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You’re used to restraining your dark side. At Mansion, we invite you to embrace it.

Come and unleash your alter ego at Dubai’s newest premium club. Here, unparalleled VIP service is meshed with unmatched musical integrity, drawing the best in international DJ acts and featuring Mansion resident, Jean B. For the super-elite, four VIP cages right in the middle of the club gives VIP’s the chance not just to see the party, but be the party.

For a map with directions, please visit our facebook page.

You’re used to restraining your dark side. At Mansion, we invite you to embrace it.

Come and unleash your alter ego at Dubai’s newest premium club. Here, unparalleled VIP service is meshed with unmatched musical integrity, drawing the best in international DJ acts and featuring Mansion resident, Jean B. For the super-elite, four VIP cages right in the middle of the club gives VIP’s the chance not just to see the party, but be the party.

For a map with directions, please visit our facebook page.

From the Editor’s Desk

The good times are back. That may be a strange thing to say when it’s hotter than the surface of the sun outside, and a 10m dash has you sweating like Grooverider on a Dubai stop-over, but Dubai is booming once again.

Clubs and bars are busy, blood-pressure raising financial advisers are going through their contact lists like wildfire, and Sheikh Zayed Road has once again turned into the world’s biggest parking lot.

And with the increase in people, comes the increase in nightlife prices. Having put on live music in Dubai before, I’m well aware of the pitfalls and financial perils of it. But since when did Dhs295 become the standard ticket price for any old Tom, Dick or Justin Beiber (he’d be double that, actually)? Value for money has never been Dubai’s biggest selling point, but now that it’s booming once more, perhaps it will start to become a consideration for clubs, promoters and event organisers, and clubbers and music fans will start voting with their feet…

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WHILE OTHER PROMOTERS might rely on the tried and tested combination of good music, good people and good venue, Peppermint like to go that one step further, by providing out-of-this-world production. Think that’s hyperbole? Then you obviously didn’t see their Tron-esque dancers, their reach-for-the-lasers display nor their staggering visuals. Of course, all of that means little if the music isn’t up to scratch, and they had long-term resident MaDJam holding down the fort on warm up before PvD went on shortly after 12 for a live, free-flowing set heavy on trance influences. The only downsides were that it was so busy a few bars ran out of beer before midnight, while they’d overdone it on the VIP space, cramping the dancefloor regulars. Minor grumbles, however, when the still-packed dancefloor erupted in a sea of hands at the end of PvD’s set.

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While there’s no denying that the local DJ scene is as strong as it’s ever been, there’s still a buzz surrounding international DJs. They come armed with a huge back catalogue of fist-pumping tunes, and the week-in, week-out knowledge of how to make them work. And it’s fair to say there was a big buzz around Brazilian DnB expert S.P.y who specialises in widescreen, spectral beats, ably abetted by Fabric star Lowqui on mic duties. Following an expert warm up from audiOasis resident Mr Gremlin, it was S.P.y’s turn to turn The Music Room into a seething dancefloor, the imported Funktion 1

soundsystem singing as liquid bassline after liquid bassline was dropped. It might not have matched Globalfunk’s previous night out for ferocity (but then again, few nights could compete with DJ Marky’s skills), but S.P.y proved that when it comes to international DJs, Brazilians are among the best.

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Madonna, the Queen of controversy, was never going to make things straight forward when she made her UAE debut. Firstly she came on stage nearly 2 hours late at 10.45 both nights running (with organisers Flash failing to inform the crowd of the delay), while her show included overpowering religious imagery which upset some. But those who hadn’t wilted in the June heat or stormed off in a huff got to watch one of the biggest and best shows the region has ever seen. The stage production was spectacular, the sound and lighting taken to staggering levels, and while she might have lip synched a few songs, Madonna bounced around the stage like someone half her age, devouring the attention and forcing it right back onto the crowd. Some might have complained that there weren’t enough classic Madonna hits, but when ‘Like A Prayer’ got the capacity 25,000 crowd singing as one, we didn’t see too many people complaining.

DJ Shadow: not the Entroducing one, or even the Dubai one. The one that lurks at the back of the booth that is the mate of the club owner’s next door neighbour (ie no one knows who he is) and who continually peers over the DJ’s shoulder while he’s working.

Dhs20,000. The fine XL club got recently after their DJ was caught talking to the hotel’s owner, and was fined under the ‘entertainers can’t mingle with the public’ rule.

Who would win in a fight between John terry and Joey Barton? We all would, we all would.

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We might not have believed them at the start - a high end bottle service club with good music? - but over a year of packed-out parties and a dedication to doing things differently, Republique have earnt their high-end reputation. They're cele-brating their first birthday in style, throwing 2 birthday parties with DJ Bliss and Shef codes playing an anything goes party on friday June 22, before MaDJam does the honours on friday June 29. Check out facebook.com/ClubRepublique or call 056 718 1188 for more information.

They've been the talk of the town the past few summers, as thousands con-gregated around the giant atlantis pool for an all-day and night party. And while the weekly events aren't returning, they are throwing a one-off Get Wet foam party on friday June 22. Featuring audio tonic main man Mr Mr, alongside Charl Chaka and nasimi residents David Craig and Smokingroove, the 12 hour party opens at 1pm, with free entry for ladies 1-4pm.

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fidgit - the fall High energy, Skrillex-esque dubstep from the previous Melodies of the Mind producer. Rob love - into the Rabbit hole Chunky, mid-set deep house number from the Dubai producer. Philip Jo - Beatitude Straight ahead tech-house with a deep house twist from the Rekkord man. amine edge & Dance - Going to heaven With the Goodie Goodies Huge deep house number, with a killer bassline and an earworm sample courtesy of Biggie. Rayner & Wisqo - Smoke the Pancake Big, pulsating house number released on Greg Stainer's Stained label. DJ Moody - khalili Fun and funky carnival house with a jackin' edge. audio tonic - Sonar Sampler Downtown Party network, Raxon and more deliver the trademark audio tonic house grooves.

