Jimmy Fallon’s Sarcastic Thank

You Notes Examples

Reading and Writing for the College-Bound

Thank you, Angelina Jolie, for ruining International Adoption for everyone.

Angelina Jolie

Thank you, puppies, for having that adorable, sweet-smelling puppy breath. It doesn’t matter if you’re a mutt or a purebred; you can breathe on me all day and create a smile.

Puppies

Thank you, Charlie Sheen. Or should I say “thank you” from all of my ex-boyfriends. They actually weren’t nearly as bad as I thought.

Charlie Sheen

Thank you, Kourtney Kardashian, for being the only Kardashian I know almost nothing about, even though you tried.

Kourtney Kardashian

Thank you, everyone on Jersey Shore, for proving that my Italian in-laws are indeed crazy.

Jersey Shore

Thank you, Taylor Swift, for dating and breaking up with so many famous guys. Clearly, you get around, but you somehow get a free pass because you can play the guitar and write cheesy songs about it all.

Taylor Swift

Thank you, fancy rims, for making it that much easier to spot the drug dealers.

Rims