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Page 1: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

IRONY

Page 2: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

IRONICB Y A L A N I S M O R I S S E T T E

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the

next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two

minutes too late

And isn't it ironic... don't you

think

Page 3: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've

already paid

It's the good advice that you just

didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Page 4: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his

kids goodbye

He waited his whole life to take that

flight

And as the plane crashed down he

thought

"Well isn't this nice..."

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

Page 5: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've

already paid

It's the good advice that you just

didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Page 6: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

Well life has a funny way of sneaking

up on you

When you think everything's okay and

everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you

out when

You think everything's gone wrong and

everything blows up in your face

Page 7: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

A traffic jam when you're already late

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette

break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all

you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

Page 8: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

And isn't it ironic...don't you think

A little too ironic...and, yeah, I

really do think

Page 9: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've

already paid

It's the good advice that you just

didn't take

Who would've thought... it figures

Page 10: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

Life has a funny way of sneaking up

on you

Life has a funny, funny way of

helping you out

Helping you out

Page 11: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the

next day.

Page 12: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's a black fly in your

Chardonnay.

Page 13: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's a death row pardon two

minutes too late.

Page 14: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's like rain on your wedding day

Page 15: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's a free ride when you've

already paid

Page 16: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's the good advice that you just

didn't take.

Page 17: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his

kids goodbye

He waited his whole life to take that

flight

And as the plane crashed down he

thought

"Well isn't this nice..."

Page 18: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

A traffic jam when you're already late.

Page 19: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette

break

Page 20: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Page 21: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

Page 22: IRONY. IRONIC BY ALANIS MORISSETTE An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a