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<p>HAVE FUN WITH FUNNY</p> <p>JOKES</p> <p>JOKE NOS. 01</p> <p>ART OF TEACHINGSanta Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires : Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA ". Students (in chorus) : "GADHA ". Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA ".</p> <p>CONTStudents (in chorus) : "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA ". Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN " Students (in chorus) : "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN" Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH . Students (in chorus) : "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".</p> <p>CONTBy this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is " GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA,GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH . The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh. Principal : "Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".</p> <p>CONTSanta Singh : "Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spelling of &gt; &gt;A &gt; &gt;S &gt; &gt;S GADHA &gt; &gt;A &gt; &gt;S &gt; &gt;S GADHE KE PECHE GADHA &gt; &gt;I GADHE KE PECHE MEIN &gt; &gt;N AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH &gt; &gt;A &gt; &gt;T &gt; &gt;I &gt; &gt;O &gt; &gt;N "</p> <p>JOKE NOS. 02</p> <p>A TRAGEDY</p> <p>President Obama went to an elementary school to address a group of children about tragedies. Before he started, he asked the children to give him an example of a tragedy. Several students raised their hands and he selected a little girl. The girl said, "If a boy chased a ball into the street and was killed by a car, that would be a tragedy."</p> <p>CONT</p> <p>Mr. Obama replied, "No, that would be an accident." A second student said, "If a bus full of children drove over a cliff and all were killed, that would be a tragedy." The President thought for a moment and said, "No, I believe that would be a great loss." Obama asked the class again for an example and no one raised a hand.</p> <p>CONT</p> <p>He said, "Surely someone can give me an example of a tragedy." Finally a little boy spoke up and said, "If you and Mrs. Obama were on Air Force One and a bomb exploded and you both were killed, that would be a tragedy."</p> <p>CONT</p> <p>The President was very glad and said, "Yes, that would be a tragedy. Can you explain why?" The boy said, "Well, it wouldn't be an accident and it sure wouldn't be a great loss!"</p> <p>THANK YOU</p>