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Jokes

What’s a joke?

joke (noun) ( FUNNY )[C] something, such as a funny storyor trick, that is said or done in orderto make people laugh.

Definition of joke (noun) (FUNNY) from the Cambridge Advanced Learner'sDictionary

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Q1

Which vehicle isspelled thesame waybackward?

A1

A race car.

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Q2

What do youcall a fish withno eye?

A2

A fsh.

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Q3

Why did King

Kong climb to the

top of the

skyscraper?

A3

He was too bigfor the elevator.

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Q4

Which city has no

people?

A4

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Q5

Why didn’t theskeleton go to theparty?

A5

Because he had

no body to go with.

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Q6

Why did thebanana go to thedoctor?

A6

Because it was not

peeling well.

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Q7

What building has

the most stories?

A7

The library.

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Q8

How manyletters are inthe alphabet?

A8

(T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

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