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Some might complain that Dubai lacks an underground scene, dig a little deeper and you'll find it alive and kicking with nights like audiOa-sis, Dust and Deep Crates flying the leftfield flag. And award-winning indie/alternative night loaded celebrates its first birthday on friday June 29 with a 5 DJ line up taking in a Decades theme, starting with the 60s and ending with the 2000s. not only that, but it wouldn't be a birthday without some pressies: there's free beer and vodka from 9-11 (email seeyounextfriday@gmail.com to get on the guestlist), and free Sambuca and birthday cake through the night. It all takes place at casa latina, with free entry all night from 9pm.

While psy-trance might conjure up images of sandal-wearing hippies cutting loose on a Goan beach, there's actually a thriving psy-trance scene in Dubai, thanks in part to hypnotique, a monthly night run by Shine and Danny Saigal. After a big night at Trilogy earlier in the year, they've now set up home at catwalk and will be bringing their signature sound and decor down on thursday June 21. Access Gremlin, Acidance Records head honcho will be headlining on the night alongside Braindrop of Omveda Re-cords. It's free entry from 10pm, and Dhs50 after 1am.

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The Music Room, once noted for its ambitious live music programming, is increasingly becom-ing a beacon for Dubai's underground scene, with DUST and DnB night Globalfunk calling it home. And DuSt is back in action on friday June 29, and have invited down bass night DJs Prism to help out on DJ duties alongside their headliner, ten

thousand yen's Doc Daneeka. He was nominated as DJ Mag's Breakthrough DJ in 2010, while his tracks have had support from bass luminaries including Gilles Peterson, Skream and Sinden. Doors open at 9pm and entry is Dhs60.

Barasti have installed a Twitter bar for the European Championships, meaning you can Tweet in your order before the match to collect with no queues.

Congratulations to SickAsSwans duo Dion Mavath and Clarita: their debut album has sold out across Virgin after it hit the No.1 spot for 2 weeks in a row.

Looking to pick up some second hand DJ gear (or sell some)? Then head to deejay.ae/classifieds, which has hundreds of items up for sale.

Whingers, whiners and moaners: please at least try to look on the bright side of life every now and again, life really isn't that bad.

Spelling mistakes in promotional SMSs. People judge you on that, it's the difference between know-ing you're sh*t and know-ing your sh*t.

Door staff attitudes. You might well be wearing a bow-tie/tiara/dinner jacket, but that doesn't make you a nicer person, does it.

With all the out-dated rules and regula-tions concerning Dubai's music scene making it harder than ever to put on local live music, it's refreshing to see a Battle of the Bands competition where some of the city's best residents duke it out for Dhs10,000 prize money and a day in a recording studio. Held at the Music Room on tuesday July 3, 10 local bands including The Rock Spiders and The Box-tones will battle it out infront of a panel of judges. Search 'Strong-bow — Battle of the Bands' on Facebook for more info.

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foR one niGht only, the naSiMi Pool PaRty RetuRnS, With aDDeD BuBBleS couRteSy of the Dual foaM MachineS. We SPoke to SoMe of the DJS on the niGht — incluDinG auDio tonic'S MR MR, Sun SPlaSh'S Jack WooDcock anD naSiMi ReSiDentS DaViD cRaiG anD SMokinGRooVe — to finD out hoW it WaS GoinG to Go DoWn…

What have you got planned for your set? Smokingroove: Our trade mark nasimi sound of Afro, Tech, Jackin beats, draped with funk and Swing grooves. Mr Mr: Chunky upfront goodness. As I’m playing last, I plan to smash the proverbial out of it, of course not losing my audio tonic sound. David craig: It’s my birthday

weekend so I’ll be ready to start the party (foam pies on me).

Wet Wet Wet or crystal Waters? Mr Mr: Wet Waters. Everyone is bootlegging these days why not give it a try!Dc: Wet Wet Wet.

Best song to release the foam to?

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JW: Shaolin Master’ ft. Siobhan ‘Friends’, it’s a real party tune.SG: Fake Blood, ‘Fix your Accent.’Mr Mr: I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles (Crystal Wet Waters re-edit).Dc: ‘I Predict a Riot’ by The kaiser Chiefs.

What would happen if you were in charge of the foam button? JW: It would probably run out of foam after 5 minutes. SG: I’d get sacked. Dc: All out mayhem…

Previous foam party experiences? JW: none, never been to a foam party so it’s about time!SM: All the foam parties to date from nasimi to Abu Dhabi have been pure carnage, great fun and it really takes the elements away from the posers, leaving you with a wealth of people having good times and enjoying good music... fun is the word of the day!Mr Mr: Ibiza when I was 16. Think it was Eden club in,

San Antonio (wrong). The foam smelt of poo, I almost choked in it. Strangely it put me off going in foam ever again — best place for me is behind the DJ booth!Dc: My back's never fully recovered from trying to throw Infusion’s Monique Belle in the foam.

if you had to give yourself a water/foam based DJ name, what would it be? JW: Jumping Jack Splash. SG: no idea, but it wouldn’t be Bubbles… Mr Mr: Mr ‘Crystal Bubble Water’ Mr! Dc: I am Aquaman.

