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  • LIBRARY OF THEIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA

    LOS ANGELES

    ing, that your system needs

    toning up, is a feeling of geq-eral weariless and lassitude.

    Nothing will do it better t^an Hires Rootbeer. No rqediciqe acts

    nrpre quickly upoq the blood, nor does rrjore perrqaqent goodIt soothes th^e nerves aqd increases vitality.

    YET IT ISN'T A MEDICINE IT'S A BEVERAGE

    the most whLolesorr[e, refreshing beverage ever made. No

    danger of giving tr\e children too much ; everything iq it is freshand pure. Hires Rootbeer gives pleasure and good qealth to

    young and old, making clear complexion aqd rosy cheeks. DrinkHires Rootbeer now aqd it will make you well. Driqk it alwaysand it will keep you well. A package makes five gallons.

    HIRES ROOTBEER is MADE OF ROOTS.BEWARE OF THE " OTHER KINDS."

    Save the labels on tr^e package and send for Premjum Cata-logue.

    HIRES CARBONATED ROOTBEER. HIRES GINGER ALE.

    Pure, Spa/kiir.g and Wholesome. Pint Bottles Ready to Drink.

  • Little Miss LeechShe ate a green peach :A peach that was sticky and gummyS h e felt very ^oo dAfter eating such foodTill she

    ^otabi^ pain in her"tummy'

    FOR CLEAR AND ROSY CHEEKS_HireS Rootbeer

  • PURIFIES THE BLOOD - Hires Rootbeer

    A quaint little 6irfwith a queer little curlWas feedind tin cans

    to a

    He ate so much tinThat he grewverythinAnd they say he now

    has a tin coat.

    NO THIRST TOO GREAT1 HJPeS

  • ELIXIR OF LIFE - Hires RootbeeiKITU

    There was a man in ourtownAnd he was wondrous wise;Hejumped into abramble patchAnd there before his eyes ,He found the roots andherbsand

    things (Ingredients so queer)FromwhichhiScientific way,

    MUST BE GOOD, DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT-

  • Old Yankee DoodleRode old Cock-a-doodleAlong onthe Tnilkyway,Till a comet flew by,

    Through a hole in the

    And droveYankee^Doodle away.

    NATIONAL FAMILY TEMPERANCE DRINK.HifeS Rd"

  • GOOD MORNING, NOON AND NiGHT_Hires Rootbeer

    A brave soldier boywitha face like the moon

    Was marching one

    morning inJune,When his gun went off.Bang!With a clatter and clan gand shot the tail off

    of a coon.

    QuTcKLY MADE, WELL REPAID-HlPCS

  • A drandmother storkflew over the hill,

    From the city ofBabyville

    And under her win,

    Was a dear little thing:A baby-our household Kia0.

    FROM YOUTH TO OLD AGE-HlYeS

  • FOR WEARINESS AND

    An old kitty catSat on a door mat

    And $i|Wled with kittenish ^leeTo see the pu^ pup ifi\

    With his ears staadin^upBark atthe bark of a tree.

    DIGESTION.Hircs'Rootbe^r

  • Hires RootbeerDELICIOUSAND

    APPETIZING.

    Lady MonkeyRode a DonkeyAnd what do you think?It frightened herTill all her furTurned just as blac

    as ink.

    MANY IMITATIONS, ONE ORIGINAL-

  • You Know wKat you're drinhing whenidrink Hires ^ootbeer.

    Rootbeer1

    Ccmtairss

    Jumper Berries

    *4I ops

    SpikenardWinterreer\

    Everything that eqters into its rriakiqg is selected

    from tKe highest grade of healthful herbs, barks

    aqd berries. This delicious temperance bever-

    age is a

    HOT-WEATHER REQUISITEof which every home should have a goodsupply. A cold sparkling effervescent glass of

    Hires Rootbeer will satisfy your thirst, refresh

    and strengthen, you, making work less irksome,

    play more pleasant, rest nqore restful. It is

    pre-eminently th\e best drink for children be-

    cause of its healths-giving properties. Driqk all

    you want of it the nqore the better. A pack-

    age makes five gallons. Sold everywhere.

    BEWARE OF IMITATIONS.

    Bottles with Patent Stoppers for putting up Hires Rootbeer.

    Cleaq, convenient, r\andy, lasting, and always ready for use.

    Does away with corks, string or wire. Price $2.25 per case of fourdozen piqts, at Malvern, Pa., freight not paid. Send stamps or

    moqey order, aqd we will sr\ip promptly.

    THE CHARLES E. HIRES COMPANY,MALVERN, PA.

  • Making Hires Rootbeer at Home.