pronounces them on-equalled. Their TONE combines great power, sweetness*and fine singing quality, as Well as great purity of Intona¬tion and Sweetness throughout the entire scale. TheirTOUCH is pliant and elastic, and entirely free from the '

stiffness found in so many Pianos. IN WORKMANSHIPthey are unequalled, using none bui the very best season-El> matkiual, the large capital employed in our.boslocs»enabling us to keep continually on immense stock of Iumvher, Ac, on hand.

Kr. . All our Square Pianos have our New ImprovedOverstrung Scale and the Agraffe Treble.

4fä* We would call special attention to our late improve¬ments in GRAND PIANOS AND SQUARE GRANDS,Patented August 14,1SGC, which bring the Piano nearer

perfection than has yet been attained.Every Piano fully Warranted ibr 6> Yean.We have made arrangements for tho Sole Wholesale

Agency for the most celebrated PARLOR ORGANS andMELODEONS, which wc offer, Wholesale and Retail, atLowest Factory Prices.

WM. KNABE & CO.,Baltimore, Md.

Sept 15, 1870 12«n»

ESTABLISHED 1811.GUSHING

& BAILEY,BOOKSELLERS Sc STATIONERS^.

262 Baltimore Street, BALTIMORE,Haro the

LARGEST AND BEST ASSORTED STOCKIn the city ofSCHOOL MEDICAL

and LAW, and DENTAL,CLASSICAL

and MISCELLANEOUSBOOKS.

An immense supply ofGENERAL BANK AND COUNTING-HOUSE

STATIONERY.Blank Books mode to order in any style of Binding and

Ruling.The same careful Attention given to

ORDERSAs to Personal Purchases.INSIDE FIGURES ALWAYS.

09- Send for Catalogues, &c.

Sept 29, 1870 144m

THE POLICY-HOLDERS'LIFE AND TONTINEASSURANCE COMPANY

OF THE SOUTH,

29 Broad Street, Charleston, Ä C,

HAYING deposited $50,000 with the Comp¬troller General for the protection of its

policy-holders, will issue the usual forma ef Lifeaud Endowment Policies.

It is the most liberal Company to the Atsurtd inthe World.The Charter guarantees to the assured the cash

surrender value of his policy after one annual pre¬mium has been paid, except in case of fraud.

It is the only purely mutual Company in theSouth.

It has no Stockholders. All surplus prsfitsmust be divided :>mong the policy-holders.

It is thoroughly conservative.Its investments are confined by charter te the

most solid securities, and it is under management efmen of well established ability and integrity.

Persons desiring any information will pleasecommunicate with any of the officers.

WM. MCBURNEY, President.E. P. ALEXANDER, Vice Pres. and Aot.GEO. E. BOGGS, Sec. and Gen. Agent.JOHN T. DARBY", M. D.f Med. Adviser.

JAMES A. HOYT, Local Agent for Andetsoo,and Dr. THOS. A. EVINS, Medical Examiner.

April 21,1870 43

P. P. TOAL¥,Charleston, S. C.

f Largest and most complete!\ Manufactory of Doors, Sashes, /f Blinds. Mouldings, &c, in the \\ Southern States. /

Printed Price List Defies Competition.send fob oni- "©ft

Jpg- Sent free on application.Maj- 5, 1870 45

COTTON GINS, &c, &c.Gullett's Patent Steel Brush Cotton Gins.

THIS celebrated Gin may be seen at work inevery District in the State. Price, $6 per

saw.Brown's Georgia Pattern Cotton Gin. Price,

$4 per saw.Hall's Patent Cotton Gin Feeders prevent »ny

hard substance entering the gin, protecting thesaws from injury and the lint from fire. Price,$1.50 per saw t&vite of gin.

Dearing'8 Cotton Press. Price, $275.Peabody's Cotton Seed Hullers. Price, $75.Hutchinsons Cider Mills. Price, $25.Cahoon's Patent Broadcast Seed Sowers.for

.wheat and small grain. Price, $10, and all kindsof Agricultural implements for sale low.

* C. GRAVELEY,52 East Bay Street, south ol the Old Post Office,

Charleston, 8. C.August 11,1870 78m

Notice.

APPLICATION will be made at the next hs-aion of the General Assembly of this State

for an Act to incorporate the First Frcedmcn'aBaptist Church in the Town of Anderson, S: C.

N..B. GAILLARJ), .

Church Clerk,August 18, 1870 8 f. 4a