information builders #captionthis contest 2015
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Cartoon Caption Contest!
Brought to you by Information Builders
Summer 2015
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Cartoon #1: Geographic Analytics at WorkContest Winner
“Our big data analysis has pinpointed the best doughnut shop in the area.”
John Kunzier via LinkedIn
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Cartoon #1: Geographic Analytics at WorkOur caption
“This map shows us all the neighborhood cats, and all the nearby climbable trees. Now this area here is what we call the ‘hot zone.’”
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Cartoon #2: Advanced Analytics for Better Decision-MakingContest Winner
“I’ll take my chances with the shoe store. How about optimizing my balance instead!”
Ria Martin Clarke, @rcmc1, via Twitter
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Cartoon #2: Advanced Analytics for Better Decision-MakingOur Caption
“Tough route! Looks like I should pick up some better walking shoes….”
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Cartoon #3: Big Data still a mystery to many executivesContest Winner
Ron Dimon, @rondimon, via Twitter
Hey Bob, I just read an article about big data.
We should get one of those ASAP. I need it by Monday.
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Cartoon #3: Big Data still a mystery to many executivesOur Caption
Hey Tom, can you get a good photo of our data lake? I want
something scenic for the cover of our annual report.
Big Data – sometimes it isn’t pretty.
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Cartoon #4: Predict and Prevent Bad Outcomes with Predictive Analytics Contest Winner
You will find this resource while shopping at our “Happy Wife, Happy Life” store!!!!
Eric Sandberg via Facebook
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I wish I had this predictive model before the great Rolex Meltdown of 2012 and last year’s Holiday Plasma Explosion.
Cartoon #4: Predict and Prevent Bad Outcomes with Predictive Analytics Our caption
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Cartoon #5: Data Quality Matters Contest winner
So you call yourself “information,” but unlike Information Builders,
you have no information or customer service, and you know NOTHING about
software?
Information, how may I help you?
Bethanny, @TallTreasure, via Twitter
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Cartoon #5: Data Quality Matters Our caption
He’s only too happy to correct your data errors.