The line-up: 1pm – 7.30pm: Pool access & Sunset Sounds7.30pm – 8.30pm: David Craig 8.30pm – 9.30pm: Jack Woodcock9.30pm – close: FOAM Madness9.30pm – 10.30pm: Smokingroove10.30pm – 11.45pm: Charl Chaka11.45pm – 1am: Mr Mr

Get Wet Pool Party, Atlantis, 1pm-1am. Free for ladies and Face card holders and 50AED for guys from 1pm – 4pm. 100AED

for all from 4pm onwards 4pm onwards. Bookings: 055 200 4321

it'S BleSSeD With SoMe of the BiGGeSt DJS in the ReGion, SoMe of the BeSt cluBS in the WoRlD anD thRoWS SoMe of the BiGGeSt PaRtieS knoWn to Man. anD tWo of theiR BeSt exPoRtS — the BaSeMent'S JaDe anD Ronan & neSta fRoM BeiRut in the Mix — aRe PlyinG theiR DeeP-tech houSe tRaDe in DuBai thiS Month. We Sat DoWn With theM all to finD out What MakeS the BeiRut Scene tick anD to finD out Which city they think iS the ReGion'S cluBBinG caPital…

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ronin & Nestayou’ve come a long way in the last few years — what’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt? Stick to your roots, be true to yourself, spread your own taste of music and, most importantly, do it with love.

you jumped on the deep house and nu-disco sound quite early on, are you still on that musical tip? House music is at the core of our sound. It’s hard to describe our own music. If we would have to do so we’d say it’s a mix of house and tech, always

sauced with that warm, raw flavor. We have helped push this deep house and nu disco sound in Beirut for the past few years now, through our parties, podcast, radio show and promo CDs here and then. The crowd is getting familiar with it: they want something different you know, they are responding well and asking for more.

and how realistic an impression do you think people have of the Beirut clubbing scene? Beirut has been a top destination for big DJs for quite a while now. We’ve shared

the booth with big artists in the last couple of years, like Marco Carola, Lee Burridge or Josh Wink, and they just all feel the same about how great Beirut scene is. We do have a big electronic music crowd, with small and big parties thrown here every weekend. Few of them are well educated musically, but they do enjoy the parties and the vibe. But there’s a long way to go we think. Thanks to Mix FM and their cutting edge club nights, they’ve set the bar high by introducing new names to the scene, and we’re up for this challenge together!

is music and DJing a full time career for you both now?Arghh! We still juggle between work, travel, classes and DJing. It’s not always easy to find the right harmonious balance between all this: gigging in the weekend, studio time 2 to 3 days a week, recording the radio show and managing our events and podcast. It’s a matter of organization (and thankfully Ronin is quite good at that!)

you’ve played in Dubai a few times before, including closing Sandance. What can we expect from a more intimate club gig this time around?We don’t really plan our sets, otherwise it would be boring...

the size of the club, the people, the vibe would definitely orient our playlist! It is quite different compared to our first two dates at Sandance, with well over 10,000 people at each edition (good memories!). n’dulge could just be the perfect capacity venue to have an intimate party and spread the right vibe…

have you made the move into production and do you think you need to to further your career? We’re still very young in production so as a consequence we’re doing music with our hearts, just the way it comes. We’ve sent out tracks to some cool labels and we’re also working with family and friends at the studio, Phil, Gunther & Stamina, kid Bliss and Housecoat. The good news is we’re polishing our first EP for Turin based Diagonal Music. We’re pretty excited about this one; it will feature three tracks, ‘Gotta Get you Groovin’ a raw housed-up tune and 2 others that are deeper and more emotional, ‘Children’s Playground’ and ''La nymphe Calypso.' AAA feat. Ronin & Nesta, N’Dulge, Thursday June 22, 10pm-3am. soundcloud.com/roninandnesta, facebook.com/roninandnesta

Jade you’re one of the most con-sistent DJs in the Middle east, and regularly get booked in Dubai — why do you think you’re this successful? I am not sure this is how I measure success, I think I still have a loooooot to do… so I won’t be able to answer that. Can I use a joker?!

and how does the Middle east success translate into book-ings elsewhere in the world? I am on an international booking agency that’s quite connected, and part of a roster that’s filled with great names in the industry. And I always try to do my best, whenever, and wherever I play. I guess until now it’s working well.

you were behind the Base-ment, which shut down a year or so ago — how have you coped without having that sanctuary every weekend?The Basement opened in 2005, and since then, I have been DJing there, promoting weekly events, working with

cultural centers organizing workshops to make things more interesting, producing, making music for TVCs, promoting parties outside Lebanon, touring on a weekly basis, traveling non-stop. But my least favourite part of all of this was handling the business issues, getting into the details of the business, which wasn’t always positive. After 6 years of doing this, I thought it’s time to focus more on what I like to do best, the music part. Since the Basement closed, I have been booked two to three times a week, and throwing my own parties with the Basement crew. I’m not the kind of person that looks backward, I guess a sanctuary is great to have, but there’s a time when we all need to leave home.

What highlights do you have from the Basement, which were your favorite nights and guests? I have always enjoyed meeting artists, getting to know how they live, how they think and how they perceive music, that was my favourite part of this experi-

ence. Probably my most memo-rable night was Jose Gonzalez in concert, getting to know him and his girlfriend at that time (yukimi from Little Dragon) and the whole band, was very inspir-ing, the night was pure magic. you’ve started a new party called c u next Saturday, what’s the concept and music behind it? The music is always fresh and happy, and the idea is to invite live bands every other week and to have DJs playing every Saturday. The atmosphere is more chilled, it’s not a club, but more of an Art Space, so the people react differently (than in a club atmosphere like the Basement’s). We opened to a different crowd too, and the party was more about the “music” than anything else.

a lot of people rave about the Beirut club scene — how do you view it as an insider, how could it be improved or refined? The Beirut club scene is very biased. 99% of the venues and clubs are doing the same thing, and the 1% that is trying to do things differently

is struggling or compromising. We need a lot more openness, a lot more variety, and this should start from the people, which, unfortunately are not very open in Lebanon. Compare it to the Dubai scene — which in my opinion is very rich — which has big events every week with different styles and it’s always booming: I don’t think we will ever reach that. Of course we don’t have a curfew in Lebanon, but maybe in our case we need it!

you’ve played at most of Dubai’s clubs in your time, what’s been your favorite spot so far? My most memorable experience was a very spontaneous gig with friends at an Island in between Dubai and Abu Dhabi, a private thing with about 30 people, amazing scenery, great vibe... I felt like it was a chapter in Alex Garlands’ The Beach.

iLL Communications feat. Jade, Trilogy, Friday June 29, 10pm-3am, Dhs130.

