Jennifer Aniston-Justin Theroux Romance Is Doomed, SaysBody Language Expert

The consensus is that Jennifer Aniston has found happiness at last. After a mere 2 months, herrelationship with Justin Theroux has progressed from casual dating to exchanging rings and wordslike "love" and "marriage." It all happened a trifle quickly, it's true but it seems so real. And that's agood thing, isn't it?

Not really. According to Dr. Lillian Glass, a Beverly Hills body language expert, Jennifer Aniston andJustin Theroux are not compatible. Theirs is a "bad romance" and it should end now before thingsget drastic. A close examination of photos taken of Jen and Justin exiting the Horrible Bosses afterparty on July 20 and strolling through Heathrow Airport the next day reveals a relationship fraughtwith "tension" and "ambivalence." According to Dr. Glass, the couple's chemistry is forced, and theirlove is illusory.

"They are not like-minded," Dr. Glass says. "They are not in step with each other [at the airport]. [At]the after party, she's looking down and hiding her face. Justin is looking ahead. This is not a goodmatch. Justin has tension in his face, and Jen has tension in her jaw."

But isn't Theroux just trying to protect Aniston from the swarming paparazzi?

Apparently not. And even the fact that he's holding Jen's hand is not genuine. It's forced.

"If he was trying to protect her, he'd have his arm around her," observes Dr. Glass, "they'd beshoulder to shoulder. [Plus] there's a lot of discomfort in his hand, his hand is cupped �-- it meansthere's a lot of ambivalence.This doesn't foretell to anything good."

Of course, Jen and Justin obviously haven't spent much time examining their own body language,because they're still going full steam ahead. In fact, rumor has it that they may be "pre-engaged."Whatever that means. Last month, Jennifer Aniston was photographed wearing a gold ring engravedwith her name. Later, Justin was spotted wearing the same ring. Later still, at the Horrible BossesL.A. premi�¨re, Jen wore a diamond on her left hand. Yikes.

Should someone warn these 2 about their incompatibility? Or should they be left alone to their owndevices? And their own possible mistakes?

What do you think?

�© Hope Carson 2011

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hookerand A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.