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WORDS BY JACKIE FRENCH PICTURES BY BRUCE WHATLEY S HAGGY G ULLY TIMES THE F home of award-winning stars of Diary of a wombat, Pete the Sheep and josephine wants to dance 4-10 October $ Jokes How many koalas does it take to change a light bulb? Hey, how many light bulbs have YOU seen in a gum tree? How many wallabies does it take to change a light bulb? Don’t be silly, wallabies can see in the dark! How many emus does it take to change a light bulb? Two … one to swallow the old light bulb and another to pat it on the back to burp it up. How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he does it very, very slowly. How many cockatoos does it take to change a light bulb? Cockie want a light bulb? How many wombats does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to do the scratching. How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you either need a very small elephant or a very big light bulb. QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Em emu 2. Ralph Rhino 3. Miss Ellie Elephant – she’s not an emu! 4. The lyrebird family 5. Jilly Giraffe

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words By jackie french Pictures By Bruce whatLey

shaggy guLLy timesthe

F

home of award-winning stars of

Diary of a wombat, Pete the Sheep

and josephine wants to dance

4-10 october $

JokesHow many koalas does it take to change

a light bulb?

Hey, how many light bulbs have YOU seen

in a gum tree?

How many wallabies does it take to

change a light bulb?

Don’t be silly, wallabies can see in the dark!

How many emus does it take to change a light bulb?

Two … one to swallow the old light bulb and another to pat

it on the back to burp it up.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he does it very, very slowly.

How many cockatoos does it take to change a light bulb?

Cockie want a light bulb?

How many wombats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to do the scratching.

How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but you either need a very small elephant or a very big

light bulb.

QUIZ ANSWERS 1. Em emu 2. Ralph Rhino 3. Miss Ellie Elephant – she’s not an emu! 4. The lyrebird family 5. Jilly Giraffe

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a saLute to country weekLiesA country town’s weekly newspaper is the heart of its community. The news is gathered as it happens – sometimes

even before it happens! Stories are written daily and sent to the

printer to be combined in the newspaper that comes out at the end of the week.

So a local person could become engaged on page 6, fight a bushfire on page 7 and by page 10 get married to someone completely different!

The captions might be mixed up, the spelling erratic, and there may even be handwritten corrections or rude comments that someone forgot to rub out before the paper was printed.

But there’s more excitement, community caring (and gossip!) than you’ll ever find in a big city daily. I’ve been a devoted reader of country newspapers for decades and I hope that you will enjoy the Shaggy Gully Times just as much.

Jackie French

what you’LL find in this kit:• Event ideas and activities to

photocopy and hand out

• Posters to advertise your event – fill in the time and place of your event

• Postcards for giveaway

what you’LL need to Provide:• Pens and/or pencils

ISBN: 9780732284107

what haPPens next?Use the space below to write a newspaper article to tell the

story of what happens next to Josephine, Pete and Mothball!

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make no mistake, mr. nasty knows who you are!

MY NAME IS MY NAME IS

MY NAME IS MY NAME IS

MY NAME IS MY NAME IS

MY NAME IS MY NAME IS

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1. Who ‘burped’ the keys into Gertie Gorilla’s cage? ____________

___________________________________________________

Read: Strange Flying Key (page 4) and Ambulance Called to Emu Family During Zoo Rescue (page 5)

2. Who is the new Rescue Chief? ______________________________

Read: Narrow Squeak for Mouse (page 7)

3. Who is the new flying instructor at Flying School? Does she

really look like an emu? ___________________________________

Read: New Instructor at Flying School (page 7)

4. Who has Rory Lyon been living with? ______________________

_____________________________________________

Read: Lyrebird Seeks New Home (page 10)

5. Who won first prize at the Shaggy Gully Fur and Feathers

Fashion Show?__________________________________________________

Read: The Snaggy Pully Fur & Feathers Fashion Show (page 17)

Help Dung-Detective Duck track Down tHe

missing animalsSUGGESTION TO EvENT ORGANIZER:

Read the story indicated below each question to help with the answers.

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have you seen these animals?

Gertie Gorilla

Ralph Rhino

Ellie Elephant

Rory Lyon

Jilly Giraffe

Joey Gnu

Join the animal picture with it’s correct name

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Last week’s answers:

carrots, carrots, carrots,

carrots, carrots, carrots.

across

1. Yum yum for my tum

2. Delicious crunchy vegetable

3. Mut ym rof muy muy

4. Look back at this orange delight

5. Crunchy on the bottom, leafy on the top

down

1. A nice snack

2. Perfect for breakfist, punch, winner and sea, (ooops,

sorry, tea. Well, they’re good to take to sea too…)

3. The same again sdrawkcab

4. My absolute most favourite food — upwards

Crossword Puzzle

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join tHe Dots anD finD out wHo was beHinD tHe Daring zoo rescue!

use aLL your creative skiLLs to coLour in

granny goanna

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Finda Word PuzzleHow many carrots and other good

things can you find?

If you look hard you should find 8 x carrot(s) (yum!),

8 x corn (also yum!),

8 x oats (wombats love oats),

3 x hole(s),

1 x (door) mat (one that has lots of interesting smells for a wombat to investigate)

and

3 x rain (to make the grass grow).

use tHis page to Design your very own wanteD animal poster

reward

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