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302 million - The number of views his collaboration with Marc Anthony on ‘Rain Over Me’ has had. That’s the equivalent of everyone in Dubai watching it 15 times.

151 million - The paltry number of views that his co-penned Chris Brown hit ‘International Love’ has had.

10 - number of years that Pitbull has been in the industry, having started his career by performing on Lil Jon’s kings of Crunk album back in 2002.

2004 - Date of his first album release, titled M.I.A.M.I, or Money Is A Major Issue to give it its oh-so-cunning acronym.

1 - His ‘I know you Wante Me (Calle Ocho)’ hit the number 1 spot across the world, including bagging bragging rights in France.

2012 - The date for his latest album, entitled Global Warming, featuring lead single ‘Get It Started,’ which is a collaboration with Shakira.

3 - number of high-visibility products he endorses, including kodak, Dr Pepper and Voli Vodka.

7.5 million - The number of copies he sold of his oh-so-cunningly titled 4th album, Rebelution.

16 - The age at which Pitbull was thrown out of his family home in Miami, having become an adolescent drug dealer.

2 - number of support acts on the night, including UAE/Canadian RnB star karl Wolf and big-hitting house DJ Sensation White’s Erick E. Erick is no stranger to big crowds, having won the Dutch DMC Championship in 1989, before faling in love with house music, and becoming a major player in the scene.

Pitbull, World Trade Centre, Friday June 29, 8pm. Dhs295, 21+. Tickets available from itptickets.com, virginmegastore.me, platinumlist.ae and Virgin Megastores, Enoc, Eppco and Zoom. VIP: 056 625 7173.

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you’ve had an impressive career to date — what’s been the highlight? There have been many great highlights: becoming the 2nd highest new entry in DJ Mag's Top 100 in 2009 was a great highlight, making our artist album 'Rising Sun', being the only DJ besides Armin van Buuren and Markus Schulz to play all 6 years of the annual A State of Trance Events. And also having 'We Control The Light' feat. Jwaydan voted Tune of 2011 on Armin Van Buuren's ASOT Radio Show.

and how easy is it breaking out of egypt’s club scene and make it internationally? It was extremely hard work, but we had a lot of good people around us and we believed we could break out internationally.

a few trance DJs have broadened their sounds in recent times, how would you describe what you play? We always try to stick to our roots. We have differed slightly over the years, but not to any extremes - we are still portrayed for playing an uplifting trance sound.

Trance naTion

trance is one of the biggest world wide dance music genres, what attracted you to the sound in the first place? Paul Van Dyk was our inspiration in the 1990s.

obviously egypt has been through a huge change recently, are you optimistic for the future? There is always cause for optimism, anywhere in the world.

artists like PvD try to make a change with their music, and are quite political - is that something you agree with, or get involved with? We just concentrate on our music, we are very happy that we can bring joy to many people worldwide. And with social media booming, our music can reach people that we never thought possible, it’s an amazing feeling.

What can we expect on the night? We play often with Ferry Corsten, we are part of same management and also we are involved with Full on Ferry worldwide on a regular basis, so expect pure uplifting trance from the start.

Ferry Corsten and Aly & Fila, Thursday June 28, du Forum, 9pm-late, Dhs150, 18+.

We have 2 pairs of tickets to win — to enter, head to facebook.com/infusion-magazine and answer this question.

Which country is ferry corsten from? a) hollandb) Russia c) Belgium

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What are the 5 essential ingredients that make up a good club? Sound, people, a good size dancefloor, great lights with a great lighting jockey and friendly staff.

ViVa Music seems to be going from strength to strength — what’s the key to keeping it current in the over-crowded market? We just follow what we love, having a label is really about having a passion that you're prepared to put time and effort into. Also, we have a team of people at the label that love it, so it’s the love and passion that keep it where it is.

there’s been music overload for a number of years now — how many hours a week do you spend listening to new music, and do you have a team to help you? Listening to new music is the only job within the whole team of people that I currently have to do on my own as there is no one else, or any way that I could let someone take control of this. I know there are other DJs out there who have people assist them with this or select music for them, but it’s not something that I could ever do. I don’t have a particular genre that I play, I simply pick out music that I love. The volume of new music I try and listen to can vary from

200 to 700 a week, a mixture of promos and demos.

and what’s in the pipeline for you this year regarding residencies, mixes, tours? We have a very special touring concept called LIFE. It’s a project that’s been a long, long time in the making and taken a heck of a lot of work from the whole team to make happen. I’m going to be taking things back to their original organic roots. I’ll be performing in everything from disused buildings and strange outdoor venues — we carefully and painstakingly selected venues from 12 cities around the world. The idea of playing in a disused mansion, a forest or a naval boat for example really takes me back to when I first started my career as a DJ when I used to throw illegal parties underneath motorways, or in a disused monastery which I did back in the early 90s. These parties were about nothing but having a good time jacking under the beautiful groove of house music, somewhere away from the glitz and glamour of night clubs and disco balls. Somewhere to get down and dirty without a care in the world.

