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By Ben Tausig

Across1. ___ Se (NYC Michelin three-

star restaurant)4. Gawk at a bum?8. Sexually insecure gesture14. Planned promise from

Theroux to Aniston15. Mac and cheese sauce,

essentially16. Poe’s “most lovely dead”17. Treat that you were totally

into before it was hip?19. ___ Julius20. Call at home, say21. All-beef patty served with

comprehensive nutritionalinformation?

23. Jade Emperor’s doctrine25. “That ___ way to talk to

your father!”26. Boardwalk snacks for

squirrels?31. Prestorm atmosphere35. Tear36. Currency in crisis37. Mississippi petulantly

observes it in tandem withRobert E. Lee’s birth

39. NYPD call40. O! Baked treat! Warm and

nourishing to eat!?42. Assassin’s asset43. “A German Requiem”

composer45. “Dexter” rating46. Shine, in ads47. Feeling it in one’s quads, say48. Heavy dairy product

made from reclaimedcasino equipment?

50. Big scary white dude53. One hot for cock (in a

sexual sense)54. Root-flavored salad green?

60. Early puberty size63. Sitcom role for Julia64. Supplements added

to each of this puzzle’stheme answers

66. What Philip Morris became67. Theater for aquatic

documentaries68. Child-care writer LeShan69. Reacted to a punch70. GI Joe, e!ectively71. Loaded guy

Down1. Tick (o!)2. Mrs. Krabappel3. Certain open-air drinking

establishment4. World of Warcraft creature5. Clown6. 90s NYC indie band that

hopefully some of you stillremember

7. Quote-unquote job creator8. Indistinct shapes9. Tubby “What’s

Happening!!” character10. Where seals might sun

themselves11. Feminist author Maxine

___ Kingston12. Lean hard on13. Will who played Grandpa

Walton18. Large hairy gay man, as

it were22. McCourt memoir after

“Angela’s Ashes”24. What I might mean26. Many North Africans27. Antianthrax drug28. Bill and Ted and Mario

and Luigi, e.g.29. Rocks with metal

30. “The Teflon Don”32. Spot designers33. Second-generation

boxer Ali34. Eminem song about Valium37. Silent man in black, perhaps38. Celeb watcher Robin41. Plastic pipe material44. Pickup-line phrase in a

Ryan Gosling meme

48. Browne, creator of Hagar49. Five hundred sheets, often51. First word of a kid’s

random selection ditty52. Tire pattern54. Clothing, in slang55. That: Lat.56. “Six Feet Under” brother57. Like a superfan58. Wheels to the Oscars

59. And other people, in Latin61. Repair, as damage62. College Board exam,

briefly65. 1980s bandmate of Izzy,

Du!, and Slash

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