To my favourites

Merry ChristmasChristiana & Emilee

Love always Joanna xxx

“Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer”

- Jean De La Fontaine

Finding in someone else a compatible weirdness…

The trick is to not let people know

how weird you really are,

until it is too late for them to back out.

The people you can get mad at only for a short period

because inevitably you have important stuff to tell them.

Only true friends go straight to your refrigerator when they go to your

house…

The ones that say “this is by far your most fu**** up idea…

I’ll be there in 10 minutes”

It’s the ones that you can call at 4am that matter.

When an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.

When the candles cost more than the cake.

When “getting lucky” means finding my car in a parking lot.I hope that we will still be friends.

Because at this point

you simply know too much!

THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME FOR ME

NOW LET’S CUT TO THE

CHASE

THIS YEARHAS BEENEVENTful!!

ChristianaI love you because you have no

qualms in being honest.

Absolutely noneEven if you end up being screamed at

by every specimen with male genitalia…

Except my little Lou Lou…

I think we’ll keep him please!

Emilee

I love you for your resilience.

And BOY has 2013 tested you!

The confidence you exude is unapologetic .

And why shouldn’t it be.

YOU ARE FABULOUS!

FAMOUS QUOTES OF THE YEAR

“Joanna is not as functional as she thinks she is”

- Emilee Alexson

4am after a great night out, in what was meant to be casual tea time…

“Joanna, you’re a mess”- Christiana

You are there…

For the times I can’t breathe because I am laughing so hard I need to pee

myself.

And sometimes when I actually do.

You are there…

When I’m confused to the point that I make the resolution of the Arab

Israeli conflict look like the simple choice between chocolate and fruit.

So as a token of my undying love and gratitude

Grab your fur coats and hats!

MAY 2014

WE’RE GOING TO THE RED SIDE….

RUSSIA!!

And of course…on account of the fact Christiana will also be joining us…

I will not be travelling without these essential items…

GOODBYE 2013 IN ALL YOUR GLORY!

2014…we’ll be seeing you soon!

Mateides Productions

Executive producers Alexandros Mateides

Joanna Mateides

No nails were broken during this production.