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Loaded Ramadan Closing Party, Casa Latina, July 13 Satoshi Tomiie, Mansion, July 20 J-Lo, november 22

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Monday 18RnB MonDayS, VelVet unDeRGRounD no.1 Events presents Shero and Brooklyn on urban duties. 10pm-3am. Weekly. SheRo/DuBai Vocal enSeMBle, the fRiDGe More excellent live music as the popular Filipino≠ choir is joined by guitar/beatbox champion Shero. 8pm, Dhs50. PeRSian ReD caRPet, tRiloGy Persian and house music from Genario and Jet k. 10pm-3am. Weekly.

Tuesday 19Bull funk Zoo, JaMBaSeExcellent live music fronted by Hamdan Al Abri. 8pm-late, every Tuesday/Thursday/Friday. PinG Me, catWalk new ladies night an RnB and old skool classics playlist and free sparkly for ladies all night. 10pm-3am, ladies free all night. Weekly. uBeR tueSDayS, Sho choFree cocktails from 10pm-

midnight, and tunes courtesy of Stephane karl. Weekly.

wednesday 20DiaMonD WeDneSDayS, BouDoiR Radio 1’s Brooklyn and DJ Shero on the urban soundtrack, with free Diamond cocktails for ladies until 1am. 9pm-late. Weekly. MinGle, left Bank (Souq al BahaR & MaDinat JuMeiRah) Dhs5 cocktails for ladies (no, really) from 8pm-late. the ultiMate laDieS niGht, Zinc Funky house, electro and party tunes with a free bottle of Russia’s finest for 5 or more ladies booking a table, plus free bubbly until 1am. 9pm-late. Weekly.

Thursday 21aaa feat. Ronin & neSta, n’DulGe Deep tech and house from the back-to-back Beirut DJ duo. 10pm-3am, women free before midnight, Dhs100.

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akS, VelVet unDeRGRounD Commercial, Desi, house and Bollywood from DJ/Producer Aks. 10pm-3am. Weekly. aPeRtiVo, M-DekThe after-work destination continues as M-Dek gets a covered, AC-controlled tent for the summer, meaning more Dhs25 after work Peronis. 5pm-10pm, Free. Weekly. BouDoiR Free shots for ladies until 1am, and commercial RnB and house. 10pm-3am. Weekly. BollyWooD PaRty, SenSation Desi and Bollywood hits all night long. 10pm-3am, ladies and couples free entry until midnight. cluB antheMS, ZincGreg Stainer and the rest of the Zinc crew drop chart bombs. 10pm-3am. Weekly. DeeP cRateS, caSa latina Funk, hip hop and B Boy breaks. 10pm-3am, free. Weekly. DJ tWinS, euRaSia the cluBMaxim models and twin DJ sisters from Ukraine grace the evening with some funky house tunes. Ladies night offers till midnight. Carlton Tower Hotel, Diera.JaMRock, SuBliMe Reggae and Caribbean vibes from a revolving roster of Dubai’s best urban DJs. 9pm-3am, ladies free before 12am. Weekly.hyPnotique, catWalk Psy-trance from the

long-running night, which brings in a colourful crowd. 10pm-3am, free before 1am, Dhs50 after. hyPnotiq, Melia hotelDJ Jean B takes control at the brand new night at the brand new Bur Dubai club. 10pm-3am, free. Weekly. Soulful SeSSionS, M-Dek Schoolys urban sessions continue under M-Dek’s summer cover. 10pm-3am, free. Weekly. taBoo feat. SteVe laWleR, tRiloGy Big room tech house from the Viva Records head honcho. 10pm-3am, Dhs150.xPeRience, chi House music in Chi Club, with Flowmaster J dropping RnB and urban tunes in Chi Red. 10pm-3am, Free for ladies and couples. Weekly.

Friday 22BRunch Beat SeSSion, BahRi BaR Ambient and chilled out grooves from Jeli Maniago. 4-8pm. Weekly. connoiSSeuR, VelVet unDeRGRounD Sophisticated urban soundtrack. 10pm-3am. Weekly. cReW niGhtS, euRaSia the cluBDJ Majestic along with Jmaxlolo provide commercial and house tunes with Ladies drink deals till midnight. Carlton Tower Hotel, Diera. Weekly.

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infuSion Pick! EVAnESCEnCE, TRADE CEnTRE The huge-selling American goth-rock band play live, with support from local band EyE. 6pm-late, Dhs295.

Get Wet, naSiMiIt’s the sole Atlantis pool party of the season, and this version comes with extra foam machines and audio tonic’s Mr Mr and Smokingroove among those on deck duty. 1pm – 1am. Dhs100 from 4pm. no. 1 fRiDayS, n’DulGe Hip hop and RnB bangers. 10pm-3am, Ladies free before 11.30, Dhs100. Weekly. RePuBlique 1St BiRthDay Pt 2DJ Bliss and Shef Codes are on back-to-back action as the downtown club celebrates its 1st birthday. 9pm-3am. StRanDeD, leBanon iSlanD (the WoRlD) Day time grooves into house music at the newly opened Lebanon Island on the World. 12 midday-late, Dhs200 entry and speedboat. stranded@themusthavegroup.com. Weekly. SteP on, catWalk The indie and rock and roll night returns with drink deals for ladies before midnight. 9pm-3am, Dhs50 after 1am. unDeR the RaDaR feat. alexkiD, tRiloGy Tech house from the Rekids producer in the studio, with Dany neville on old skool urban duties in the main room. 10pm-3am, Dhs130.

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infuSion Pick! 411, PEOPLE By CRySTALThe popular hip hop and RnB night helmed by DJ Bliss, takes over at its new location. 10pm-3am. Weekly.

henneSSy aRtiStRy unPluGGeD, Zinc Some of the city’s best live talent on stage, while the stage is also open to willing entrants. 7pm-midnight, couples and ladies free. famedxb.com. Weekly. inDuStRy, Zinc A right royal mashup with everything from hip hop to dubstep on the cards from the big roster of DJs. 10pm-3am. Weekly. PaRRy, RaRe the Place Afro hip hop and RnB music at what’s billed as the city’s first ever nigerian club night. 9pm-late.

