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  1. 1. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Rob Elliott _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 3 4/14/10 9:39:2 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  2. 2. 2010 by Robert E. Teigen Published by Revell a division of Baker Publishing Group P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287 www.revellbooks.com ISBN 978-0-8007-8803-2 Printed in the United States of America All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a re- trievalsystem,ortransmittedinanyformorbyanymeansforexample,electronic, photocopy,recordingwithoutthepriorwrittenpermissionofthepublisher.The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews. 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 4 4/14/10 9:39:2 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  3. 3. 7 Contents 1 Q & A Jokes9 2 Awesome Animal Jokes51 3 Knock Knock Jokes83 4 Tongue Twisters121 5 Some Things to Think About125 _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 7 4/14/10 9:39:2 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  4. 4. 9 1 Q & A Jokes Q: Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway. Q: How does a skeleton call his friends? A: On the tele-bone. Q: What is the richest kind of air? A: A millionaire. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 9 4/14/10 9:39:2 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  5. 5. 10 L a u g h - O u t - L o u d J o k e s f o r K i d s Q: Who keeps the ocean clean? A: The mermaid. Q: Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldnt see himself doing it. Q: Why did the skeleton drink eight glasses of milk every day? A: Milk is good for the bones. Q: Why did Johnny jump up and down before he drank his juice? A: The carton said to shake well before drinking. Q: What is a babys favorite reptile? A: A rattlesnake. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 10 4/14/10 9:39:2 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  6. 6. 51 2 Awesome Animal Jokes Q: A cowboy arrives at the ranch on a Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is that possible? A: The horses name is Friday. Q: What do you call a bear standing in the rain? A: A drizzly bear. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 51 4/14/10 9:39:3 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  7. 7. 52 L a u g h - O u t - L o u d J o k e s f o r K i d s Q: What happened when the spider got a new car? A: It took it for a spin. A duck walks into a store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says no, so the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back to the store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager says, NO, we dont sell grapes, so the duck leaves the store. The next day the duck goes back to the same store and asks the manager if he sells grapes. The manager is furious now and says, NO, WE DO NOT SELL GRAPES! IF YOU COME BACK AND ASK IF WE SELL GRAPES AGAIN, ILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THE FLOOR! The next day the duck goes back to the same store and says to the manager, Excuse me, do you sell nails at this store? The man- ager says, No, we dont sell nails. The duck replies, Thats good. Do you sell grapes? Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 52 4/14/10 9:39:3 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  8. 8. 83 3 Knock Knock Jokes Knock knock. Whos there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell youits a secret. Knock knock. Whos there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you think well be done with these knock knock jokes? _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 83 4/14/10 9:39:4 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  9. 9. 84 L a u g h - O u t - L o u d J o k e s f o r K i d s Knock knock. Whos there? Hailey. Hailey who? Hailey a cab so I can go home. Knock knock. Whos there? Wayne. Wayne who? The Wayne is really coming down, so open the door! Knock knock. Whos there? Weasel. Weasel who? Weasel be late if you dont hurry up. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 84 4/14/10 9:39:4 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  10. 10. 121 4 Tongue Twisters Try to Say These Ten Times Fast Giggly gladiator. Fresh French fries. Selfish shellfish. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 121 4/14/10 9:39:5 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  11. 11. 122 L a u g h - O u t - L o u d J o k e s f o r K i d s Sock, skirt, shirt. Snatch stacked snacks. Cheap cheese stinks. Goofy gorillas gobble grapefruits. Tall trees toss leaves. Purple penguins pick pickles. Cooked cookies crumble quickly. Soggy stuff smells suspicious. _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 122 4/14/10 9:39:5 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  12. 12. 125 5 Some Things to Think About What do you call a male ladybug? Why dont they call moustaches mouthbrows? Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle? _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 125 4/14/10 9:39:5 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.
  13. 13. 126 L a u g h - O u t - L o u d J o k e s f o r K i d s What do they call their good plates in China? Why is a boxing ring square? If a fly didnt have wings, would we call it a walk? Do fish ever get thirsty? _Jokes_LS_djm.indd 126 4/14/10 9:39:5 Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Revell Books, a division of Baker Publishing Group, 2010. Used by permission.