Tuesday 26 Jon oliVia’S Pain, SenSation Live metal and rock from the ex-Savatage star. 6pm, Dhs225

Thursday 28BaD MeDicine, catWalk Big bad basslines spanning house and garage with Marky B on deck duty. 10pm-3am, Dhs50. BoB SinclaR, caValli The 2nd biggest French DJ,

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and the man behind ‘Love Generation’ makes his Cavalli Club debut. 10pm-3am. feRRy coRSten, yaS iSlanD Flash bow out before Ramadan by inviting down trance-electro ‘Punk’ star Ferry Corsten. 10pm-late, Dhs150.

infuSion Pick! HACIEnDA TOUR FT.GRAEME PARk & PETER HOOk, TRILOGyThe legendary Manchester club take over Trilogy for a night, with original resident Park joined by new Order/Joy Division legend Peter Hook. 10pm-3am, Dhs100.

Friday 29BaSSic, catWalk Party-starting bass (covering DnB, dubstep and glitch hop) from the monthly night. 9pm-3am, Dhs50 after 1am. DuSt feat. Doc Daneeka, MuSic RooM Bass music of all shapes and

sizes from the Ten Thousand yen head honcho. 9pm-3am, Dhs60. loaDeD 1St BiRthDay, caSa latina The award-winning indie and alternative night turns 1, with free cake, free drinks and a 5 DJ line up. 9pm-3am, free. ill coMMunicationS feat. JaDe, tRiloGy One of Beirut’s best DJs and the man behind The Basement is on house duties in the studio, with hip hop and urban in the main room. 10pm-3am, Dhs130.PitBull, WoRlD tRaDe centRe Pop-dance star Pitbull brings his Pit World tour to Dubai. 7pm-late, Dhs295.

infuSion Pick! REPUBLIQUE 1ST BIRTHDAy PT 3 One of Beirut’s finest DJs, and Republique’s international resident MaDJam does the honours as the club celebrates its 1st birthday. 9pm-3am.

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Music news...UBER-HIP WELSH PRODUCER Jamie Jones looks certain to consolidate his status as the world’s top ‘underground’ house producer with the release of his second album ‘Tracks From The Crypt’ which comes out on Crosstown Rebels in June. Avoiding the mistake made by so many DJs of filling records with experimental styles at odds with their reputation, he’s instead selected ‘secret weapon’ style tracks plus several new ones, all of which work superbly on the dancefloor. “This is a collection of my favourite unreleased secret weapons

from the last 5 years, plus some brand new tunes that I´m hammering on the dance-floor right now,” he said this week, explaining his approach. “Looking back in the vaults, I found some killers that people have been trying to get their hands on for ages and decided to make my second album a combination of these.” Tracks From The Crypt’ is out on Crosstown Rebels on June 25.

Major label EDM executive David Rene from Interscope told Billboard dance music has finally crossed over in the US ‘because the guitar is dead’ this week, as MTV’s Rawley Bornstein labeled EDM ‘the new rock ‘n’ roll’. “Just as parents might be going to see Bruce Springsteen as a working man’s hero who sings about factories, a new generation of fans are going to EDM shows where a similar sentiment is expressed in a different way,” the music and talent programmer told the new Jersey Star Ledger. “The music embraces this spirit of energy and inclusiveness,” he added.

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fatboy Slim was quizzed this week about what impact he expects turning 50 will have on his DJ career and said that having quit drinking and started ‘looking after his health’ he sees no reason to quit in the forseeable future. “There will be a cut-off point – when I stop enjoying it and when the crowd stops enjoying it,” he told TnT magazine. “no one knows – with the era of the superstar DJ: Carl Cox, Oakenfold, Pete Tong – none of us knows what the retirement age is, because there’s never been this generation before.”

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Metal iS Back in DuBai, aS the ex SaVataGe fRont Man BRinGS Self-titleD neW BanD Jon oliVia’S Pain to DuBai. anD oPeninG uP foR theM iS houRGlaSS, a SyRian heaVy Metal BanD, naMeD afteR one of theiR SonGS. it’S a Match MaDe in Metal heaVen. We Sat DoWn With GuitaRiSt RaWaD aBDel MaSSih to finD out MoRe aBout the BanD anD the GiG…

tell us about your band... Our style is traditional heavy metal with some thrash metal. I started writing music in 1999 and decided to form a band in 2002. The band was started with me, Bassem Deaibess (from Lebanon, founder of Blaakyum), and my relative Bahij who played on drums. Later in 2007 Aram kalsoudian (ex Syrian progressive metal band nu.Clear.Dawn) joined and we became the three fixed members of the band. I write the music and lyrics, and I produce the albums, and each of the members puts his own talent and arrangements in their part of the song. Bassem and Aram have a lot of experience in writing and recording music and playing live. In total, we have three independent releases (2004, 2007, and 2010).

how do you feel opening for Jon oliva’s Pain?I can’t explain that, not even in three paragraphs. This is something I could have never imagined! Really, it is a huge dream come true. I’ve been a fan for Savatage for 18 years. Jon Oliva is a living legend and this is a great opportunity for The Hourglass (which is named after one of Savatage’s songs).

and we heard you’re collaborating with Jon oliva on your new single… Jon Oliva will appear as a very special guest vocal on our new single, I still can’t believe how amazing and important this project is for me personally and the rest of the guys and especially for the Syrian and Middle East Metal music scene. We recorded the song, ‘Play the Pawn’, and sent a first draft to Jon’s management so he could put down his own vocal lines. When we get that we will do the final mix and master for the song. It will be released online only. I really can’t thank Jon enough for that, he’s showing huge support for the band, especially for a band that is not signed to a record label and coming from a country that is not known in metal at all. And today, unfortunately it’s known for more disastrous stuff [the on-going conflict].

Tuesday June 26, Sensation, Crowne Plaza Dubai, doors 6pm, show starts 7.30pm, Dhs225.

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My worst ever job was... Panel beating. I can still hear the beating of hammers in my head...

My favourite ever record is... Celeda/Dany Tenaglia, ‘Music Is The Answer.’

DJing is much like... Being a magician. Work the crowd with your tricks and unexpectedly pull something insane out of the hat and wait for the crowd to respond!

Dubai’s clubbing scene is... In all honesty, the 8 months I have lived here I would say it’s a little sheepish, the majority of people are only interested in hearing commercial music. I have experienced some great day and night parties and listened to some really good DJs, but as I’m working weekends it’s been hard for me to track these nights down on my nights off unfortunately.

i’m really proud of... Reaching number 1 in the progressive house charts with my first release..

if i could change one thing about anything i would... Bring back the days of vinyl, let’s see who can actually mix…

My biggest DJ achievement to date is.... Playing at Tiesto’s kaleidoscope tour in my home city. Also being awarded Majorca’s Best House DJ in 2010.

if you could DJ in any decade which would it be... Definitely the 90s.

if i could go back-to-back with any other DJ... It would have to be Carl Cox, although I would let him do most of the work, I’d be happy to watch! soundcloud.com/stulaurie

Album Reviews...Describing chart music is easy: yet another hi-pitched, major key, trance-meets-pop-meets-RnB bastardization. Describing Icelandic band Sigur Ros is a lot harder, and involves the endless use of similes and metaphors: perhaps glacial, gliding, operatic music that sounds like a choir of angels communicating from beyond the Milky Way. Either way, they make journalists sound like Thesaurus-eating try-hards as their music is that other-worldly, that unique and distinct we have few reference points. What we can say is this is their 6th album in 13 years, and while their post-rock formula is intact, they’ve discarded the rounded, poppier edge which made previous efforts so loved (and popular). Instead, they strip everything back to a sparse, glacial bed of music. Where Takk was focussed and concise, Valtari is widescreen and imbued with a summer’s haze, each track blooming softly like a volcanic explosion in slow motion, with Jonsi’s part English, part Icelandic, part made-up vocals still the driving dynamic. It might not hit the same heights as previous albums, but on Valtari, Sigur Ros still resonate like no other band on the planet.

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The music industry loves a good rollercoaster, and rides don’t get much more insane than The Beach Boys’ 50 years in business. After 20 years of inter-band lawsuits, ever-decreasing rumours of Brian Wilson’s mental and physical health and an increasingly skeptical fan base, the original members of The Beach Boys are back together, and in relative harmony (on the record, if not fully in real life) And the results are as you might expect - fitfully brilliant but largely forgettable. If you’re a die-hard fan, then the album will provide a fitting close for one of our generation’s biggest and best bands. But if you’re a casual fan, download the album’s closing three tracks, ‘From There To Back Again,’ ‘Pacific Coast Highway’ and ‘Summer’s Gone’ which are a return to classic Beach Boy harmonies, and thankfully, have none of the incongruous lyrics that blight the first half of the record (‘Spring Vacation’ for example has the band “living the dream, cruisin’ the town, diggin’ the scene - quite what scene 5 septuagenarians are diggin’ is beyond us). Instead, they pontificate on their age and their legacy, fitting subjects and fitting songs to bookend a rollercoaster career. Andy Buchan

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1. Frankey & Sandrino - Comeback (Giom Remix) [audio tonic] 2. Huxley - Reality Check (Original Mix) [Leftroom Limited]3. Mario Basanov - We Are Child Of Love (Mario's ReDub) [needwant]4. Shades Of Gray - Crazee (Original Mix) [Beef Records]5. Chriss Ronson Feat. Adri - Don’t Look Down [Ready Mix Records]6. Enrique Vela - Space Monkey (Original Mix) [Space Monkey]7. Detroit Swindle - The Wrap Around (Original Mix)8. Patrick Di Stefano and Luca Doobie - Get Through (Classic Mix)9. nick Curly - Underground (Raxon Remix) [Unreleased]10. Christophe, Lukas - Reel Love (Original Mix)

1. Perseus - Seychelles (Original Mix)2. Mark knight - Alright (Original Mix)3. Vincenzo - yeah yeah yeah (Original Mix)4. Maya Jane Coles - nobody Else (T. Williams Remix)5. karol XVII & MB Valence - Maruda (Gorge's Summer Vibes Remix)6. Blue Boy - Remember Me (Hoxton Whores Remix)7. Audiowhores - Sometimes (Original Mix)8. Loverbirds, novika, Sebastian Doring - This Time (Gorge Remix)9. Delicious - Bamboleo (Block, Crown Pacha Vocal Mix)10. Genario - To The Sky (Original Mix)

1. Georgio Star - Ibiza (Original Mix)(Siprec)2. nTFO - Policrom (Audiojack Mix)(Alive)3. Blond:ish - Lonely days (Hunter Game Remix)(nM2)4. Hardsoul/ Ron Carrol - My Life (knee Deep Dub)5. Doctor Dru - The Voice of Dru (original mix) (Exploited)6. Adam Port - Someone To Love (Original mix) (keinmusik)7. Tony kairom - Sweet Fusion (Original mix) (Fruit Records)8. Swallen - Mexico (Original Mix) (FHD Records)9. Chris Lawyer - Right On Time (Louie Cut remix) )10. nari + Milani - Atom (Original Mix) (Size Records)

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They say beauty is only skin deep which means Donald trump (and his marsupial hair) is in for trouble as he’s suing an ex-Miss uSa contestant. Trump, who owns the rights to Miss USA and Miss Universe, was angered after Sheena Monnin revealed that the contest was fixed and that there was a Top 5 list long before the voting process.

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Rock of ages Cruise stars as one half of an aspiring rock star couple in the late 80s, who’s burgeoning relationship is put to the test as they chase their dreams. Big, cheesy fun. classification: 15Director: Adam Shankman Starring: Tome Cruise, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones

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Enough with the vampire stories already, as America’s feted 16th president is re-imagined as a vampire killer. Who’s next, Bill Clinton: Zombie Destroyer? classification: 12 Director: Timur Bekmambetov Starring: Dominic Cooper, Rufus Sewell

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A US man has been charged with littering after he tossed a couple of dollar bills to a beggar from his car. John Davis was leaving a motorway in Cleveland, Ohio, when he saw the beggar in a wheelchair, reports Fox news. The beggar dropped one of the dollars, and moments later, a passing police-man wrote him a ticket for littering. Mr Davis rubbished the reports he could have to pay $500 court costs after he refused to accept the charge.

nOTHInG GOES BETTER with some fish and chips than some salt and vinegar. But fancy some salt collected from human tears on those fries? A London manufacturer has done exactly that, creating a range of salts taken from crying humans experiencing a range of emotions. Costing Dhs45, you can get salt harvested from tears of sorrow, tears shed while sneezing, tears of laughter and tears of anger. A spokesman for the company said that each salt had a

distinctly different flavour. “Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine,” he said. yums.

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WeiRD BiteSthe president-to-be was also an eager pot smoker. he was known for elbowing his way in out of turn when a joint was be-ing passed, shouting “intercepted!” and taking an extra hit

Civil liberties activists discuss just one of the many favourite pot-smoking antics revealed in a new biography of President ‘Barry’ Obama in his youth.

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aBu DhaBi: In honour of Madonna’s debut concert in the UAE, one property developer has unveiled plans to build what it is billing as “the ultimate architectural tribute to the Queen of Pop”. When complete, the twin Cone Towers will “offer 30,000 square metres of luxury space”, according to developer nakatomi Industries. Cone A will be purely residential, while Cone B is designated for office and commercial use. Both towers will be topped with a special ‘Ray of Light’ glowing pinnacle, and set within an Immaculate Collection of parkland and retail outlets. Construction is expected to start later this year, with the first keys due to be handed over in 2015. “For Material Girls, what better way to Express yourself – and your appreciation of the top-selling female recording artist of all time – than a luxury apartment in Cone A?,” said nakatomi President, Joseph yoshinobu Takagi. “And with the vibrant gulf city of Abu Dhabi more in ‘Vogue’ than ever, we’re hopeful that Madonna herself will consider the luxury penthouse suite,” he added. “Or at the very least, that she’ll enjoy a short Holiday here. It would be, it would be so nice.”

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The verdict: Like all good football results, this is a tense 2-2 draw, with Tristan winning on penalties. Goaaaaaaaallll!

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the coolest football player of all time is?

Pat Jennings. That hairdo was and still is pure undiluted stylin’!

Diego ‘I like to Disco’ Maradonna. Without a doubt, that guy knew the score.

it’s not big and clever but… I reckon if I was around at the time, I would’ve sussed out Pythagoras’ theorem at least 6 weeks before he did. Flipping obvious!

Have you noticed that you don’t see white dog poo anymore?

My best claim to fame is...

Holding the world record for skimming Jaffa cakes across the Suez canal.

I have ridden on Morrissey from The Smiths back. Rode him like Red Rum during a water balloon fight at Bennicassim Festival in Spain.

Describe your best track in 5 words… Foot shuffling boogie badness innit! It’s all about the groove.

the best football song of all time is...

‘Feeling Groovy’ by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. If you play it backwards it explains the offside rule in Swahili.

Gotta be’Vindaloo’ by Fat Les. I read recently that the whole song was written in a well-known debauched bar in London in a matter of minutes as a joke, and when it was released, their performing fee was a live goat and a hundred quid cash.

how would you celebrate a final-winning goal?Most likely with a banana and peanut butter smoothie and game of Backgammon by one of the corner flags.

I was always a big fan of the ‘pile on’ at school. I think we should see more of this on the field. As long as I am not on the bottom of course!

What’s the best insult you could give each other?

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Prefer not to. I don’t care what everyone else says, he seems like a nice bloke.

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If you could be in any band, who would it be?

The Big Question

Ahmed Somalie Garoon: Queen, Pink Floyd or U2. I don’t plan to play in the band, I’m very content being the roadie.

Adil El-aouad: Spinal Tap, no other band comes close!

Tayla Russell: I would say Radiohead, but they’re all herbal tea nowadays, so it would have to be The Runaways.

Buff Wise: The Who (when Moon and Entwhistle were still alive though).

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Dubai: where dreams do come true, where monkeys can rule from the top of the tree and capitalism rules, Ok.

Oh, and take a whiff on any given day, and you’ll always, without fail get a distinct scent, a perfume-strong hit of freshly brewed bullsh*t.

For Dubai, more than any city in the world, is home to the fabricated, to the made up, to the entirely fictious. And nowhere is that truer than in club land, where DJs and promoters can create their back story, blow by made up blow.

‘Oh yeah, I’ve played at Fabric, it was ace.’ Translation: my mate once played at Fabric, on a Monday night to 4 people, and I stood in the DJ booth with him for 30 seconds.

‘I used to put on raves back in Lebanon.’ Translation: we had an after-party back at my parent’s place, but had to shut it down after 30 minutes as my train-wreck mixing woke up the neighborhood.

Bullsh*tters beware: the Monkey is onto you.

Monkey Out...

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